Chapter 547: Poisonous Chicken Soup
Gu Xiuyuan was stunned for a moment, what old Gu, is he very familiar with him? He's so easy to call!
Gu Xiuyuan reluctantly handed the sword to Tang Jingyu, and after Tang Jingyu took the sword, he looked at the drawings, and then said, "This looks like an ordinary sword, right?" ”
"Uh-huh."
"Actually, there is a mystery! It is already clear from my drawings that the monks sometimes go out on a mission, and they can't go without a shower for ten days and half a month. But if you are bathing alone by the lake, you have to remove your equipment completely. At this time, if you happen to encounter an enemy and see him unarmed, why don't you take advantage of the danger of others!? But if you take a bath with my sword, you can confuse the other party. Second, there are fluffy thorns sticking to the sword, and the sword body is long, so you can rub your back when you are alone! The most important point is! ”
Tang Yu's eyes flashed, and he smiled proudly, "There is a secret hidden in this sword, if two people wash it together, the two swords will break when they slash each other, inside!" - Horn soap will fall out!! This makes it easier to take a shower!! ”
Everyone was stunned after hearing this, and Mu Zisu wanted to applaud him.
Rub the bath sword, confuse the enemy, and there is horn soap in it?! Wonderful! It's fantastic!
Tang Jingyu was immersed in his own high wisdom.
The disciple of the Flying Dragon Hall covered his face, revealing an expression of pain in his heart and wanting to strangle him.
"Ahem, in fact, I still have a lot of knowledge, I'm studying puppeteers who can scrub baths, puppeteers who can clean, and puppeteers who melt silver and wake you up without getting up. If your pie needs it, I can sell it at half price~"
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The disciple of the Flying Dragon Hall shouted, "Get out! No, you don't! Don't let me see you again in the future, I'll beat you up once when I see you! Hold your puppet and die! ”
With that, he strode away in a huff.
Tang Jingyu, who was originally babbling, suddenly quieted down, and Mu Zisu looked at his lonely and slender back, feeling a little sympathetic to him in his heart. The things that I have worked so hard to make are insulted like this, and everyone will be sad. Lao Gu should know this best. Actually, that thing is quite interesting, but it's ...... Not very practical. If the two split each other to create soaphorns or something, can't you only use them once? Also, the thorns on the sword's body are really not afraid of rubbing the bald skin!
As soon as she wanted to go up to comfort him, Tang Jingyu sighed leisurely and said: "One thousand taels is not good, I will do one hundred taels too......" Then, he turned his head and showed his cute little tiger teeth and said: "Master Mu, if you need it, this young master will barely make it for you fifty taels!" ”
Mu Zisu's face was full of black lines, "No need." ”
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He really doesn't have any self-knowledge about himself!
I thought he was a fool and couldn't understand the abuse of others. But Mu Zisu secretly followed him to the Wangxian Platform on the top of Zhaoyao Mountain, and when he saw him sitting alone on the stone platform with a sad face, he felt that although Tang Jingyu was arrogant and always wanted others to pay attention to him, in fact, it was just to hide his inferiority, sensitive and fragile heart.
He sighed three times in a row and said, "This is a jealousy ......."
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Well, this person is not very worthy of sympathy.
At this moment, a plain white figure walked up the stone steps slowly. Mu Zisu, who was lying on the tree, looked at it, isn't this the master, is he going to be a life coach again, pouring poisonous chicken soup on an ignorant teenager and then leading others astray to the point of no return!