Chapter 227: Bastard Thing
Chang Ping and Li Chaonan were standing in the courtyard, and when they heard footsteps, Chang Ping raised his head and looked at the sky and sighed: "The haze is Daha, just like the clouds, you can't see anything!" ”
Li Chaonan rolled his eyes. Where is the smog? How can I see a sky full of stars? Aren't we looking at a sky?
Xuanyuan Invincible looked up at the sky and then at Chang Ping, and did not speak with his hands behind his back.
Chang Ping still looked at the sky: "Huh? Where did the moon go? Hidden cats? ”
Li Chaonan squatted down and touched his stupid head, not wanting to deal with Chang Ping at all. What the heck? After saying that, the haze is so big that I can't see anything, and now I'm looking for the moon again, crazy or stupid?
"Ahem!" Xuanyuan Invincible coughed. I really can't bear it anymore, and I don't know what this kid will say after a while.
Chang Ping turned to look at Xuanyuan Invincible, and said in surprise: "Oh, it's Xuanyuan senior, scare me, are you done?" "You must have been very upset with me before, right? You want to fire me, right? You asked me to join your department, you don't want me, I don't want to do it yet! Knowing that you're out, I'll ignore you, okay?
Xuanyuan Invincible looked at Chang Ping expressionlessly. This kid not only pretends to be like his grandson, but also pretends to be very similar to others, why didn't I find out that he had such a side in the first place? No, it wasn't like this before I went to the base, but my personality has changed since I finished training, and it seems that I was influenced by those old boys. Boy, I'll let you bounce for a few days, and I'll let you know why the flowers are so red.
Xuanyuan Invincible pointed to the house next to him and said, "You can live in the room with the lights on, you clean up by yourself!" After finishing speaking, he walked outside around Chang Ping without looking at Chang Ping. Boy, aren't you a cow? If you ignore me behind my back, I will ignore you to your face!
Chang Ping turned around and watched Xuanyuan Invincible enter another side room, snorting angrily and walking to the side room opposite. Old guy, what do you want to do if you don't solve it? Still ignoring me? Wait until I find the bomb and throw it in your house. Imagine Xuanyuan Invincible's fried clothes one by one, his hair standing up messily, his face pitch black, his two eyeballs white, and smoke coming out of his open mouth. Thinking of this miserable scene, he sneered.
Li Chaonan looked at Chang Ping with straight eyes. What's going on? How can you become stupid when you see the old chief once? Scared? No, it's more natural than me when we talk, what the hell is going on?
Chang Ping stopped imagining and stretched: "Wife, let's sleep, I've been on the road lately, and I haven't slept well, so I can sleep well today!" ”
Li Chaonan nodded: "Oh, sleep!" You go to sleep first, I'll take a shower! He got up and walked to the bathroom.
Chang Ping rolled his eyes and followed: "Wife, I'll help you rub your back!" ”
Li Chaonan stood at the door of the bathroom and glared at Chang Ping: "What are you rubbing?" Go to sleep with you! "Bang", after saying that, he closed the bathroom door and plugged in the latch.
Chang Ping looked at the closed door, sighed, turned over, and lay down on the bed. I've been really tired lately, so I'll squint for a while and wait for my wife to come out, and then I'll go to wash.
After Li Chaonan came out, he heard a slight snoring, and Chang Ping was already asleep when he reclined on the bed. I drove for two days in a row, and most of them were Changping driving. After arriving, he dealt with the old chief, which seemed to be easy but actually hidden a mystery, once the words were wrong, it was two people who offended, but fortunately, he guessed correctly.
Stretched out his hand and stroked Chang Ping's hair, he had no haircut for many days and had no style. Put shoes
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took it off and put it under the bed, pulled the quilt over his body, and then got on the bed from the foot of the bed, and looked at the man in front of him with his head in his hands. Many people say that they envy the love that can be lived for a lifetime by holding hands, but they live in an era when they have no results in bed, they must be very envious of their love, right? The man in front of him could have found an easy and decent job, but he went down another path for himself, dangerous, not well-paid, and sometimes even very likely to die for himself. But he didn't complain, he stayed by his side without regrets, he must be married to love if he can marry such a man, right? If it's not love, then there's no love! With his head resting on Chang Ping's chest and closing his eyes happily, Chang Ping subconsciously reached out and hugged Li Chaonan in his arms.
"Bang bang bang", the sound of slamming the door made the sleeping man open his eyes and look impatiently at the door. "Who?"
Xuanyuan Invincible stood at the door: "Get up, the old man is all up, what are you sleeping on?" ”
Chang Ping frowned angrily: "Which grandson did you see go back to his grandfather's house and get up early?" Which grandson is not lazy in bedding? I didn't wake up, but I woke up when I woke up! After saying that, he covered his head with a quilt.
Xuanyuan Invincible was so angry that he reached out and knocked on the door again. "Bang bang bang". I won't let you sleep with the kid, I'll spend it with you today, I don't believe I can't consume you!
Chang Ping lifted the quilt angrily and looked at the door. Is the old man looking for a beating?
Li Chaonan got up and looked at the door: "Husband, get up, just accompany the old chief for a stroll!" ”
Chang Ping cried with a sad face: "Wife, I'm really sleepy, I sleep so comfortably!" ”
"Bang bang bang", there was a knock on the door again.
Chang Ping sat up and yelled at the door: "Knock on it, isn't this wearing clothes?" Why don't you come in and wear it? ”
Xuanyuan was so angry that he gritted his teeth, and he wanted to kick the door in and pull out the little bastard inside to repay him. What do bastards say? Shall I go in and get dressed? If it weren't for your daughter-in-law, I would have rushed in early. Wait for you to come out, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you with a flower, it's not so red! I wanted to respond to that kid in the morning, but I didn't expect to make a commotion, I was really angry.
Chang Ping and Li Chaonan listened to the door and there was no movement, Li Chaonan was about to get up, but Chang Ping was pulled hard and lay on the bed again, and covered with a quilt.
Xuanyuan returned to the main room in a hurry, and saw the old chief drinking tea and quickly restrained his emotions before entering the living room.
The old man raised his head and looked at Xuanyuan Invincible with a smile: "Scolded, right?" Some emotions can't be hidden! ”
Xuanyuan Invincible nodded and sat on the chair next to him, since the old chief saw through it, there was no need to hide, just to give the kid some eye medicine, so he pointed to the door and complained: "Old chief, what do you say that kid is?" Yes? I told him to get up and come over with you, guess what he said? He said that which grandson you see sleeping at Grandpa's house has an early riser, and which grandson is not lazy! What kind of bastard are you talking about? ”
The old man looked up and laughed, and after laughing enough, he looked at Xuanyuan Invincible and asked, "And then?" ”
The more Xuanyuan Invincible spoke, the more angry he became, and continued: "Then I knocked on the door again, and that bastard said to get dressed, and asked me if I should go in and dress him?" Yes? What kind of bastard thing is this? How old is he and let me dress him? Besides, is his daughter-in-law still there? How could he say such a bastard?
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I'm so! ”
The old man laughed heartily again. It's been a long time since I've seen someone angry with the little guy in front of him like this, even if he is angry every time, he can deal with it calmly, and it's the first time that he has complained in front of him for so many years. "And then?"
Xuanyuan replied angrily: "Then I'll be back!" I'm going to have to open his ass when that little bastard gets up! ”
The old man smiled and said, "Okay, I'll wait!" ”
Regulus looked at the door from time to time. How long does it last to wear a dress? Why can't you finish drinking this cup of tea? Why didn't you find out that this kid could rub it earlier?
The old man got up and looked at the door and said to Xuanyuan Invincible: "Come, come and play a game of chess with me!" ”
Xuanyuan Invincible glanced at the door, breathed a long sigh of relief, and walked to the table with the chessboard. Two people began to set the game, the early stage of chess is the basic number of roads, you set up a cannon and I get on the horse, and the real game will officially begin after ten moves.
The old man jumped the horse general, raised his eyes and looked at Xuanyuan Invincible: "Little guy, you are a little absent-minded!" ”
Xuanyuan Invincible moved and replied: "It's your old chess skills that have grown again, why am I absent-minded!" After saying that, he glanced at the door again. Half an hour has passed, and the kid is asleep again, is he?
The old man got out of the 'car' and became a general again, seeing that Xuanyuan was invincible and didn't pay attention to shouting: "General!" ”
Xuanyuan Invincible stared at the chessboard twice, put down the chess in his hand and sighed: "The old chief's move was unexpected, I lost!" ”
The old man gave the captured chess pieces to Xuanyuan Invincible: "One more game, if you are absent-minded in this game, I will be really angry!" ”
Xuanyuan Invincible put his chess pieces and said with a smile: "Which is my absent-mindedness, it is the old chief's chess skills that have improved!" ”
The old man raised his eyes and glanced at Xuanyuan Invincible: "Get out, give me less ** medicine, hurry up and play chess!" ”
Xuanyuan Invincible smiled and nodded: "Okay, good, play chess well!" ”
At the beginning of the second game, this time Xuanyuan was invincible and took more than an hour to lose. Put down the chess and look at the watch It's almost nine o'clock, and the little cub hasn't gotten up yet, it's really unusual, very unusual!
More than ten minutes into the third game, Chang Ping and Li Chaonan stepped on Shi Shiran and arrived at the door.
"Grandpa, grandson is here for you!"
Xuanyuan Invincible lowered his head and looked at the chessboard and muttered, "It's almost noon, still say hello?" ”
The old man looked at Chang Ping, who had entered the door, and smiled: "Have you slept well?" ”
Chang Ping's old face flushed and smiled: "I accidentally overslept!" He walked over to the table. Grandpa should be better, right? Then he looked at Xuanyuan Invincible and said, "Senior, don't you know how to go?" Do you want me to help you? ”
Xuanyuan Invincible raised his head and glared at Chang Ping: "What's the matter with you?" Get out of here! ”
Chang Ping asked suspiciously, "Work?" What to live? ”
Xuanyuan Invincible pointed to the coffee table and said, "It's in the document bag, go and see for yourself." Get out of here, don't bother me! ”
Chang Ping walked to the coffee table and picked up the file bag, took out the documents inside and looked at it......
(The update is getting late, and I'm tired and irritable every day, so I try not to get angry, but I'm really angry and uncomfortable, and it's too complicated between people!) It's good to be stupid, at least live happily, it's really not good to understand too well! )
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