Chapter 9: Fraudulent Corpses

What cannot be seen clearly is the most terrifying, and human fear often comes from the unknown.

Shen Jinsan and Guo Fatzi stayed where they were for a while, because the air inside was really not very good, and they were both strong and strong, and if they were ordinary people, they might have surrendered a long time ago.

After waiting for a quarter of an hour, seeing that there was no movement in the thing, the two of them mustered up their spirits before they dared to approach slowly, and the giant thing was illuminated little by little, and it was actually a huge natural stone bed with a black and gold-painted coffin instead of a giant beast.

The two of them took a deep breath, and the big stone in their hearts finally fell, so it was! What a false alarm!

It is estimated that the tomb owner died relatively suddenly, and the family would choose to be buried in such a cave with a natural stone bed, which can indeed save a lot of trouble and money.

When he came closer, the fat man suddenly caught a glimpse of a person lying on the stone bed with the coffin, and he was so frightened that he froze on the spot, holding Shen Jinsan's sleeve with one hand and pointing at the person with the other, but he couldn't say anything.

The fat man stammered: "Lie down, lie down, lie down!" it! Groove !! ”

Shen Jinsan was also surprised when he looked in the direction of Guo Fatzi's finger, but soon he saw it clearly.

Shen Jinsan patted the fat man's shoulder to calm him down, this is an ancient corpse, wearing a silver mountain-shaped chain mail, with a tiger swallow on each shoulder, and a beast's head waist seal around the waist, a typical Song Dynasty warrior armor, although it has been rusted almost, it can still be reminiscent of the majestic posture of the warrior who wore this armor to fight on the battlefield.

Presumably this is the evil general mentioned in the parchment, that is, the main owner of this tomb, if it is really Jia Nidao, it is not uncommon to wear chain mail, there is a cloud in the wild history, when leading the army against Mongolia, Jia Rudao called himself a marshal.

Ironically, Jia Yidao, who is timid by nature, is also a military general in his life, often wearing armor to inspect the barracks, instead of official robes, people are so contradictory, the more they lack something, the more they have to show off.

Guo Fatzi protected Shen Jinsan with his body, raised the crowbar in front of his chest with both hands to make a battle shape, and seeing that the evil general didn't seem to have the intention of getting up and biting, the two relaxed and walked to him.

"What a fucking life, it scared Lao Tzu a lot! It's been so long and it hasn't rotten, is this a legendary zombie? The fat man's voice was still a little shaky.

The ancient corpse has been completely dried and dehydrated because of its age, and it looks like a mummy, but it is very well preserved, the hair, eyebrows, and mustache are all available, which can be described as lifelike, the eyeballs have long been rotten, only two black holes are left, it looks quite terrifying, and the mouth is extremely open, revealing an extremely frightened expression, presumably this evil general must be very painful before he dies.

"Not very reasonable!" Shen Jinsan touched the beard on his cheeks, and his face showed a little worry.

"What's the situation?" Guo Fatzi asked softly.

Shen Jinsan: "In fact, there is no essential difference between humans and animals, it is the same thing after death, it is much more humid here than outside the stone gate, it stands to reason that this ancient corpse should not be so well preserved in this environment, and his posture is also very strange, his limbs are a little twisted, as if he was thrown here indiscriminately." ”

Guo Fatzi: "I'm also thinking, how can this thing be outside!" ”

Shen Jinsan pointed around the ancient corpse: "You see the armor pieces of chain mail are everywhere, if this thing has been placed here, how can the armor pieces fall out so far, this is also very strange!" ”

Guo Fatzi: "This evil general won't get up and move!" ”

"Probably not, but the parchment says that he was made into a corpse Gu, it may be that the great wizard moved a little bit when he got him out of the coffin, I think it's better not to touch him, in case he really cheats the corpse, it will be troublesome!" In fact, when he said this, Shen Jinsan himself didn't believe it, and he was supposed to comfort Guo Fatzi.

The fat man pointed to the ancient corpse and said, "Are you still afraid that he will cheat the corpse?" It's not that I'm bragging, this thing must be crunchy like this, Lao Tzu can kick him off with one kick, but this thing must be a poor ghost, and there is no valuable treasure on it at a glance, right? It's just a rotten armor, and I don't even bother to touch it! But the Lord is with us, and I see that the lid of the coffin seems to be well covered, who must be lying in it?

"Who else could it be! The Great Wizard of the Miao Tribe! Shen Jinsan's face was serious, and the sense of foreboding became stronger and stronger.

The two climbed on the stone bed, around the coffin to take a closer look, Shen Jinsan said to the fat man while walking: "This is the coffin, there is a coffin inside, just like the Russian nesting doll in your house, the coffin is painted with black lacquer, and the gold pattern on all sides should depict the story of the tomb owner leading troops to fight and the emperor rewarding him during his lifetime, so no matter how beautiful he is alive, he is still a pile of loess when he dies." ”

Guo Fatzi: "Then is this coffin worth anything?" ”

Shen Jinsan: "No matter how valuable it is, you can't take it out!" You see, the seal of the coffin has long been broken, and the lid is a little misplaced, it should be the great wizard who did it, and the coffin inside is estimated to be the same, he threw the tomb owner outside and lay down in it himself, which saved us a lot of trouble, and we didn't have to pry the coffin. ”

Guo Fatzi: "I Guo Guohao admires three people in my life, one is you Shen Jinsan, what is that, Mount Tai collapsed in front and the color remains unchanged, one is the squadron leader of our company, because Lao Tzu can't beat him, and the last one is this big wizard, when he was alive, he lay down in the coffin, and then covered the coffin board and waited for death inside, this fucking aggrieved, ordinary people can't do this." ”

Shen Jinsan: "I'm not like you, I only admire one person in my life." ”

Guo Fatzi: "Who?" ”

Shen Jinsan: "You! ”

Guo Fatzi: "Huh? How do you say that? ”

Shen Jinsan said with a smile: "Actually, I admire you a little, Mount Tai collapsed in front and his mouth was broken." ”

Guo Fatzi: "Okay, okay!" I'll say less, let's get it quickly, go home and take a shower after getting it, I invite you to supper, I don't know what time it is, I'm starving to death, I should bring something to eat when I go out in the morning, or I don't have enough experience to pay attention next time! ”

Shen Jin showed vegetables on three sides, and he especially wanted to have a next time, the dead fat man was not finished, so he asked the fat man to quickly pry open the lid of the coffin with a crowbar.

The fat man got the order, raised the crowbar and plunged it into the bottom of the coffin lid, only to hear the "squeak", and the lid was easily pried open a gap with a little force, and a faint fragrance instantly wafted out from it.

The two looked at each other, shouldn't it be very stinky, at least it won't be fragrant.

"Bang la ~ Bang la ~ ~ crackle ......"

Just when the two of them were surprised, the evil general next to him suddenly trembled violently, and the chain mail on his body crackled and scattered all over the ground.

Before they could react, the ancient corpse bounced up from the ground, raised his hands and pounced on the fat man closest to it with lightning speed.

The fat man was so frightened that he was about to pee his pants, but he reacted quickly, pulled out the crowbar pressed under the lid of the coffin with a "poof", and almost yelled with a cry: "Fuck! ”

Guo Fatzi aimed at the evil general and pestle, the crowbar was impartial and just pressed against the chest of the ancient corpse, instantly stopping its offensive, the fat man's posture is very similar to the great People's Liberation Army fighting bayonets with the Japanese devils.

Suddenly, Shen Jinsan yelled in Guo Fatzi's ear: "Fatty, hide!" ”

I saw a few wisps of fishy red smoke wafting out of the ancient corpse's strange mouth, and then a very thick dark red tongue rushed straight to the fat man's face.

At this time, Shen Jin stepped behind the fat man, he hooked the fat man's armpits with both hands and pulled it back, trying to separate it from the ancient corpse, the fat man took advantage of the momentum and decisively leaned back to avoid the attack of the red tongue, kicked backwards with one foot, and kicked the other foot under the ancient corpse.

The ancient corpse's body was stiff and kicked over by the fat man, and it fell straight to the ground with a "snap" and then stopped moving.

With the pull of Shen Jinsan, the fat man finally got out of danger, staggered and rolled off the stone bed, the two didn't think much about it, turned around and prepared to run out, no matter what Miao treasures he was at this time, how could it matter if there was a small life in the valuable things.

"Fuck! Say it's a corpse, and it's really come back to life! ”

The fat man's mouth kept breaking thoughts, it was called a hate, some Tufuzi (tomb robbers) would never meet a half zombie in their lives, but their ideas were too accurate, and they ran into it the first time.

"Click, click......"

When they thought they could get out of it, there were bursts of sharp sounds from behind them, as if weapons were rubbing against each other.