The queen mother stared straight at me with a beautiful smiling face, and her crooked crescent-shaped eyes were always so beautiful, but for some reason, I always felt that she had a knife hidden in her smile.

These two people's hearts are worse than the other, not to mention the last time they robbed me of hundreds of thousands of gold, it is difficult to start as soon as you enter the door today. If it weren't for Lao Tzu's flying tiger claws, he would have planted it today

"Xiao Lin, this palace is not difficult for you, just make a couplet, it will be thirty and a festive soon"

couplet

When did Lao Tzu Rong Ma read a book in half his life, even if he read it, it was a thief book such as the secret art of Lotu, if it comes to playing couplets, I'm afraid I'm afraid it's not as good as a three-year-old child just born in the royal family

Isn't that typical of embarrassing people?

"This hey, hey, mother, or I'm still performing a fire oil for you to make money, this couplet"

Niangniang's eyebrows stood completely different from the peach blossom expression on her face just now, "Why, this is going to be difficult and retreat"

Listening to her cold words, I couldn't help but shudder.

It seems that this foreign appearance is decided. Your Majesty is on the side, and the old god doesn't know how to say a good word for me, and he may be a strict wife behind his back.

"Eh, the son-in-law doesn't dare, just ask the mother to ask the question."

"Hmph, this is almost the same, you listen well, this coupling is, the spring rain moistens everything."

Moisten everything, tsk, I have to say that this is a good sentence,

But how to pick up the next sentence, I'm a person who hasn't been to school, and you actually let me pair up with you, isn't it idle?

Spring rain spring rain can be wrong with winter snow, spring rain is a noun, if it is about winter snow, it can be, but it doesn't sound very beautiful, but I can't think of any good sentences at the moment. After a brief hesitation, he spoke.

"Well, the son-in-law has it, yes, the winter snow flakes adorn the pavilion."

"Poofha."

"Hahahaha, it's really funny, I haven't been to school at first glance."

"Hahaha, Your Majesty, why don't you change the subject, this pair, you cheap son-in-law is not good at it"

"Hahahaha."

Niang Xipi, after I finished speaking, there was an uproar inside and out, and there was a sound of ridicule inside and out, only to see Niangniang's face instantly turned into a pig's liver, and an invisible anger was brewing.

I was afraid that he would not let me marry my daughter-in-law if he delivered the goods, so I hurriedly gave it up.

"Eh, don't worry, there's another son-in-law"

"Say," the coquettish tone suddenly shocked the whole room. The half-immortals stopped laughing, His Majesty was dumbfounded, and even I, a tomb robber who had experienced life and death many times, was numb.

What's wrong with the frogs in the winter snow, that thing seems to be hibernating, what looks best when the winter snow snows

Well

The best thing to look at in the winter snow is nothing more than plum blossoms, oh my God, I'm so talented, that's right

"Niangniang, the son-in-law replied, the red plum embroiders a thousand mountains."

I smiled at her. The head is placed in front of the wrist, and it looks like the thief is trying more and more daringly. But just after I finished speaking, there was no movement in the room.

Mo wasn't frightened by Niangniang's scolding just now, and raised his head to look at Niangniang, only to see that his cherry lips were still chewing on the words just now.

"Embroidered Qianshan, hum, barely, even if you pass this level," Niangniang actually said to me after a while, is it possible that this pair is so simple, I can be a pair with the well-read queen mother

The demi-immortals below still didn't make a sound, and my pair can also be said to be making up for it, saying absolutely, it definitely doesn't count, but it is more than enough for Shang Niangniang to go out, and the hall was quiet for a while.

His Majesty saw that it was cold, and quickly coughed lightly. Said to me.

"Ahem, Xiao Lin, even if you pass these three levels, the next three questions are the most important, you have to answer carefully"

"No." I bowed down and agreed, His Majesty gave the demi-immortal in the black robe in the next position a look, the man understood, stood up, I turned to face him, and walked down the jade platform out of respect. Come to him and look at him.

"Please tell me what a gentleman is"

His voice was low, a pleasant one, but he didn't agree with his appearance. But at this moment, when people come up with questions, I just answer them.

The word gentleman, the most common classic is Confucius's Analects, which I read when I was a child in a private school. It is also one of the compulsory subjects.

But after so many years, I have long forgotten about it.

I don't have any impression of what benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith say, and it is really far-fetched to talk about gentlemen at this moment, so I have to take out a small paragraph that I remember.

"The friendship of a gentleman is as light as water, this is the way of making friends with a gentleman. A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase, this is the gentleman's way of doing things. Tianxingjian, a gentleman strives for self-improvement; The terrain is good, and the gentleman carries things with virtue. This is a gentleman's way of life. To sum up, a gentleman is a virtuous person. ”

I said something in my mouth, completely copying the book, but what I said caused the man to think deeply, and there were words in his mouth.

"Virtuous people. A virtuous person. Not. "After reciting the four words repeatedly, the man's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had suddenly been enlightened." Hahahaha, amazing, Master Ji's understanding of the gentleman is really beyond the reach of the old man, and he was originally going to prepare a large paragraph of rhetoric about the gentleman, but he was blocked back by all the four simple words of yours. Yes, a gentleman, he is a virtuous man."

After that, the guy turned to His Majesty and said, "Your Majesty, this first question, the grass people think that Master Ji can pass."

After His Majesty heard this, Long Yan Dayue couldn't help but feel that this son-in-law really gave himself a face

The queen mother also smiled lightly at the corner of her mouth, and her satisfaction was not hidden in her heart, all on her face.

"Okay, hahahaha, Xiao Lin, I didn't see it, in addition to your good martial arts, you also have a deep understanding of books, which really impresses me, hahahaha."

I let out a breath of turbidity in my heart, don't ask similar questions, because I just have such a small inventory, and I haven't shown it for years. If you say it all in one breath today, you will have a hard time.

After studying in a private school for a year, I learned these few words, and His Majesty's praise really made me embarrassed, but at the moment I was giving the royal family a long face, and modesty could naturally be omitted.

At this time, another old man stood out from the opposite side. He wore a black hairband on his head, wore a wide black and white embroidered robe, showed his Confucian style, and held a bamboo slip in his hand, looking very cultured.

When he came to the middle of the lobby, he looked me up and down, and then there was a slight disdain in his eyes, and he said, "I don't know if Master Ji can write poetry."

Gotcha, here it is again, together with these three

The questions are all from the source.,Is the Niangniang that just now considered a breakthrough or a three-way question?。 is a gentleman and a poet, is it appropriate to embarrass me as a martial artist so much?

But no matter what, I can't back down at this time, even if it's to catch ducks on the shelves, I'm on the shelves today

In addition, his disdainful eyes became even more provocative,

"I understand a little, please ask the teacher to answer the question."

He snorted coldly, "Hmph, don't think it's okay to just say a poem, the old man has a residual poem here, only the above two sentences, if you can say the following two sentences, you will be considered to have passed." How to"

I repeat what I just said, "Teacher, please." ”

"Hmph, you listened to the Jin Ge Iron Horse Battle Frontier, and the horse leather shroud sent soft intestines."

This is a poem describing the battle on the battlefield, but unfortunately, I am not good at composing poetry, otherwise it would not be a piece of cake for me as the commander of the ancient tomb soldiers

After thinking about it, it is enough to write two verses of the ancient battlefield, whether he is good or not, he finally has a name. I came back to my senses and flicked my sleeves, and Lang Lang said.

"The elm leaves of Guancheng are sparse and yellow early, and the ancient battlefield of clouds and sand is at dusk."

After that, I felt that the person in front of me was shocked, as if his head had been shattered by some heavy object. He stood stunned and didn't say a word, but his silence does not mean that the others are also dumb.

"Oh my God, these two sentences are really a must."

"Yes, I didn't expect this little boy to have such a talent for poetry"

"It's really my big moon's luck, the dynasty's luck"

I didn't expect a simple two-line poem to cause such a big sensation, Guancheng elm leaves are because I remembered that when I first came out of Miyun Lake, there were two elm trees standing tall under the dilapidated city pass, and it was autumn when I went, so I said the words early sparse yellow.

As for the sunset clouds and sand, it is the appearance of the sky when the tomb of King Yan was robbed that day. The ancient battlefield is what I bragged about, comparing such a lack of virtue as a fighting to the battlefield, and I also deliberately teased the person in front of me, after all, he didn't know my true identity.

He was stunned for a long time and coughed, "Ahem, ahem, Master Ji is talented, the old man admires it, Your Majesty, this level, Master Ji has passed." ”

My majesty and my mother were also stunned to listen to my poems, maybe I didn't expect that I was so scholarly, a tomb robber can compose poems, who will believe it

"Okay, hahaha, this last level, let Mr. Dong come up with the question" His Majesty has great confidence in me at this time, and said casually to a person below.

Mr. Dong, I don't know this person, and he doesn't know me either. When he stood up, I was stunned.

Hur found that this person had nothing to do with the old gentleman, this was clearly a young man, looking at the clothes and serving, he was probably younger than me, how could he be called an old gentleman

He strolled over to me and smiled slightly, "Ho-ho-ho, Master Ji is wondering, why is the old man so young?"

This Nima is estimated to be a goblin, but he didn't dare to trespass, so he hurriedly bowed.

"Well, the juniors don't dare, it's just that Mr. is really surprised by such a young appearance."

"Hehehe, it's okay, these old men have long been used to it, are you ready for this last question?"

I took a deep breath and prepared to meet this final test,

"Whew, I'm ready, please show me."