Master Tutu stared at Qin Xin.

This illness may have separated many families, displaced and torn apart.

However, at this moment, he thanked this accident from the bottom of his heart, allowing him to break away from his earthly identity with a little woman, and spend a period of time in a two-person world with a calm heart and a peaceful life.

Every day, I hear her anticipatory "What to eat in the morning?" "What's for lunch?" "What do you eat at night?" "Master, what do you have for supper?" , is the most beautiful sound in the world's fireworks.

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"What do you eat at night?"

Huo Tingzun sat on the sofa and asked Xiao Bailu.

Xiao Bailu was sitting on the other end of the sofa, cross-legged with a mask, her hands were not idle, she was peeling fruit to eat, and her eyes were looking at the TV screen intently: "Wow, the little boy is so handsome now, I haven't watched a TV series for 800 years, I can actually chase dramas in Qingcheng, I love it, I love it, I ...... it."

Huo Tingzun held back the anger in his heart, and said as calmly as possible: "Isn't it time for you to go for dinner?" When you're done, you can eat and watch at the same time. ”

Xiao Bailu touched her chin: "But I'm not hungry yet." I think I'm full just looking at the little boys. ”

Huo Tingzun was speechless, but he still tried his best to remind patiently: "If you eat when you feel hungry, it will hurt your stomach." Dietitians have said that it is best to eat on time. ”

Xiao Bailu: "Hmm, some people say I'm losing weight." People who lose weight skip lunch too much. ”

Huo Tingzun: "......"

I can't take it anymore!

He knew that the woman must have done it on purpose, and he caught the fact that he couldn't cook, so he set up a shelf, and he had to urge him three times for each meal before he was reluctant to cook.

even watched the silly white sweet TV series, saying "Cooking depends on her mood!" ”。

Angry fall.

When did he Huo Tingzun care about other people's feelings?

It has always been others who look at his mood and face to do things.

At this moment, watching a certain woman chasing dramas on the sofa and laughing out of a pig, Huo Tingzun took a deep breath.

Then, patiently ask her again, "Are you in a better mood now?" Can you cook? ”

Xiao Bailu: "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it." ”

Huo Tingzun looked calm and continued: "If you are in a bad mood, I will tell you a joke. ”

Xiao Bailu finally took her eyes away from the silly white sweet TV series and glanced at him: "You can tell jokes, sure?" ”

Huo Tingzun nodded seriously: "Hmm." I'll test your ......."

Xiao Bailu: "Ah, I don't want to answer legal questions now. The interview questions in your law firm are so annoying, I'm tired of answering them. ”

Huo Tingzun: "It's not a legal question, it's common sense. ”

Xiao Bailu pouted: "A man like you who lacks common sense in life, test my common sense, sure?" ”

Huo Tingzun endured his frustrated self-esteem: "At the beginning of the question, if you answer it, you don't have to cook." What part of a man will become several times larger when he is stabbed and stimulated by the outside world? ”

Xiao Bailu listened, and thought about it seriously at first, but when she reacted, her face turned red, and she said angrily: "Huo Tingzun, you are shameless, you asked me such a disgusting question."

Huo Tingzun remained silent: "You think too much." The correct answer is......"

As soon as Xiao Bailu's TV was turned off, she bounced up from the sofa: "I'm going to cook!" Don't say it! I don't listen, I don't listen. ”

What kind of joke is this, what kind of problem? I feel like my ears are going to be polluted by him.

She fled.

on the couch.

The corners of the man's lips slowly curled up in an arc.

"Stupid Woman ......"

[Yun Ye: Good night kiss! ] The smart goblin must know Huo Ye's cold joke, what is the correct answer hehehehe. The question is, what does Lulu think it is? 】

(End of chapter)