Chapter 6: Dinner

Fuyuki City, Tosaka Residence.

"He knows who I am." Emperor Penguin said.

The emperor penguin rests his left hand against the elbow of his right arm, and his right index finger and thumb hold his jaw in a figure-eight shape (Conan's classic move), and says, "This is difficult, although I have deceived him with superb acting skills and hypnosis, and the plan to act secretly can only be put on hold for the time being." ”

"Hahβ€”β€”? You, a big pervert staring at a girl, can still work out a battle plan! Rin Tosaka scoffed at Emperor Penguin's words, and said as if remembering something, "Speaking of hypnosis, I always feel that something bad has happened to me." ”

Emperor Penguin took out a pair of sunglasses from the inner pocket of his jacket and put them on, took out a silver pen from the space, twisted the button representing time on the inside of the equipment, and then raised it vertically, aiming the outside at Rin Tosaka.

Rin Tosaka looked curiously and asked, "What is this?" ”

Emperor Penguin bared eight teeth and said to Rin Tosaka with a standard smile, "Amnestics (from the Men in Black films), come and see here." Emperor Penguin pointed to the glowing dot on the head of the amnestic, and pressed the button while Rin Tosaka was subconsciously looking there, a red light flashed, and Rin Tosaka's expression became a little dull.

Emperor Penguin took off his sunglasses and sent the amnestic back into space: "What's wrong, why are you stunned!" ”

Rin Tosaka shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I always feel like I've lost something!" ”

Emperor Penguin said: "It should be that you alone need to support the magic of the two Servants, the consumption of your physical energy is too large, and you have some low blood sugar, just eat more to replenish it." ”

Emperor Penguin cuts the juicy top meat chops in front of him into just the right pieces, then picks up the beef with chopsticks and dips it in the special sauce.

Rin Tosaka took a bite of the ham sandwich indignantly, turned his head to look at Red A, who was also eating the steak with a knife and fork, half-squinted, and pouted, "Why!" Why can you eat steak and I can only eat ham sandwiches. ”

Red A put down his knife and fork and said, "Master, first of all, the dinner was prepared by Colbert, and the sandwich he made for you was made; Secondly, judging by the taste, this kind of meat is not common meat such as beef and pork, although I can't say exactly what kind of animal it is, but the energy contained in it is simply unbearable for ordinary people. ”

Rin Tosaka's mouth opened slightly, looked at the emperor penguin in surprise and asked tentatively, "This-can't be the magician's meat!" ”

The Emperor Penguin, who was drinking water, almost squirted, coughed a few times and said, "I'm not Dr. Hannibal, and I can only be eaten and studied when I meet him." (Dr. Hannibal is the ogre in The Silence of the Lambs and a psychiatrist.) οΌ‰

It's just ordinary dragon meat, a delicacy for us, and poison for you. (According to Western legend, dragon slayers would dip the dragon's flesh into the river or bury it underground after slaying the dragon, allowing the water and the earth to take away the toxins from the dragon's flesh, which was basically a period of several years.) )”

After eating his share of dragon meat (actually dinosaur meat, from the world of "Jurassic Park"), the emperor penguin placed his elbows on the table, crossed his hands under his nose, and said gloomily: "Guess who the yellow fur I met today?" ”

Seeing that the two of them looked lacking in interest, the emperor penguin had no choice but to ask himself: "Gilgamesh - the oldest heroic king." ”

Rin Tosaka put the unfinished half of the sandwich on the plate, and Red A also put down the knife and fork, and the two looked up at the emperor penguin.

Emperor Penguin said, "Legend has it that Gilgamesh has a treasure trove of all the treasures in the world, even the prototypes of the Heroic Spirits, and even the intractable legends that rightfully possess itβ€”if that guy is really what the legend says, this war will not be fought." ”

Rin Tosaka hugged her head and said, "What's wrong?" Why do you say that, Archer? ”

Red A still has a cold face: "Having the prototype of all the treasures means that Gilgamesh can surprise its weaknesses no matter what kind of enemy he is dealing with, and it can be said that he has an unsolvable ability." ”

Emperor Penguin shook his head and said: "Not only that, there are weapons that can open up the world in the legends of many places, such as the Pangu axe used to open the world in Huaxia, if there is a prototype of that level of weapon......

"It's not a losing story!" Rin Tosaka rolled around on the couch with her head in her hands.

"Ahem!" The emperor penguin pretends to cough twice, reminding Rin Tosaka of his presence.

Rin Tosaka stopped rolling, looked at the emperor penguin with half-squinted eyes and disdain, and said, "If Gilgamesh is the strongest Servant, you are probably the weakest Servant ever, do you have anything else besides some useless equipment that claims to be from the future?" ”

When the emperor penguin heard Rin Tosaka say this about himself, he said in Japanese with a Russian accent: "The iron fist of the Soviets is invincible, and all ghosts, snakes, and gods will be destroyed." ”

"Haβ€”β€”?" Rin Tosaka said again, raised her eyebrows and said, "It seems that you are very confident in your abilities!" ”

Emperor Penguin took out the Soviet military coat from the space and put it on: "The fact that I can calmly introduce Gilgamesh shows that I have confidence in myself." Suppose I encounter a hostile Servant, and I will prove myself by showing my true strength to you. ”

Rin Tosaka yawned, waved to Red A and Emperor Penguin, and said, "It's not early, I'm going to sleep, and I have to go to school tomorrow." ”

"Good night, Master!" This is the emperor penguin.

"Good night, Rin!" This is a red A.

Emperor Penguin also got up and went back to his room, and said to Red A without looking back, "You wash the dishes!" ”

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The next morning, Rin Tosaka wears a school uniform and carries a school bag to go to school, and by the way, he calls the overseer of the Holy Grail War, Kiri Yanfeng, and reports that he has summoned Archer as his servant, and of course, at the request of the Emperor Penguin, conceals his existence.

Emperor Penguin handed Rin Tosaka a golden bracelet and said, "Take this with you, don't lose it!" ”

Rin Tosaka took the bracelet in her hand and looked at it carefully, the golden bracelet was engraved with a strange and regular silver pattern, like a kind of text, but it was not outside her cognition: "What is this?" ”

"A product of civilization that intersects technology and magic, and when you encounter danger, it can help you block attacks as much as possible, and by the way, send me a distress signal." Emperor Penguin said nonchalantly with his hands on his back and yawning.

"What's the use of sending you a distress signal, it's not even magical." Rin Tosaka put on the bracelet and said, "It's useful to block the attack." ”