In my eyes, the graceful and luxurious queen mother is like a sister, but at this time, he was cruel and ravaged to me, and he clearly wanted to be my mother or stepmother.

I don't understand why such a beautiful woman likes to twist other people's ears, Mencius's eternal etiquette system, 'men and women don't kiss each other', she doesn't seem to have learned it.

Even while twisting my ears, he dragged me out, and the tearing sound of the roots of my ears and skulls startled me.

"Shhhh The queen spares her life! The minister's ears are going to fall off..."

The corners of Queen Zhen's mouth pulled up a good-looking smile, like a plum blossom proudly blooming in the cold winter wax moon, it looked luxurious and abnormal, it was very good-looking, and when she saw that I was deflated, she actually replied with a three-point joking tone.

"You kid, let you come to see me, you won't come, as soon as you come, you will make Benhou angry, go, stand over there!"

After that, her jade hands with skin like condensed fat finally let go of her ears, and I quickly rubbed the spoiled parts with my hands as if I had been amnestied, and looked at her with an aggrieved face.

I saw that after she 'took me' away, she sat in the position I had just now, oh my God, that round waist posture was really tempting, I even wanted to wait for her to smell the disgusting thoughts of the cushion after she left...

But I can't show it, I see too much, in case I make these two people unhappy, it won't be beautiful, I lowered my head and didn't look at them, I just covered my ears with one hand and put the other hand next to me, standing alone in the hall, in front of Your Majesty and the Queen.

"Hmph, do you know it hurts this time? Dare to do this next time, don't unscrew your ears after reading this book! ”

Her voice was very soft, but it also carried the majesty of the wilderness, and when Her Majesty saw the queen coming, she sat on the side and drank tea, looking at her nose and nose. Silent.

"Queen Mother, the minister can't help it, then Wei Sikong is obviously targeting me everywhere, if it weren't for today's resolute counterattack, he would really be a minister."

I couldn't help but retort, today's matter was very simple, I went to Han's house to beat Lao Han out of anger, this time it's good, the matter is big, and there are many people involved.

The queen mother frowned, picked up the jade cup on the couch, took a sip, and watched the squirming on her neck, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva. Then she picked up the handkerchief and wiped the corners of her mouth, looking elegant and gentle. Listen to what she said to me.

"Although the woman cheated, but today's punishment is too much, and the matter is because of you, hehehe, you kid, you won't be sold to others, right?"

"Queen Mother, please rest assured, in Yichen's opinion, Wei He's first of all is to blame, he doesn't dare to tell the truth about what he has done, and he deceives the king and conceals it, only this one, it's not too much to kill her. But today's minister did hurt her out of nothing, as for the aftermath... Forehead... Hey, hey, hey, the minister thinks that the minister's brother weasel will deal with it. ”

The queen mother was interested after hearing this, her eyes rolled for a long time, and she didn't even understand what I meant.

"Then tell me, how did he deal with the aftermath?"

"Hey, hey, my mother should have heard a little, my brother is lustful as life, and treats all women as beautiful women, plus he is kind and charitable, and he has a heart of morality, so... Hehehe, with Wei He's posture and her sad experience tonight, my wonderful brother will never watch her being abused to death. ”

"And what will he do?"

I inadvertently showed a lewd smile, I guess this detailed expression did not escape her eyes, but the queen's question always has to be answered.

After the minister goes back, he should ask how to deal with this matter, and the minister will tell him that after Wei He is beaten by Lord Wei and gets angry, he will take her out when he dips in the bamboo cage, and then secretly hide in the mansion and never leave the house. This should be the best outcome. ”

Your Majesty and the Empress showed expressions of appreciation at the same time for my words, it is hateful for women to cheat, but it is okay if you don't know, once you know, how can Your Majesty, who also loves beauty as much as his life, be willing to let him die in a bamboo cage.

What I said just now was also asked by the Empress on behalf of Her Majesty.

And His Majesty still didn't speak at this time, but the inverted eight characters between the eyebrows had completely disappeared, and the queen mother also nodded with satisfaction, and it seemed that her impression of me was getting better and better.

"This is still like the style of a little man, for the sake of your proper handling, it will not be difficult for you today, come here, lie down."

"Huh? What did the mother just say!? ”

She's beautiful again! Said it again coquettishly

"Ben Hou told you to come and lie down!"

"Lie lie ... Lie down!? ”

This... I was immediately stunned, in the palace, in the imperial study, a beautiful woman who looked like a flower, and captivated the country and the city, actually said to me... Lie down! And her husband is still around... It's not appropriate, right?

I hurriedly surrendered my hand and said to her, "Niangniang, how dare the minister's bad body lie on the dragon couch, please don't embarrass the minister, the minister is terrified!" ”

I originally thought that I symbolically refused and could see her delicate girl again, but I didn't expect to be interrupted by His Majesty.

"If you lie down, lie down, what is so much nonsense?"

"Minister... Obey the order. ”

No, after a few shirking, it is estimated that the reserve will become disobedience, I gritted my teeth and turned my heart horizontally, don't you just lie down, lie down, who is afraid of whom!

I took a deep breath and came to the edge of the dragon couch, Your Majesty was very sensible to give me a seat, and said to Queen Zhen on the side, "Luo'er, I will go back to the Heavenly Palace to rest first, you two can talk." ”

Baba Niang Niang Niang?!

When will they become mothers and sisters!?

The queen listened to His Majesty's words, smiled, nodded slightly, and His Majesty also looked at me meaningfully, and walked straight out.

In an instant, in the imperial study of Nuoda, only me and Queen Zhen were left, and I don't know what this woman is going to do. I trembled and lay down on the wooden couch, without taking off my shoes, and with my hands flat on my chest, like a shy girl waiting for her luck.

For some reason, I suddenly felt that the lights in the room had dimmed a lot, and Queen Zhen smiled when she saw me.

"Poof, hehehe, Xiaolin, doesn't hurt your butt now?"

When he said this, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten all about my ass in my unpredictable psychological state just now, and she reminded me intentionally or unintentionally, and I instantly felt a little hot in my ass.

My face should be very red, even if I listen to his words, I still don't dare to move.

"Oh, don't be nervous, come here just like your own home, take off your pants!"

Take off your pants?!

Then take off your pants in front of the queen in the imperial study! Isn't that terrible!

If this continues, what if I am desperate to give His Majesty green?! Such a superb woman, doesn't his old man know how tempting this is for a man? Just let me be alone with her so reassuringly?!

"Mother, minister... The minister is an adult, not a child anymore, this take off his pants..."

"Hmph, I have such a dirty mind at a young age, I'm a mother, what haven't I ever seen?! Let you take it off, take it off and lie down. ”

I...

I sat up helplessly, grabbed my pants with both hands, and slowly faded downwards little by little, little by little, there were not many clothes in the fall, even if I hesitated, I would strip naked in an instant... Just as I was about to take off the last one, suddenly the queen grabbed my hand!

Oh my God, this hand is too soft and slippery! My heart seems to be beating to my throat at the moment. If you open your mouth slightly, you're about to pop out!

"Hey! You kid, who let you get it all off! Dare to tease Ben, believe it or not, call Grandpa Ben to come and castrate you!? ”

"Mother, it's not you..."

"I asked you to take off your pants, no one asked you to take off your underwear, come, come in!"

Well? In? Could it be that it's not only the queen who is watching my ass today, but also other hooligan perverts? But now that I have fallen on my stomach, I have been blushing for a long time before I know that the queen is going to call the imperial doctor to come and treat my wounds.

I exhaled a breath and gradually let go of the worries in my heart, I turned my head and saw two pretty palace maids and an elderly imperial doctor walking in. The Imperial Physician was holding a small box in his hand, which was supposed to be his medical toolbox. He bowed to the queen and then came to me and lifted my last pants.

He looked at it carefully, as if he were looking at a fine porcelain, and his mouth was amazed.

"Shhhh Well... Fortunately, it's just some redness and swelling, Master Ji doesn't have to worry, after applying the old man's anti-swelling medicine, it won't take a few days to heal. ”

I nodded, "There is Dr. Lao, I don't know the old man's name?" ”

"Hehehe, forget the name, the old man himself has forgotten, but the surname is easy to remember. The old man's surname is Ouyang. ”

"Mr. Ouyang, kid Ji Wulin, thank you again."

He smiled and nodded, then took out a little plaster and applied it to my buttocks, I immediately felt cool, very comfortable, and after a while, the treatment was over.

Seeing what the imperial doctor and the queen mother were saying, I quickly took the opportunity to get up and put on my pants, and stood up with a cigarette, the queen saw that I was in a good mood, and the imperial doctor had already walked out, and the two of us were left in the room again.

She returned to the couch and said.

"Xiao Lin, I heard that you kissed Princess Xueyang today?"

I... She knows about it? It's over, this Princess Xueyang is her own daughter, it seems that Your Majesty left me behind it was premeditated, and it was Xingshi who asked for the guilt!

",... It is. ”

She raised an eyebrow, "Oh? You're getting bolder and bolder, and my daughter dares to kiss too? ”

"At the time... The minister was also forced to be helpless, it was the princess who personally gave the order, and the minister did not dare to disobey it. ”

"Hmph, what about now? You don't mean to tell Ben Hou, Bai Qin, right? ”

White pro? This word doesn't sound good, but it does mean that, I don't have any other feelings about Xueyang at all, people ordered me to kiss her, and I still feel like I'm at a loss.

Fortunately, it's not the first kiss, otherwise you will suffer a big loss!

However, as a man, there is no way to say such a thing as being cheap and selling well, so he has to answer: "Eh... The mother is in charge, and the minister does not dare to say anything. ”

She put down the teacup in her hand with a 'snap'! Looking at me with beautiful eyes,

"Good! Readily! Ben Hou likes a man like you, then you listen well, about the matter of Begonia, I can't ask for it for a while, but Xueyang, Ben Hou has already decided to let her marry you as a wife! ”

"Ahh ...”

The boss whose mouth opened instantly! My mother, what's wrong with these people, why do they do everything possible to push their daughters into my arms!

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that the last time I entered the palace, I was suddenly stopped by Xue Yang outside the imperial study to ask for a kiss, but I was intervened by my father-in-law, and finally when I left, His Majesty was very unhappy and reprimanded my father-in-law.

Today, when I entered the palace, I met Xueyang again, and it was still the same place!

Where is there such a coincidental thing, I don't understand that I am stupid X, it seems that these two people deliberately arranged it, that is, to marry Xueyang to me, but I am a dignified princess of the first month, how can I Ji Wulin be virtuous?

Besides, I don't like her either!

"Niangniang, look, isn't this a bit hasty?"

"Huh? Sloppy? I think it's very good, you are of the same age, and you like each other, after a few years, when you are more mature and stable, Your Majesty will definitely continue to entrust you with the position, such a good thing, you kid still think sloppy? Hmph, don't you like Xueyang? ”

After that, her eyes stood up, staring at me like a knife, and she wanted to castrate me if I didn't agree.

My legs are weak, and if I say 'I don't like it', I guess I'll have to go out sideways, it stands to reason that my mother gives me a marriage, which is a great honor, but why is it not a taste in my heart.

"The mother arranges, and the minister just does it."

Helpless, I had to say this, Niangniang's face softened a little after hearing it, but she was still not satisfied, and continued to ask.

"Xiao Lin, do you like Xueyang?"

"Joy, joy... Like. ”

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