Chapter 1 Truth or Dare, who sins the most
As soon as the night was dark, five seventeen or eighteen-year-old young men were talking and laughing around the oven, but they inadvertently expelled the chill of midwinter.
Zhou Xiaoyi has a round face and a round mouth, a slender body, a gray jacket at will, and his eyes are even more casual, passing by Lou Xiaoguang and Li Qiqi, two classmates and friends who are much worse than him (in terms of attracting women), and then lewd on Niu Qiaoer's high crisp breasts for a while, and then focused very warmly on Tian Xinxin's fluffy mink coat, and said an intoxicating word: "What I love is that you have a lot of hair!" ”
Niu Qiao'er had already felt that she had been raped by Zhou Xiaoyi's eyes, and her pink face became more and more delicate, and she said very shyly: "Don't talk about people like that, people are very shy!" ”
The three boys almost threw up.
Tian Xinxin shook her hairy coat, a bit like a cat coquettish, but the words that squirted out of her mouth were very murderous: "Don't talk nonsense, Truth or Dare begins, whoever has the most (sinful) will go to the ditch next to the girls' dormitory to fish for ten condoms, make them into hats and put them on their heads, and go to the office where the peerless Tianjiao said that he wants to her the most!" Wicked people, the feast begins! ”
The three boys made a scared look, pouted, and waited solemnly.
"Who's the ugliest?" Tian Xinxin read out.
Everyone looked at Zhou Xiaoyi in unison, but Zhou Xiaoyi looked at Niu Qiao'er's chest.
Niu Qiao'er snorted and said: "Zhou Xiaoyi, do you have any aesthetic thoughts, how can people be linked to ugliness, you have peeked several times, cheap man!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyi smiled bitterly: "I didn't plan to watch it...... Why do you want to shake it? ”
Tian Xinxin glanced at Zhou Xiaoyi and announced: "All four votes have passed, Zhou Xiaoyi is the ugliest." ”
Zhou Xiaoyi almost jumped up and scolded: "You are blind, I, Zhou Xiaoyi, am obviously the most handsome, ...... from head to toe"
"Resistance is ineffective!" Tian Xinxin completely ignored: "Who is the most mentally retarded!" ”
Lou Xiaoguang and Li Qiqi looked at Zhou Xiaoyi, while Zhou Xiaoyi and Tian Xinxin looked at Niu Qiao'er.
Zhou Xiaoyi glanced at the two male compatriots fiercely, and said angrily: "Two to two, I'm very disappointed, it's thriving towards me at the critical moment." Thanks, shame on those buddies who are bent on hurting me. ”
Niu Qiao'er has an opinion: "Zhou Xiaoyi, you bastard, what else do you do besides looking at other people's breasts." …… You don't look at other people's eyes, you're throwing electricity! ”
Hahaha, Lou Xiaoguang, Li Qinian, and Tian Xinxin almost hiccuped with laughter.
"Three to two, Zhou Xiaoyi is the most mentally retarded." Tian Xinxin announced.
Zhou Xiaoyi shook his head: "Framed...... Is this true? ”
The other four said in unison: "It's not false at all!" ”
"Who's the poorest?"
As soon as he shouted, Li had stopped working for seven years, and not even the blind could see that he was dressed the most shabby, and there was no comparison.
"Who's the richest!" Niu Qiaoer corrected.
Needless to say, everyone stared at Tian Xinxin, but Li Qiqi stared at Zhou Xiaoyi.
"Seven years old brother, do you have an eye disease, it's time to see a doctor." Zhou Xiaoyi was angry.
Li Qinian shook his head: "We are playing the truth, so I have to tell the truth...... Your dad, who has been sick in bed and spent a lot of money, thought that there was only a room shelf left. Wrong, he was a well-known tomb robber captain twenty years ago, who stole from the Western Han Dynasty and the ...... of the Song Dynasty."
Zhou Xiaoyi was furious: "Don't talk about these useless, he has been in prison for more than ten years, and all antiques have been confiscated, I know what you want to say about what he hid...... Do you want to tell my dad to go in and squat again? ”
Niu Qiao'er stood up with a shaking chest and pointed at Zhou Xiaoyi: "You always bully honest people, don't you say the truth or dare, listen to it with peace of mind, do you want to die?" ”
Zhou Xiaoyi was almost snatched away by the trembling giant in front of him, and muttered: "Just say it, what are you shaking!" ”
Niu Qiao'er's chest straightened and snorted: "Growing on other people's bodies, I want to shake, you bite me." ”
Zhou Xiaoyi hurriedly buried his head, he was afraid that he would not be able to hold it and would have a nosebleed.
"Don't fight, I plead guilty (most)." Tian Xinxin played a round game.
"I'm telling the truth, don't look at your father as a big official, there are many cars and houses, and he can't withstand the blood jade centipede, that is used by King Zhao to ward off evil during the Warring States Period, conservatively estimated, there is no problem." Li has been a real master for seven years, and he can't hide his words.
"Li Qiqi, tomorrow I will take you to my house, you dig three feet into the ground and take a look, and find a bloody one, I will have your surname ......" Zhou Xiaoyi was about to get angry again.
Think about those police officers who are vegetarians, and you still have tens of millions of goods hidden in your acres of land?
It's not that he hasn't heard of the blood jade centipede, Li Qinian's uncle and his father are even nests, robbing tombs together, and they saw his father take them away, but they couldn't find it when they were killed.
His father said that Li's uncle in the seventh year was nonsense......
Anyway, there is no evidence for death, and the case is unsolved.
Tian Xinxin saw that the flames were about to rise again, and hurriedly read out the next item: "Let's have an exciting ...... Who is the most shameless! ”
Zhou Xiaoyi looked at Niu Qiao'er again...... of the face.
Needless to say, the four of them all stared at Zhou Xiaoyi.
Niu Qiao'er sneered: "There is no suspense about this shameless reputation, you just scare others, what do you mean?" ”
Zhou Xiaoyi said seriously: "I swear, what I have done is not as shameless as you, in case, I will only say one, she Niu Qiaoer ran into the men's toilet to see...... Someone's cock! ”
Niu Qiao'er didn't get angry, but laughed so hard that her chest trembled: "You shameless guy, it's shameless enough to take out what happened when someone was seven years old, Gege." ”
Lou Xiaoguang and the others all laughed.
"Three sins (most), don't you need the next sin (most)?" Tian Xinxin said.
Zhou Xiaoyi didn't do it, and said: "I am such an excellent student who was hacked into a sinner by you, it is really shameless than you, I want to see the next crime (the most), how you hack me." ”
Tian Xinxin said happily: "Who is the most cowardly? ”
Zhou Xiaoyi separated everyone's gaze with his palm and said, "Don't look at me, wait for the Lou craftsman to come back later, let him tell the story, if anyone is scared to cry or scared to urine, you can judge who is the most cowardly." ”
Niu Qiao'er applauded and said yes repeatedly.