Chapter 1: The Legend of Xu Fu
It was another sunny day, after breakfast, the palace chief still went out as usual, and walked to the library according to him, the palace chief is a master's student in a certain school, and the doctor has not yet graduated, and he may not be able to complete his studies, after all, what he learns is really boring for him. When he arrived at the library, the palace master went straight to the corner of the first floor, where he had just found a very interesting book.
Flip through it casually, this kind of corner that is not too frequented is still easy to find, pull out the book, because I just read it yesterday, it is not a thick layer of ash like yesterday, the palace chief took the book, and quickly walked out of the library, planning to find a place in the school where no one disturbs to read it by himself.
I found a stone bench in the corner of the campus where no one was, here is a paradise for couples at night, but there are generally no people during the day, open the book, a few big words on the title page come into view "Xu Fu's Voyage", at first glance it is a book made up and obscene, when Xu Fu went to sea, it is estimated that there are few people on the ship who can write, and there will be so many vivid stories?
The palace chief then read in the place he saw yesterday, "Xu Fu was ordered by Qin Shi Huang to take boys and girls to the East China Sea to seek the elixir of immortality, but who is Qin Shi Huang, he is suspicious by nature, before Xu Fu Zhuang went to sea, he quietly ordered the master who later built the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang for him, and quietly hid a navy composed of terracotta warriors and horses on Xu Fu's ship, if Xu Fu has other intentions, then these terracotta warriors and horses can wake up, execute Xu Fu, and bring back the elixir of immortality." "Damn, this is really," the palace chief scolded secretly in his heart, "Zhuge Liang has to be controlled by someone to be a wooden ox and a horse, this good guy, he can be remotely started thousands of miles away, which is even more awesome than the current technology." ”
He then continued to look down, "But Xu Fu is also an extraordinary person, and he is also a strange person who has dabbled in astronomy and geography, he just went out of the East China Sea, and found something strange on his ship, so Xu Fu ordered someone to find all the terracotta warriors and horses when he walked to the people of Beihai, and then threw them into the sea." Qin Shi Huang, who was far away in Xianyang, was informed of Xu Fu's behavior, and was furious, and ordered his skilled craftsmen to immediately activate the Terracotta Army, as long as anyone related to Xu Fu, there was no mercy, and it was not to die. ”
"Xu Fu is naturally not the opponent of these terracotta warriors and horses, he took the map of the land of immortals given to him by Qin Shi Huang, and before the terracotta warriors and horses went ashore, he found the immortal medicine and took it himself, but the immortal medicine can only ensure that the human body will not die of old age and disease, but it will not guarantee that he will not be hacked to death, not to mention that the immortal medicine did not make Xu Fu instantly become a side effect of ten thousand enemies after eating it, so in order to keep his hard-won immortal body, Xu Fu can only escape, and the Great Qin Empire cannot go back, Take a ride on the sea full of the world and wander around with terracotta warriors. Xu Fu took the medicine of immortality, he would not die of thirst, he would not starve to death, he could not eat or drink, but his people could not, so as soon as he had time, Xu Fu connived at his men to go to the shore to grab food and drink, and later developed to the point that when he saw a ship at sea, he went up to rob it, and in order to avoid the encirclement and interception of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang, he had to shoot a shot to change places. It's quite embarrassing. ”
"But this kind of embarrassing life, there are advantages and disadvantages, the disadvantages are self-evident, even Xu Fu, who has an immortal body, hides in Tibet all day long, and is exhausted from fleeing south and north, not to mention his subordinates, sometimes he wants to ignore the group of wine bags and rice bags under his hands, but thinking of the vast sea, he can't drive a boat by himself, and he doesn't even have a person to talk to, Xu Fu can't wait to take the immortal medicine at the beginning, or he ended up with a knife. If he had given the elixir of immortality to Yingzheng, the old thief, he would still be able to get a high-ranking official to do it, but now it's good. ”
"To say that the benefits are not much benefit, Xu Fu in order to make a living in the sea burning, killing and looting this move, can be regarded as a lot of outlaws some inspiration, everyone made a mistake, have sold property and land, bought a boat, greeted a few brothers who are also the end of the world, since then live the land is an inn, the sea is my home life. These people have heard of Xu Fu's name, immortal body, and fiercely put on a fierce old thief of Qin Shi Huang, so they have great admiration for Xu Fu in their hearts, on the sea, occasionally see Xu Fu's ship, see the ragged clothes standing on the bow of the boat, the middle-aged man with a sad face and a dark face, they all want to kneel on the bow of the boat and shout Big brother is awesome, the ancestor is awesome. ”
The palace chief was drinking Coke while reading a book, and saw that he almost took a sip of Coke on the book, the author of the book is unknown, but it looks like it has been for many years, and I can't imagine that this author is quite fashion-leading, maybe he is still a gang member. He then went on to look down, "Xu Fu has been in a mess at sea for several years, thinking that you Qin Shi Huang is a good person, I can't provoke you to hide from you, Lao Tzu is now taking immortal medicine anyway, I can't afford to provoke you, I will consume you, when you die, the terracotta warriors and horses will be gone, I will go to your grave to give you incense, and I will kill you." ”
Xu Fu, who had been drifting carefully on the sea for a year after year, finally one day when he went ashore to rob, he saw that every household of ordinary people had hung white curtains, and when he inquired, it turned out that it was really Qin Shihuang's old thing that died, and he was happy, and he didn't grab anything, so he took the brothers back to the boat, ready to pick up and pick up the bedding and go back to each house to find their mothers, although there is nothing valuable for everyone to share, but when everyone separates, the scene is still sensational and warm, Xu Fu has a handful of snot and tears, I thought that I could learn all the hundreds of schools of thought in the future, and in the future, I could take the literary champion, become a prime minister, and become an emperor in the future. Or go to the major mountains to learn martial arts, you can take the martial arts exam in the future, you can also move to a position in the future, become an emperor, or change your personality, the whole look, to choose a concubine, you can also move to a position in the future, to be an emperor, thinking of this, I am still a little excited in my heart, and my face with snot and tears almost laughed.
"Changing your personality to be an emperor? Damn, this author was kicked in the head by a donkey or got into donkey, can make such a stupid text. "The palace chief felt that ten thousand grass and mud horses passed by. Alas, but there were always stupider people who wanted to see it, so he turned to the next page.
Before Xu Fu's mouth could grin, one of his subordinates ran over, hugged Xu Fu's leg, and said: "My lord, ......" "Bang" Xu Fu kicked him out before he could say the third word, "Xiao Liu, today is a big day, don't look like a mourning star all day long, you can't be happy when you speak." Xu Fu said, thinking of his bright future just now, his mouth grinned widely. The people under his hands laughed loudly, and the young man named Xiao Liu looked around, and he could only grin awkwardly as a group. Xu Fu laughed for a while and came back to his senses: "Xiao Liu, what did you just say?" Xu Fu said as he grinned again. Xiao Liu grinned and forced a smile as he said, "The ship of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses is about to surround us......" Before the words were finished, Xu Fu kicked Xiao Liu off the table again.
Xu Fu ran to the deck to see, a dark in front of him almost fainted, before Qin Shi Huang's navy terracotta warriors and horses chased him all over the world, and finally survived until he died, and now he actually ran out of a black pressure of a terracotta army, look at least hundreds, "Xu Fu" "Xu Fu" "Xu Fu" is not just the first sound from where the earth-shattering sound came from the sea, he barely calmed down and listened to it, these sounds were actually made by the terracotta warriors, Xu Fu thought "Good guy, These terracotta warriors have actually been updated. And now there's an intelligent voice system." Then I heard the terracotta warriors and horses continue to shout, "Xu Fu, do you think the First Emperor will let you go?" "Xu Fu, do you think the First Emperor will let you go," "Xu Fu, do you think the First Emperor will let you go." The sound was so loud that even the fish in the sea floated to the surface one by one, turned their bellies, and died without killing.
The palace chief looked at it and felt that it was a little dark, the west was already sunset, although this messy novel can be pulled, but it is quite interesting, Xu Fu is a masterpiece, how to run this time. Look at how thick it is in the back, Xu Fu must have escaped from the heavens, anyway, he is not hungry now, take a look at it for a while.
Just turned another page and was about to read, several shadows passed in front of the palace chief, blocking the only bit of sunlight left at once, he just wanted to scold who didn't open his eyes, but before he saw the figures of those people, he only heard someone shouting: "It's him." Before the palace chief could react, he was directly hit on the head by a big stick, snorted, and fainted.
The palace chief was beaten with a stick in a daze, and he didn't know where he was, and he didn't know what was going on, he only felt that he was being carried, just like riding a tractor when he was a child, and he heard the conversation between the two people in a daze, "Damn, this ** cub has become a pig in college." "It's good to grow fat, and when the time comes, you can use it directly for fishing." "Fishing?" The palace chief was a spirit, and he also recovered most of his consciousness, and found that he seemed to be tied to a ** bag, being carried, and the palace chief didn't dare to let them know that he had woken up, so he quietly took out a blade from his pocket, almost without a sound, and cut a hole in the sack.
"Hmph," the palace chief smiled contemptuously in his heart, "These boys don't know how the little master grew up, and he broke ground on his head—looking for death." While thinking so, he quietly stretched out a little and looked outside, "Great, they didn't pay attention" The palace chief felt that as long as he escaped, these two people would definitely have nothing to do with him, "bang" Before he could react, a big stick hit the back of his head directly, and this time he didn't even hum, and passed out again.
Before the palace chief was in a daze, he saw two tall people, one fat and one thin, and the thin man said to the fat man: "What's the matter, I'll just say that he will definitely wake up and run away, take the money." The fat man reluctantly took out a stack of banknotes and put them on the thin man's hand, and saw that the palace chief seemed to be blinking, and kicked him again in the morning.