The aircraft drove at high speed in the sky, with Jean and Oloro piloting, each with a shopping bag on their heads.

Because they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, or in order to maintain their image as a goddess, they had to do it, but they ignored one thing, and before they knew it, they gradually moved closer to the sand sculpture.

Except for sand sculptures, no one puts a shopping bag on their head!

Deadpool is poisonous!

There is a sand sculpture virus with a very high contagion rate, which Russell has confirmed.

During his time with Deadpool, he found that he had a lesion reaction in his body, and many of his behaviors became more and more Deadpool-like.

For example, his nonsense is getting more and more, and his poisonous tongue is more serious than before, and he doesn't know how to speak without choking the other party half to death when he speaks.

"Young man, your name is John, isn't it?"

Deadpool opened the X-Men's wardrobes, picked out two uniforms, and hand-transformed them into his own, and his one was scrapped because of the experience of ice and fire, so he had to make a new set from local materials.

"Yes, yes!"

Burning Man John lowered his head and curled up in his seat, not daring to even glance at Deadpool.

Because it's so disgusting!

Just like the plot in [Deadpool] 2, half of Deadpool's body is damaged by ice and is currently growing on its own.

The upper half of the adult body and the lower half of the body of a five or six-year-old child, the combination of the two can be called frenzy in terms of visual impact.

It's not over yet, and that's not the floor for Deadpool!

Because this thing has no pants to wear, he plays hooligan on the plane with his bare buttocks, and he is ridiculed by Russell for being murderous. In a fit of rage, he took out a shopping bag, tore open two holes, and put it on his ass as a diaper.

Not only the Burning Man, but everyone else on the plane looked away, unwilling to let Deadpool pollute his eyes.

Oloro and Jean trembled with anger, not because Deadpool defecated in the open at the hatch because he had no management rights, but because of the diapers of the goods.

They put the shopping bag over their heads, while Deadpool put it on their butts, and boasted that the trio could team up to form a new superhero squad.

He's got the name ready, the Eco-Friendly Shopping Bag Strike Team, or the Shopping Bag Alliance!

Go to TMD's shopping bag!

Oloro and Jean cursed inwardly, never saying a word to Deadpool again.

Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to take care of themselves, Deadpool did not force a hot face to stick to the cold ass, although he wanted to, but he had to shift the target to the little naughty.

Deadpool thinks he can pry off the corner of the Iceman, for the simple reason that in one of Deadpool's video games of the same name, he and Naughty have a super friendly relationship.

It's a pity that this version of the little naughty character is a bit cowardly and doesn't call him at all.

The hoe-wielding plan fails, and Deadpool pesters John the Burning Man, ready to rip off a pocket money.

"Listen, John, your flame is very passionate, and because of this, my handsome and handsome appearance has been disfigured. Severe burns all over the body, self-healing factors cannot be cured, plastic surgery costs a lot of money, and this money has to be paid by you. ”

"But I'm ...... I don't have any money! ”

"Not now, doesn't mean there won't be in the future, I'm optimistic about you, and work hard to make money and pay off debts in the future."

“……”

The fire man is young, where is Deadpool's opponent, two sentences are bypassed, and the fool signs an IOU with a huge denomination.

"Russell, look, I'm rich. The start-up capital of the X Strike Team is here, and I want to build a super luxurious base and hire 100 personal beautiful secretaries, and the base is ...... than the Stark Building."

Boom!

Russell blew down the muzzle of the gun and pulled the sand eagle back into the holster at his waist.

There was a moment of silence in the cabin, and then the applause continued, and Logan happened to sit next to Russell and gave him a thumbs up: "Man, well done!" ”

"Okay, this will clear your ears for at least a few seconds."

The two talked, and Logan was a person who couldn't hide things in his heart, and went straight to the topic: "Jean told me that you came to find me, and you know what happened before I lost my memory?" ”

Russell nodded: "That's right, no matter which version, we more or less know a little." ”

Logan didn't understand, frowned, and said, "What do you mean by the version?" ”

"I can't tell you right now unless you promise to join Team X. Whatever you want to know after leaving this world, we will tell you. ”

Logan's brows furrowed even deeper: "Can you tell me my real name?" ”

"Hugh Jackman!"

After Deadpool recovered, he jumped up from the ground suddenly: "You've acted in many movies, and one is ...... with the violent over there"

Boom!

Russell retracted the sand eagle back into the holster again, and said to the dissatisfied Logan: "Join us to give you information, otherwise I won't say anything." ”

Logan silently jotted down the unfamiliar name 'Hugh Jackman' and continued: "Then let me ask you another question, what do you mean when you just said leaving this world?" ”

"Literally!"

"Can you explain?" Rogan has the instincts of a beast and is crucial in determining the answer to the question.

"This answer is not very easy to explain, I'm afraid you won't understand......" Russell asked with a smile: "Logan, have you studied quantum mechanics?" ”

"Uh......"

"Then don't ask, just quantum mechanics!"

At this time, Jean, who was piloting the plane, came over: "Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics, although I have only learned some basics, but I can barely understand it, can you explain it to me?" ”

Russell paused for a moment, snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "Lady Grey, do you know what the multiverse is?" ”

"This ......"

"Then don't ask, just ask the multiverse!"

Indecision, quantum mechanics. If that's not enough, the multiverse.

Russell didn't bother to make up some strange reasons, so he directly blocked the curiosity of the two, and said to Qin: "Lady Grey, kindly remind you, don't use telepathy to probe Wade's memory, it's very dangerous, you will be polluted into a sand sculpture." ”

Jean: "......"

I vaguely remember that the last time she wanted to probe Russell's memory, Deadpool said the same thing.

Drip, drip, drip

The alarm sounded, and Jean hurriedly returned to the driver's console: "Oloro, what's wrong?" ”

"There were two planes approaching us, very fast, and we were being targeted by the military."

The two F-16 Fighting Falcon flanked from the left and right, keeping pace with the aircraft, and Oloro could even see the gestures of the pilot on the opposite side.

When the military demanded that the aircraft drop below 20,000 feet and be escorted back to the military base, Oloso and Jean looked at each other and decisively refused.

The military broke into the mutant school and abducted most of the students after the Night Kin assassinated the president under the banner of 'Mutant Freedom'.

If the plane is parked at the US imperialist military base according to the requirements of the military, the people on the plane will not think about anything, and they can only spend the rest of their lives as guinea pigs on the test bench for the rest of their lives.

Oloro steered the plane, thrusters accelerated to try to shake off the two F-16s, and the other party followed closely behind, and began to aim without relenting, and the next step was to launch missiles.

"Russell, it's time to meet the gray-robed mage with the helmet next. Then again, wouldn't it be nice to go straight to Lake Alkali, why do you insist on taking Magneto with you? ”

Deadpool sat next to Russell, his legs repaired, and he slipped into his own battle suit, but the fly in the ointment was that the color was not his favorite red.

Because I want to trigger a draw on him!

"Because I miss the mature Maia's ......"

Russell raised his eyebrows: "Wade, you may not believe it, Gandalf and I have known each other for a long time and fought side by side." ”

"You mean Magneto?"

"No, it's Gandalf!"

The two had a conversation that only they could understand, and Wade pouted: "The time is not right, because because the two of us are indiscriminate, and we are likely to miss the meeting with the gray-robed mage." ”

"But the location is right, it's very close to the mutant school, just like in the plot, and there is a high probability of meeting him."

Deadpool was not interested in Magneto, and the conversation changed: "If memory serves, the Demonic is by his side." ”

"Perfect woman!"

"yes!"

"Hey, hey, hey......" X2