Chapter 5: A Strange Wedding
The next day, a well-known fortune teller in the village came, and Zhou Xiaoyi sneered: "Old Zhou only has one breath, do you calculate it, will it turn around?" ”
The fortune teller's surname is Liu, and they all call him Liu Shensuan, and he hates the situation that iron is not steel, and scolds: "Hurry up and curse your father, son!" …… In vain, your father still arranged for you to marry. ”
"Me!" Zhou Xiaoyi pointed to his nose amusedly, glanced back at his father, whose face was faintly red, and didn't bother to speak again.
He really wanted to see what kind of tricks his father, who had been paralyzed in bed all day, could play.
Liu Shensuan sat at the head of his father's bed, took great pains to dismantle the two birthdays, and then gave two words: "It's not proper!" ”
The father raised his eyes and looked at Zhou Xiaoyi, hoping that his son would say something.
Zhou Xiaoyi really wanted to slap God to death, he didn't believe that he could break the marriage with such an ugly nonsense.
"Listen to you, the sows have to go up the tree, and no one can change what I believe!" Zhou Xiaoyi knows that he can calculate a daughter-in-law, and besides, he is only eighteen years old, who the hell is guilty of nervousness to marry his daughter, so he sings the opposite tune, and he is happy in his heart.
That's it, obviously, and look at you if it's not pleasing to the eye.
Liu Shensuan shook his head angrily: "Son, do you understand, one wrong step, a thousand games will be lost, don't think about raising your head in this life." ”
Zhou Xiaoyi laughed: "Liu Shenguo, you can divorce if you get married,...... What a lifetime, you bluff me! ”
Liu Shensuan waved his hand again and again, and said to Zhou Tonghai, "I can't help you...... Please also be smart. ”
Zhou Tonghai was a little anxious, he wanted to turn over but couldn't get up, he used all his strength, and only forced out one word: "Change ......"
Zhou Xiaoyi didn't dare to talk nonsense, for fear of making his father angry to death, so he quickly hid aside, and was very curious, so he poked his head out and peeked.
Liu Shensuan read all the words, and finally sighed helplessly: "There is no room for change if you commit the life of the firefighter...... can only change the marriage. ”
Zhou Tonghai smiled strangely: "Big ...... Chest ......"
Zhou Xiaoyi knew what his father said, but Liu Shen couldn't understand it, and thought that it was a "big murderer", that is, a sinister marriage,...... He said: "I Liu Shen respects you, you are a rare talent of my generation, since you have decided, I will help you Zhang Luo......"
Liu Shensuan left, but Zhou Xiaoyi pondered for a long time, and touted Liu Shensuan's words.
Could it be that my father, who had robbed tombs for many years, did something out of the ordinary that was respectable?
It's a pity that his father never mentioned a word to him about tomb robbing, or his seemingly beautiful past.
On the third day, Lou Mingjiang, Li Qingxian (Li Qiqi's uncle), Lu Limen and other uncles in the village who were somewhat qualified began to call on the villagers to help decorate the wedding scene, and they all sent chickens, ducks, and even big fat pigs one after another.
Zhou Xiaoyi is a little unsettled, can he really get married? With Tian Xinxin? She is the jewel of the first leader in the county, although her demeanor is a little rude...... How can you be linked to me Zhou Xiaoyi?
has been obscene for a long time, and it must be vetoed, maybe the people in the village saw that Zhou Tonghai was going to die, and out of pity, they all gathered to have a lively time, Chong Chongxi, maybe they could let Zhou Tonghai last a little longer.
The Zhou family is becoming more and more lively, and they also invite the stage team to blow and play every night, which is similar to the New Year.
Zhou Xiaoyi watched the red light on his father's face getting stronger and stronger, as if he was getting closer and closer to a normal person, it stands to reason that he should be happy, but this is not the case, there is an indescribable irritability in his heart, which is gradually rising.
But as the only living person in the Zhou family who can walk and dance, he has to entertain the cheers of villagers near and far, and he has nothing to do with Leyile.
On the seventh day, according to the zodiac festival calculated by Liu Shen, the best time to marry the bride is noon.
Zhou Xiaoyi was put on a groom outfit by his uncles, wearing a big red flower, and was surrounded at the intersection in front of the village, waiting for the bride who carried the sedan chair to arrive.
He was uncomfortable, especially in this outfit, which was completely retro.
He was puzzled, the enthusiasm of the villagers was really high, and they were all looking forward to seeing the bride, were they all sure that 100% of the bride was coming?
But God is not festive, gray, like lead ash, very heavy.
He felt a little stuffy, a little heavy, and a little ridiculous......
He saw Lou Ming's master looking at his watch, and it was about half past eleven...... At this time, there was a cheerful sound of gongs and drums in the distance, mixed with sharp and pleasant suona, and the bride came.
A group of men and women in ancient costumes huddled in a sedan chair, next to a tall horse, the saddle was empty, needless to say that it was the groom's place.
Zhou Xiaoyi wanted to open the sedan curtain to take a look, but unfortunately the uncles such as the Lou Craftsman didn't give him a chance, pressed him on the saddle, like a restless monkey, and rushed home one by one.
At twelve o'clock, when he arrived home on time, Zhou Xiaoyi finally saw a bride wearing a red wedding dress with a red hijab, who looked like Tian Xinxin, but he was not sure.
Worship heaven and earth, worship!
Two worship high halls! Zhou Xiaoyi saw that his father's face was extremely red, like congestion, very weird.
Husband and wife worship each other, worship!
Send the bride into the cave room...... Zhou Xiaoyi was frolicking with the villagers outside, and more of them were toasting, and they had to fulfill all the etiquette of the old generation.
I don't know when, I felt that God was crying and it was raining. Zhou Xiaoyi is already drunk and dazed, and he has to accept a lot of alcohol, it seems that if he is not drunk, he will not let you go.