Before taking the stage, Lu Weijia pulled Qi Dai and said that he wanted to take a group photo, but Qi Dai had no objections.

It's the first time a child wears such a formal outfit, and it's understandable to want to commemorate it.

Thinking like this, Qi Dai felt that maybe she could take a photo with Xu Yuanshan when it was over.

At half past six, all the classes were lined up in their respective class squares with the small stools distributed by the school at the time of admission.

At 6:40, the school spontaneously formed a band to warm up the stage.

At 6:50, eight hosts took the stage one after another, and cheers appeared in the audience.

"Wow, it looks like we're very popular." The senior of high school catered to the audience and said something outside the line book.

Even more exaggerated screams rang out from the audience.

For the first time, Qi Dai knew that teenagers' voices could be so high.

Next, the eight hosts introduced themselves one by one according to the lines in the line book from the first grade of junior high school.

When it was Qi Dai's turn, Qi Dai heard the cheers and applause from the audience, which seemed to be a little bigger than the previous two.

This thought was only for a moment, and she smiled and continued to say her lines: "Hello everyone, classmates, I am Qi Dai in the second year of junior high school. ”

Lu Weijia next to him paused for a second and then said, "I'm Lu Weijia in the second year of junior high school." ”

This was followed by the seniors of the first and second years of high school.

It's not really difficult to speak one line per person, but the difficult thing is to stand next to you and keep smiling and looking at the audience without seeing people.

Introduce the history of the No. 9 Middle School, introduce the process of the leaders of the No. 9 Middle School, and the school celebration performance officially began at 7:15.

The first program was a chorus of the third grade of high school.

When the show entered the incandescent state, several hosts gradually entered the state.

Qi Dai didn't know if it was her own delusion, and always felt that she and Lu Weijia screamed a lot when they went on stage.

Soon to the second half of the show, Qi Dai also changed out of her dress and put on a new school uniform ready to appear.

"When I was in the audience just now, I found that everyone seemed to like Qi Dai's younger sister more." The senior sister of high school pretended to ask the audience.

I didn't expect someone in the audience to answer: "Yes." ”

Senior in high school said: "That's right, the next show will be brought by Senior Sister Qi Dai and her friends, please enjoy the sketch - "Teacher, Give Me Another Chance". ”

The applause from the audience slowly quieted down as the lights on the stage gradually brightened.

There were four desks on the table, and Qi Dai was sleeping on a table in front of her.

Shi Meimei, who was in the back row, flipped through a textbook randomly, then sighed irritably, threw the textbook and left the stage.

After a while, Xu Yuanshan came to the stage and sat in the place where Shi Meimei was just sitting.

As soon as he sat down, Shi Meimei came up again, and when he saw that his place was occupied, he slapped his palm on the table angrily: "Hey, buddy, don't you have long eyes, I already occupy this seat!" ”

Xu Yuanshan looked at her and then looked at the book on the table, pushed his glasses, and said seriously: "Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, in fact, I occupied it earlier than you!" ”

Shi Meimei snorted: "I came early in the morning, why didn't I see you?" ”

Xu Yuanshan replied lightly: "I took it last night." ”

Shi Meimei: "The last row is my patent!" For it, I got up early every day, grabbed my head, and the blood flowed, and this position could not be lost! ”

Xu Yuanshan said again: "The last row is my pride, and the feng shui treasure is unique here." If you want to drive me away from here......" He paused, met Shi Meimei's provocative gaze and said calmly: "I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible." ”

His tone was light, and his expression was also serious, which made people feel powerless to punch the cotton.

Shi Meimei wanted to say something, Qi Dai raised her head impatiently and said fiercely: "What is the noise?" Arguing in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of good youth! Do you know what mistakes you guys made? Yes? ”

Shi Meimei pursed her lips and whispered, "I know." ”

Xu Yuanshan also said obediently: "We won't quarrel anymore." ”

Qi Dai held her chin and said lazily, "But you have already woken me up." ”

Shi Meimei sat down next to Qi Dai, patted Qi Dai and said, "Adedai, take the exam according to me!" ”

Qi Dai's eyes widened in surprise: "Huh? Today's exam? ”

Later, Xu Yuanshan pushed his glasses again, and replied slowly: "Is it?" My hands are numb today. ”

Shi Meimei snorted: "You're tired of playing grass, right?" ”

Xu Yuanshan shook his head: "No, I slept and slept." ”

The corners of Shi Meimei's mouth twitched, and she saw Qi Dai next to her falling into deep thought.

Qi Dai shook her head: "What, I'm thinking about the strategy for the exam." ”

Shi Meimei and Xu Yuanshan leaned over together: "What do you think of?"

Qi Dai suddenly slapped the table and laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is amazing!

Xu Yuanshan and Shi Meimei urged: "Say it quickly!" ”

Qi Dai picked up the book on Xu Yuanshan's desk: "Copy according to the book-"

Shi Meimei cut off, "Come on, you're also calling it a trick?" ”

Xu Yuanshan suddenly said: "It's a good idea!" Why didn't I think of that? ”

Qi Dai almost laughed when she looked at Xu Yuanshan with such a serious appearance, she continued: "Hey, I'll give you a humorous intelligence question to relieve the tense atmosphere." ”

Shi Meimei ignored her.

Qi Dai continued to ask: "How many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?" ”

Shi Meimei and Xu Yuanshan were curious: "How many steps?" ”

Xiaoling: In three steps!

Step 1: Write your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nod)

Step 3: - Hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in the blank papers!

Xiao Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, it's an exam today, who didn't come?

Xiao Ai: Who can't come to today's exam? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here you are!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I got it—Ai!

Xiao Wu: You're here for nothing! It's not a result to come or not!

Xiaoling: A, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Here you are? Why do you come when you can't come? Ah! (noisy)

Teacher: What's it called? The toad came in, huh?

The three laughed.

Teacher: Be strict! What about this exam! No work ethic at all! What's the most important thing about this year? - Score! Divide and divide, your lifeline! (Evil laughter) test test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Roll the paper quickly! I didn't come early after the exam, what time is it! The exams started half an hour before they came! What are you doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for two hours! No more than one hour will not be allowed to hand in the papers! If you want to answer the paper, please pick up the pen, and if you don't want to answer the paper, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I compare the teacher to a good one.

He is a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiaoling: That's it! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, or why does his mouth stop babbling?

Teacher: Silence! You will be quieter than the trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the Salt Sea!

The three of them copied.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) This classmate, please don't copy it!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, don't copy it!

Ai: How do you know? I copied it in the table!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk has dropped, and I can see it!

Ai: (looking) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! Don't go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll paper to the table to copy.

Teacher: Okay, okay, don't pretend!

I look down on you people who cheat with books, and you don't have any technical content at all.

How did you just copy it? Such? Such?

Xiao Wu: Go low, go low!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's rolling paper) You also sit and reflect, why do you cheat with books?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take a book! Who made me not lay the grass like her (Xiaoling)!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That's right, remember to beat the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working kid.

Teacher: It's time! Submit the papers.

> put away the roll paper.

Teacher: Okay. Remember to come to the high math test in the afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Do you still take the high math test in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah!! Take the high math exam in the afternoon! (Picking up the grass) What did you just take the test?

Xiao Wu: Gao ...... Number?! What kind of tree is that?

Three: Let's study how to beat grass!

The teacher walks in (the teacher is all dressed up and played).

Xiao Ai: Language

Mr. Wen!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write an essay? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's wrong?

Teacher: You read.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has a melon seed face......

Teacher: Wait a minute, (takes out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with a melon seed face? You're writing about my teacher with a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can't you make do with it?

Teacher: You read on.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful......

Teacher: Stop! Why are you writing so much? That's it all the way to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't it required that the essay should not be less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write about true feelings? That's all I have!

Teacher: Hmph, let me tell you, you're only 496 words!

Ai: Oh! Then add one more thing: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your ancient translation, how did you translate it?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why the old locust tree? You see you interpret words, you explain death, you write to die!

Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about the dead!

Teacher: (looking helpless) You, you're hanging again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've done it all five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of the herpes and the cow, right? You can make a sentence with ease, and I'll give it to you!

Xiao Ai: Swim-blade-have-fish?! Fish...... Fish, fish swim in the water, there are fish at the edge of the swim......

Teacher: (laughs) Congratulations, you got -

Xiao Ai: It's over?

Teacher: (apathetic) Sixth chance to retake. (below)

Xiao Ling and Xiao Wu: Forget it, let's study the high number of grasses.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: that's the question, please answer.

How do you answer?

Xiao Wu: That's the answer, please give ...... Isn't that right?

Teacher: Is this a problem?

Teacher: You-okay, next,

Essay Question: What is courage and why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Xiao Wu: (read) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions, and I explained how well I had courage!

Teacher: You—you wait and hang!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I've hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It's up to you to make it......

Xiao Wu: Two - too many!

Teacher: Okay, I got the first question right! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass, how many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: If only I were bald.

Teacher: A!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 root!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: Okay! Very good! Very good! Take it (hand it to a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is-

Teacher: Retake the order! (below)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study high numbers——

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (want to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, what are you running? I didn't have breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat it—

Teacher: I saw you had dinner in the morning!

Xiaoling: - Tomorrow's breakfast!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the rolling paper, none of your reading comprehension is right! Did you just look at the topic without reading it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: Dare to quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even read the question, I just looked at the answer!

Teacher: And your essay! How does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Can you not be familiar? Reading comprehension of the first sentence of each paragraph......

Teacher: Xiaoling, it's time for you to come to your senses! You're going to be this time—

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I've hung up five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can't hang it anymore!

Teacher: It's not that I didn't give it to you...... This...... For example, can you translate what eveningdre means?

It's an evening dress (to the audience)!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is the evening, it's the best for big games!

Xiao Wu: DRE is clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I got it! It's a night walker!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, Xiaocao may not be able to use it, and I'm leaving.

Xiao Wu: What should I do? Blank papers?

Xiao Ai: Of course I can't hand in a blank paper, I'll memorize the most difficult question now, write it on the rolling paper, and answer the question by myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: There is a personality. (Just wanted to go)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I'm talking to you.

Xiao Wu: Ah!

Teacher: In the last exam, this question asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu: - Physics principles.

Teacher: Is that the answer?

Xiao Wu: Could it be ...... Is it chemistry?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What are you going to do if you go on like this? Why don't you like to study?

Xiao Wu: - don't like my major!

Teacher: Ring worker? Do you know what a cycloworker does?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation worker.

Teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Xiao Wu: Oh? So what do I do when I graduate?

Teacher:...... Sanitation workers.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is to treat sewage.

Teacher: (agitated) Who said it was about treating sewage? -- Also control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still sewage treatment.

Teacher: Did your mom read your summer results?

Xiao Wu: I see. Secretarial 114 All Rights Reserved

Teacher: Really? Did you really send it?

Xiao Wu: Of course I'll send it!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said that she was so idle that she had nothing to do, what kind of transcript did the school send?

Teacher:...... Let's go.

Xiao Wu: I can't go.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

The four of them took a curtain call on the same stage.