Chapter Seventy-Five: Small Talk
Using the various forms of the Dihong's armor, the Emperor Penguin cosplayed the different Batmen of the dark multiverse very viciously, which made Professor Yang stunned for a moment, and then directly started the dissection, without giving Professor Yang a chance to make psychological preparations-this kind of psychological preparation, it is better not to do it.
Because of the ability to live forever under the influence of the Dionysian factor, the emperor penguin always has a lot of time to practice the national art when traveling through the world, and after decades or even hundreds of years of contact, the emperor penguin has practiced boxing to the realm of transformation and almost completely mastered his body. (Knowing, cooking, refining, absolute, transforming, superb. )
After having an almost 100% understanding of his own body structure, Emperor Penguin also entered a medical university to study anatomy on a whim, and completed enough credits in a short period of time, and obtained a bachelor's degree certificate with excellent results. Because of his high talent in anatomy, he got a master's degree and a doctorate in less than a year, and was rehired by that university as a professor, and became a contemporaneous relationship with his teacher.
When the interest came, he was unwilling to stop there, and specially traveled to the world of "Immortal Forensics", entered the forensic department of the NYPD through formal procedures, and followed the two-hundred-year-old male protagonist Henry Morgan to further study - and then the emperor penguin, who was hot for three minutes, gave up and did not continue his studies in forensic identification, ("Immortal Forensics" only has one season) but turned to special effects makeup......
That said, the art of human anatomy of emperor penguins is not far behind, and it is second to none in any world. Emperor penguins usually dissect quickly but accurately, but today he deliberately slowed down, and what could have been done neatly in half an hour delayed him for four hours, and he was stunned from morning to noon.
Then, within four hours, in Professor Yang's desperate roar, his skin was completely peeled off by the emperor penguin. Forty-seven muscles, twenty-nine skulls, fifty-one trunk bones, one hundred and twenty-six limb bones, and a nearly complete arteriovenous circulatory network; All the organs of the digestive system, respiratory system, urinary system, and reproductive system were taken from Professor Yang's body by the emperor penguin and soaked in the embalming potion - because the body of the strong person with the magnetic field rotation was permanently "magnetized", and the physiological structure was different from that of ordinary people, and he still retained his conscious consciousness before the emperor penguin opened Professor Yang's skull and completely removed his brain.
A generation of thunder Dharma King Yongxin Gong came to an end, but the human tragedy did not end there, and there were many people similar to a certain academy, in the name of "loving children and saving children", to carry out fascist concentration camps and make a lot of money.
After everything was processed, the emperor penguin first quickly shook his arm to shake off the blood stains and tissue fluid on his body, and then took out the corpse powder that he had cleverly snatched from Lord Wei from his personal space, uncorked the bottle, picked out some with his sharp fingertips in armor, and flicked the yellow powder into the pool of blood on the ground. When encountering the medicinal powder, the blood turned into extremely corrosive yellow water, and in a moment, the blood stains were completely wiped out, leaving only a puddle of yellow water.
Tang Yimo covered his mouth and nose and walked in, the stench emitted by the corpse powder corroding the blood made him almost nauseous, and he coughed a few times and pulled the wound, making him grin in pain.
The emperor penguin walked out of the armor, retracted it into his carry-on space, patted Tang Yimo's shoulder and said, "Brother Mo, I've worked hard for you this time." ”
"Hard?" Tang Yimo said angrily: "I'm a disaster without reason!" I've been quietly doing my anchor, who knew that I met you when I ran into this world, others are fellows with tears in their eyes, but how did I get here, but fellows see fellows, and you didn't discuss. If I hadn't met you, I would have ignored the big movements of those reincarnators, at most I could stand by and watch the excitement, and let my audience have a gift or something - after all, we all rely on this to eat as anchors.
However, in order to help you, I even took out the sword that had been sealed for many years, although I was very happy to be able to compete with the master, but it was the most annoying thing about the battle of life and death, you look at the injury of my body, I have been lucky for more than ten weeks, and I haven't ...... it yet."
Seeing Tang Yimo enter the mode of broken thoughts, the emperor penguin felt helpless, originally Brother Mo was full of style and master demeanor when he first met him, and then in order to cheat and reward, after agreeing on the script with himself, he began to pretend to be stupid during the live broadcast, and then his painting style was distorted, and said: "Brother Mo, don't be angry, when the matter is over, I will personally cook a few good dishes for you - what do you think of the invincible seaview Buddha jumping over the wall." ”
"I'm not angry, really, I don't lie to you, but I just can't figure out why an anchor stream like me would get mixed up with someone like you who has an infinite stream of pseudo systems." Tang Yimo covered the ribs that had just been spliced and healed, and said: "As the saying goes, one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female - ah, no, it is two tigers fighting, and there must be an injury...... It's not right, forget it, anyway, those of us who are the protagonists must not run into each other, otherwise there will definitely be deaths and injuries, either cannibalism or various accidents. ”
"Either there is some strong enemy, and one person can't solve it, so I have to pull a few people together to deal with it, like Ultraman, that's how they did it. Because the monster Hypajeton is too strong for a single Ultraman to deal with, and there is no plug-in such as Ultraman Tiga's flash form, Ultraman Gauss, Ultraman Dinah, and Ultraman Sero appear in one world, and after being defeated by the monster and losing their power, the three Ultramans merge into one and transform into Ultraman Saiga, one of the mysterious four Ultramans. The emperor penguin said, "Since the Buddha jumps over the wall and you don't eat it, how about the four treasures." It's a local traditional dish from my hometown, and it's a must! ”
"It's still fit, two big men, you're not disgusting, I'm disgusting. If I really run into a tricky enemy, and we fit together like Ultraman, then I won't have the face to meet my audience, I'm not like you, I'm still a single dog for 10,000 years, I have a girlfriend. Tang Yimo's leg was also seriously injured and just recovered, and he was a little unstable after standing for a long time, so he held on to the pole of the tent.
His invincible method of forcibly changing the topic actually failed in Tang Yimo's place, and the emperor penguin felt a little helpless, but he still continued to try to change the topic and said, "Okay! Brother Mo, you are recovering from a serious injury, so avoid being greasy. I'm really good here, and I have 800 good hazelnut chickens caught from Xing'an Mountains, and I'll make you a delicious and nutritious flying dragon soup to nourish you. After the hazelnut chicken is dehaired and the internal organs are removed, the whole chicken can be cooked in a boiling broth without any seasoning, and the taste is an original taste, and the aroma alone can make people salivate, whether you are hungry or not.
But that's what ordinary chefs do, and I make this dish by separating the offal that others are sure to waste, and then I don't even use the broth to make fresh food, I debone the shredded hazelnut chicken, boil the skeleton first, then put the shredded chicken, and finally put the offal in advance - wow! I haven't eaten it in a long time, and now I drool when I think about it, and the smell is like a dream. ”
"Eat what you eat! When are you still thinking about eating, you just dissected a person to be good! Split a living person into parts, and soaked them in formalin one by one - although that person is Professor Yang, and your behavior is to eliminate harm for the people, I can't help but praise you, but you talk about food for me in this kind of place, don't you feel disgusting! Tang Yimo's face was full of anger, and he pointed to the piles of sealed glass jars piled up on the side: "Not to mention the scene when you dissected, whether it is a live broadcast or a text description, it will definitely be harmonized." Even if I dare to start a live broadcast now, my live broadcast room will definitely be blocked. Take a look, you look back! ”
The emperor penguin looked back in confusion, only to see various human organs in the middle of the formalin fluid, but did not find anything abnormal, so he asked, "Brother Mo, what are you asking me to see?" ”
Tang Yimo covered his chest with one hand, his heart had been severely injured in the previous battle, although it had healed, it was still very fragile, and it still hurt a little when he was emotional: "Look, Professor Yang's eyes are staring at you, you can't look at you!" A pair of spheres with a complete optic nerve were floating in formalin fluid, and it happened that the direction of the pupils was facing this side at this time, so Tang Yimo had something to say.
The emperor penguin shrugged his shoulders and said that he didn't care: "The eyeballs have been gouged out, and there will be ghosts if the eyelids can be closed!" - How about Luohan tofu? ”
"Old Emperor, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person." Tang Yimo's outstretched hand trembled, pointed at the emperor penguin, and said with saliva: "Even if I, Tang Yimo, starve to death and die outside, I will not eat what your hands have made if I jump down from here!" ”
The emperor penguin dodged a few times, avoiding Tang Yimo's saliva, and then covered his face with his hand to clear his throat, and said solemnly: "Brother Mo, let's not make trouble, the one who eavesdropped has already left, and now except for the one who can't be put back by being disassembled into parts, there are only two of us left, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, you don't need to use me, a despicable person, to set off your magnificent image in front of Batman." ”
Tang Yimo's exaggerated expression faded, and then he took a step forward with a sympathetic face, stretched out his hands and hesitated: "Old Emperor, have you washed your hands after dissection?" ”
The emperor penguin didn't know why, but he honestly said, "I didn't wash it?" But didn't you see that I was wearing combat armor the whole time, and I didn't take it off until you came in. ”
Tang Yimo nodded, grabbed the right hand of the emperor penguin and shook it fiercely a few times, trying his best to squeeze out a few false tears from his eyes, and said: "Old Emperor, you are really not easy, not only do you have the task of changing your hexagram at any time, but the enemies you encounter are also tricky, I originally thought that my strength was strong enough, but if I casually met someone with a sword, I could have a draw with me, and the result of the life-and-death fight was also fifty-five." ”
Emperor Penguin nodded: "Someone can finally understand me." Oops, I said fate, ......"
Tang Yimo said sadly: "That's right, the key is that you don't have a girlfriend yet, you are a single dog." ”