"Groove"

I cursed inwardly

I never thought that Mao Mengji would come to my wedding in person, this is a great honor, as a veteran general of the dynasty, his reputation is outside, and since his retirement, he has lived in a simple place, how many dignitaries and nobles hope that they can invite this great god to be a witness when they are happy.

I didn't expect this person to come uninvited today, what is the reason With my identity as Taichangqing, I want to invite him to come, and I guess I can't even enter the door.

When things go wrong, there will be demons. This famous General Mao is afraid that the person who came is not good.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, all the guests around him greeted him and saluted him one after another. I took a look from afar, and saw a middle-aged man slowly entering, walking with a breezy step, showing grace and luxury in light clothes, with a three-inch gold crown on his head, meticulous hair, and a small fan in his hand, and I don't know what to do with it in winter.

No matter what you do, the number of etiquette is indispensable, and I haven't seen General Mao, since everyone saluted him, then there is nothing wrong with me stepping forward to greet him. And he lifted up his feet and walked towards him. Suddenly, I was quickly pulled by someone on the back of my sleeve.

Turning his head to see that it was Cang Jie, who was still talking just now, this kid saw General Mao's eyes glowing, as if he had seen his beloved idol, and when he saw that I was going to walk over, he quickly grabbed me, and then he took the lead in front of General Mao with an arrow step. Clench your fists and salute, and your movements will flow smoothly.

I was dumbfounded for a while, it turned out that this was a seemingly young fan man, and he was really General Mao. Doesn't it mean that he is more than fifty years old this year?

Look at the vigorous dragon and tiger, with a look of God in his eyes, where is it like a strange general, he is clearly a high-spirited superior.

Cang Jie took the first step, and I couldn't fall behind, so I hurried to him and bowed.

"The kid has seen General Mao"

Mao Mengji smiled slightly, looked at my body, looked at my face again, and said in surprise, "Tut-tut, no wonder you can marry the princess, look at your little head, you must be a ruffian."

“”

My heart is full of black lines, I thought this guy would say a few nice words, like some kind of young talent, bone surprise, by the way, there is a beautiful talk about the scene of the apprentice

I never thought that I would say that I was a ruffian as soon as we met, how could it be unreasonable, but the identity of the person is here, even if you say two sentences, what can you do? Dignity and humility aside, do you dare to fight at this age

I don't believe it, all over the country, there are a few stunned young people who dare to beat the old man over 50 years old and write the words backwards

"General Mao is really humorous, the younger generation once again thank the general for coming, your arrival makes the humble house shine, please sit down"

"Hahahaha, the old man has never seen such a brazen man after being scolded in public, his face was not red or panting, and he generously invited the old man to sit down. Not bad, very good hahaha. ”

The old guy seemed to be in a good mood, and laughed many times as he spoke. And it was at this moment that I dared to take a closer look. This turned out to be Mao Mengji, who had a pair of deep socket eyes, which were not Han eyes at first glance

It is a typical Western Regions eye, but his nose is very low, lacking the tall and wide nose that the Western Regions people should have. The two sword eyebrows were thick and thick, and their long lengths extended to the sides. The cheekbones are not high, and the match is just right.

The lips of the horned arch hang below the nostrils, with sharp edges, clear and clear textures on the lips, and a pointed chin that is not demonic, not the kind of snake spirit. Both ears are large and long, with earlobes almost shoulder level. This is in normal people

Very rare.

Looking down further, the jacket that resembles a plain coat is actually made of silk, and in the cold winter moon when it is snowing, outsiders can't see a trace of coldness, and even feel as if this person should wear it like this.

Looking down further, oh my God, I'm not calm anymore. This guy has extremely long arms all the way to the middle of his thighs, and he is nine feet tall. Judging from the appearance alone, how would you know that this person is the Thunder General known as the second person slaughter

I couldn't help but secretly say in my heart that Lao Mao turned out to be a handsome mixed-race guy

That's right, it's that people like half-breeds are very rare in my Central Plains. Nowadays, people of different races can already intermarry, because the world is unified, and as long as there are people, they are the people of Dayue.

But a few decades ago, this would have been completely unthinkable. I don't know how many untold stories are hidden in him. I saw him walking to the middle of the front row of the seat like a moon held by the stars.

After seeing it, he also felt that only he could do this place.

The old god sat down, and there were still many people gathered around, such as Prime Minister Situ Sima, who could tremble when he stomped his feet in the sky, and he couldn't have the slightest bearing in front of him, and he was completely a student.

To be a man, he does not seek to be an emperor, he can be considered successful if he can reach this point. And it was a big success.

"Oh, my son, hurry up and put on makeup and change clothes, when night falls, you will go to the palace to pick up the princess, but don't delay" My mother saw that I was still inquiring about the excitement, and hurriedly urged me to prepare.

I was half-pushed and half-taken to the back hall by her, only to see that the small room was full of people, all of them were women, and some I knew, like Xiaowen and Xiaoya, and there were many I didn't know, and even some older mothers Sang, looking at me charmingly like apricot eyes and peach blossoms.

From time to time, a wink came to me, which made my stomach and intestines tumble for a while, and I didn't know whether to vomit or discharge. Secretly, these women are not particular, and when they are older, they are still like Tai Changqing, who is handsome and chic, young and handsome

"Son, sit down quickly, my mother will put on your makeup herself"

I sat down as she wanted, and then she took a small brush, dipped some flour and began to ravage my face. The fragrance is accompanied by the sweetness of the petals, which is very comfortable to apply to the face. It's no wonder that those girls like to wear a little makeup.

This thing is not only beautiful, but even the mood will improve after applying it

After a while, my mother actually picked up a piece of lipstick, which is what we usually call rouge, but he applied it to a piece of tissue paper.

The cost of this thing is very high, and ordinary farmers really can't afford it. But I watched my mother send the rouge to my mouth, and quickly closed my mouth and shook my head, "Mother, forget this rouge, I'm a big man."

My mother's eyebrows furrowed

"What's wrong with men, who stipulates that men can't be smeared with rouge, hurry up and talk nonsense, open your mouth"

“”

I really didn't know how to refuse her, and I reluctantly opened my mouth like a tortured prisoner, and my mother shoved the rouge into my mouth and left half of it outside my lips. said, "Shut up and take a sip"

I sipped it as usual, and then looked at the bronze mirror, thick eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, delicate small mouth and pointed chin, heroic and extraordinary, good temperament, who is this handsome descendant, so outstanding

Even my mother couldn't help but admire.

"I didn't expect my son to be so handsome after putting on makeup. I used to really look away," he said

Two big, beautiful eyes sparkled at me. How to look at the child born by yourself is pleasing to the eye.

But I always felt that there was something wrong with her statement, but there was no evidence.

"Mother, you're about to turn me into a woman"

"Hey, you stinky boy, what's wrong with the woman, now the young man is fine, hurry up and change his clothes, change his clothes, and hurry to the palace to say hello to His Majesty."

The clothes I prepared for me were big red and gold silk dresses. It is also one of the classic original dresses of my moon dynasty. In contrast to Hanfu, he was matched by a red lining with three red silk wedding dresses and a wide gold belt around his waist. Wrap the entire belly.

The clothes are one-piece, passed up and skirted, stepping on the red champion embroidered pony boots, properly a newlywed beauty

After changing his clothes, he stepped out of the curtain and heard an exclamation again.

"Oh my God, this pony is too handsome."

"Oh, you Nizi, where is this handsome, this is heroic."

"Oh my God, if I could marry him, even if it was just for a day, I would do it."

"Oh, you can stop cooking, just like your black pig, you don't need to lift shoes for others"

The woman's voice is always so pleasant, and there is a hint of envy. With a smile on my lips, I came up to my mother, spread my arms and spun in circles. Then he said.

"Mother, my clothes are still alive"

She also smiled happily, "Hehehe, what an adult, it's still so stinky and beautiful, hurry up, the horses are ready for you, go to the palace to ask Your Majesty for peace, and when the auspicious time comes, you will bring the princess back."

"Hey, I see."

With that, I strode out of the door, from the back hall to the front hall, my makeup suddenly attracted a large number of people, I clasped my hands into fists and gave them a polite salute one by one, and I didn't listen carefully to what I said.

I had to hear the praise of some handsome young men and beautiful girls. It doesn't hurt or itch, and when I came to the door, I saw that Lao Ji was still standing here, holding a bouquet of big red flowers in his hand, which should also be silk.

Soft and silky in his hand, it seems that for this wedding, His Majesty has made a lot of money. This piece of silk alone is enough for the common people to live a life's harvest.

Lao Ji kindly tied the big red flower on my chest and fixed it at the back of the waist to prevent bad things like falling off. Then he said to me shyly.

"Sir. I wish you success in bringing the princess back as soon as possible."

I raised my eyebrows, this is a sure thing, how can it be said to be successful

"Lao Ji, what do you mean, it's hard to be that there is something greasy in this palace?"

"Well, don't you know, go to your father-in-law's house to pick up your daughter-in-law, you have to go through the three passes and three questions of your father-in-law, that is to say, if you can't get by, this daughter-in-law may not be able to marry today."

I jumped up like I had never seen the world

"Three levels and three questions about this Nima, what kind of tradition?"

Lao Ji was stunned for a moment, "Eh, this thing is the rule of the Moon Dynasty, and it is also a kind of entertainment and pastime for newlyweds, so it is generally not too difficult." So you can rest assured. ”

I can't help but start slandering Her Majesty and the Queen. Even if you want to improve the treatment of women, you don't need to make a marriage stumbling block, and you have to ask three questions, isn't this idle