"Mr. Wayne, I'm Clark Kent, from the Daily Planet, what do you think of the vigilantes in Gotham City?"

Some viewers who watched the live broadcast didn't understand the stalks, so Tang Yimo explained: "After more than half a year of live broadcasts, I think everyone should have understood that emperor penguins are people who like to play stalks." For example, the Penguin Man used to launder money for the gangsters, and Iron Man Tony Stark was nothing more than a notorious arms dealer and death merchant before he reformed his ways.

The sentence he asked the three to repeat was a line stalk - in "Batman v Superman", Superman Clark Kent and Batman met for the first time, and Superman said this sentence. As far as I know about Emperor Penguin, he will definitely open a newspaper called "Planet Daily" in the Metropolitan next door, let one of the three change his name to Clark Kent, enter it as a reporter, and then create a historic meeting between "Superman" and Batman.

By the way, Wonder Woman is really beautiful. ”

The emperor penguin clapped his hands, stopped the three people, pointed to the one in the middle, and said, "This gentleman, congratulations on your selection." You go out first, and my secretary will take you on the rest. ”

Then dial the internal phone: "Tina, come in." ”

Tina, the female secretary, said, "Boss, Mr. Bruce Wayne from the Wayne Group is here, and he says he wants to see you. ”

Emperor Penguin "snorted" and said, "He probably came to Tan to buy the Iceberg Restaurant!" ”

Tina said, "Yes, boss. ”

The emperor penguin said, "Tell him I'm not available." Then find someone to bring these three people down, and the one who was selected will let him go to the "Planet Daily" to take a job as I said before, and then take him to the gym. The other two gave them a sum of money and warned them not to talk about it. ”

Tina said, "Good boss. ”

There was no one else in the office, Tang Yimo lifted his invisibility, walked to the emperor penguin, and asked, "Mr. emperor penguin, can I do an exclusive interview with you?" ”

"My interview, yes."

Tang Yimo picked up a piece of paper on the table, rolled it into a microphone style, raised it to the mouth of the emperor penguin, and said, "Oh, first of all, the question that my audience is most concerned about, how does your secretary, Miss Christina's buttocks, feel." ”

"Get out!"

Tang Yimo's face did not change, and he still said with a smile: "It seems that our client refuses to answer this question, so okay, let's skip this question first and move on to the next topic."

This question was posed by an audience member with the nickname of Pretty Verses, who said, Mr. Emperor Penguin, with your ability, it should be easy to complete the task, why do you have to go to such great lengths to lay it out? - Well, this audience's question speaks to everyone's heart, and I've always had this question. Why is that? Mr. Emperor Penguin. ”

The emperor penguin had an expression of hatred that iron could not become steel, and he spread his hands helplessly, and said: "Oh, my dear audience, this is not the main god space, okay, if you can't complete the task, there is no erasure, no punishment." And in what age, the protagonists of time and space travel novels should not do this, just complete the task for the sake of completing the task, which is very tiring and boring. Then the earth learned the lines in TVB and said, "Na, the most important thing to be a person is to be happy." ”

Tang Yimo pointed the 'microphone' at himself and said: "Yes, we are the protagonists of the new era and new themes, and we can't do things like the protagonists of the old era." ”

"Sorry, I'm not done yet."

Tang Yimo coughed awkwardly and said, "You continue." ”

"Three grams of oil!" Emperor Penguin cleared his throat and said, "Actually, I have been to this world before, but now it seems that it is not the same. That time, although there was no task to put pressure on me, I still chose to be a villain, and in that world I can say that I did all kinds of evil, forcing Batman to the end of the road many times.

Well, because it may damage my image in everyone's mind, I won't repeat my criminal behavior here. Although it is a crime, I can say that everything I do is simple and rude, and there is no technical content at all, and the real criminals are all intellectual. For example, the clown, he uses trickery to make a robbery gang with a clear division of labor, you kill him, I kill you to the last person, and finally sit on the profit of the fisherman.

And his machinations are nothing more than a simple sentence, 'kill one person can get an extra penny', say this to everyone in the gang, and then his goal is achieved. Such a simple sentence requires insight into the dark side of human nature to be able to say, which shows that real criminals need talent; So this time I'm going to change the way I do things and show me a little bit of crime. Okay, I'm done, next question. ”

Tang Yimo smiled and didn't speak, if the emperor penguin really thought as he said, then he was really naïve. The barrage that the audience brushed for him has already flown up quickly, and it can be summed up in one sentence: "Emperor Penguin, I was jealous when I saw the clown's popularity and popularity!" ”

"So in your plan, Mr. Emperor Penguin, is there a clown scene?"

The emperor penguin said, "Off course, he's an important part of my plan, and I'm going to see him this afternoon." ”

………… I am the dividing line of sorrow............

In the afternoon, Emperor Penguin came to a gang-run bank alone, and because of the financial dealings (laundering money for the gangsters), the bank manager personally received him and served exquisite refreshments.

"I am a greedy dragon, who lives on gold, and even sleeps with one eye open to guard my treasures."

The bank manager, played by William Fidnell, listened to Emperor Penguin's description of his behavior and smiled: "Mr. Copote, there is no one in Gotham who dares to touch our bank without opening his eyes, not even Batman and the police - because the money is legal." It's like no one would do anything to your iceberg restaurant, neither we nor anyone else. ”

The emperor penguin asked knowingly, "What if someone really doesn't open their eyes?" ”

The Iceberg Restaurant opened before the Master Ninja event, when Emperor Penguin's name was not known, and there were a lot of people with bad minds coming to the door every day - even if they were all poured into the cement and reclaimed.

As soon as the emperor penguin finished speaking, three men in clown masks walked into the bank with guns, and first fired several shots at the ceiling, causing the people in the bank to flee in horror.

"Everyone, I'll bow my head and raise my hands, hurry up!" A robber shouted arrogantly, shoved the bank's security guards, and drove the crowd together.

Another robber pointed a gun at the female teller at the counter and stopped her from pressing the alarm: "Didn't hear me! Raise your hand for me, don't think about calling the police! ”

The female teller raised her hand and cried and said, "Please don't shoot." ”

The third robber placed the black travel bag on the table, then shoved the hostages squatting on the ground one by one*, pulled off the tab, and said in a leisurely manner: "Hold your lives in hand!" (Now *are all flap-type hand grenades* with no fuse, only one safety ring, and as long as the hand does not release the pressure flap after pulling the safety ring, *it will not explode.) So in "Batman v Superman", when Batman saves Superman's adoptive mother Martha, the bandit pulls out his hand * Leila Ring also has a let go action. ）

Then another robber came down the stairs, opened his travel bag and checked it, saw that it was the tool he needed, and went straight to the vault with it.

The manager's room was located at the entrance of the bank, and the wall on the side near the corridor was made of opaque material, so the robbers did not immediately spot the emperor penguin and the bank manager.

Emperor Penguin looked at the bank manager with a surprised face and said, "If I say that I have nothing to do with these people, it's just a coincidence, do you believe it?" - Although they bought the guns from me. ”

The bank manager took off his glasses with a serious expression, took out a shotgun from under his desk, and fired a shot through the glass door, knocking down a robber who was pulling the security guard and yelling.

The other two robbers hurriedly dodged and hid themselves behind a table in the bank lobby, and the bank manager unloaded the cartridge casings and fired at the nearest robber's position, but the bullets were blocked by the heavy tabletop.

The robber took advantage of the fact that the bank manager had no time to fire a second shot after firing a shot, and fled to the side of his accomplice under the cover of the table, and the manager kept repeating the action of unloading the shell, loading and shooting, but not a single shot hit the robber, and all the bullets were blocked by the table.

After the manager fired the first shot, the emperor penguin squatted down with coffee and refreshments with lots of milk and sugar, eating and drinking contentedly, but silently counting the gunshots in his heart.

And Tang Yimo, who was in a stealth state on the side, was also counting the gunshots, but he made a sound: "Two, three, four, five, six, stupid!" The Remington M870 in your hand only has a capacity of seven rounds, and now you have fired six shots, and they have two people left, can you kill them all with the last bullet? You were a serious officer in Black Hawk Down, and you did your best in a desperate situation, why are you so stupid now! - After staying with the emperor penguin for a long time, Tang Yimo also played actor stalks from time to time.

Over there, the bank manager began yelling at the two robbers who were hiding together, "Do you know whose money you stole from?" You're dead. ”

Tang Yimo said: "Of course they know how the gangsters can compare to the super criminals - the scarecrow killed the famous Roman Falcone with a little fear gas, and how your boss fights the most dangerous person (clown) in history." ”

Emperor Penguin put the last piece of dim sum into his mouth, interrupted Tang Yimo's complaint, and asked, "Brother Mo, what is the title of your live broadcast room this time?" ”

Tang Yimo said: "Bank robbery, the prince of crime clown appears. ”

Emperor Penguin ......

The sound of shotguns, automatic pistols, and robbers complaining that their accomplices can't count and swearing — all that's left is a robber wearing the mask of a Joker from 1966's "Batman" who remains in the hall watching the hostages.

The emperor penguin shouted, "Sir, I have something I want to talk to you about!" ”