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Tazmi, also known as slag rice!

The more controversial characters in the original play can't even get everyone's identity as the protagonist, let alone the halo of the protagonist.

Here's why:

First, this product does not have the strength of other people's protagonists.

Second, this product does not have the luck of other people's protagonists, three wives and four concubines.

Third, the protagonist of other people's family is great in life and glorious in death, but this thing lives the most miserable and dies the most miserable.

A young man from a small village, with a dream to enter the big city - what a standard start.

However, when they walked out of the village, there were 3 people, and before the first episode was finished, the two companions all received a boxed lunch.

Xi Tong still remembers that he was full of anticipation when he watched episode 1, thinking that there would be resurrection props later, waiting for Tazmi to resurrect his two companions and feel the healing power full of vitality.

As a result, when he saw episode 6, Xi Tong couldn't help but doubt life.

Tazmi finally joined the night raid team, surrounded by all kinds of girls, all kinds of benefits, all kinds of healing ......

However, the style of painting has changed, starting from episode 6, the girls have died one after another, and each one is more miserable than the other, and the name can be changed directly to behead the sister.

This Nima is also called healing?

It's clearly depressing, okay!

Lao Tzu actually looked at this kind of thing, it was so wise!

The most incredible thing is that Tazmi finally survived to the end, killed the final boss, became a big hero, and was about to reach the peak of his life.

As a result, it was stoned to death!

Stoned to death when the villain boss falls!

This kind of bizarre death to the extreme can be called a shame in the protagonist world!!

So, all of that has to change completely!

And the root of all this misfortune began when Tazmi left the village!

Thankfully, Tazmi had just left the village, and it was still too late.

The magic sword suddenly went down, hovering over the river across a thousand meters, and Xi Tong stepped on the sword with both feet, as if standing in a Ling Bo.

Tazmi, who was washing the blood stains in the river, rolled over, rolled ashore, grabbed his sword in the process of rolling, and when his body stopped, he happened to face Xi Tong in a defensive posture.

"Who are you?"

Xi Tong secretly said in his heart: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the life of the sister, scumbag, your adventure will end here!

Xi Tong squatted down and fished in the river, picked up a gold belt and a silver belt, and asked:

"Boy, did you drop this thing?"

Tazmi's heart was wary, but his eyes widened at the sight of the shining gold and silver.

Money, a lot of money!

If you sell these two things, you will definitely be able to buy a lot of food.

Tazmi's village was overwhelmed by exorbitant taxes and taxes, and the villagers were all impoverished, so the three of them had to go out and work hard.

So, Tazmi nodded frantically, "Yes, yes, I dropped it, I dropped it!" ”

Xi Tong secretly said in his heart: It's really a little money fan.

Throwing the two belts over, Xi Tong reached into the river again and fished for them, and when he stood up, he held two pieces of clothing in his hands.

"Young man, did you drop a gold carcass or a silk garment?"

"Mine, mine, all mine."

In this way, Xi Tong fished one by one, Tazmi nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and a mountain of goods was piled up around him in a blink of an eye.

Xi Tong took out another gold doll and a jade doll.

It was made after the doll given to Tazmi by the village chief, and it was this doll that blocked the mortal blow for Tazmi, otherwise he would have received a boxed lunch in the first episode of this product.

"Hmm...... It wasn't me who dropped. ”

Xi Tong wondered, how did the little money fan change sex, it seems that the puppet is really weird, and he must study it well later.

Stuffing the two dolls into Tazmi's arms together, Xi Tong said, "This is what you dropped." ”

Tazmi had to "reluctantly" put away the two dolls.

"Uncle, who are you and why are you wandering here?"

Xi Tong scolded secretly in his heart, just at you, uncle, I have to kill you.

"Ahem, I'm the river god here, and it's my job to manage the river."

Seeing the peculiar glow of gold coins in Tazmi's eyes, Xi Tong hurriedly added.

"I usually sleep most of the time, and I can only wake up once in a hundred years, so it's lucky that you can meet me today."

Don't think about throwing anything into the river, young man, if you throw it again, you'll really be in the water.

Hearing this, Tazmi couldn't help but sigh in disappointment.

"Tazmi ......"

Tazmi's eyes blinked, "River God, how do you know my name?" ”

Xi Tong almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of spit, "Ahem, I'm the river god, how can I not know your name!" I also know that you left the village to go to the imperial capital, and I also know that you and your two companions have been separated. ”

Tazmi was overjoyed, fell to his knees with a thud, folded his hands and pleaded:

"Uncle River God, can you tell me where the two of them are?"

Xi Tong nodded, "Of course they went back to the village." ”

"Huh? We agreed to go out together, how could we go back to the village. ”

Xi Tong secretly scolded: Ma Dan, dare to BB again, Lao Tzu threw a mind control in your face Believe it or not?

"Because they've already made money, of course they're going back to the village, aren't Tazmi going home after they've made money?"

Tazmi glanced at the mountains of belongings around him, and quickly shook his head and waved his hand.

"Back! I'll go back! ”

Xi Tong nodded with satisfaction.

"Tazmi, I'm often dormant, so I don't have time to look after the outside world, and I'm looking for a heroic boy to help me protect the peace of this land, would you like to help me?"

The blood of the middle two on Tazmi's body immediately boiled.

"Uncle River God, I do! My purpose is to be a partner in righteousness! Protecting the land where the village is located is my duty! ”

Xi Tong gave a thumbs up - yes, you will be the village official here in the future!

Implanting a Terrastone chip into Tazmi's body, Xi Tong began to instruct Tazmi's guardians of the precautions.

For example, you can't leave the range of the guard.

For example, the identity of the Guardian cannot be revealed to outsiders.

For example, you can receive a salary of 100 gold coins every month.

Tazmi was so happy that he couldn't find the north.

"Uncle River God, my strength alone is very limited, can I find a few companions to work with?"

Xi Tong scolded secretly, is this kid a monkey, he climbs really well along the pole.

So, Xi Tong raised two fingers, "You can hire two more deputies, and each of them will have 10 gold coins per month." ”

"Uncle River God, can the identity of a guardian be passed on to future generations?"

Xi Tong nodded, "Broad, of course!" But it must be the offspring of you and the women of this land, and it must be a child born and raised in this land! ”

Slag rice, you will die in the village for the rest of your life!

(Tazmi: Actually~Sayo is pretty ~)

(Tazmi: Actually~Iyeas is also quite good-eyed~)

。 Reading at zero o'clock