Chapter 232: Your Expression Can Be My Laughing Stock for a Year
Half an hour after Optimus Prime and the others left, Bumblebee's sad song had just finished singing a few songs, a group of uninvited guests suddenly arrived, five black SUVs parked on the side of the street, and more than a dozen agents in suits and white coats strode out, surrounded Russell's home, and took out instruments to begin to detect radioactive materials.
"Knock ————"
A series of hurried knocks woke Sam, who was sleeping on the couch in the living room, and he glanced in the cat's eye to make sure it wasn't the Decepticons who opened the door.
"Sam Witwich? Your great-great-grandfather was Archibald Witwich? ”
Sam blocked the flashlight that was shining directly into his eyes with his hand and complained, "Who are you?" ”
"Government offices! District 7! Simmons, a dog-like agent of District 7, showed his credentials, and Sam took them back regardless of whether he saw them or not.
"What's that, I haven't heard of this organization." Sam was apprehensive, saw the man in the suit rummaging around the yard, and gradually approached the bumblebee, and hurriedly said, "Hey, this is not my house, you haven't gotten the owner's consent yet." ”
"District 7 doesn't need anyone's consent, we have enough authority." Simmons said in a tugging voice, staring into Sam's terrified eyes, and chuckled, "Sam, you called the police last night to say that your car ran away, which is a serious threat to national security." ”
"This gentleman, regardless of whether that car threatens national security or not, now you have threatened my personal safety and property safety......" Russell walked down the stairs from the second floor, holding a bright sand eagle in his hand, and said lightly: "The constitution gives me the right to shoot you, so, can you let your people leave the garden?" ”
"I'm sorry, but I have the right to shoot you." Simmons pulls back his suit, revealing the gun under his armpit.
Russell raised his eyebrows: "It seems that this is true, but I am not one of those cowards who is softened by your intimidation, if you want to see whose gun is faster, I can accompany you now." ”
The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and seeing that it was not good to end with the smell of gunpowder, Simmons took a deep breath and took the lead in lowering his posture: "Mr. Russell, we are here to take Sam Witwich, it has nothing to do with you." ”
Russell nodded: "No problem, but don't touch my things." ”
Sam: "......"
Simmons didn't care what Sam thought, he took out a device and came to Sam, and after some detection, his face turned black to the bottom of the pot: "Boy, look at what you have done, this value really surprises me." ”
"What value, what are you talking about?"
Simmons waved his hand, Sam looked panicked, he didn't bother to listen to the other party's clumsy excuse, took out the handcuffs and grabbed his wrists, and dragged him out of the house.
Michaela descends the stairs, the cat behind Russell, and the two stand in the doorway to watch Sam be taken away. Just then, a white coat came to the Chevrolet, and the instrument showed that he had encountered an out-of-spec value.
"Sir! Over here! This car is seriously overweight! ”
Simmons gasped: "It's the car, damn it, stay away." ”
Woooo
Seeing that he and Sam were about to be taken away, Bumblebee instantly transformed into a giant robot of more than five meters, and his arm was replaced by an energy gun, aiming at Simmons' position: "Zizi...... This cat is so cute...... You bed bugs, let the hostages go! ”
After all, it was an intercepted broadcast, and it was impossible to happen to come across the right sentence every time, so Bumblebee's words sounded more like a threat to the agents. They drew their guns and looked for cover, but there were no obstacles in the garden for them to hide from, except for the fountain.
"Bumblebee, don't shoot." Sam was pressed to the ground, his head tilted and shouted loudly, he didn't want the bumblebee to be on the opposite side of humans, as long as everyone was quiet and communicating, everything could be solved perfectly.
Optimus Prime does not allow him to actively harm humans, and Bumblebee respects his decision, but Optimus Prime also said that he wants to protect the safety of the three Russells. There was a contradiction in the order, and he looked at Russell with a headache, Russell had the highest IQ of any person present, and Bumblebee thought he would have the best of both worlds.
Russell shook his head slightly: "Bumblebee, turn back into a car, you are not here to go to war, and Optimus Prime doesn't want to do this." ”
Bumblebee looked around, slightly unwilling to put away the energy gun, and the metal moved all over his body, turning back into a Chevrolet Camaro.
After ten seconds of silence, the grizzled Simmons got up from the ground, dressed up in a suit and came to Russell, and said in a deep voice, "Mr. Russell, it seems that you need to go with us too." ”
"No problem! But for the sake of me helping you out, can you break Sam's handcuffs? Russell's words made Sam cast a grateful gaze, but the second half of the sentence directly made Sam fall into self-doubt: "After all, Sam is so weak, it is the same with or without handcuffs." ”
"Thank you for your cooperation!" Simmons nodded to Russell and had Sam's handcuffs open, and he looked at the Chevrolet Camaro in horror, not knowing how to speak.
"Don't worry, Bumblebee will come with us and go where you want to go." Russell took the opportunity to give Simmons a step and added at the end: "If you are not at ease, you can add a layer of insurance to Bumblebee, but remember, he is a warrior, please give him the respect that a warrior deserves." ”
"I'm afraid this ......"
Russell interrupted Simmons and said lightly: "The race of bumblebees has a highly developed civilization, and there are many comrades-in-arms on Earth, in order to avoid war, he has already made concessions, hasn't he?" ”
"Well, only this time is the exception." Simmons rolled his eyes, now that others have less firepower and weaker firepower, he can make concessions, but when it comes to his territory, it's up to him to decide.
Russell grinned, and before the other agents could react, he dragged Simmons to the Chevrolet passenger seat, opened the door and pushed him inside.
"Mr. Agent, let's go!"
Simmons: "......"
Five SUVs put the Chevrolet in the middle and headed towards the airport outside the city.
Unbeknownst to Russell, another SUV had just left on the back foot of the convoy and another SUV pulled up in front of his house, and four agents entered the house to inspect and found traces of the battle on the second floor.
"Detect, all suspicious objects recovered."
"There's alien corpses in the trash."
"Bring it back with the trash can!"
"There is a strong radioactive ...... on the floor"
"Pry away."
"It's also ...... on the ceiling"
"Rip off the wallpaper!"
"Oh my God, there's radioactive material almost everywhere here, even the safes ......"
"Pack!"
Confusion: Squeak chirp, I'm back.
……
The roar of propellers sounded under the night sky, and four helicopter gunships followed from behind, along with ten military armored vehicles, loaded with heavily armed soldiers.
Simmons' confidence returned, smiling and looking at Sam in the driver's seat, ready to pry some information out of his mouth: "Sam, how much do you know about aliens?" ”
"Nothing!"
Under the ass sat Bumblebee, Sam was in a car, not at all Simmons.
"Really? So how do you explain this! Simmons pulled his phone out of his pocket, and Sam left it at the iron ore mine: "We tracked it down because of your call to the police." Wow, this video is wonderful, your expression will serve as a laughing stock for me for a year. ”
Sam: "......"
Russell sat in the back row, and when he closed his eyes, he suddenly opened his eyes: "Mr. Agent, instead of asking Sam, I should know more than he does." ”
Simmons looked at Russell with a headache, this person was the most difficult to handle, there was no interrogation room and eight muscular bodyguards, he didn't have the confidence to ask.
Michaela, who was sitting on the sidelines, defended Russell: "Just kidding, he doesn't know anything, and he doesn't know anything. ”
Simmons snorted coldly, and was not so polite to Michaela, took out his documents and roared: "Sports bra girl, do you know what this is?" ”
Russell: "A pass to do whatever we want, a license to lock us up forever." ”
Simmons: "......"
I've told you everything, how can I still pretend to be forced?
Not to mention pretending, Simmons felt like a sand sculpture, punched the cotton, he sullenly put away his license, and glared at Michaela viciously: "Before I ask you, you'd better keep your mouth shut, especially since your father's parole is approaching." ”
Sam was surprised: "Dad? Parole period? ”
"No, it's not......" Michaela hurriedly looked at Russell.
"Oh, you don't know anything about her!" Simmons found a breakthrough and laughed: "She's a car thief and has a teenage ......"
"Ahem!"
Russell coughed lightly twice to interrupt Simmons's smugness, and said bluntly: "Mr. Agent, embarrassing a lady is not the proper demeanor of a gentleman. Besides, scaring two 18-year-olds doesn't make you majestic. ”
Simmons scratched his head in annoyance, he didn't like to talk to Russell very much, he was always led by the other party's nose, and suddenly he realized something: "Russell, why do you still see aliens and special government departments, you can still be so ...... Stabilization? ”
"Because I've seen creatures, gods and demons that are more terrifying than aliens, on Earth."
"What?"
"I won't digress much, Mr. Agent, I can tell you everything I know about aliens, but I'll add one condition now." Russell glanced at Michaela, who was dejected, raised his hand and rubbed her head: "Delete her juvenile history and permanently delete it from the file." Society is so difficult, young talents are just starting out, how can they still let the bad past drag their feet! ”
"Thank you......"
Michaela bit her lip, tears fell down, and she threw herself into Russell's arms and was moved, the four corners of the fort had been welded to death, and no one could move it.
, I'm talking to you about the safety of the earth, and you actually took the opportunity to flirt with my sister!
Simmons, who is still a bachelor, has hot eyes, and he has to have Russell's three things, and then he needs to be lonely and empty in the dead of night.
Sam didn't speak, he didn't envy, and silently contributed a heart-wrenching meme.
He saw it, and continued to think that Michaela would be useless, and when he finished saving the earth, he would take this glorious resume to soak other girls.