"I'm sorry! I'm sorry for letting you say! Sure enough, I don't see the Yellow River, and my heart is not dead. The babbling emperor penguin went around again, and lit it again on Stanfield with an electric baton: "It's not fun!" Isn't it very rhythmic? Don't you love music? Can you tell what song I'm humming? Gee Gee Gee Gee Be Be Be Be Be Be。 The emperor penguin nervously rambled, never giving Stanfield a chance to apologize.

"Girlhood, have you heard of it?" Emperor Penguin temporarily stopped the electric shock, relieving Stanfield, who was almost in shock, and the intravenous energy liquid replenished his lost salt and water, and the Dionysian factor made him recover quickly, but the Emperor Penguin's sudden question made him obviously stunned.

Emperor Penguin put the electric baton aside, took out a bag of wet wipes, took out one, and wiped Stanfield's face with makeup remover, the clown makeup painted by Emperor Penguin for him had already been stained by his sweat, and it didn't look so pleasing to the eye, so it was better to wipe it: "It's normal that you don't know, after all, after three blows from the black ocean, their fame has plummeted, especially overseas." ”

Stanfield lost his mind and could only mutter, "I'm sorry, sir." ”

Emperor Penguin changed a wet wipe, continued to wipe Stanfield's face, and said, "Well, yes, I learned to be good this time, and I actually remember to say I'm sorry."

Also, don't call me sir, you can call me Professor Yang or Dr. Dr. Yang, I learned electroshock therapy from the genuine version, although I am not proficient in the technique, should I practice it again? ”

Stanfield hurriedly changed his words: "Professor Yang! Professor Yang! ”

"Excellent! Seeing that you're doing well, I've decided to be less strict with you and let's play a game for the two of us. The emperor penguin threw the dirty wet wipes to the ground and said, "You have two choices in front of you, there is no reward for choosing the right one, but there is a punishment for the wrong one!" See, I'm not merciful, you just need to choose one of the two answers, 50% of the chance, take advantage of it!

So the question is, in T~ara, do you stand Xiaomin or Baolan? ”

Who are they? Famous musicians? T-ara, crown? Why I've never heard of it. And their names are so strange, Orientals? Stanfield hesitated, and before he could open his mouth to make a choice, the emperor penguin electric baton came up again, and the pestle hit Stanfield's armpit, which made Stanfield's tears flow.

"I'm sorry I forgot to tell you that if you don't make a choice within three seconds, you'll be punished," said the emperor penguin. ”

Stanfield couldn't complain, and hurriedly made his own choice, at this time, he could only choose one randomly: "I choose Baolan." ”

The emperor penguin smiled with a promising young man, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Congratulations...... Wrong.,I told you before.,I'm not Lolicon.,So of course I chose Hyo-min with a straight body with high legs and straight legs! (It's really not disgusting that Sapphire Blue is less than one meter six)

This time, Emperor Penguin chose to electrocute Stanfield's fingertips, and after the power was on, Stanfield felt as if a needle was constantly piercing his fingertips, and the sharp pain made him subconsciously retract his arm, but his wrist was handcuffed by Emperor Penguin......

Emperor Penguin said, "Goodbye, Director Gordon, I'll come back to see you another day, this time is uncertain, it may be a few days, it may be a few hours." "No wonder Professor Yang is so fond of electric shocks, watching others scream and convulse under the stimulation of electric current, but he can't do anything so cool. And unlike ordinary torture, the electric shock is not tiring at all.

Stanfield pleaded loudly, "Please turn the lights on, please!" ”

……………… I'm the dividing line..................

The emperor penguin was carrying a wooden box of the same style as Leon, rang the doorbell, and then heard a sound of footsteps.

Matilda saw through the cat's eye that it was an emperor penguin, and immediately opened the door: "Welcome home." ”

Because of the money enough, the apartment rented by the emperor penguin is much stronger than the old apartment where Matilda's family lived before, and the bathroom and kitchen are all available, especially the attached large kitchen, so that the emperor penguin, who is the third runner-up of the God of Food, has enough space to show.

Considering that most countries outside the Chinese cultural radiation circle do not eat meat with bones, Emperor Penguin decided to make a German roast pork knuckle for Matilda's siblings, and make a Dongpo elbow to treat himself - although the food in the previous world was delicious, it was not to his taste.

I gave the Matilda siblings two sets of pajamas that I didn't know from which world as gifts, then went back to my room and changed into a light set of clothes and started cooking.

Coming to the kitchen and putting on an apron, the emperor penguin took out a pig knuckle and some spices from the space.

Put your elbows in cold water, blanch for about 10 minutes to remove the blood foam, and then dry with kitchen paper. In the free time of blanching elbows, the emperor penguin prepares the ingredients, cutting the green onion and chili pepper, slicing ginger, and crushing the rock sugar, and setting aside cinnamon, star anise, and tangerine peel.

Matilda changed into her newly bought pajamas and leaned against the kitchen to watch the emperor penguins cook; And her brother was very interested in the one-piece dinosaur pajamas on his body, bouncing around in the living room, running to the kitchen from time to time excitedly, pulling his sister's same pajamas and shouting happily: "Sister, sister!" Look, dinosaur, I became a dinosaur! ”

After the preparations were completed, the emperor penguin put down the kitchen knife and turned around, looking at the two siblings with his hands on his waist: "If you know, you can buy an extra hamster cloak of the same style, and Pikachu pajamas are fine." "Let you laugh at my penguin one-piece pajamas.

The emperor penguin can't say why he likes the image of the penguin - except for his own size. He inexplicably likes to use the Penguin name, even if you say that your name is "Bruce Wayne" in the Marvel world, no one will hear the stalk of Batman, is it because he is called Emperor Penguin?

And as she goes through more and more, the emperor penguin begins to wonder if it really exists. I am a pure Chinese, and I also have the rare surname "Emperor", but in a country that pays attention to names, what kind of parents would let their children be called penguins! And it's still called emperor penguins, the emperor family of penguins?

And in his memory, he has never been ridiculed since he was a child because of the strange name "Emperor Penguin", don't think that his memory is not good when he is young. Even if some classmates give themselves nicknames, they are only the rich second generation.

"Copote!"

Matilda, who was playing with her brother, suddenly screamed, bringing the emperor penguin back to his senses and making him forget what he had been thinking.

The emperor penguin asked, "Matilda, what do you want me to do?" ”

Matilda said, "It's okay, I just wanted to call you out of the blue." ”

The emperor penguin shrugged and said, "Okay! I can't remember anything other than what I was thinking about. ”

After another half an hour, the emperor penguin brought the prepared elbow and tenderloin patties to the table, and the three people who had been waiting for it began to eat.

He also sat down at his own small table, eating half of the elbow and a whole meatloaf that he had left for himself.

The one who suddenly came out was a neighbor, a rich second-generation girl who could be called stupid and sweet - just think about it, Emperor Penguin lives in a high-end apartment, how can a girl like this who has never participated in work at first glance rent it with the meager salary of her first job. Moreover, when the new girl visits the neighbors, the small cakes she gives don't look good, but they are actually the kind of high-end goods - emperor penguins can taste them.

Although the jewelry worn by the girl is not much, in the eyes of the emperor penguin who has been trained by several worlds, it is just an earring, which is not something that the average middle class can afford.

The reason why this beautiful neighbor is silly and sweet is because she was attracted by the fragrance of roasted elbows, and after sending the meeting gift, she recklessly asked if she could stay for dinner. (When Americans moved, it was customary to visit new neighbors, bringing their own baked cakes/cookies.) Say Hi, welcome to the neighborhood, and then say your name and serve the cake. ）

Emperor Penguin didn't have the idea of what to do with the beautiful female neighbor who had just moved in like in the general novel, and he wasn't that interested, and he had the aura of a rich girl with his own.

After the meal, he agreed to the request of the female neighbor named Christina Bell to come to eat often, and then sent her out with a pleasant face, and the emperor penguin breathed a sigh of relief.

Emperor Penguin went back to his room and changed into penguin pajamas, and then nestled on the couch and read books on abnormal psychology, he wanted to study how to defeat a person with abnormal thinking, or change a person.

"Matilda, have you finished watching the anime?" The emperor penguin noticed that Matilda had been staring at her, and then thought of something and said, "Have you decided on the two choices you were given before?" ”

As soon as she heard this, Matilda immediately became depressed: "I have seen your work record, and I want to be an adventurer too." ”

Emperor Penguin patted his forehead with the book in his hand, understanding that the video he had taken before was discovered by Matilda, in the world of "National Treasure" and "Mummy", Emperor Penguin was almost all the whole time with DV shooting, planning to enjoy it slowly in the future (the pyramid is piled up like a mountain, and the national treasure in the mountain of the president of the United States, a city completely made of gold...... It's fun to look at, even if it's in your pocket).

"Are you sure?" Emperor Penguin came up with a great idea and said, "Adventurers need talent, and tomorrow, I will take you and your brother to a place to do a test to see if you have talent." ”

I didn't get a positive answer, but there was always hope, wasn't it? Matilda hugged her brother, who was pretending to be a dinosaur, and laughed happily.