Chapter XXXVIII: From the Future Ermelo II
The time when Emperor Penguin entered "Transformers 1" was in the second half of the movie, and he didn't have the spare time to get to know the male protagonist and heroine Bumblebee and Optimus Prime - he came to collect materials this time, and the transformation element has many uses, such as making mecha and building spaceships.
Because of his unfamiliarity with the power of time and space travel, the place where Wei Shiwen appeared when he came to the world of "Transformers" was obviously not the final battlefield where he expected to hang up several Decepticons, but next to a highway - the road was very desolate around it, there were no buildings, only deserts and weeds.
The emperor penguin is very bad at driving vehicles, although there are a large number of tanks and armored vehicles in the space, he can't use them (nonsense, who will drive a Soviet military vehicle to the roads of the United States), so he has to follow the American tradition, stretch out his left thumb and start stopping the car.
But who said that in the United States, it is easy to stop a car with a thumbs up, the emperor penguin waited for a long time, and none of the cars were willing to stop. Finally, a car stopped, and the emperor penguin ran over and just wanted to pull the door, but the car drove forward two meters away and stopped, and the emperor penguin had to walk a few more steps forward to pull the door; Who knew that as soon as the emperor penguin's hand touched the door handle, the car drove forward another two meters, and the emperor penguin shook his head and had to continue walking, but every time the emperor penguin was about to touch the door, the car would drive forward; After three times and twice, the emperor penguin's anger came up, and he no longer walked and stood in place.
Seeing that the emperor penguin was no longer chasing the car, the window of the front seat of the car fell, and a white young man holding a beer bottle leaned out of the passenger seat: "Yellow-skinned monkey, did anyone tell you that you walk like a penguin?" β
"Nope! No one ever said that! β
Recently, emperor penguins have either been mixed in the world of food movies such as "Full of Gold", or in the world of "Detective Chinatown", as long as you don't get involved with the protagonist, nothing will happen.
But some things can be self-mocking, and others take the initiative to find trouble, and the emperor penguin's face with a helpless smile instantly turned cold, staring at the people in the car with a kind of "you are looking for death" eyes.
"Come on! I won't lie to you this time. The driver with the cigarette in his mouth also poked his head out, beckoned to the emperor penguin, and said, "Come on!" Just kidding you. β
The emperor penguin walked to the car with the idea of "trust them one more time", but the car drove a few meters forward, and the white youth in the passenger seat stuck his head out and laughed and banged on the door.
Emperor Penguin didn't laugh angrily, he took out an Uzi automatic pistol that he bought from Yuri Orlov (the protagonist of "Lord of War") from the space, and fired two shots at the rear wheel of the car.
Without two rear-wheeled cars that could not be driven normally, two white young men began to doubt their lives, and they actually teased a man who shot without saying a word, although ordinary car windows could not protect against bullets, but they still raised the windows to get a little psychological comfort.
The emperor penguin whistled, walked slowly to the car that could not move forward, and pointed through the window glass to the white youth in the passenger seat, who was calling the police, and hung up the phone when he saw the silent warning.
Crooked the muzzle of the gun, the emperor penguin motioned for the two people in the car to get out of the car.
Coincidentally, from the time the emperor penguin pulled out the gun, no more vehicles passed on this road, which made the emperor penguin even more unscrupulous, firing a few shots into the sky, which scared the two people in the car trembling.
"Kneel there with your head in your hands." The emperor penguin said to the two people who got out of the car: "I was going to be happy today, why are you doing such a thing!" β
"I'm sorry, we're really sorry, I'm sorry." The white youth driving the car was the first to admit and apologize, while the white youth in the passenger seat only knelt and trembled.
Emperor Penguin pointed Uzi's muzzle at the head of the co-pilot youth and "snapped" a shot, and the bullet flew over the co-pilot youth's head, but he was so frightened that he immediately fainted.
Emperor Penguin shrugged, quietly replaced Uzi with the dark chocolate pistol he used to joke about, and then pointed at the young man who was driving: "I just slipped my hand just now, believe it or not?" β
When the young man driving heard the gunshot, he saw his companion fall to the ground, and immediately lowered his head, daring to carefully confirm the situation, so he thought that his companion had been killed. Hearing Emperor Penguin's self-justification, he just wanted to get rid of this murderous maniac, so he flattered: "I believe it! I believe it! β
Emperor Penguin put the muzzle of the chocolate pistol in front of the young man driving the car, and said in an eerie voice: "Taste what my gun tastes like, and let you go if you say it right." β
The young man who drove hesitated to put half of the barrel in his mouth - "Huh? This taste and texture are so familiar. β
Seeing that the young man driving the car had a change in face after tasting the chocolate, the emperor penguin quietly took out the Uzi automatic pistol and fired a shot into the sky. The young man who drove backwards still had half of the chocolate barrel he had bitten off in his mouth, and at the same time, a cloud of water stains starting from the crotch of his pants was rapidly expanding.
Seeing that he had scared the young man who was driving and scared him into urine, Emperor Penguin threw the chocolate pistol to the ground, walked to the car, opened the door and turned over things, and really found a case of cold beer, which he unceremoniously accepted as compensation.
With his teeth open a bottle in his hand, and in the other hand he holds the meat skewers he has stored in his personal space, the emperor penguin eats and drinks as he walks. I don't know how long I walked, but a car stopped next to the emperor penguin and asked him if he needed a ride, and the emperor penguin got into the car and said thank you.
The driver was a young mother, her son in the passenger seat, and before the emperor penguin could get acquainted with her, an explosion could be heard on the highway in the distance.
When the car drove under an overpass, two giant robots fell from the overpass, one after the other, and almost hit their car, causing the mother and son to hug each other and scream loudly, which shocked the penguins with their ears.
Emperor Penguins recognize who they are at a glance, the blue-based robot is the leader of the Bo faction, Optimus Prime, and the earthy yellow robot is the Bone Crusher, a member of the Decepticon faction.
Optimus Prime punched the Bone Crusher in the face, smashing it under the overpass, and Optimus Prime jumped with him. The battle between the giant robots caused the little boy to shout "cool", but his mother hurriedly held him in her arms to protect him.
Emperor Penguin opened the door and got out of the car, walked to the overpass and looked down, Optimus Prime had just escaped the attack of the Bone Crusher's tail at this time, hiding himself behind the cement pillar that supported the overpass.
When the opportunity came, the emperor penguin opened the opening of the space, and there was a batch of loaded howitzers in the space, pulling the fire rope with his mind, and one after another the howitzers flew out of the space, hitting the bone crusher one by one, beating it into a half-crippled, and Optimus Prime also took this opportunity to cut off the head of the bone crusher with a knife.
"Thank you for your help, why do you have the power of space?" Optimus Prime said.
"First of all, I'm not from this world......" Emperor Penguin said helplessly: "Forget it, you just need to know one thing, this world is big." Optimus Prime! Take me first, our battlefield is not here, the source of the fire is the most critical. β
Hearing this, Optimus Prime reached out and took the emperor penguin from the overpass and placed it on the ground. The emperor penguin immediately ran to the corpse of the Bone Crusher and opened the door of a large enough space to bring the body of the Bone Crusher into the space.
Emperor Penguin's behavior made Optimus Prime unbearable, although he was in a different position, but the Decepticon was still his compatriot, and this act of desecrating the corpse violated his morality, but because the Emperor Penguin still belonged to the same battle line, and the specific ability was unknown, it didn't say anything.
When Optimus Prime arrived in the city with the emperor penguins, the streets were full of fleeing people, and there were gunshots from time to time. As soon as the door of the large truck formed by Optimus Prime opened, the emperor penguin immediately got out of the car, stood by and watched the tens of thousands of parts on Optimus Prime's body turn and splic, turning from a large truck into a handsome robot form.
Knowing that he couldn't get involved in the battle between the two leaders now, the Emperor Penguin propped up the spatial door as a shield in front of him, and rushed towards the place where the firefight was most intenseβthe corpse of the Transformers he wanted to collect was in that place.
"The tank is on its feet again." A black soldier uses a grenade launcher to shoot a half-crippled robot while shouting at his comrades.
The emperor penguin, who managed to reach this side, stopped, expanded the space door in front of him, and then with a wave of his arm, he pulled the fire of several howitzer* guns in the space, and the gushing grenade shells hit the Decepticon in the form of a tank, causing it to deflect the shells attacking humans......
Wei Shiwen could quietly put away the base of the lantern, and the disc-shaped thing was affected by the power of time the moment it was released by him, producing a powerful force that distorted time, allowing him to "return" to the past and still make a fortune, and re-experience a life that was still fragile like an ant; After sending it back to the carry-on space, the corrective power of time will jump to the self of an unknown amount of time ago and pull back to the present.
The elderly woman came out of the kitchen and put a cup of steaming coffee in front of Wei Shiwen: "Come, have a cup of coffee to warm up......"
Although she only ate a few meals in this "home", and all of those meals were cooked by Wei Shiwen herself, the old woman had a good grasp of Wei Shiwen - Wei Shiwen didn't like bitterness, so half of the cup of coffee that the old woman served to Wei Shiwen was skim milk, and there was a lot of sugar cubes, so that the color of the coffee could not be seen in this cup of coffee at all.