Emiya Shirou sat up with a scream, gasping for breath and clutching his chest in dismay, only to find that Saber and Rin Tosaka were looking at him strangely, and the emperor penguin was hiding something behind him.

"Why are you all here?" Emiya Shirou looked at everyone's strange expressions and asked puzzledly, "Have I been in a coma for a long time?" Or did it happen later? ”

Rin Tosaka hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, and said with a smile: "No! No! You've only slept for the past three hours and everything is normal. ”

Emiya Shirou said, "Then why do you all look at me like that?" It always felt like something was wrong with me. ”

Rin Tosaka shook his head and said, "No, we ...... We're just caring about you – because... Because you just talked in your sleep, didn't you, Saber. ”

Saber nodded solemnly, indicating that she agreed with Rin Tosaka's statement, but her bulging face was not so serious.

Saber's performance disappointed Rin Tosaka, who tilted her head sideways and winked at the emperor penguin.

Emperor Penguin understood, thought for a moment and said, "Boy, I heard Master say when you were unconscious, you learned projection magic - not bad!" With the means to make a fortune, even if you take three or four wives in the future, you can afford to raise them. ”

Emiya Shirou, who had suffered a loss because of the words of the emperor penguin, learned well, and deliberately avoided the problem of stepping on a minefield, saying, "Make a fortune? Mr. Copote, I don't think projection magic can make money. ”

Emperor Penguin clenched his right hand into a fist and smashed the palm of his left hand: "Boy Weigong, can you project antiques to sell in the future!" As long as the appearance is real, and the seal gap is there, those so-called experts will not deliberately use it for carbon identification.

I've moved dozens of kilograms of gold in the world of disaster movies, but not a small bottle is worth as much as that - I'm really that and that, and. ”

Rin Tosaka glanced at the emperor penguin with contempt, and when he turned his gaze back to Emiya Shirou's face, he finally couldn't help it, and lay on the ground with his stomach clutched, laughing maniacally, his legs constantly kicking in the air, and the dignified Saber seemed to be infected by her laughter, and also let out a little girl's smile.

"Tosaka? Saber？ Emiya Shirou was puzzled by the behavior of the two men, and a sharp pain came from the back of his shoulder, which made his body shake involuntarily.

Saber immediately stopped smiling and asked with concern, "What's the matter, Shirou!" ”

Emiya Shirou shuddered and said, "It doesn't matter, I'm fine. "But he didn't act like he was okay at all.

"Oh - really? If you continue in this way, half of your body will be paralyzed, and your motor function will be affected. Red A, who appeared at some point, leaned against the door frame with his arms crossed, closed his eyes and said arrogantly: "It's natural for you to do this." ”

“Archer。” Rin Tosaka got up and sat down, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes with his hand: "Is there something wrong?" ”

Red A stood upright, put down his hands and opened his eyes to look at the surprised Emiya Shirou and said: "I listened to your conversation just now, boy, you projection successfully, then it should be the magic circuit that deviates seven centimeters inward, and if you let it go, it will lead to a feeling of no feeling in your whole body - I may be able to help you." ”

"What's the deal with such a familiar sense of déjà vu?" The emperor penguin began to gag again: "When a certain two masters concluded an armistice, a certain master was also in the same arrogant tone, worthy of a regularly summoned Servant, even the coat is the same color." ”

Everyone: "......"

…………… I am the dividing line of sorrow............

At the same time, the basement of the house used by the family to cultivate bugs.

Still dressed in a black biker suit, Gilgamesh stomped on a bug that crawled towards him, his hands in his pockets looking at the other bugs crawling around on the wet ground.

"You've been here!" Shinji Makiri, who took the lead in the blue sea, came down from the stairs and saluted Gilgamesh like a clumsy clown: "I'm not questioning you, I don't care where you are. ”

Then he jumped up and closed the distance with Gilgamesh, and then exclaimed, "Good news! Yan Feng Qili said that guy said, turn a blind eye to our actions, alas! ”

Gilgamesh glanced at Shinji Maki in disgust, then turned his back to him and said, "It seems that Yanfeng Qili appreciates you!" I also have good news that Caster and her Master have been killed, and it was a terrible Servant who stepped in to solve it. ”

"What kind of servant can compare to the oldest hero king, that kind of guy can be easily solved, and then it will be the turn of those two guys who look down on me, how can it be done if you don't give Wei Gong a little color!"

Gilgamesh turned his head to look at Shinji Makiri, who was excited, and the hand that made him want to pat himself on the shoulder involuntarily retracted: "Shinji, I don't understand your feelings, the pleasure of revenge is indeed pleasant, and it is because of the greed for pleasure that you can be called a human being." ”

Shinji Maki smiled: "That's right! That's right! ”

Gilgamesh: "It's okay to play with you, but are you ready to face the monsters?" ”

Shinji Makiri's surging mood was extinguished by a basin of cold water, and his voice trembled: "Strange...... Monster? ”

Gilgamesh said, "I participated in the Holy Grail War because all the treasures in the world are mine, and the Holy Grail is one of them. Of course, I can't just give my things to miscellaneous cultivators, unless I agree to use them myself, and participating in the war is only to repair those who covet my treasures.

But that monster actually took the Holy Grail from my hands, and although that may have been erased, this is unforgivable! ”

The aura generated by the Hero King's rage made Shinji Makiri unbearable, and only kneeling on the ground could relieve that pressure, and those slimy and wet insects also felt a sense of crisis, and quickly fled around with Gilgamesh as the center.

Even if there were disgusting insects crawling over his body, Shinji didn't dare to move, for fear that the angry king would trample himself to death like a small bug.

After some time, Shinji felt his muscles ache, and the sweat on his head slid down his cheeks, collecting on his forehead and wetting the ground. By the time Shinji Maki could no longer maintain this position, the pressure brought by Gilgamesh disappeared, which loosened his tense nerves.

Lying on the ground on his side, Gilgamesh's voice sounded again, like a god in the clouds: "If you want the Holy Grail, the other Masters will leave it alone, those guys are just victims, there is something that must be caught first." ”

Shinji got up from the ground, hunched over and said to Gilgamesh, "What must be grasped first—what is it?" ”

Gilgamesh said, "Little Grail, tomorrow we are going to the Einzberen Villa on the outskirts of the city. ”

The camera pans back to Emiya Shirou's house.

Emiya Shirou stripped off his shirt and sat with his back to Red A, while Red A was half-squatting, with his palm against Emiya Shirou's back, injecting magic into Emiya Shirou's body, and inferring the specific situation of Emiya Shirou's body from the magic feedback.

The pain caused by the magic power invading the misplaced magic circuit made Emiya Shirou couldn't help but scream in a low voice, but he gritted his teeth and held back at the first time.

"You're so lucky, you thought it was necrosis, but it turned out to be just a closed magic loop opened." Red A said blandly: "The magic circuit that could have been used was discarded, and it fell into a deep sleep.

I miscalculated, your paralysis is only temporary, it is the result of turning on all the magic circuits that you have never used so far.

The circuits themselves are still in a state of fresh awakening, and sooner or later they will return to their original functions, although this 'sooner or later' will be a long time coming. ”

Red A let out a low sigh and injected a powerful magic force into Emiya Shirou's body, forcibly correcting the magic circuit in his body.

Emiya Shirou screamed in pain, and his body lit up with a magic circuit that emitted fluorescence, and his waist, which was originally a little rickety because of physical discomfort, also straightened, and the feeling of the magic circuit stability made him involuntarily clench his fists, feeling the unprecedented power in his body, and he opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Red A withdrew his hand, and the magic circuit on Emiya Shirou's body fell silent without the flow of magic, and Red A stood up and said, "Let's do it first, it will recover by itself in a few days, and when I act again, I will become more like a magician than before!" ”

Red A turned to look at the emperor penguin and said, "Copote, why are you holding the camera?" ”

His candid shooting behavior was discovered.,Emperor Penguin casually sent the camera back into the space:"I definitely have no intention of uploading that video to the fan-creation site.,Men × men or anything won't be seen at all.,BL has very few audiences!" ”

Red A, whose skin was already dark, turned even darker, and although the emperor penguin's words were messy, he could still hear something bad.

"What! Mr. Copote, you're a little too nasty. Emiya Shirou said with some dissatisfaction.

Rin Tosaka, who had been serious for a while, knelt on the ground, covering his stomach with his left hand and patting the ground with his right hand, and laughed loudly that was almost broken: "Emiya...... Hahaha...... Protect...... Ha ha...... Emiya ...... Hahahaha...... Schoolmate...... Emiya Shirou, please...... Hahaha...... Come on...... Please...... Hahaha...... Please...... Ha ha...... Don't talk...... Or...... Or turn your head...... Haha, don't let me ...... Ha ha...... See...... See your face. ”

The confused Emiya Shirou touched his face and asked puzzledly, "Tosaka-san?" Saber, what's wrong with me? ”

Saber, who was sitting upright, blushed slightly, twisted his head to the side, and instead of looking at Emiya Shirou's face, he accosted the emperor penguin: "Your Excellency Copote, can you give me a copy of the video just now." ”

is worthy of King Arthur from the "Land of Heavenly Rot", even if he was an ancient man hundreds of years ago, he has not awakened the soul of a rotten girl.

The emperor penguin smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, the corners of his mouth were almost to the root of his ears, and he slanted his hand and gestured his thumb and said, "Absolutely no problem!" "And I also have a video of Shirou Emiya pushing the student council president to the ground, forcibly stripping him of his clothes, and then blushing.

“Archer？” Emiya Shirou asks for help from Red A, who had just helped him, and this feeling of being the only one in the dark is too bad, and he desperately seeks an answer - an answer to why everyone is laughing at him.

When Red A saw Emiya Shirou walking around in front of him, he immediately closed his eyes and said in his heart, "Stupid, didn't you avoid seeing your face since I appeared?" If you linger in front of me any longer, I won't be able to maintain my cold image! Was I such a goofy person before? ”

Emiya Shirou said, "Everyone, why are you laughing? ”

In order to dispel the chattering Emiya Shirou, Red A took a deep breath and said, "There should be a bathroom in your house!" Wouldn't you just look in the mirror yourself? ”

"Lost!" Emiya Shirou, who got the hint, didn't even bother to put on his shirt, so he hurriedly left the bedroom and ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror.

Red A opened his eyes and said, "Master, I'm on the roof to be on guard." ”

"You don't have to be on guard, you better continue to guard the cherry blossoms!" The emperor penguin gave the order for Rin Tosaka.

Red A nodded, then quickly became a spirit and disappeared.

Emperor penguins with good eyesight can clearly see that the corners of the mouth of Red A are hooked upwards before disappearing.

Emiya Shirou's screams soon came from the direction of the bathroom, and the cry contained a variety of emotions such as surprise, humiliation, and disbelief after discovering the truth.

"Wha!" Rin Tosaka, who couldn't laugh and could only twitch his body, slowed down, and laughed again after hearing Emiya Shirou's cry - if he continued like this, he would probably collapse his body with laughter.

There was a sound of hurried footsteps, and Emiya Shirou opened the door and rushed in, pointing to his still water-stained face and saying, "What is this!" What is it? ”

The emperor penguin rubbed his face, which was a little sore from laughing for a long time, and responded to the shirtless Emiya Shirou, "Happy sad frog." ”

The turquoise frog with the eyes of an evil dead fish shares a mouth with Emiya Shirou, and when Emiya Shirou speaks, his mouth is also closed one by one, and the picture is very pleasing.

Saber, who was struggling to keep his seriousness, glanced at Emiya Shirou, laughed out loud, and buried his hot face in the palm of his hand.

Seeing that Saber, who was not smiling, was also like this, Emiya Shirou finally couldn't control his emotions and roared, "Why! Why do you do this? And this frog can't be washed off with water! ”

The emperor penguin took a camera and took a picture of Emiya Shirou's loveless face - well, keep it for yourself to use as an emoji in the future.

"Ahh The emperor penguin said: "Die for it, laughing young man, this happy and sad frog is painted with tattoo oil, and ordinary water, alcohol, or anything can't be washed off, even if you take the disfiguring artifact makeup remover, it won't work—unless you can't bear to surgically cut off that part of the skin." ”

Emiya Shirou sat on the ground weakly as if his spine bone had been removed, and said unconsciously, "How can this be! ”

Emperor Penguin withdrew the camera into space, patted Emiya Shirou on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, I have a potion that dissolves this pigment, and I'll give it to you when we're happy enough." ”