Chapter 55: Call Mom and Dad
My aunt's frolicking is over for me, and I made up my mind that when the matter is over, I will definitely leave Qingming City, or hide in the City God Temple.
Oh, why don't I ask where this pile of gold comes from, people from everywhere must inquire, and if it doesn't work, they have to find out.
"Auntie and Cuicui, someone from here must ask where this pile of gold and silver came from? They are to be found out. ”
"Is there anything suspicious about the delta mine?"
"This is too conspicuous, can you put it in the sand god bag first?"
"My nephew and son-in-law reminded me right, hurry up and put it in a sand god bag."
"I didn't bring it, what should I do, auntie?"
Cuicui said, "How about I make one for you right away?" It's just that there are no raw materials. ”
Cuicui looked at herself, then at her aunt, and finally stared at my pants.
She said: "Qingming, it's right to use your pants to make a sand god bag, can you just be wronged for a while?" ”
This is absolutely impossible, I only wear a pair of pants, the underwear is dirty and washed and still cool in the bathroom, and I take off my pants and expose everything, which is okay.
I said, "Wait a minute, won't I go out and buy you a bag?" ”
Cuicui said: "I'm afraid it's not the reason, right? ”
I don't care about you, I turned around and went out, walked to the place where groceries were sold for a few minutes, bought a bag, looked at the people selling the goods, and gave me more banknotes, so that I could send them to the doorman of Qingming Mansion to Jiaosai Jinyan to use. I went back to the office building.
When I went back to the building, I put on my half-dried underwear first, called the clown and asked him to bring someone to do it himself, and I went back to Mingcheng with the police.
Halfway through, the clown called and said: "Gold is innocent, the first in the world, it can be sold for more than ten trillion coins in volume conversion, and the results of the contact are all received." They began to pull the goods, first transferring one billion to the company. However, your aunt asked you where you were, and if you didn't tell you, you wouldn't let you pull the goods. ”
"I'm at home in Qingming City."
I hung up.
When the car arrived near the shipyard, there was a small car standing in front of it, and two people got off the car, these two were Aunt Xiao and Cuicui.
I didn't see a car overtake me, so where did they get here? At this moment, I had an idea about this aunt, maybe she is still a robot, and the aunt and the missing police officer are missing. The state-of-the-art equipment used by the Police Force cannot identify real and fake aunts. If it were in the past, I would think that my aunt was a god, and from this, I thought that the white-haired Chinese medicine doctor, the fortune-telling old woman Fan Ling, and the middle-aged man who sold knives should be the alternative people of extraterrestrial civilization.......
I thought about it a lot, but when the car got close to my aunt and Xiuxiu, I stopped the car and got out of the car to her side.
"Qingming, is my aunt like a wolf? What are you hiding, Cuicui is just joking with you, who doesn't know what you look like, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to eat it for you, can you hide from the two of us? I got you ten trillion coins, and I didn't even say a word of thanks, let you police officers go back, and my aunt will lead you to a place for a good meal, and you have to promise to reward me with one trillion coins, and Delta Wolf Mountain doesn't have to pay you a fee, okay? ”
In the process of my aunt's speech, her face changed, and she was very similar to Cuicui, a fellow mother?
I was a little stunned, but it was Cuicui who came over, pulled me and said, "What are you looking at?" What about the aunt's question? ”
Cuicui said that after seeing her aunt, she was nervous for a while, but she recovered very quickly, and walked to the police and said that she had something to do with Qingming and asked them to drive back.
The officer looked at me and wanted me to speak.
I told them to go back.
I got into a car driven by two people, and the car drove forward in the direction of the artificial East Lake, I didn't pay attention, the car entered the underground passage, the passage is more than 20 meters wide, and the height is 6 meters.
The car flew up, and it took ten minutes to reach a place with an underground palace-like building.
The car stopped, Cuicui said: "Qingming, the road we are driving is the big underground passage that my aunt said, we are back to the delta from the location of the artificial East Lake, 500 kilometers and ten minutes, what is the speed, you will calculate it slowly in the future." This is the dungeon under Wolf Mountain, and our location is an underground entertainment center. Let's go, take a hot spring bath to make you comfortable. ”
"Cuicui, I don't think the trap you set up with your aunt is unnecessary, she is not my aunt! ”
"Auntie" spoke: "You're right, we are compatriots, not earthlings, but envoys of extraterrestrial civilizations, here, there is no need to tell the life of aliens now, but I can tell you two things, one is that your aunt and five police officers are already on an alien planet, and the other is that the broken gold is collected by aliens." Just tell these two points now, and you will understand little by little later. In the eyes of outsiders, I am your aunt, and Cuicui is your wife. ”
I don't say a word, let you two aliens dominate.
Of course, I still can't understand the appearance they can change and the accent they can simulate. But it's even stranger to their super-strong construction.
……
Just after 12 o'clock in the evening, my mother called.
She told me: "Xiuxiu has just given birth, it's a baby boy, you should come back to see Xiuxiu and her son quickly." Your mother-in-law asked you to call your aunt and come back to celebrate. ”
I promised to come back right away. And tell the news to the "aunt".
She didn't refuse, and after dressing up with Cuicui, she changed her aunt's appearance, and the three of us drove back to Mingcheng at the same time. ”
I could see that the exit was near the Ming Pagoda, and it was very quick to open and close the portal, so I wouldn't notice it even if I stood close.
The child was born in the hospital built at the beginning of Jianmei, I have seen my son and Xiuxiu, safe and sound, let everyone go back to rest, and I will take care of it alone.
But "Auntie" and Cuicui also have to stay and take care of them together.
I was wary of them in my heart, if they wanted to make trouble with Xiuxiu and their son, it would only be a matter of seconds.
Just when the paramedics arrived, they told the visitor that no one could stay here, and we were all persuaded to leave.
My dad had something to tell me, and my mother-in-law pulled up the "aunt" to talk, and Xiuxiu went to the building.
Still in the office of the building, my dad said: "Qingming, today the company called on the account to exchange 10 trillion yuan of broken gold, I heard that it was obtained from the Wolf Mountain Mine, Dad is not at ease, only a few days of operation, can produce such a big fortune, to be honest with Dad, you can't use the sand god bag to steal other people's things!" ”
I said, "Dad, you can rest assured that you can spend it, as long as it is for sand control, you will pay the full amount until the eight trillion yuan is spent, one trillion yuan will be transferred to my aunt, and one trillion yuan will be given to the police department." ”
"Dad still wants to ask what the relationship between Jianmei and you is, and that Ma Cuicui, I heard the sarcasm in Dad's ears, it doesn't matter if Dad is the person who came over, but Xiuxiu is afraid that she won't spare you."
"Dad, Jianmei and I are colleagues and bodyguards, and her skills now include invincible opponents everywhere, speaking of Ma Cuicui......
"Dad, I'm your other daughter-in-law!"
Ma Cuicui suddenly appeared, stood in front of my father, said and gave a salute, carried a bag in his hand, and handed it to my father to speak;
"Dad, this is a gift from my daughter-in-law to you and my mother, it is a first-class clothing and daily necessities, you can accept it, even if it is my filial piety to my parents."
"Qingming, no wonder people say that I, there are two daughters-in-law who are going to enter the door, it seems that this half is right, but Xiuxiu is not easy to say here, and how can your mother-in-law and your aunt get consent?"
Cuicui said: "Auntie agrees 100%, now Aunt Cheng Sai calls her, specifically saying that I will be your daughter-in-law, as long as my father and mother agree, this matter will be done, Xiuxiu has me to say." ”
"Ouch, Cuicui, I don't agree that there is any way, it's not too early to rest, it's not too late to talk about your affairs."
Cuicui said: "Dad's good words. ”
I didn't say a word and went to the office to rest.
Cuicui sat down and said, "Qingming, I and your aunt have parents and brothers, do you know who they are?" ”
I said: "Cuicui, you have ruined me, my dad is already angry, our kingdom is monogamous, this is good, how many of your sister and my so-called aunt have been shortlisted at once?" Why are you picking, can't you do it in a year? ”
"No, it's going to be a mistake, now tell you that the white-haired old Chinese medicine doctor is the father of me and my sister, Fan Ling is my mother, the knife seller is Gobar, my father is the head of a planet, and the two daughters are worthy of you, don't be ignorant and annoy him, and it will be troublesome for you to roll up the wind again."
"Ah, I see, what is your brother and the tank?"
"It's kept secret for the time being, but it's not managed by my dad. You coped as well as you could, and my sister and I didn't interact with their headquarters. ”
"Oh, what a day."
"Human beings are incompetent, and if they can't explain it clearly, they are gods and demons, hahaha, let's rest."
"Then control the desert first, return a beautiful world, and do what you say!"
"I'm not going to talk to you about this today."
I went to bed and fell asleep without thinking much about it, three women are so annoying!
In my sleep, I heard my mother call me: "Qingming, it's almost noon, I can get up." This kid didn't know what to do yesterday to be tired like this. ”
I didn't even take off my clothes when I rested last night, turned over and got up, rubbed my eyes and said, "Mom, I rested late last night, not tired." ”
"You tell your mom what's going on with Jianmei and Cuicui, your dad said everything he should have said last night, but I'm afraid that Xiuxiu won't agree. She gave birth to a son to the Wang family, and I am afraid that neither of them will be able to enter the door of the Wang family. Son, to tell you the truth, my mother likes them to be my daughter-in-law, especially Cuicui is more beautiful than a fairy, and my mother likes it in my heart! I'm just afraid I won't be able to do it. ”
"Mom, you have said it, I haven't agreed to agree to them, it's two friends!"
"Son, I'm afraid it's not that simple."
"Mom, what are you saying it's not that simple?"
Cuicui suddenly appeared in front of my mother again, picked up the words and asked, and called "Mom" so that my mother was stunned for a long time. When he reacted, he asked Cuicui: "Who did you call mom just now?" ”
"Mom, I'm calling you Mom, didn't my dad tell you about me and Qingming when he came home last night?"
"I said it, but I didn't say it for the sake of calling my parents."
"Mom, you ask Qingming, what did he do, I have already combined."
"Qingming and Cuicui's mother have something to do, so I won't ignore your business, as long as Xiuxiu doesn't object."
"Mom is mom, daughter-in-law loves to hear this."
My mom walked fast, and she walked out of my office door.
My mom had just left when the clown called.