Chapter 206: Short video
At dusk, everyone went home.
Although the accommodation environment of the base is very good, everyone still prefers to sleep in their own home, as the so-called golden nest and silver nest are not as good as their own kennels.
Chen Zihang remembered his promise to Ergouzi, but unfortunately the celebration banquet in the evening was too high, and all the food was eaten cleanly, so he had to go out to pack one before going home.
It was still the old stall fat man barbecue, Chen Zihang parked McLaren on the side of the road, threw a cigarette to the boss fat man after getting out of the car, and said, "Come on two lamb bones, pack them and take them away." ”
Just as he was about to scan the code to pay, the fat man stopped him and said, "I can't do it!" Big star, no matter what you consume in my store in the future, I will give you a free order for the fat man! ”
"Don't! I'm embarrassed to be like this, fat man, how inappropriate it is to be a white prostitute, if you keep letting me prostitute for nothing, I won't come to your store in the future. Chen Zihang knows that there is no free lunch in the world, he has eaten at this supper barbecue stall for so many years, and the boss used to be exempt from orders, but now he must have a plan to suddenly exempt orders.
You know, free things, on the contrary, are the most expensive.
"It's not a prostitution, I just want you to be an ambassador for me, you see." The fat man pointed to a two-meter-long poster on the side, which not only printed Chen Zihang's photos during the competition, but also accompanied by text - famous professional players, anchors, and singers designated barbecue stalls: often eat barbecue, improve skills, canyon ranking, and want to be higher than the sky!
Chen Zihang couldn't bear to look at him directly, "I'm a god!" Fatty, which one of you are here? ”
"It's just to borrow your image, don't you know, since I used you for publicity, the business is simply full!" The fat man smiled from ear to ear, and Chen Zihang said, "Fatty, you have no problem using my image, but after eating your barbecue, you can 'want to be higher than the sky', are you selling barbecue or elixir, fat barbecue is terrifying?" ”
The fat man scratched the back of his head, "I can't think of a better word, why don't you give me a few words?" ”
Chen Zihang shook his head, "You don't need other words, the business in your store is good, you don't need to engage in these bells and whistles." ”
"Okay then, I'll make a new advertising cloth tomorrow."
It didn't take long for the two sheep bones to be ready, Chen Zihang still insisted on scanning the code to pay, and then left with the sheep bones.
Sitting in the car, he couldn't help but feel that his influence is so great that even a barbecue seller can benefit from him.
But the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, once the bad impact on the society, it will be devastating.
"There's a long way to go!"
Chen Zihang sighed with emotion, sped up his speed, and drove to the house after more than ten minutes.
As soon as the door opened, the second dog got out of the cage by himself, drooling and wagging his tail.
"Your dog's nose is so smart!" Chen Zihang poured the sheep bones into the dog basin and said, "Give me a clean meal, do you hear it, if you get the floor dirty, Lao Tzu will kick your dog bowl!" ”
The second dog nodded again and again, and couldn't wait to pick up a bone and gnaw it, and his happy ears were pricked up.
Chen Zihang returned to his room, took a shower and lay on the bed, his mind was full of the faces of Meng Ying and Liu Tian, if only they could be by his side at this time.
Especially Mengying, I didn't think it at the time, but now that I think about it, she looks really charming in a swimsuit.
That's it!
I'll just distract myself and get through this difficult night.
Chen Zihang opened a few short video apps, a certain sound and a certain hand, and began to wander around.
"Well, this chest is good, it looks like it should be genuine, although it is still a grade worse than Yingying."
"I'll go! This little waist is twisted, it's really life-threatening! ”
When Chen Zihang was looking at it, he was suddenly stunned, why am I here?
It's not a distraction, why do you keep watching these videos?
Damn! A short video of all evils, don't watch it!
Under the banner of dancing and showing off talents, but all of them are people who scratch their heads and make poses, the old man would rather be in the rain than complain about sharing an umbrella with you people!
Chen Zihang threw all the pots on the software and took a deep breath, "No, I have to watch some positive energy." ”
So, casually click on a video author named Positive Energy Communicator.
In the picture, a man and a woman walk close to each other on the road, and a little kid next to him is peeing and playing with mud.
The girl suddenly said to the little boy, "Little pot friend, I'll test you, how much is one thousand minus eight hundred and nine?" ”
"Less nonsense, let's go!" The man yelled at the girl and dragged her away quickly.
The little kid said to himself, "That sister is so stupid, isn't one thousand minus eight hundred and nine is one hundred and ten, one hundred and ten... Yes! Not good, the young lady is in danger! ”
Immediately afterwards, the little kid turned into a salted egg superman and rescued the girl from the man alone.
"Little pot friend, you are so smart, thank you so much!" The girl bowed to the little boy and thanked him, and the boy pretended to say, "No thanks, it was your wit that saved you." After speaking, he asked the camera, "Brothers and sisters, am I doing the right thing?" ”
At this moment, the music suddenly started.
The light of the right way is sprinkled on the earth, and it illuminates all the dark places...
"! Can't you just post some videos of the sun? Chen Zihang was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, this clumsy plot, embarrassing acting skills, and the light of the righteous path that was used up.
Chen Zihang was bored and refreshed the video again, in the video is a foreigner, holding a bottle of chili sauce from a certain godmother.
The foreigner said with a pompous expression, "The food in Huaxia is so delicious, I love Huaxia so much, praise for our Huaxia!" ”
"Another crooked nut who has mastered the code of wealth." Chen Zihang shook his head helplessly, I don't know when these crooked nuts will receive countless likes and views as long as they post some videos about patriotism on the short video website, and they will make a lot of money.
I don't know if the times have changed, or the times have not changed, people are still so admiring foreigners, when does the strength and beauty of China need to be affirmed through crooked nuts?
Chen Zihang swiped another video, this video is normal, an old man in his sixties, but the wearer is dressed very foreign, and the suit is straight and gives people a sense of alternative handsomeness that is not old.
Just as he was about to row away, he was attracted by the comments in the comment area.
"Bad old man, very bad!"
"Some people, on the surface, are bad old men, but behind the scenes, they pay attention to hundreds of young ladies."
"Stupid people are still looking down on the old man, and smart people have already clicked on it."
Chen Zihang then turned on the old man's attention, good guys, all of them are plump young girls.
Unconsciously, he was also immersed in it, and it took him half an hour to react.
Well? What am I doing here?
What about the positive energy that is good?