It's not really difficult to speak one line per person, but the difficult thing is to stand next to you and keep smiling and looking at the audience without seeing people.

The first program was a chorus of the third grade of high school.

When the show entered the incandescent state, several hosts gradually entered the state.

Qi Dai didn't know if it was her own delusion, and always felt that she and Lu Weijia screamed a lot when they went on stage.

Soon to the second half of the show, Qi Dai also changed out of her dress and put on a new school uniform ready to appear.

"When I was in the audience just now, I found that everyone seemed to like Qi Dai's younger sister more." The senior sister of high school pretended to ask the audience.

I didn't expect someone in the audience to answer: "Yes." ”

Senior in high school said: "That's right, the next show will be brought by Senior Sister Qi Dai and her friends, please enjoy the sketch - "Teacher, Give Me Another Chance". ”

The applause from the audience slowly quieted down as the lights on the stage gradually brightened.

There were four desks on the table, and Qi Dai was sleeping on a table in front of her.

Shi Meimei, who was in the back row, flipped through a textbook randomly, then sighed irritably, threw the textbook and left the stage.

Introduce the history of the No. 9 Middle School, introduce the process of the leaders of the No. 9 Middle School, and the school celebration performance officially began at 7:15.

After a while, Xu Yuanshan came to the stage and sat in the place where Shi Meimei was just sitting.

As soon as he sat down, Shi Meimei came up again, and when he saw that his place was occupied, he slapped his palm on the table angrily: "Hey, buddy, don't you have long eyes, I already occupy this seat!" ”

Xu Yuanshan looked at her and then looked at the book on the table, pushed his glasses, and said seriously: "Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, in fact, I occupied it earlier than you!" ”

Shi Meimei snorted: "I came early in the morning, why didn't I see you?" ”

Xu Yuanshan replied lightly: "I took it last night." ”

Shi Meimei: "The last row is my patent!" For it, I got up early every day, grabbed my head, and the blood flowed, and this position could not be lost! ”

Xu Yuanshan said again: "The last row is my pride, and the feng shui treasure is unique here." If you want to drive me away from here......" He paused, met Shi Meimei's provocative gaze and said calmly: "I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible." ”

His tone was light, and his expression was also serious, which made people feel powerless to punch the cotton.

Shi Meimei wanted to say something, Qi Dai raised her head impatiently and said fiercely: "What is the noise?" Arguing in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of good youth! Do you know what mistakes you guys made? Yes? ”

Shi Meimei pursed her lips and whispered, "I know." ”

Xu Yuanshan also said obediently: "We won't quarrel anymore." ”

Qi Dai held her chin and said lazily, "But you have already woken me up." ”

Shi Meimei sat down next to Qi Dai, patted Qi Dai and said, "Adedai, take the exam according to me!" ”

Qi Dai's eyes widened in surprise: "Huh? Today's exam? ”

Later, Xu Yuanshan pushed his glasses again, and replied slowly: "Is it?" My hands are numb today. ”

Shi Meimei snorted: "You're tired of playing grass, right?" ”

Xu Yuanshan shook his head: "No, I slept and slept." ”

The corners of Shi Meimei's mouth twitched, and she saw Qi Dai next to her falling into deep thought.

Qi Dai shook her head: "What, I'm thinking about the strategy for the exam." ”

Shi Meimei and Xu Yuanshan leaned over together: "What do you think of?"

Qi Dai suddenly slapped the table and laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is amazing!

Xu Yuanshan and Shi Meimei urged: "Say it quickly!" ”

Qi Dai picked up the book on Xu Yuanshan's desk: "Copy according to the book-"

Shi Meimei cut off, "Come on, you're also calling it a trick?" ”

Xu Yuanshan suddenly said: "It's a good idea!" Why didn't I think of that? ”

Qi Dai almost laughed when she looked at Xu Yuanshan with such a serious appearance, she continued: "Hey, I'll give you a humorous intelligence question to relieve the tense atmosphere." ”

Shi Meimei ignored her.

Qi Dai continued to ask: "How many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?" ”

Shi Meimei and Xu Yuanshan were curious: "How many steps?" ”

Qi Dai stretched out three fingers: "Three steps!" Under the eager gaze of the other two, he explained: "Step 1: Write your name." ”

Xu Yuanshan Shi Meimei nodded.

Qi Dai put down the second finger: "The second step, read the topic again!" ”

Keep nodding.

Qi Dai put down the last finger: "The third step-" deliberately dragged the long tail and said: "-Hand in the roll paper!" ”

Shi Meimei was shocked: "Hand in the white papers?!" ”

Xu Yuanshan's face was expressionless: "What a problem." ”

Qi Dai continued: "I'll give you another question" She asked, "It's an exam today, who didn't come?" ”

Shi Meimei looked around: "Who can not come to today's exam?" ”

Xu Yuanshan also looked at it and asked, "Who didn't come?" ”

Qi Dai grinned: "Teacher! The teacher hasn't come yet! ”

Saying that Cao Cao Cao arrived, Yan Fang walked up to the stage with a triangular ruler and a few test papers.

The three of them were startled and whispered: "Coming?" Why do you come when you can't come? Ah! ”

Yan Fang grimaced and said coldly, "What's it called?" The toad came in, huh? ”

The three of them couldn't hold back their laughter, and the audience also burst into laughter.

Yan Fang knocked on the table with a triangular ruler: "Be strict!" What about this exam! No work ethic at all! What's the most important thing about this year? - Score! Divide and divide, your lifeline! ”

Shi Meimei whispered: "Take the test, our magic weapon!" ”

Qi Dai continued: "Copy, copy, our trick!" ”

Yan Fang indifferently handed out the test paper to Qi Dai: "Send the paper quickly!" The examination time is two hours, no more than one hour is not allowed to hand in the paper, students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, students who do not want to answer the paper please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself! ”

Shi Meimei whispered to Qi Dai and bit her ear: "This teacher is so good, he is a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!" ”

Qi Dai nodded: "That's it!" Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, or why does his mouth stop babbling? ”

Yan Fang said sharply: "Silence! You will be quieter than the trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the Salt Sea! ”

The three of them were immediately quiet, but quietly flipped through the books in the desk.

Yan Fang walked around and suddenly said, "This classmate, please don't copy it!" ”

Qi Dai and Xu Yuanshan said in unison: "I didn't copy it!" ”

Yan Fang walked up to Shi Meimei: "Classmate, don't copy it!" ”

Shi Meimei was confused: "How do you know?" I copied it in the table! ”

Yan Fang said: "The board in front of your desk has fallen. ”

Shi Meimei patted her head: "Oops! What bad luck! ”

Yan Fang confiscated her rolling paper, and Shi Meimei just wanted to stand up and walk off the stage.

Yan Fang said sharply again: "Sit down!" Don't go out for less than an hour! ”

Shi Meimei could only sit down again.

Then Yan Fang walked to Xu Yuanshan's side again and knocked on the table: "Okay, okay, don't pretend!" I look down on you people who cheat with books, and you don't have any technical content at all. ”

Xu Yuanshan pushed his glasses, looking dazed.

Yan Fang took out the test paper from his desk and knocked on his desk again: "You also sit and reflect, why do you cheat with books?" ”

Xu Yuanshan was lost: "I don't want to take the book either!" Who made me not cut the grass like her. The finger is still Qi Dai.

Qi Dai stared at him with wide eyes.

Yan Fang was very satisfied with his report: "That's right, remember to hit the grass next time!" I just like this kind of hard-working kid. ”

Of the three people, only Qi Dai handed in the papers completely, and Yan Fang said after collecting the test papers: Okay. Don't forget to come in the afternoon to take the math test! ”

Shi Meimei was heartbroken: "Ah! Take a math test in the afternoon?! ”

Qi Dai was puzzled: "Ah!! Math in the afternoon? She picked up the grass just now and doubted: "Then what did you take the test just now?" ”

Xu Yuanshan also scratched his head: "Count...... Learn?! What is that? ”

The three scumbags looked at each other with blank eyes: "Let's study how to beat the grass!" ”

At this time, Yan Fang came up again with a few test papers.

Shi Meimei was stunned: "Chinese teacher! ”

Yan Fang slapped the scroll on her desk and asked in a cold voice, "Look at how you write essays." ”

Shi Meimei picked up the test paper: "What's wrong?" ”

Yan Fang said, "You read it." ”

Shi Meimei picked up the test paper and read: "My Teacher", my teacher has a melon seed face......"

Yan Fang stopped her: "Wait a minute," he pointed to one of the words and asked, "Are you a melon with a melon seed face?" You're writing about my teacher with a clawed face! ”

Shi Meimei smiled: "Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can't you make do with it?" ”

Yan Fang glanced at her: "You continue to read." ”

Shi Meimei continued: "My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful......"

Yan Fang frowned and stopped: "Stop!" Why are you writing so much? That's it all the way to the end! ”

Shi Meimei: "Teacher, isn't it required that the composition should not be less than 500 words?" ”

Yan Fang: "Then you only take beautiful photos?" ”

Shi Meimei Zhenzhen said: "Isn't it required to write true feelings?" That's all I have! ”

Yan Fang sneered: "Hmph, then tell you one more thing, you are only 496 words!" ”

Shi Meimei answered without shame: "Oh! Then add one more thing: how beautiful! ”

Yan Fangqi said again: "Look at your ancient Chinese translation again, how did you translate it when you touched Huai and died?" ”

Shi Meimei said: "Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!" ”

Yan Fang asked, "Why the old locust tree?" You see you interpret words, you explain death, you write to die! ”

Shi Meimei whispered: "Oh, I wanted to write about the dead!" ”

Yan Fang's face was hopeless, "You're hanging again." ”

Shi Meimei finally got anxious: "Give me another chance!" I've done it all five times! ”

Yan Fang was helpless for half a minute: "Okay, I'll give you a chance." I've heard of the herpes and the cow, right? You can make a sentence with ease, and I'll give it to you! ”

Shi Meimei almost did not hesitate: "Swim-blade-have-fish?!" Fish...... Fish, fish swim in the water, swim with fish ......"

Yan Fangpi didn't smile: "Congratulations, you have obtained-"

Shi Meimei looked forward to: "It's over? ”

Yan Fang put away his expression and said indifferently: "The sixth chance to rebuild." ”

Shi Meimei slumped her shoulders, and Qi Dai and Xu Yuanshan had to comfort: "Forget it, hang it up and start over, now come and study the high number of grass." ”

A few people glanced at it, and Yan Fang returned again.

Xu Yuanshan immediately sat upright: "Philosophy teacher!" ”

Yan Fang named: "Xu Yuanshan!" ”

Xu Yuanshan raised his hand high: "Yes!" ”

Yan Fang threw the roll to him: "Look at your roll paper!" My question is: That's the question, please answer. 'How do you answer?' ”

Xu Yuanshan pushed his glasses and replied confidently: "This is the answer, please give points." After asking, he asked the two scumbags next to him: "Isn't it right?" ”

The scumbag shook his head.

Yan Fang: "Are you calling this a problem?" Obviously, he couldn't be reasonable with the scumbag, so he tried to calm down as much as possible: "-Okay, next, essay question: What is courage, why didn't you answer?" ”

Xu Yuanshan looked at the test paper and replied, "I answered!" ”

"Just five words!"

Xu Yuanshan: "This is courage!" That's right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions, and I explained how well I had courage! ”

Yan Fang pointed at him: "You-you wait and hang!" ”

Xu Yuanshan hurriedly said: "Teacher! Give me another chance! I've hung up fifteen times! ”

Yan Fang's footsteps paused: "Then let me ask you two questions." It's up to you to make ......"

Xu Yuanshan was a little entangled: "Two - too much......"

Yan Fang exhaled: "Okay, the first question is answered correctly!" If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass, how many hairs do you have? ”

Xu Yuanshan smiled slightly: "It would be nice if I were bald." ”

Yan Fang: "Answer! ”

Xu Yuanshan snapped his fingers: "123456789 root!" ”

Yan Fang: "How do you know?" ”

Xu Yuanshan looked like a good student: "Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!" ”

"Good! Very good! Very good! Take it! Yan Fang threw a piece of paper to him.

Xu Yuanshan was puzzled: "This is-"

Yan Fang paused word by word: "Refix the order!" ”

Xu Yuanshan lowered his head in frustration, and Qi Dai and Shi Meimei shouted to him again: "Come and study high numbers-"

Yan Fang came over again with the scroll.

"English teacher!" It was Qi Dai's turn to run

Yan Fang said, "Qi Dai, what are you running?" I didn't have breakfast! ”

Qi Dai dragged out a long voice: "I didn't eat—"

Yan Fang said, "I saw you eat in the morning!" ”

Qi Dai continued: "-Tomorrow's breakfast!" ”

Yan Fang handed out the volume: "Look at the rolling paper, there is no right reading comprehension!" Did you just look at the topic without reading it at all? ”

Qi Dai denied: "No! ”

Yan Fang shouted: "You still dare to quibble!" ”

Qi Dai said: "I didn't even look at the question, I just looked at the answer and chose it!" ”

"......" Yan Fang said: "And your composition!" How does it look familiar? ”

Qi Dai was proud: "Can you not be familiar?" Reading comprehension of the first sentence of each paragraph......"

Yan Fangyu knotted: "You should be enlightened!" You're going to-"

Qi Dai wailed: "Ah! Teacher, I've hung up five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can't hang it anymore! ”

Yan Fang: "It's not that I won't give it to you...... This...... For example, can you translate what eveningdre means? ”

Qi Dai looked at the two next to her.

Shi Meimei said: "Evening is the night, it's the most suitable for big games!" ”

Xu Yuanshan said: "DRE is clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy it!" ”

Qi Dai had a flash of inspiration: "Oh! Teacher, I got it! It's a night walker! ”

Yan Fang shook his head and left.

Qi Dai got up next: "No, I have to find a teacher!" You two take your time! ”

Shi Meimei also flipped through the book and gave up: "Forget it, Xiaocao may not be able to use it, and I'm leaving." ”

Xu Yuanshan was dazed: "Then what should I do?" Blank papers? ”

Shi Meimei said: "Of course you can't hand in a blank paper, I'll memorize the most difficult question now, and then write it on the rolling paper, and answer the question by myself!" "After that, he stepped down

"Personality!" Xu Yuanshan praised while also wanting to get up.

Yan Fang walked up again.

Xu Yuanshan shouted: "Head teacher! ”

Yan Fang said, "Xiao Wu, I'll talk to you." ”

"Ahh Xu Yuanshan was stunned.

Yan Fang asked: "The question in the last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction?" What did you answer? ”

Xu Yuanshan thought for a while: "——Principles of physics." ”

Yan Fang: "Did you answer like that?" ”

Xu Yuanshan probed: "Could it be ...... Is it chemistry? ”

Yan Fang said earnestly: "Xu Yuanshan, what can you do if you go on like this?" Why don't you like to study? ”

Xu Yuanshan was depressed: "I just can't learn." ”

Yan Fang said: "Have your parents seen your grades?" ”

Xu Yuanshan sullenly: "-Look"

Yan Fang nodded: "That's okay, I'll send you a transcript home." ”

Xu Yuanshan sighed and pulled Yan Fang, who was about to go off the stage.

Yan Fang turned around: "What's wrong?" ”

Xu Yuanshan said: "I can't leave yet." ”

Yan Fang asked, "Why?" ”

Xu Yuanshan said: "It's not curtain call yet!" ”

In the end, the four of them took the same stage for a curtain call.

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