Chapter 203: Lazi
Chen Zihang said in a rhetorical manner: "Why is it none of your business?" Your identity as a primary school student can be used as a reference, so that this star knows how many dishes he has, this is putting gold on your face, understand? ”
"Oh..."Dong Xiaopeng scratched his head, he always felt that something was not right, and he couldn't say it.
The game was still going on, and the two were typing and playing on the line, but they were also safe with the opposite side.
Chen Zihang is too lazy to hook the person opposite, anyway, he won't output it if he hooks the cold ice, what is he wasting that time and energy for.
has been obscene to the sixth level, you have a big situation, you always dare to fight, right?
Chen Zihang will hit Kasa again with a harpoon, and the cold ice will be enlarged closely, but the ultimate move is a little off and passes by Kasha's side, Kasha's dog fate is saved, but unfortunately the cold ice dog's life is not guaranteed.
"You are a waste thing, you can't hit most of the faces, you play League of Legends of your stars, hurry up and get off the plane and go to the eye hospital for surgery, you don't need eyes to donate to those who need them.
No, you have broken eyesight, even if you donate it, no one will want it. ”
Han Bing said: "Why do you talk so much about your stars?" Play a game, do you put it aside and talk about cross talk? If you don't fight, you will hang up, and there will be no more than you. ”
"I won't hang up, I'll be mad at you bastard!"
Chen Zihang sprayed with cold ice, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Beautiful!" Brothers, this wave of cold ice operations directly led us to diarrhea. ”
The live broadcast room has been completely boiling, and this kind of passionate competition can best stimulate the interest of sailors.
Chen Zizhang returned to the game and continued to say to Han Bing, "Han Bing, you are returning to the city now, right?" Please type a four-word word. ”
"I'm your father!"
"Wrong, it's a fool going home, in the words of the break, it's a fool opening the door to the fool, the fool is home!"
"I'll you with Asterisk B, get out!"
After resupplying the equipment, he went online again, and Chen Zihang said, "Don't you dare to fight again?" Are you afraid? ”
"Afraid? I don't know how to write the words I'm afraid of. ”
"Brother, then you don't have a high level of education, and you haven't graduated from elementary school, right?"
"Don't talk to the stars, what I said hurts my brain."
"Anyway, I help you have a feeling of wanting to die."
"Then you hurry up and die!"
Chen Zihang finally couldn't help laughing, and said, "Brothers, this cold mentality is not bad, if this one wins, I will give him a thumbs up." ”
Under normal circumstances, teammates will basically choose to hang up after the spray reaches a white heat, but this cold ice is still holding on, which shows that his mentality is still okay.
Anger is only on the surface, at least there is a trace of sanity.
After nearly ten minutes of interaction, Chen Zihang began to play the game seriously, and the hit rate of the harpoon was quite impressive.
With his cooperation, more and more people have accumulated on Han Bing's body.
In the last wave of team battles, Chen Zihang found an opportunity to wander to the opponent's back row, a harpoon slowed Kai'Sa down, followed by an E flash to control the three of them, and successfully returned to his own camp.
The two sides come and go, but it's a pity that my cousin's Yasuo and Han Bing are too thin, and the output is always insufficient.
Chen Zihang said helplessly, "Brothers, I have tried my best, it is really not like this cold ice and diarrhea, he drinks milk, and all he squeezes out is gutter oil!" ”
Helplessly, a wave of big team battles lost the game, and the opposite side did not give a chance to push directly.
Thoroughly GG.
Suddenly! Chen Zihang felt a tumult in his stomach, and hurriedly said, "! Oh no, I'm really strained! After speaking, he hurriedly ran to the bathroom.
After running to the bathroom, it can be said that the stream went straight down to 3,000 feet, and there was still a little cramping in the stomach.
I can't help but regret that I ate too much when I walked the dog before, and it was too miscellaneous, hot, cold, sweet and spicy, which led to diarrhea.
After more than ten minutes of toileting, Chen Zihang returned to the computer, gave Han Bing a thumbs up on the checkout page, and then quit the game.
I have to say, this is actually a big pot, but if you are still holding back a belly of fire when playing games, then you can also play a hammer game!
Playing games is used for venting and recreation.
I didn't dare to spray with my teammates when I first started live broadcasting, it was because I was restrained, but now it's okay, I'm shameless anyway, and I'm afraid of those?
Chen Zihang said apologetically, "Brothers, I'm sorry, I had diarrhea just now... It's been a long wait. ”
"I'm laughing to death, funny anchor!"
"Anchor, shouldn't this cold ice also be a tease you invited? said that he was strained, but I didn't think you were the one who strained. ”
"It is highly recommended to bring a cold double row and expel my cousin out of the door!"
Dong Xiaopeng said weakly, "Cousin, are you okay?" We won points in the last hand and dropped again. ”
"Don't worry, as long as we don't get assigned to support, we can win any other position." Chen Zihang comforted his cousin and started the third game of the day.
......
An afternoon passed, and all the rest of the games were easy victories, except for the one that lost to Pike.
The cousin's rank has also risen a step as a result, and he is only one step away from returning to gold.
"Cousin, you play by yourself first, I'll rest first." After Chen Zihang finished speaking, he said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Brothers, I will go off the air today, and we will see you tomorrow." ”
"Continue to have diarrhea tomorrow?"
"Good guy, you're the best player in?"
"I'm worried about the anchor, what if he gets loose when he plays the S game."
Chen Zihang smiled, closed the live broadcast room and broadcast it, and a fierce man jumped onto the soft big bed, hugged the soft pillow and closed his eyes, so uncomfortable.
After resting for a while, I picked up my phone and saw that it was Liu Tian who sent a message, "Zihang, I suddenly want to voice chat with you, is it convenient now?" ”
"Convenient, of course convenient!" After Chen Zihang finished speaking, he took the initiative to dial the voice call, and Liu Tian's side was quickly connected.
Liu Tian said, "Is your stomach okay?" ”
"Huh? Were you watching me live? Chen Zihang suddenly thought that if Liu Tian wasn't watching his live broadcast, how would he know that he had just diarrhea.
"Well, when I saw you live streaming with your cousin, I suddenly thought of when we first met."
"yes, I feel a little bit too." Chen Zihang was quite embarrassed, and unconsciously chatted with Liu Tian about a lot of memories that only belonged to the two of them.
Liu Tian plucked up the courage and said, "Speaking of which, you haven't told me love words for a long time, I remember that when we first met, you had to say it every day." ”
"Okay, what do you want to hear?"
Liu Tian said, "It's the one that has been very popular on the Internet recently, isn't it, Sir, I just drank pulsation today and ate jelly, but I still can't help but be impressed by you!" ”
Chen Zihang thought for a while, and then said, "No, Tiantian!" I've just played with my phone and eaten KFC today, but I still can't help but beat you..."