CHAPTER XV

On TV, the video about Gordon has ended, and the policewoman Ramirez clasped her hands together and secretly prayed: "Gordon, don't have an accident!" Don't get into trouble! ”

But it backfired, and a second photo on television erased that hopeβ€”Gordon, dressed in clown makeup, had his head twisted off and hung limply over his shoulders, and the bloody phrase "Why so sorious?" was on the wall next to him. ”。

The TV screen switches back to the studio, and the sweaty male host is gone, replaced by a man wearing a fully enclosed helmet. There were no goggles on the front of the helmet, only reliefs of seven eyes, and a crack cut through it.

"My name is Deadpool, you can call me Deathbell." (actually Emperor Penguin) Deathstroke said in a calm tone without much change in tone (the so-called announcer): "I announce that for the next month, Gotham City will be taken over by my people, and I ask the citizens not to resist violently, because we will really shoot." ”

The citizens of Gotham, who had not yet recovered from Gordon's death, were once again in a state of flux, and their nerves were stimulated too much in a short period of time, so they only felt amused by Emperor Penguin's words

- What qualifications do you have to declare Gotham yours with just a few people and a few guns? None of the ninja masters a year ago dared to say that.

Emperor Penguin continued to say solemnly: "Here, on behalf of the Footbasin Cabinet Government and the Self-Defense Forces, I officially issue a notice to the United States that Gotham has been an inalienable territory of my Footbasin Empire since ancient times, and after World War II, the United States imperialists signed an unequal treaty with the Footbasin under the condition of coercion by force and protection from other victorious countries. The signing of the treaty was an unprecedented crisis for the Yamato nation, colonial education corrupted the values and social outlook of the people of the footbasin, and the treaty increased the export of capital to the footbasin by US imperialism. ”

Footbasin - that little brother after World War II, an existence with the same status as a pet dog, who can only wag his tail and beg for mercy in front of the United States? No kidding! During the Global Leaders Summit, when the neon prime minister shook hands with the president of the United States imperialism, he was on his knees, and he just wanted to give his knees, and immediately knelt on the ground and bowed three times and nine times to show respect.

"In order to demonstrate our determination to recapture Gotham, the Bigfoot Basin Empire will bomb the territory of the United States at twelve o'clock tomorrow noon." The emperor penguin lifted his hand and pulled off his sleeve, wanting to see the time. But alas, his wrists were slipperyβ€”he had no habit of wearing a watch, so the emperor penguin pulled down his sleeves and said, "Count the time yourself, get ready!" Gotham. ”

The TV station where the emperor penguin is located.

A group of bearded men with rifles controlled all the staff of the television station and let them do their work, without the "help" of these professionals, the "declaration of war" of the emperor penguin would not have been successfully published.

At the beginning, the male host squatted on the ground, holding his head in his hands and trembling, tears and cold sweat dripping to the ground, and his mouth kept chanting: "Pearls are on top, pearls are on top, who can come to save me!" ”

The host is a Christian believer, and when he was first pointed at gunpoint by the bearded men, he said God in his mouth, but because he offended the faith of the bearded people, he was poked several times by them with the muzzle of the gun, and under the threat of death, the host could only change his mouth and shout "pearls are on it".

"Relax, host, I haven't asked your name yet." The TV station broadcasts a news video that has already been edited, and the emperor penguin sits down and finishes what he wants to do, and starts a prank, and the first target is this host. Emperor Penguin also watches TV when he is bored, but has no interest in all news programs, and he has the impression that this man runs a news talk show-like show, which is very popular with the people of Gotham City because of his sharp words.

"You may call me Anderson, sir." The tone of the male host is extraordinarily humble, completely free from the aggressiveness of criticizing politicians who hold opposite views on the screen on the screen, and he is as docile as a dog.

The emperor penguin pushed away the bearded man who pointed a gun at the host named Anderson, pulled Anderson up, and said affectionately: "Don't be so outward, sir, sir, just call me the death knell." ”

Anderson wiped the sweat and tears from his face with his suit sleeve and said, "Okay, Mr. Deathbell." ”

The emperor penguin put his arm around Anderson's shoulder and chatted like an old friend who hadn't seen him for a long time: "Anderson, are you married?" ”

With a tremor in his voice, Anderson replied to the emperor penguin: "Married, my wife brings a daughter, who is fourteen years old this year, and I have a seven-year-old son with her. ”

Emperor Penguin just wanted to relax the middle-aged man through some conversations, but it backfired, he became even more nervous, as if he had been forced to confess, and he said his family composition in one fell swoop.

When Anderson mentions that he has a fourteen-year-old daughter, Emperor Penguin catches a glimpse of a bearded man with an inexplicable sense of excitement.

Emperor Penguin didn't have the heart to say anything, so Anderson continued to squat back in place and hugged his head and chanted "pearls are on it", locked the bearded man with his helmet and marked him out, and then Emperor Penguin commanded: "Let them continue to do TV news, and don't stop the TV show in the future." ”

Tang Yimo, who had been playing soy sauce and starting a live broadcast, kept talking to his audience, noticed the small movements of the emperor penguin, and leaned over and asked: "Emperor penguin, you don't seem to be satisfied with that bearded man, did he provoke you?" ”

The emperor penguin said: "Lori control is not shameful, and the *child* fetish must die." And my character, you know, these bearded men, do you think I'll keep them after this thing is done? Solve one or two in advance that are out of the way, and it is not my hands, it will be Batman who will solve them. ”

"Understand, understand. Those who are not of my race will have different hearts. You are the one who has accomplished the feat of expelling the Tartars and restoring China! ”

Although emperor penguins often give people a feeling that their IQ is not online, and their words and deeds are also full of anger, after a year of communication, Tang Yimo also knows something about emperor penguins. In the film world at the end of the Ming Dynasty at a certain time, if the deeds done by the emperor penguin in 1642~1664 AD were said, they would be labeled as destroying national unity and criticized by various historical experts.

- After all, he was in that world, but he destroyed a nation with a "money rat tail"! The ashes and corpses were piled up into mountains in that world, and in the words of Emperor Penguin, "I have also made a remarkable contribution to slowing down the world's population explosion." ”