"Welcome, welcome to tonight's Modi talk show. I am your good friend, your good partner, your good mentor on the road of life, and the best gossip communicator in the world - Modi. Rausch. I will bring you an endless and satisfying night! ”

has always been known for his serious shamelessness, and the host of the popular talk show who is warmly called Modi Lao Xian by the majority of audience friends has already stood in front of his stage, and presented his latest episode of his own program to the audience and the camera.

"I'm sure everybody has had a feeling lately, and it's all panicking. In fact, so did I. Everyone knows I'm timid. So the moment I heard the truth of the matter, I peed my pants directly, and then I didn't even have time to change my clothes, so I went straight into my private bomb shelter. I remember telling everyone that I was afraid of death, so I built myself a small shelter. I was able to live in it with peace of mind for more than ten years. Yes, I thought I would be able to stay in my little shelter for more than a decade. Unexpectedly, yesterday I was actually approached by my TV station boss with a whole demolition team. They tore down the gates of my house and removed the walls of my shelter. And then he actually told me. Modi, you're going to work, and you still have one more show to do. ”

"Do you know what my reaction was at the time? Oh my God, the end of the world is near. I still have to go to work? ”

can be the gold medal host of the TV station and occupy the most golden period of the entire TV station, Modi naturally has considerable skills.

He speaks wittily and humorously, and his expression is natural and in place, which does not make people feel uncomfortable, but also has a natural affinity. Coupled with his serious speaking style, but in fact quite shameless. It's really very popular with people nowadays.

So as soon as he opened the conversation, basically the audience present laughed very face-wrenchingly. Seeing such a situation, Modi first laughed with these audience members for a while, and then turned his hands over and made a downward motion. After the audience was quiet, he said seriously.

"Everyone, everyone. I think everyone here knows what's going on in the world. Two countries, hundreds of millions of innocent human beings. Poisoned by an evil conspiracy, he was killed. This is the greatest catastrophe in the history of mankind and the greatest threat facing humanity. I'm just a funny artist, but I'm also a member of the human race. So, before the show starts, I want to show you my attitude. And my attitude is, Hydra, you son of a bitch, go die! I curse you, you mad bastards, I curse you. Eat, go to hell! ”

The host of a talk show is not like a serious news presenter. And European and American TV programs are not as elaborate as those in China. The host of the show basically says whatever he wants, even if there are any indecent words. Anyway, when playing later, it will be replaced by a "beep".

Moreover, although Modi has said a lot of indecent words, there is nothing wrong with his position. Scolding Hydra is such a thing, no matter how much he scolds, no one will say anything about him. Maybe someone will clap their hands and applaud! So he didn't scruple about scolding at all.

But just scolding a couple of sentences, chatter is not his style. And as a gold medal host, if you only know how to swear, then it will undoubtedly drag down your popularity. He wasn't so stupid to do such a thing as destroying the Great Wall. So quickly, he calmed the anger on his face and put on a low and sad look.

"I think there will be a lot of viewers who share my deep hatred for this extremely evil anti-human organization. But I remind you that before you hate them, the first thing to remember is the victims. More than 100 million victims! A conservative estimate of more than 150 million human beings died in the disaster. This is the greatest sacrifice ever made by humanity. Among them may be your friends, your loved ones, your lovers. But now, because of the machinations of this evil organization, they will never be able to return to you. ”

"I know you hate those damn executioners! But now, I hope we can comfort the souls of those who have died innocently. Here, I propose. Everybody here, including the audience in front of the TV. I hope that together we can observe a moment of silence in memory of these innocent people. Even if it's just five minutes, let us share our sorrow and pity with our poor fellow citizens. ”

Regardless of what Modi thinks in his heart, on the surface, he has done a lot of work. Whether it is a sad look or his pious actions, he has the ability to move people's hearts. And under his drive, the whole scene was silent.

Everyone bowed their heads in silence, and some seemed to have been said to have been injured in the spot, and they couldn't help crying at the moment. And this situation lasted for more than ten minutes, and it was only slightly relieved. At this time, Modi saw the gesture of the director on the scene to himself, and immediately cleared his throat and continued.

"I'm sorry, guys. Although I would love to continue this silence. But time didn't allow me to do that. So the silence can only end there. Now, let's get down to business. ”

"I think you must have already figured out who our guest here today is. That's right, that's the hottest topic these days. He has caused a considerable degree of sensation in public opinion all over the world. Here, I can responsibly say that I envy him. Damn, maybe on Earth, you can say you don't know Tom. Cruise, don't know Leonardo. DiCaprio, don't know Scarlett. Johnson, don't know Taylor. Swift. It could even be said that you don't know Modi. Rausch. But you must know him. The hottest superhero in the world - Earth Watch Smith. Week. Let's welcome this rising superhero with a round of applause, and let us thank him with a round of applause for all he has done in the UK. ”

Modi half-jokingly led to today's key figures. And in the midst of the tight drumbeat on the scene, Smith. Zhou already walked in with a smile, and then waved his hand to everyone present indifferently.

Unlike those celebrities who need to rely on the audience to maintain their acting careers, Smith. Zhou doesn't need these viewers to be his parents, so he naturally doesn't need to deliberately flatter them. And it is this bland attitude that can make everyone present feel a sense of absence.

Again, it's a different time than it used to be. In the past, human beings regarded themselves as the absolute protagonists, believing that the world would not be able to do without their support. And all people naturally need to go through their permission in order to have a certain status in this world. Otherwise, it doesn't matter what kind of superhero you are, or what kind of president or emperor. If one is not happy, you are nothing.

And the current situation is not an era in which the vast number of human beings have become the absolute protagonists. The world's population has suddenly lost at least one-sixtieth of its population, and this is just the beginning, and no one can say with certainty that this will be the end. The next time this happens to you, who can you rely on? Government? Of course not, all you can rely on is superheroes, and they must be powerful superheroes. And among these current superheroes, only this sudden appearance of the Earth Warden is the most reliable and powerful one.

In the current world, human beings have asked for him, not for human beings. This whole upside-down situation made his behavior a little cold, but it still attracted a warm applause. And Modi, who is the best at playing rounds, is even more nonsense at this time.

"Mr. Zhou's attitude is very modest, which is different from the stars we have seen in the past. Of course, this is also how it should be. Because Mr. Zhou doesn't need to take money out of your pockets like those people to buy movie tickets and merchandise. ”

With that, he waved his hand exaggeratedly, and then looked at Smith respectfully. Zhou bent down.

"All right, please take your seat, dear sir. I think you must have a lot of questions for you right now. And I found some of the most valuable ones. If you don't mind, can you give us a little bit of a little answer to these questions? ”

I don't know what is the reason why Smith is willing to appear on the stage of this kind of talk show. Hearing this, Zhou smiled mysteriously, then nodded and replied in an elegant manner.

"Absolutely. Isn't that what I'm here for? ”

"So, first question!"

Putting aside the previous ridicule and teasing, Modi looked at Smith in front of him. Zhou rubbed his hands nervously, then cleared his throat and asked in a loud voice.

"Mr. Zhou. Why do you want to save refugees from the UK? ”

This question is a point, and it can be regarded as a nonsense. Because if you change to a superhero here, this sentence is simply the same as why you want to be a superhero. But the reason why it's here is Smith. Zhou, is a powerful presence recognized by other superheroes. This answer makes extra sense. And because of this, everyone, whether on the scene or in front of the TV, pricked up their ears to know what kind of answer he would give.

There was silence on the field, and Smith. The smile on Zhou's face became particularly playful. He just looked at everyone present, and at the same time swept his gaze towards the camera as if he could see those sitting in front of the TV, and his deep eyes made people fidget. And when his answer was spoken, it directly caused an uproar.