Chapter 520: I'm Your Uncle
"Bang", the door opened, Daoist Zhen and the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi rushed into the room with their swords, the old ghost and the old lady turned their heads to look, the old ghost blew lightly, and the thick white smoke rushed towards Chang Ping.
"Shut up!" Zhen Daochang screamed angrily, holding a talisman seal in his left hand, and rushed towards the old ghost with a sword in his right hand. The little Taoist priest of Tianzhi didn't say a word, holding a golden talisman in the palm of his left hand, and also holding a sword in his right hand and rushing towards the old lady.
Chang Ping took a step back to avoid the smoke, and his body changed. "Snort", the blouse burst, the two arms became thicker than the thighs, the body was much stronger than before, the palms reached the size of a basin, the legs also became longer and thicker, the soles of the feet opened the small shoes, the pants were torn and only a pair of underwear remained, fortunately, the elasticity of the underwear was better, otherwise it would be naked**.
"Get out of the way! I'm going to take these two obstacles! Before Tianzhi Daoist and Daoist Zhen could make a move, a loud shout made their movements stop.
"Master Zu's upper body?!" The two looked at Chang Ping, who was more than two meters tall, dumbfounded, and wanted to kneel down, but the timing was not right, and when they saw the big fist of the casserole raised, the two quickly retreated to the door.
An An looked at Chang Ping in surprise and asked the two who ran back, "Is there anything wrong with him like this?" ”
The two shook their heads at the same time, and the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi looked at Chang Ping intently: "At this time, he can be called invincible, invulnerable, and invincible!" ”
Zhen Daochang sighed proudly: "God is really useless to deal with ghosts!" ”
The old ghost dodged and hit the ground with his fist, "Bang", the whole house shook, the old lady ran away in panic, and was slapped away by the slap as soon as she ran two steps and hit the wall.
The old ghost waved the cigarette pouch and hit Chang Ping's stomach, "pop", two fingers pinched the cigarette pouch, the old ghost smoked and didn't twitch, he swung his fist and smashed it into the big hand.
"Smack", the fist smashed on the back of his hand, Chang Ping raised his arm with a smile, and the old ghost was hung up, and he didn't shake it off twice, so he reached out and bounced it to the old ghost's head.
The old ghost was so frightened that he immediately let go and turned around and ran.
"Want to run? Can you run? Chang Ping's body flashed in front of the old ghost, "bang", the old ghost hit his stomach and bounced back.
Chang Ping grabbed the old lady in his hand with a big hand, grabbed the old ghost with the other hand, and quickly closed his hands together.
"No!" The old ghost and the old lady screamed in horror, "pop", the two ghosts collided together, and the whole soul body trembled.
"One more time!" This time, the two of them collided horizontally, "snapped", and the two heads instantly turned into two round cakes, and even their facial features were gone.
"Fierce! The ancestor is mighty! ”
"Domineering, Master Zu is handsome!"
An An rolled her eyes when she heard this, you can't shoot like this, right? Can't you just say something trendy? Seeing this girl shouting to you, An An cleared her throat and shouted: "Lying on the grass, kill them, play with them, you are simply *** explosive, handsome, cool!" ”
Tianzhi Little Daoist and Daoist Zhen were instantly dumbfounded, and looked down at An An incredulously.
An An raised her chin arrogantly and glanced at the two: "Did you see it?" This kind of shouting is enough momentum, and he can't even say 'lying grass', how can he show that the ancestor is awesome? ”
Tianzhi Little Daoist and Zhen Daochang looked at each other and felt that it seemed to make some sense, so the two of them completely changed the words of sycophancy.
"Smack", the old ghost and the old lady were thrown to the ground.
"Lying grass!"
"Knock", Chang Ping's feet stomping
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On the bodies of the two ghosts.
"Lying grass!"
"Bang", the two ghosts were kicked away.
"Lying grass!"
An An frowned and pouted: "Oh, you guys shout with me, not only with momentum but also with a look!" ”
Tianzhi Little Daoist and Zhen Daochang closed their mouths and looked at An An, only to see her shouting "Lying grass" while putting on an exaggerated expression of surprise.
An An looked at the two: "Have you learned?" ”
The two nodded.
An An nodded with satisfaction: "Come, prepare, start!" ”
"Lying grass!" All three yelled at the same time, their eyes widening as they tried.
"Lying grass!" ...
The voice shouted louder and louder, and the expression was uniform.
Master Zu was very satisfied with the reaction of his disciples and grandchildren, so he became more and more violent.
"Bang", two big hands grabbed the feet of the two ghosts and smashed them to the ground, the two ghosts had no reaction, and if they fell like this, they would definitely die if they fell like this.
"Bang", the two ghosts were smashed to the ground again, and the color of their souls faded.
"Boom", the two ghosts have become transparent, as long as they come again, they will definitely be gone.
Chang Ping threw the two ghosts on the ground and turned to look at his apprentice: "How is it?" Good grandson? ”
"Master Zu is mighty! Master Zu is domineering! The two shouted emotionally, waving their arms and dancing with the swords in their hands.
"Hahaha! Good disciple Sun study hard! Chang Ping took a step forward, "poof", and the sword in the hand of the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi stabbed into his leg.
All the voices stopped abruptly, and everyone stared at Chang Ping's thighs with wide eyes, "Snort-", Chang Ping's body began to shrink, and he stared at the wound in a panic: "Lying grass!" Lying on the grass! ...”
The little Taoist priest of Tianzhi looked at Chang Ping stupidly: "Master Zu, I didn't mean to!" ”
Chang Ping glared angrily at the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi: "I am your uncle!" After scolding this, his body returned to his normal size and fell to the ground weakly.
The rough voice returned to normal, and Chang Ping said weakly: "Quickly arrest those two ghosts!" ”
Tianzhi Little Daoist and Daoist Zhen looked up at the ground, how could there be the shadows of the two ghosts, I don't know if they ran away or died completely.
An An helped Chang Ping, and glared at the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi with unkind eyes: "There is more than enough success and more failure!" ”
The little Taoist priest of Tianzhi smiled wryly: "I didn't mean to, how did I know that Master Zu would crash into the sword!" ”
Chang Ping smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Get me out first, and I'll talk about it later!" "Grandma's, I took great pains to invite my grandfather over, and I made my master break the gong with one sword, and now I am so weak, I can destroy myself by running out of a little ghost.
In order to atone for his sins, the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi immediately bent down and ran out with Chang Ping on his back, and the four of them returned to the river, Chang Ping lay in the tent, and An An accompanied him.
"How are you feeling?"
Chang Ping's face was pale, even his lips lost their blood, and he looked at An An with a smile: "I want to eat now, there are so many things!" ”
An An got up and walked out of the tent, and said angrily: "Why are you two still poking here?" He is now weak and urgently needs to replenish his energy, so hurry down to the river to catch fish! ”
"Alas, alas!" Tianzhi Little Daoist and Daoist Zhen nodded and agreed, and fled in the wilderness.
"You must come back before dark, or I will kill you!"
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An An shouted at the backs of the two, but the two didn't dare to respond, and jumped into the river without taking off their shoes.
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The sun was quietly hiding, the sky was plunged into darkness, and for some unknown reason, even the moon was absent tonight, with only a few stars blinking at their eyes.
The four of them sat around the fire, Chang Ping grabbed a grilled fish and gnawed wildly, eating with a mouth full of oil, Tianzhi Little Taoist and Zhen Daochang were holding a steamed bun, staring at the grilled fish in Chang Ping's hand and gnawing on the steamed bun, feeling that the steamed bun had no taste at all.
An An ate very elegantly, tore off a piece of fish meat with her little hand and put it in her mouth, without looking at the two of them.
"Hiccup~", Chang Ping burped, touched his stomach and took down a grilled fish, threw a bunch of fish bones on the ground in front of him, raised his eyelids and glanced at the two: "Don't you eat some?" ”
The two shook their heads again and again, and the little Taoist priest of Tianzhi cried with a sad face: "Uncle Xiao, we have broken the vows, how can we break the vows and eat meat again?" Saying that, she glanced at An An, this little witch actually asked the Taoist priest to kill fish, it was really excessive, perverted!
Chang Ping smiled slightly: "Since they have broken the killing ring, why should they care about the meat ring!" There is a Tao in your heart, there is a Tao everywhere, you have lived a life in vain! If you don't enter the red dust, you can see through the red dust! After saying that, he took a bite of the grilled fish.
The little Taoist priest of Tianzhi looked at the only remaining grilled fish and was a little moved, but after all, he couldn't pass the level in his heart, so he sighed gloomily and continued to nibble on the steamed buns.
"If you don't eat it, then I'll eat it!" An An said and took away the grilled fish, Zhen Daochang's raised hand quietly put it down, and he took a big bite of the steamed bun depressedly.
Chang Ping glanced at the two of them: "Originally, I didn't want to call you here, but I didn't expect you to come anyway." Since you're here, break this ** with me! ”
Tianzhi Little Daoist took a sip of hot water and looked at Chang Ping: "Uncle Xiao, how long have you been here?" ”
Chang Ping spit out the fish bone in his mouth: "Yesterday!" After I came, I met a lot of ghosts, and then I met the old ghost today, and I was so scared that we left the village, and after I came this morning, I ran into it again, and you know what happened next! ”
After eating the steamed buns, Daoist Zhen clapped his hands: "Uncle Xiaoshi, what are we going to do next?" ”
Chang Ping chewed on the fish and looked at the eerie and terrifying shadows in the distance: "Find out who is behind the scenes!" ”
Daoist Zhen and Little Daoist Tianzhi looked at him in surprise: "Is there someone controlling here?" ”
Chang Ping shook his head: "I don't know if it's a person, but after two contacts, I feel that the other party is not a person!" ”
The little Taoist priest of Tianzhi glared in astonishment: "It's already encountered?" ”
Chang Ping nodded: "Well, if you touch it, you will slap me away!" ”
"Shhh
Chang Ping glanced at the two of them: "You don't have to worry too much, we don't enter the village at night, only during the day!" ”
An An threw the fish bone into the fire, took out a piece of paper to wipe off the fish on his hand, and threw the paper into the fire, "Whew", the flame became larger, and the paper ball quickly burned to ashes.
Daoist Zhen raised his eyes and looked at Chang Ping: "Little Uncle Ancestor, are we going to live here tonight?" ”
Chang Ping nodded: "Hmm! ”
"Zhang Jie! Zhang Jie! Suddenly, a voice sounded, feeling very close and far away, and the four of them looked at the river at the same time......
(There is another chapter, it is estimated that it will be past twelve o'clock, I hurry up and try to finish the code as soon as possible!) )
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