Chapter II
"According to legend, the gods created the world with the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, and thus the world! But at that time, there were only mountains and rivers in the world, flowers and trees, mountains and rivers did not grow for thousands of years, and trees did not wither for thousands of years! Quiet and picturesque, there is no movement, it is lifeless! ”
On the side of the small bridge on Chang'an Street, the flowing water under the bridge reflects people's faces.
The four-legged square table stands at the head of the bridge, and the caftan folds the fan jokingly.
The long shirt suddenly bent down again and whispered, "How is this good?" The world is not winter, summer, day or night, it is always quiet! There is a picturesque scenery in the air, and only the gods are left to enjoy it! Even if it's a god! It's inevitable that I feel lonely...... Alas......"
Someone answered, "I know how to be good!" Didn't the gods get out of people, birds, and beasts! The world is lively from this! ”
Folding fan fingered: "How?" ”
The man muttered, "How?" That's God's business, how can I know......"
"I only know one thing, but I don't know the other!"
Wake up and shoot!
Everyone was amazed!
The caftan then whispered, "It turns out! Just before the earth, the gods created another world! This world is called the Spirit Realm! In the spiritual world, there is a void, no mountains, rocks, grass and trees, no rivers and seas, only many elves swim endlessly. This world, but there is no movement, it is the opposite of the world! ”
"Goo...... Goo ......"
On Chang'an Street, where people come and go, Huayang stroked his stomach and looked sad.
The aroma of the food in the restaurant and the flavor of the snacks on Chang'an Street all seduced his soul.
He swallowed his saliva and said to Mo Jiao: "General Mo! His Highness orders you as the son of the Emperor of Men! Get me something to eat. ”
Mo Jiao said: "The Emperor of the People has instructed, when you go out, please call me Mr. Mo." ”
Huayang said: "Mr. Mo! Get me something to eat...... starved to death ......"
Mo Jiao said: "I'm also hungry, but how can I find it?" ”
Huayang said: "Why don't you kidnap two people and go to the alley to kill them and grab some money back?" ”
Mo Jia nodded: "Okay." ”
Mo Jiao's eyes were fierce, and he turned around with his sword.
"Come back!" Huayang trembled with anger, "You dare to kill someone!" You just don't dare to dance the sword and perform it, right? ”
Mo Jiao said: "I've killed a lot of people, but I've never done it before, and I don't want to try it." ”
Huayang sat on the ground and said, "Wait until I'm starving!" No one can care about He Yuan's old bastard! We can only watch the world fall into his hands. ”
Huayang said: "Don't you always say that you want to protect the world for the emperor?" Now is the time for you to perform, why can't you sacrifice yourself? ”
Mo Jia said: "Sacrificing my life for the world is the greatest loyalty I can show. ”
Huayang said: "There are more people who can sacrifice their lives!" Those who are willing to sacrifice their dignity are valuable! ”
Mo Jiao said: "Don't go." ”
Huayang said: "General Mo...... Oh no, Mr. Mo! If you and I starve to death, we won't even have a chance to kill the enemy! If you can't sacrifice your life for the emperor, won't you be aggrieved? ”
"Being able to starve to death with His Highness is also an honor for the last general."
"Your uncle!" Huayang scolded and said, "You are an honor!" But what about me? It is a shame that His Highness was driven out and starved to death in the streets! ”
But Mo Jiao said lightly: "Anyway, I won't go to show up...... Let's find another way to make a living. ”
Huayang said: "Why can't you go?" How fast the money comes! You happily dance the sword, I happily collect the money, how easy it is! ”
Mo Jiao said: "My swordsmanship can only kill the enemy, and the ornamentation is not as high as the folk swordsmanship." If you have to use me as a hip-hop sword, you may accidentally cut off the heads of a few spectators! ”
Huayang was frightened: "Forget it!" ”
Then he sighed heavily: "Mom! I can't imagine that I, Huayang, is Your Royal Highness and sits on a sacred mountain! Someday starve to death on the streets! ”
Mo Jiao said lightly: "It's not enough to starve to death." ”
"What?"
Mo Jia said: "Two big men, with hands and feet, and strong bodies, will not find a bite to eat." ”
Huayang said: "Then you can't find food now!" ”
Mo Jia said: "How about this, you go to rob, I will arrest you, collect the honorarium, and everyone is happy." ”
Huayang glanced at him: "Everyone is happy? You took the gratuity and squandered it, and I'll go to jail, right? ”
Mo Jia said: "No, I volunteered to send you to the official mansion, and I fled with you halfway, how about it?" ”
Huayang frowned: "This is a good way...... But! Let me be a robber in His Royal Highness Huayang, but you will be a hero? You have gained money without losing face! But I'm going to be a robber! Why? Let's switch roles! ”
Mo Jiao said lightly: "With my good-looking appearance and cultivation higher than you, it is more in line with the imagination of heroes in the hearts of the people." You come to be a hero, can you subdue me? ”
“……”
Huayang was speechless for a while. This kid is so ruthless! Such a cruel truth was told all at once!
Mo Jia is indeed tall, handsome and chic. Huayang was half a head shorter than him, and he also had a plain face.
Under the contrast of Mo Jiao, Huayang is even more mediocre and bleak......
He also wants to cry without tears, and if he wants to blame, he can only blame his father for being too ugly! If it weren't for the beautiful queen mother who turned the tide and dragged herself to the average line, I don't know what ugly I would be!
But then again, Mo Jiao is indeed more like a hero who acts bravely, and he is suitable to be a shameless bandit.
So Huayang nodded and drooped his head: "Okay...... In order to eat, robbers are robbers......"
Mo Jia said: "You stay away from me first, don't arouse suspicion." ”
The two of them were a little farther apart.
Mo Jiao instructed again: "Look at those rich people!" ”
"Remember......" Hua Yang nodded, "Look at the woman's ......"
Huayang looked back and saw that Mo Jiao had already disappeared into the crowd.
So I looked around, but I found that there were actually many women among the people.
Huayang found a young and beautiful one and pounced on him.
Huayang stopped in front of the woman, smiled wickedly, and reached out to pinch the woman's pointed chin: "Chick! Do you have any silver on you? Can you lend some to the uncle? If you don't have any money, you can drink a glass of wine with your uncle! What do you think? ”
This set was learned by Huayang from the storyteller, and the hooligans in the book generally start with this sentence.
The woman really lost her voice and shouted: "Help! Indecent! ”
Then Huayang reached out to hug her and said with a lewd smile: "Your name! It's useless for you to scream throat cut! Hahahaha! ”
"Ah!!h The woman was shocked, and then exclaimed, "Someone! Hit him! ”
From behind the woman, more than a dozen shirtless men walked out.
Hua Yang's smile froze.
The woman raised her chin: "Bold thief!" How dare you provoke this girl! Do you know who this girl is? ”
The woman waved her hand: "Beat him!" ”
Then more than a dozen big men clenched their fists, moved their muscles and bones, and slowly walked towards Huayang.
Huayang said: "I'm sorry! I'm ...... I recognized the wrong person! Good bye! ”
Huayang turned his head and ran!
Huayang shouted hoarsely: "Mo Jiao! It's time to come out! If you don't come out again, you're going to die! ”
The woman shouted behind her, "Chase! Teach this girl a good lesson! More than a dozen big men chased after him.
Huayang was so frightened that he was afraid that he would be beaten to death if he couldn't wait to starve to death!
But suddenly heard a wail behind him, Huayang stopped and looked back, Mo Jia stood straight behind him, and the dozen or so big men all fell to the ground, a ghost crying wolf.
The woman chased after her, and when she saw this scene, she couldn't help but say angrily: "Okay! No wonder you are so arrogant! It turns out that there are accomplices! ”
But the woman said loudly: "Everyone, listen! These two little thieves dare to pay attention to Miss Ben! What a bold move! Today, who can help me take down these two thieves! Reward 100 taels of silver! ”
"One hundred taels of silver!" When everyone heard this, their eyes were shining!
The people on the street are staring at themselves with malicious intent! Mo Jiao's face changed: "Why did it become like this?" ”
But the people around suddenly roared! Pounced on them one after another!
Huayang pulled Mo Jiao away: "Run!" Idiot! ”
"The silver is mine! It's mine! ”
"It's mine!"
"Little thief! Where to run! ”
……
Fortunately, no one on the street knew anyone, and after they got together, they couldn't tell who was who.
Huayang and Mo Jiao climbed out of the crowd, and pretended to punch and kick the two spectators beside them: "It's these two thieves!" Kill them! ”
Then the pedestrians swarmed down and crushed them down.
Two innocent people yelled, "It's not me! Not me! Ah! ”
Huayang and Mo Jiao took advantage of the chaos to slip away.
They walked down the street dejectedly.
Huayang complained: "What kind of broken method are you! It simply won't work! I was chased for a long time, which made me even hungrier! ”
“……”
Huayang said again: "It's really not good, you really go to rob, I think the result of the robbery is nothing more than this." ”
But Mo Jiao shook his head and said: "A gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a good way. ”
Huayang looked up to the sky and sighed: "The sky is going to starve me Huayang!" ”
But at this time, the two heard a shout: "Come on, come on!" Everyone who can write is here! Mr. Zhang's daughter is begging for words! ”
The two of them were so hungry at this time that their chests were pressed against their backs, and they only heard the word "daughter", so they pounced!
There are three long tables on the side of the street, on which there are several stacks of rice paper, and the study room is full of treasures.
One person struck the gong and said loudly: "A thousand gold asks for words!" ”
There were already several people sitting at the table, writing urgently.
Huayang squeezed over and asked, "A thousand daughters asking for words?" What word do you ask? How to find a way? ”
The man smiled and said: "On the street, Mr. Zhang bought another house, and the new house was completed, only a plaque is missing!" Zhang's house is a big family! Ordinary plaques can't be seen! That's why he spent a lot of money to ask for words! I just hope to find a few good words! Hang in front of the hall to have momentum! Brother! If you can write, try it too! ”
Huayang looked up and saw a white fat man with a cold face sitting in front of the long table, dressed very richly! Presumably this is Master Zhang.
Master Zhang stroked his beard at this time and looked at the few people at the table with cold eyes.
One person carries the pen in block letters, strong and powerful! The onlookers all bowed their heads in admiration.
But Master Zhang shook his head and said: "The handwriting is neat, the calligraphy is regular, and he is a careful person!" It's a pity that it's dull and lifeless! I can't use it! I can't use it! ”
One person waving a book, walking the clouds and flowing water! The audience applauded!
But Master Zhang still sighed: "The handwriting is smart, the pen is smooth, and it is chic and vivid enough!" It's a pity that this word is frivolous and restless, and it can't be used out of nothing! I can't use it! ”
There's another book! Hearty, onlookers are all amazed!
But Master Zhang still said: "The dragon flies and the phoenix dances, heartily, it does mean the general trend of heaven and earth!" It's a pity that the penmanship is too exaggerated, flashy, and unusable! I can't use it! ”
"Alas!" Master Zhang sighed heavily, "Let's go back!" It's not that you are talentless, it's just that Zhang's vision is too high, and it is really difficult to satisfy me! Alas! Good words are hard to find! ”
The onlookers shook their heads and said, "Master Zhang is a talented person!" Ordinary calligraphy is naturally not in his eyes! In my opinion, this word worth a thousand gold, I'm afraid no one on Chang'an Street can write it! ”