Chapter 21: A Fool Is a Fool
Because the room in the room is small, the table is placed outside, there is a large plate of river shrimp and vegetables on the table, a large plate of beef, everything will disperse because the beef is hot, Qu Xiaobai is torn by hand, the rice is still a small bowl for her, and a big bowl for Yang Ling.
The two people who were watching the stalk smelled the smell of meat from afar, and couldn't help but lean over here, wanting to come and eat, "Hold the grass, such a big plate of beef!" I haven't smelled meat for three months! Ergou, let's go over and have some food! If you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat it! ”
"The little lady and the fool have a good life, if only they could eat meat and eat the little girl."
Yang Ling silently picked up two stones from his side, "whoosh", the stones hit the knees of the two, and the two fell in unison to eat.
", fools can play with yin! Grandpa killed you! The two of them struggled to get up, Yang Ling stood up, silently dragged the legs of the two people, one in each hand, and dragged them to the river.
Qu Xiaobai is no longer surprised by the fool's accuracy in throwing stones, but she doesn't know where the fool wants to drag these two people, but don't drag them out lightly or heavily, when the time comes, she will be hanging on the belt of her pants again!
So she shouted, "Hey, Brother Ling, don't get killed, just throw it away!" ”
Yang Ling understood the meaning of this sentence as, as long as you don't get killed, you can do anything. So, the fool Yang Ling dragged the two of them to the river, untied their trouser belts, tied them to a big rock by the river, and finally took off their socks and stuffed them in their mouths, blocking their scolding mouths all the time.
After finishing the work, I washed my hands vigorously in the river and came back to continue eating.
Qu Xiaobai sandwiched a bunch of beef and river shrimp into his bowl, and chattered while clipping: "River shrimp is the most nutritious, I didn't expect there to be wild shrimp in this river, after eating for a while, let's go down the net into the river, collect it tomorrow morning, and see if we can catch more fish and shrimp to sell." Brother Ling, you eat more, I will count on you to help in a while. ”
"yes, okay." Yang Ling agreed very happily.
The little girl didn't treat him as a fool, but as if he were his own man, which made him happy.
The beef is very chewy and flavorful, the shrimp and vegetables are also delicious because they are soaked in the beef soup, and the little girl's craftsmanship has not only returned to normal, but also seems to have risen, which makes Yang Ling look forward to the future days a little more.
But even though it was a very rich and delicious meal, the little girl still ate very little, Yang Ling was not happy, and put the beef in her bowl: "Eat!" Eat more! ”
Qu Xiaobai refused at first.
In modern times, she is a public figure, she has high requirements for personal image, and she has strict control over the calorie intake at each meal, and she has developed a habit over time.
But Yang Ling seemed to be very angry, she thought about it, now is not the time for her to be a star before, it doesn't matter if she eats a little more, it's a big deal to go to the river for a walk or something after eating. So she ate all the beef and shrimp that Yang Ling sandwiched to her.
Well, it's so full.
My craft is amazing! She didn't forget to praise herself.
Although Yang Ling didn't have such high requirements for appetite, the food she cooked was so delicious, how could he eat a little more. A large plate of beef, a large plate of vegetables and shrimp, he swept them all.
Eat a lot, the little girl is happy, and she will make it for him next time. The abacus clanged.
After eating, Yang Ling contracted the work of brushing the dishes and pots, and Qu Xiaobai poured out the decoction medicine and put it on the table to dry.
Now the weather temperature is suitable, let it be left for two quarters of an hour, and the temperature of the medicine should be just right for the intake.
When Yang Ling finished brushing the bowl, she held the medicine bowl in front of Yang Ling.
The smell of the medicine that flushed his nose made Yang Ling's face skimmed to the side, Qu Xiaobai put down the medicine, straightened his face, so that he couldn't squint, and began to educate earnestly: "Brother Ling, the medicine is very bitter, but you must drink it, you can get better quickly after drinking the medicine!" Hello, I can find a way to make money without worries, and we can live a good life! ”
Yang Ling's mouth was closed tightly, and his head shook like a rattle.
Little girl, spare you for being shrewd, or have been deceived, in this medicine, it is just some bellflower dandelion, mulberry leaves, kudzu or something, most of the medicinal materials for clearing fire and detoxifying, there are no good medicinal materials, but if you eat it, you will not eat bad people.
But there are reasons why he doesn't eat it.
He wanted the little girl to feed him.
And it's the kind of mouth-to-mouth feeding.
"Hey." He finally said the word. Admittedly, he didn't dare to say mouth-to-mouth feeding, so the little girl would kill him, and then throw him into the river to feed the fish.
"Hello?" Qu Xiaobai looked at the medicine on the pot, and then looked at the fool's very innocent and innocent face, "Oh......" She picked up the medicine bowl with one hand, and pinched the fool's mouth very quickly with the other, without even giving him a chance to react, she pinched his mouth open, and poured the medicine bowl into his mouth.
There was not a drop of the thick medicinal juice left, and even the dregs of the medicine were poured down.
Yang Ling choked and was about to cough, but Qu Xiaobai covered his mouth tightly, just not giving him a chance to spit it out. Yang Ling was choked and rolled his eyes, but Qu Xiaobai persuaded him very gently: "Good, I worked hard, don't spit it out, I'll feed you tomorrow." ”
Thanks, no need, I can do it myself. It's easy to learn to be obedient, just pour a bowl of medicine and be obedient.
Qu Xiaobai saw that he didn't spit it out, and patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, "Come on, open your mouth." ”
I don't know what she wants him to open his mouth for, Yang Ling shook his head and closed his mouth tightly.
Qu Xiaobai held back his amusement, this is scared!
"Open your mouth, good."
Yang Ling was ruthless, gritted his teeth, and opened his mouth. Whatever she feeds him, as long as she feeds him, he will eat it in the future! You can't kill him.
The mouth opened, and a sweet fruit slipped into the mouth.
Sweet and sour, it immediately relieves the bitterness of the herbs in the mouth.
The little girl hurts him in the end. Yang Ling's heart was as sweet as honey, and a smile bloomed on his face.
Qu Xiaobai was also very happy in his heart. She knew that fools wouldn't take medicine obediently, so she bought a packet of candied fruit when she was in town, so that he could drink the medicine and sweeten his mouth.
After taking the medicine and seeing that the sky was already dark, Qu Xiaobai went to light the newly bought wind lantern today, and then went to the cart to find the fishing net, and said, "Brother Ling, let's go to the river to get a net." ”
Yang Ling was very happy after eating the sweet cannibal, and agreed very happily: "Okay." ”
According to the memory of the original owner, there were no fish and shrimp in the upper reaches of this river. The water upstream is the water from the mountain springs, and when it reaches the downstream, it is joined by other waterways, forming a small reservoir.
Some of the people in Yangshutun and Shili Eight Villages love to catch fish and touch shrimp, but they all fish in Lincun Lake, which is five miles away, because that is a place where there are many fish. And here, in fact, belongs to the wilderness, and most people don't like to come here.
Fishing is not a long-term solution, but to alleviate the urgent need, Qu Xiaobai did not plan to buy a fishing boat to live the life of a fisherman, so he only caught some fish and shrimp in a small reservoir not far from his home.
Qu Xiaobai didn't know that the small reservoir was the place where the body was salvaged, otherwise he wouldn't have said anything, but Yang Ling didn't care.
After walking two miles along the embankment, you will reach the small reservoir.
The water here is much more turbid than the water upstream, making it a suitable environment for fish and shrimp to grow.
There is no one outside, the mountains are empty and the water is quiet, and the current existential crisis is not seen, but the environment is pleasant.
Qu Xiaobai took the fishing net off Yang Ling's shoulder, found the clue, handed one end to Yang Ling, held the other end in his hand, and said: "Brother Ling, you are here, I will swim inside, pay attention to safety." ”
She knew that Yang Ling knew how to water, but the water here was very deep, and it was a big night, she was afraid that Yang Ling would be stupid and couldn't deal with it in case of an emergency, so she still took the dangerous work on herself.
But before she could finish speaking, Yang Ling took off her robe, and with her bare shoulders, a fish jumped into the water, swimming to the middle of the water before her.
There was sparse starlight reflected in the river, Yang Ling was like a swimming fish, looking at it from a distance, even he had starlight on him. Qu Xiaobai forgot that Yang Ling was a fool for a moment, and only felt that the one in the middle of the river was a demon, a demon who could shine.
Because he didn't estimate the width of the river, the sticky net he bought couldn't reach the other side of the river, so Yang Ling swam to the other side and broke a strong trunk with the thickness of an arm, swam back and inserted it into the river, and tied the rope head of the net to the trunk.
When he was done, he flickered in the water, like a child who had a good score in the exam and was eager to get praise from his parents, shaking his arms to show off, "Daughter-in-law, it's okay." ”
Qu Xiaobai looked across the water, watched him go to the other side of the river to break the tree trunk, and after breaking it, he swam back and inserted it into the bottom of the river, and then tied the sticky net to the tree trunk, a series of actions were done skillfully and capably, and he couldn't see that he was a fool at all, but this arm-shaking action instantly shattered her dream.
A fool is a fool after all, and a good job will not save him from a defect in his brain.
But Qu Xiaobai was still very happy. In her mind, Yang Ling's appearance is just right. It won't burden her too much, and it can help her do a lot of work that she can't do, and it can also be a tree hole for her to talk to. Even, his face can make her knock up endlessly.
"Come back. The water is cool. ”
Qu Xiaobai shouted. She pulled her trouser leg high and went down into the water. The river water is cool and bone-chilling, and when I first get into the water, I am still a little uncomfortable. Qu Xiaobai gritted his teeth and persevered, and only after his legs were used to the temperature of the water did he walk around in the shallow water, spread the fishing net in his hand on the surface of the water, and tied the tail end to a stone by the river.
Cast the nets and wait for tomorrow morning to collect them.
Qu Xiaobai climbed up from the water, and was going to go back to the hut to do some needlework, but when she raised her eyes, she saw that the night was as cold as water, the starlight was gradually blooming, and the starlight was reflected on the water, the water was sparkling, and there was some natural interest, her heart moved, and she was not in a hurry to leave.