Chapter 18 What kind of play are you? Fooling the way of heaven! (One Update!Asking for a monthly pass!)

At this moment, Xiao Feng was above the clouds, quietly feeling this piece of heaven and earth.

"Huh, who are you, and how did you end up here?"

Just when Xiao Feng closed his eyes and felt it, a fat doll with a bald head and only a black pigtail suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Feng.

looked at Xiao Feng, his face full of curiosity.

Xiao Feng was startled by the sudden voice, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a big white and chubby face suddenly appear in front of him, just leaning in front of him.

"it!"

Xiao Feng was frightened, and a dark brick appeared in his hand, and the big face in front of him was a brick.

With a "bang", the big fat doll that was stuck in front of Xiao Feng was directly slapped out by Xiao Feng's brick.

"I'm scared to death, what kind of play is that?"

Xiao Feng looked at the figure that was knocked into the clouds by himself, and he almost didn't see it clearly, and he was shot out by himself.

"Ahem!"

The big fat doll that was slapped into the clouds by Xiao Feng coughed lightly.

Then, the sunken face that was slapped by Xiao Feng's bricks was gently patted by the big fat doll who stretched out his fleshy little hands and changed back.

With a "whoosh", the big fat boy who was slapped out by Xiao Feng with a brick appeared in front of Xiao Feng again.

Xiao Feng was originally looking for the figure of this big fat boy, but he didn't expect that this "whoosh" appeared in front of him again.

Even if the emperor is defenseless, he will be stunned by his own bricks.

This kid doesn't have anything to do, and there must be a demon when something happens.

"Boy, what kind of play are you?"

“......”

The big white fat boy standing opposite Xiao Feng was speechless when he heard Xiao Feng's words.

I haven't even asked who you are, but you actually asked me first.

I was staying well in my own house, and you suddenly broke in and didn't say anything, and you came up and beat me.

"You kid, can't you speak?"

Xiao Feng looked at the big white fat boy standing opposite him in a daze, and frowned slightly.

This kid is not ashamed in broad daylight, and he doesn't even wear anything.

Your little insects of a few centimeters, don't you feel cold when you are outside in the wind?

I have to say that Xiao Feng has not yet figured out the situation in front of him, and he has to say that his brain circuit is really weird.

"You can't speak, say, who are you and why are you in my house!"

The naked white chubby man, Xiao Feng said angrily.

"Huh?"

Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows when he heard the words of this big fat boy.

"You say this is your home?"

"Well, yes, this is my house, why are you here?"

Xiao Feng listened to the words of the big fat boy, and vaguely felt in his mind that the white and fat big man in front of him might be the Heavenly Dao or the spirit of heaven and earth in the God and Demon Continent that he wanted to communicate.

Could it be that when the concubine communicated with the world, she also saw this stinky and shameless exhibitionist?

When Xiao Feng thought of this, a trace of anger appeared in his eyes.

"Well, you stinky little brat, how old are you, you don't know how to wear clothes, and it's not good to be seen by others. This is simply immoral, the scum of the world!"

As soon as Xiao Feng thought of the emperor concubine communicating with the world and saw this guy, he was angry, and pointed at the big fat boy and scolded.

"You....... You bad guy, why are you scolding me. ”

"Except for you, no one can come to my house, let alone see me, I can do whatever I want!"

The big fat boy pointed at Xiao Feng and said indignantly.

"100,000 years?"

When Xiao Feng heard the words of this big fat boy, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Then you have lived for 100,000 years in vain, you have lived for 100,000 years, and you have only grown one meter, if it were me, I would have found a piece of tofu and killed me.

Xiao Feng is still thinking about it at the moment, I really don't know what this guy has in his head every day.

Just when Xiao Feng had already guessed the identity of this little guy, this little guy suddenly pointed at Xiao Feng and asked.

"Who the hell are you bad guy and how did you get into my house?"

When Xiao Feng heard this little guy's words, his eyes rolled, and he instantly appeared in front of the little guy, and said with a smile: "Little guy, I'm your eldest brother!"

"Big brother?"

When this little fat man heard your Xiao Feng's words, his eyes were suddenly full of confusion.

"Impossible, I am the Heavenly Dao of the Gods and Demons Continent. As a Heavenly Dao, he doesn't even have parents, how can he have a big brother?"

The little fat man crossed his hands on his hips and looked at Xiao Feng indignantly: "You big liar, you still want to ......"

Without waiting for Tiandao to finish speaking, with a "bang", Xiao Feng slapped Tiandao's head on the ground.

scolded angrily: "You little conscienceless, you don't have parents." It's a shame that your parents created you, and if you don't recognize me, the eldest brother, how can you still disown your parents?"

The big fat boy Tiandao listened to Xiao Feng's words and was suddenly stunned.

Parents? I have parents?

Next, I heard Xiao Feng's eyes full of disappointment as he looked at Tiandao and said, "As Tiandao, I don't recognize my parents, I don't know why you became like this." ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Feng looked distressed and pointed at the Heavenly Dao with his trembling fingers and scolded: "The heaven and earth of this Gods and Demons Continent gave birth to you, isn't this heaven the father, this earth is not the mother? If there is no Gods and Demons Continent, how can there be you? How can there be me? If you don't recognize me, the eldest brother of the previous generation of Heavenly Dao, even the parents of this heaven and earth, you don't recognize it, are you still worthy of being a Heavenly Dao?"

When the big fat boy heard Xiao Feng's words, he immediately fell into silence.

"If I wasn't your eldest brother, how would I know that you were Heavenly Dao. How can I be in a place where no one has come in for hundreds of thousands of years?"

Taking advantage of the fact that the Heavenly Dao was in a state of confusion, Xiao Feng continued to strike while the iron was hot.

Tiandao, who had been listening to Xiao Feng's words, was puzzled at first, and then thought.

Yes, if he wasn't my eldest brother, how could he appear in a space where only the spirit of the Heavenly Dao could appear.

If he wasn't the previous generation of Heavenly Dao, how could this guy see himself, let alone beat himself.

He is right, the Gods and Demons Continent gave birth to me, and the heaven and earth of the Gods and Demons Continent are his parents.

Thinking of this, the big fat man "snapped", hugged Xiao Feng's thigh, and cried: "Woo, big brother, you finally came back to see me." It's that the minibus is too small, I don't know my parents, and I don't remember you. You don't know how lonely and boring the minibus has been here for 100,000 years. ”

Xiao Feng looked at Tiandao who was holding his thighs and crying, and raised his eyebrows.

This heavenly way is inevitably a little too easy to fool.

This makes him believe that he is his eldest brother.

Actually, what I said just now fooled me.

If I hadn't known who I was, I would have thought I was your big brother.

Sure enough, if you want to fool others, you must first fool yourself.

Ahh