When I got home and told the ghost about it, the old man hugged my face and kissed me a few times, and the sour saliva stuck to my face, making me sick.

Secretly said, why didn't this old man do anything right all day long? My dad also walked up to me and said to me.

"It's okay, son, I can't see that you still have this talent, now it's okay, if you don't become an official in the future, you will become a matchmaker, and you will definitely not starve to death"

Coincidentally, when my father finished saying this, his mother who came out of the back hall listened to him and gave him a blank look, "It's not serious, where can our family Lin'er make money, and he is still a matchmaker, so you can think of it." ”

Playing and playing, you can't joke about marriage, not to mention that now you just have a handful of eight characters, and the rest has to worry about fighting for it yourself.

"Uncle Ghost, Tang Yu said, let you go to his house in person, she still has some small requests that she wants to mention to you."

After hearing this, the ghost nodded heavily, "Well, it should be, it should be, the bad son-in-law always wants to see his mother-in-law." After that, he turned to my father and said, "Eh, Lao Ji, you go and prepare a dowry for the old man, you can tell you how much it is, do it now, fight for it, and marry the little beauty home tomorrow."

My father was stunned after hearing this, knowing the flash marriage, but there is no such a flash method, the marriage is exquisite, first the matchmaker said and, this level has passed, and then the man hired, the parents of both sides met, in the search for a half-immortal to count a good day and auspicious day, but also need to worship the ancestors and worship the sky, and finally the big wedding, the cave room candles.

After all the calculations, how can it be a hundred days later, is this old man so anxious?

My dad talked about this and said it to the ghost, but I didn't expect him to refuse,

"Oh, it's an extraordinary time, and the complicated process can be simple, so it's decided, I'll go to Tang's house now, Lao Ji, you hurry up and prepare the dowry, and strive to send it over before dark, and then tomorrow, the wedding will be held."

I covered my eyes with my hands, I couldn't cry or laugh at this old man, if you want to enter the cave room tomorrow, you have to get people's consent, it's hard to force women.

But my dad thought about it a lot and continued to ask.

"Then what about your house, you can't get married with me?"

"Eh" When it comes to the house, the ghost is really embarrassed and stunned, and then thinks about it, I don't care about eating and drinking with friends on weekdays, but I can't use someone else's house when I get married

What a system this becomes

I sat on the couch and tasted tea leisurely, wondering how the old man solved the problem in front of me, but I never thought that he was simply stunned, and then said.

"In this way, Lao Ji, you go to Zhuoxian County to buy me a big house, first for the wedding house, and then I will also pack a piece of land in Zhuoxian, and now build one, and also recruit some farmers to join the family, when the autumn harvest is 19 points, I am one, and the farmers are nine."

The teacup in my hand fell to the ground.

The whole person sat motionless on the couch, and his mouth was also open, and he really couldn't understand the decision of the ghost to be worried. Wrap up the land by yourself, build your own house, and then find farmers to make money, and the autumn harvest will be repaid by 19 cents, how much money will you lose this year, so you can just raise them

Besides, if this field is wrapped around our house, it will be an obvious business grab, and it won't be a few years before my Ji family Zhuangzi will be gone

Thinking of this, I quickly stood up and said to the ghost.

"Uncle Ghost, you can't do this, you are rich and don't care about the details, our Ji family can't help but toss like this, in this way, leave the matter of enclosure to me, I will deal with it for you, it must be arranged properly, but accept it."

Rent a thing, it's the same as my house, how about it"

The ghost was stunned when he heard this, "Why?"

My eyes flickered, "If you don't agree, I'll go tell Tang Yu now that this marriage is not over." ”

"You stinky boy, dare to threaten your ghost uncle"

"So what, you just say you don't do it."

"You little bunny, okay, just listen to you."

Although the matter has been finalized, my father and I did not set off, because we both know that the idea of getting married tomorrow is destined to run into ashes in the Tang family.

Why, because since ancient times, marriage is a very sacred thing, etiquette and etiquette are the same indispensable, there are those who are particularly poor and can't afford to get married, two people love each other, and it is normal to live together secretly behind their backs.

But if you want to be a person with this status, marriage is destined to be impossible to carry out hastily, not to mention that Tang Yu is a woman who has a lot of things, this is not good, that is not allowed, there are many conditions mentioned I have never even heard of,

How could such a woman agree to go into the cave room with you tomorrow?

Sure enough, when the evening came, the ghost saw sorrow coming back, with a bitter face, and some staggering, as if greatly stimulated, my father and I sat in the living room, eating elbows and drinking wine, and saw him walk in, laughing at the same time

"Hahahaha, old ghost, what's wrong with this, it's so difficult that I can't cheat and be caught by my father-in-law"

"Hahahaha, Uncle Ghost, why are you with such an expression, oops, if you don't agree, you won't agree, a marriage will be postponed for a few days."

We smiled to ourselves, but the ghost was full of melancholy, and came to the couch with a depressed expression, and we didn't drink or eat food, and we couldn't stop sighing. Seeing that this was wrong, I quickly asked.

"Uncle Ghost, what's wrong?"

He lifted his eyelids to look at me, then lowered them again, stared at the ground again and sighed. At this time, my father also saw that there was a problem, and he was not like this on weekdays, he was very strict with his subordinates, but he was very warm and kind to his brothers.

There was definitely some kind of accident in this look

"Old ghost, you talk, what's wrong?"

The ghost squinted at my father and said.

"Well, it was a good conversation, but she made another request before I left."

It turned out to be a request, and I couldn't help but feel a little relieved when I heard this, as long as there were no surprises, the request, this thing is negotiable.

"What do you want?" asked my father,

"She actually told me that she was not allowed to have skin-to-skin kisses for one year after marriage, and she would not have children for three years."

"Poof" my father and I listened, and squirted out a mouthful of sake with a tacit understanding, what a strange request, got married, slept together, and didn't allow skin kisses for a year, this is happiness or torment

This is no longer a test for a man, it is an insult to Chiguoguo

"Did she say why?"

"She said it was the ultimate test of whether I loved her or not"

My dad was stupid, and he looked at the ghost and didn't speak, but my little temper couldn't help it.

"The test is not for her uncle, Uncle Ghost, I told you a long time ago, this woman

There are a lot of people and things, why are you so persistent, you have to hang yourself from a tree"

After I finished speaking, I stared at the wine cup in front of me silently, and I didn't answer, and I didn't say a word, and I had a very bad premonition in my heart, "You won't agree."

The ghost sighed again after hearing this, and then nodded his head.

My eyes were so black that I fainted, I could agree to this rude test, it seemed that this old man was really in love with her, and I couldn't help but feel that love was really so great and full of magic

In this era, a forty-year-old person can call himself an old man, and he is almost sixty years old, which is definitely a long life, and he is not allowed to xxoo for a year, and he will not suffocate to death when the time comes.

I haven't had children for three years, isn't this nonsense, whose woman is so expensive and so rude and willful as Princess Xueyang, she can't make such a request to me.

"Alas, you're really obsessed, forget it, since you all agreed, what else do I have to say, but, you're getting married tomorrow"

"That's even more needy, as soon as I said it, I was rejected by their family, saying that they had to follow the process, by the way, I will bring them here tomorrow, their house is too broken, Lao Ji, you go and ask a better doctor, her father is not in good health."

My dad hadn't recovered from what had just happened, and he was hit on the head again, but fortunately I was not far from him, so I quickly stabbed him with my hand.

My father immediately understood, came to his senses, and shouted loudly

"What the hell pick me up, I'll tell you the old ghost, don't even think about it"

The ghost also has his own crooked reasoning, "It's all my own family, what's wrong with staying for a few days, I'll go out tomorrow to find a house." ”

"That's not going to work for a day, where to stay?"

"It's just in the house, you have so many empty houses, just arrange one at random."

It's funny that I'm watching from the sidelines, this ghost uncle really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, he opened his mouth to tell my father to do this and that, my father's neck was purple, he blew his eyebrows, and said angrily.

"No, this matter is not discussed to live, go find a place by yourself, Lao Tzu doesn't care"

My father didn't let a step in this regard, and the ghost slapped the table when he heard it

"You have to worry about it no matter if I tell you Ji Xiankang, if you delay the marriage, we will break up"

"You" My father also stood up, and the two of them were tense, and they were almost ignited by a spark, and I was the spark.

With the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, it was a good time to give the two of them an idea.

"Don't don't, don't quarrel with the two elders, everyone is a man, why are you chirping crookedly because of this little thing, in my opinion, just listen to whoever wins in a fight."

Hey, it's been said, these two people are both hot-tempered, and since they both think they are reasonable and stupid, then they will see the truth under their hands. My father, in particular, immediately said, "Okay"

With that, an arrow stepped out, and the huge fist pointed directly at the door of the ghost's sorrowful face

And the ghost is not afraid at all, dodging sideways, and returning his palm

The two of them suddenly fought in this small living room, the wooden couch was kicked and broken, the couch was overturned, and all kinds of food and wine were scattered on the ground, and I had never seen my father fight when I was so old.

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