Chapter 102: Funny
The two Yin soldiers walked and walked, and they saw that they were about to walk in front of Bai Lian.
Suddenly, a Yin soldier shouted "Ouch, ouch", and he lay on the ground and couldn't stand up.
Holding one foot, rolling back and forth on the ground, shouting and shouting: "Daddy hurts me to death, Mother hurts me to death", and the souls on the road looked back.
was provoked by the ridiculous appearance of the yin soldier, and couldn't help laughing, some bent over with laughter, and some simply sat down and watched.
Another Yin soldier hurriedly leaned down to check, and it turned out that this Yin soldier had just stepped on a nail with one foot, and four or five nails were pierced in the center of his foot, and one nail happened to be pierced on the Yongquan acupoint.
After seeing this situation, he hurriedly picked up the Yin soldier who was lying on the ground and rolling.
I saw bright red blood flowing from the center of my foot, and a few nails were firmly pierced into the center of my foot like arrows.
This can stump the other Yin soldier, and the nail is pierced through the shoe to the center of the foot.
I couldn't take off the shoes for a while, and I couldn't see how deep they were inside.
The nail pierced Yin Bing said angrily: "Can't you be lighter, it's about to hurt Lao Tzu."
Another Yin soldier said helplessly: "Isn't there anything I can't do, if I don't help you sit up, do you still have to roll all over the ground like a donkey in the sun."
You are like a donkey in Yangjian, you are simply talking nonsense, and the Yin soldier who pierced the nail said with a sad face.
So what do you say? Why don't you take off your shoes first, see how deep the wound is, and then think about it.
The Yin soldier, who had pierced the nail, looked at the center of his foot and nodded helplessly.
Then he lay straight on the ground, like a lump of fat on the board.
Another Yin soldier stretched out his hand and rolled up his sleeve, carefully dragging the shoe of the injured foot.
As soon as he touched the shoe, the nail moved a few times, and the Yin soldier shouted in pain, "Stop, stop, spare me, spare me."
The other soldier pretended not to hear and continued to take off his shoes.
The Yin soldier was anxious and scolded loudly: "You don't have long eyes, you deliberately sprinkled salt on the wound, be careful to enter the Lechuan River in the next life."
Don't you know that when you pull out the nails first, you're taking off your shoes?
Another Yin soldier thought, "This is also a good idea."
said: "You bear with it, and I will start pulling it out."
He grabbed a nail, closed his eyes, pulled it out smoothly, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, and the two people who were in pain screamed, like two roosters who had just finished fighting the king, lying on the ground weakly.
The other Yin soldier was still clutching the bloody nail that had been pulled out of his hand.
Yin Bing's painful feet were stretched out in the air, lying on the ground and kicking back and forth, like a mad monkey, and like a child who has not yet reached the full moon and lost his temper.
The pain in his heart made him sweat profusely.
The other yang soldier slowly got up, touched his butt with his hand and screamed "oops", and limped to him.
Grabbed the foot of the windmill that was pedaling back and forth in mid-air, and with a sudden pull, another nail was pulled off.
This time he has experience, and he no longer squats on the ground and pulls out, so the direction is unstable.
The Yin soldier who pierced the nail scolded in his mouth: "Fool, you won't be slow, guy with a lack of brains."
This time he also became smarter, and instead of kicking his feet in mid-air, he crawled on the ground and kicked backwards, thinking that this way he would not be attacked suddenly.
The other Yin soldier couldn't help but laugh when he saw his state.
Before the Yin soldier who pierced the nail could react, he sat on his waist, lifted the foot that was kicking randomly, and pulled it out, and another nail was pulled out.
The yin soldier who was lying on the ground in pain curled his body, and he didn't dare to kick anymore, the boss with two big eyes stared, and tears poured out like a spring.
There was only one last nail left, and the Yin Soldier said that he wouldn't let him pull it out again, and lay on the ground and snorted.
The other Yin soldier was in a hurry and hurriedly walked up, the garbage rack ready to be pulled.
As soon as the Yin soldier lying on the ground saw it, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and kept shouting, "Grandpa spare me, you are my own grandfather, if you pull it out, this little life will be reimbursed."
made another Yin soldier cry and laugh, and said loudly: "Who is your grandfather, aren't you crazy, I don't want to coddle my grandson like you."
Hearing this, the souls on the side of the road laughed from ear to ear, and some simply held their stomachs and sat on the ground laughing.
Seeing the laughter of these souls, the Yin soldiers were angry in their hearts, and they opened their mouths and scolded: "Laugh, laugh, laugh, what's funny, I didn't see grandpa hurt like this."
The soul on the side of the road whispered: "You deserve it, you have finally been retributed, look at your usual bravado, now you know the pain of retribution."
The other Yin soldier shook his head helplessly and shouted loudly: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't miss the hour."
Hearing this, the souls got up one by one and slowly rushed forward.
The white lotus sitting on the side of the road has already smiled like a flower.
As if he hadn't heard the shouting of the Yin soldiers, he was already sitting there with his eyes closed.
After resting for a while, the pain was relieved, and the Yin soldier finally straightened his legs and lay lazily on the ground.
Another Yin soldier saw that the opportunity had finally come, and secretly aimed at the side, and pulled it out.
In an instant, blood flowed out of the soles of his feet, and the Yin soldier lying on the ground was in pain, and threw a punch into the face of the other Yin soldier.
Before the other Yin soldier could retreat and dodge, he punched hard and hit under his eyes, and a pair of big eyes, which were already seriously terrifying, instantly turned into a cute giant panda eye.
As soon as the beaten Yin soldier didn't come out, he raised his foot and kicked the buttocks of the Yin soldier lying on the ground.
The Yin soldier lying on the ground was kicked out in an instant, and fell heavily to the ground, and his buttocks suddenly became two large pieces of bread.
Look at the two Yin soldiers again, one is lying on the ground and screaming, and the other is squatting on the ground and rubbing his eyes, which is very ridiculous.
After resting for a while, the Yin soldier lying on the ground finally stood up and limped towards another Yin soldier.
Another Yin soldier said angrily: "Fuck, I was kind enough to treat you, but you might as well punch me in turn, you see what my eyes have become, you are not a thing."
Yin Bing looked at it, and was still cute by the giant panda's eyes, and couldn't help but laugh and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, because it's really painful."
When he put down his hand, he touched his ass and sighed.
Look at it, look at it, my ass is no better than your face, and I guess it's a big loaf of bread.
The other Yin soldier looked at his buttocks, which had become two small mountain bags, and it was estimated that it would be a problem when it was convenient.
Heheyi: "Each other".
The two looked at each other and said in unison, "Keep going."
After taking a few steps and looking at the soul sitting on the side of the road, the two of them were surprised in unison.
In unison, a voice sounded: "How are you?"
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