Chapter 61: The unsightly court controversy

This person is tall and burly, with long hair draped down from his temples, he has the gas of Guan Yu back then, he is born with lying eyebrows and phoenix eyes, and his face is full of heroism, he is Taifu, Wang Ke, the head of the generals!

Just listen to him,

"Your Majesty, the minister also thinks that immortality is a fantasy, thinking that the first emperor of the year, in order to find the medicine of immortality, poured the power of the whole country, and finally achieved nothing,

Han Gaozu Liu Bang in order to seek immortality, and sent someone to refine the golden pill, and in the end it was also a bamboo basket to draw water, I was seventy years old in the first emperor's face, but because of the result of the acquired self-cultivation, I hope that Your Majesty must not blindly look for the medicine of immortality. ”

"That's a mistake!"

Prime Minister Su Ding also stood up at this time!

"Hehehe, I think my first emperor is seventy years old as twenty, not only his appearance is not old, but even his skin and body do not have the slightest appearance of aging, what is this not immortality?

Wang Taifu is forty and seven this year, do you have the body of the first emperor? The first emperor is already immortal, and the feather ascension is a sure thing, so don't be sophistry, right!? ”

"Oh? The prime minister should not say this too much. ”

There was another person standing up among the military attachΓ©s, and he didn't know where he got the courage to talk to the prime minister like this, and after today, these little shoes were not allowed to be worn in the coffin?

"Everyone knows that since ancient times, there have been many people who have pursued immortality, but there are none of them! The first emperor has a seventy-year-old face, Prime Minister, have you seen this?

Have you seen it with your own eyes? I'm afraid such unsubstantiated remarks are out of standard, right!? ”

"Charter! You dare to speak to the prime minister like this, do you still have the prime minister in your eyes!? Yes? The first emperor was immortal, and there were definitely more than one or two people who saw it with his own eyes,

Besides, Wang Taifu, what I just said, what Qin Shi Huang and what Liu Bang, do they have this merit of His Majesty today? Do they rule over such a large number of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains?

What they can't do, but Your Majesty does, then why can't they live forever, and Your Majesty can't live forever either? What makes sense? What is the reason!? ”

"I'm telling you what!? When Taifu mentioned Qin Shi Huang and Liu Bang just now, it was not to say how great they were, but to inform His Majesty that this is a lesson from the past, the former has failed so many times, and even lost the lives of several emperors!

Now you still want Your Majesty to pursue immortality, what are your intentions!? ”

"Hahahaha, why did the first few fail, and His Majesty also failed? What makes sense? What the former can't do, if Your Majesty does it, it proves even more that Your Majesty is a well-deserved true dragon son and a saint of heaven!

Besides, hmph, you keep saying that you don't want Your Majesty to live forever, are you afraid that Your Majesty will rule these thousands of miles of rivers and mountains forever? ”

"You! How can you talk like that?? ”

"Humph! That's what I'm talking about, what's wrong!? How old are you!? ”

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The battle in the court intensified, and the civil and military ministers on both sides suddenly stood up and chattered and cursed!

If it weren't for the fact that the court was not allowed to do anything, it is estimated that the civil officials would have to be beaten down at this time! Especially the prime minister, one person took the lead, and scolded the group of martial artists.

And these martial artists read very little, and they will definitely not be able to scold with a three-inch meat tongue, every word is fine, every sentence is heart-piercing, and they are scolded by the civil officials for not having a temper at all!

I was so stupid at the time, I was the only minister in the audience and I was still sitting there stunned.

The court that I have always thought of is falling apart at this moment,

Shouldn't be... Do you get along harmoniously, think in one place, work hard in one place, work together to build a better home?

Just because of the word "immortal", Beep Lai Lai has been arguing for a long time without a result, so that he is still scolding!

This...

"Wang Qiong, the last time you came to my house to tease my concubine, I haven't settled this account with you!"

"Lao Zhao! Don't pretend to be a good person! Do you think I don't know about your adultery with my maid!? ”

"Fuck you! It was your own maid who came to seduce me without shame! ”

"What are you talking about all that!? We're talking about immortality! ”

"What bullshit Changsheng, Su Ding, I already know where that illegitimate girl outside you is! Don't push me! ”

"Wang Ke! If you dare to touch my daughter, believe it or not, strip your wife naked, tie her to a tree, and whip her corpse! ”

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Such a chaotic court, if it spreads, won't the people laugh off their big teeth?

A group of well-dressed beasts, who seem to be in a high position on weekdays, didn't expect to scold people so without a bottom line, and even someone scolded the previous generation and the next three generations on the other side!

I was looking at it energetically, but I didn't expect the prime minister to look polite in the morning, but at this moment he became a village shrew who didn't know where!

pinching his waist and standing in the hall, he will scold whoever he catches, which means that he should be a husband.

His Majesty shook his head, he really couldn't stand it, and "snapped" the gold case,

"Enough! This is the Futuo Treasure Palace! What kind of system is this!? Arguing in front of me, and even having to do it!? Do you still have me in your eyes? ”

No one dares to quarrel this time, the Sacred Heart is hard to guess, not to mention that His Majesty is really angry now.

One by one, they honestly knelt down in front of the emperor and said something like "the minister should die".

I sat at the end and wanted to be happy but didn't dare, it was very hard to hold back,

Just now, one by one was noisy and had to start the fire, and Qi Yuxuan pinched his waist and straightened his chest, and he didn't put anyone in his eyes at all, and he was instantly wilted by His Majesty's shocking slap.

I covered my mouth and chuckled, but I didn't expect this subtle movement to be discovered by this emperor who had insight into everything, and said to me,

"Ji Wulin! What are you laughing at!? ”

How dare I say I'm laughing!?

Hurriedly walked up to His Majesty, and was about to speak, when the ministers had already returned to their cushions, and suddenly I was left alone in the middle of the court hall!

I suddenly felt a little trembling, and secretly said that I was still careless, but I didn't dare to wipe the beads of sweat on my head.

"Back to Your Majesty, the minister didn't smile."

His Majesty's two sword eyebrows are about to be twisted, and it seems that what happened just now made him extremely angry!

"Why didn't you join the warband just now!?"

I looked up at him blankly! What does that make me say? Is there any difference between me and a seventh-rank official and not joining the battle group? It is impossible for either side to win because of my accession,

On the contrary, it will offend the person on the other side at that time, so why bother?

"Your Majesty! The minister is just a small seven-rank lieutenant, and it is already a great grace to be able to sit here and listen to your teachings, how dare you laugh and play in front of Your Majesty. ”

After listening to my words, His Majesty finally let go of his brows and snorted coldly,

"Hmph, as far as you kid can say." After that, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Then tell me, what do you think about this?" ”

I was stunned... Isn't this a duck to the shelves? They all said that they didn't want to divide camps, and they still had to ask me! So what should I say, I would like to be offended on both sides, but is it possible?

He is bent on immortality, then I can only follow his train of thought, as for who offends and who does not offend, I can't care first, I said to Your Majesty,

"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that what the Taifu and the Prime Minister said just now are reasonable."

No, just this sentence, I won't say any more, Your Majesty looked at me in wonder for a long time,

"Say! Why don't you say it!? ”

"Hmm... Gone! ”

"Hey! Stinky boy, are you playing this with me! Yes? I asked you to talk about how to look at immortality, not how to talk about their victory or defeat. ”

I closed my eyes, it seems that today is the only thing to say, in that case, let's let the storm come more violently,

"Your Majesty, for the matter of immortality, the minister thinks it is possible, and it is extremely likely."

After I said this, the generals were immediately dissatisfied.

"Hmph, the little vertical man dares to make a fool of himself here."

"Who does he think he is? The little seven-rank lieutenant doesn't even need to lift my shoes! ”

"That is, an ignorant child with a hairless chin dares to speak out in front of His Majesty!?"

I ignored their words, and it was inevitable to offend people, so I had to continue,

"In ancient times, the sages were indeed very obsessed with the pursuit of immortality, and they did lose a lot of material and financial resources, and some even lost their lives, but over the years, the emperor's obsession and trust in immortality have not diminished at all.

It's not just you, but also the First Emperor, maybe the First Emperor is the only one who succeeds in the pursuit of immortals, but... Where is he now? What are you doing? We don't know anything,

Since I haven't seen it with my own eyes, then immortality is only a possibility, not an inevitability. ”

Yes, after I said this, the generals changed their tune again.

"Shhhh This kid has some sense. ”

"Hahaha, what a young talent, what a book has been read is different!"

"Well, the afterlife is terrible, the afterlife is terrifying."

Their attitudes were very different from just now, even diametrically opposed, and I was a little embarrassed to hear them, but there was no way, I continued,

"The ancient strange book, the method of immortality recorded in the "Collection of Mountains and Rivers", is about hundreds of upper, middle and lower, and most of the methods are fake when you hear it, and the only possible methods have also been practiced by the ancient sages, and now there is still the last method,

It is to collect the four holy relics, and then through the moon can obtain the art of immortality, I believe that this method, Your Majesty should have also heard of it,

If there's this last way, why don't we put it into practice? My Dayue Dynasty unified thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, and the whole world was full of royal land, and the shores of the land were all royal ministers.

Wherever there are people, there is my Great Moon King Banner, and now I want to find the method of immortality, which is much more convenient.

The minister also suggested that Your Majesty can try it, failure will not do you any harm, if you succeed, it will be a great thing for eternity, and Your Majesty can also live forever and govern this thousands of miles of rivers and mountains forever! ”

The capricious generals changed their minds again.

"Hey, why did this kid talk like that again?"

"Hmph, the puppet is not in harmony!"

"If you have to do something that costs people and money, who is this?"

The civil officials, who had not spoken from beginning to end, also began to applaud at this time under the leadership of the prime minister.

"Good! Well said! Hahahaha! He is worthy of being a hero out of a teenager! Yes!? ”

"The kid said it well, if you have something to do in the future, brother will be the first to support you!"

"What a heroic young man, not bad! That's great! ”

The faces of civil and military officials were different, some were happy and some were sad, some were angry and some were laughing. They all thought that I could speak according to their thoughts, but why should I be on the side of the literati?

There is only one reason, and that is that His Majesty wants to live forever!

All of us work for him, and since it is a part-time job, we must follow his thoughts, do it, and practice it. Let me, a little seventh-grade official, disagree with His Majesty all day long, isn't that tired?

It has nothing to do with who you are heading towards, it's a very important matter of principle.

That is, with His Majesty as the center, follow the royal family wholeheartedly, as long as the Moon Dynasty is still there, then the Ji family is here!

Your Majesty was very pleased when he heard my words, and sat down on the dragon chair and laughed.

"Hahahahaha, do you hear that? Do you hear that!? A group of genuine adults, there is not a single captain who speaks at a high level, what kind of face do you have to argue in front of me?

In my opinion, what Ji Aiqing said is reasonable, we are now rich and the people are strong, what can we do if we send a team of people to find it? Where can I go to work and lose money? Listen, except for Ji Wulin, all those who argue about immortality will be fined for one year! ”

This punishment is actually unclear, the Moon Dynasty is different from other dynasties, in the Moon Dynasty, no matter where you are an official, there is no such thing as 'the mountain is high and the emperor is far away'.

With the existence of the inspection institute, it is impossible to have a corrupt official, but on the contrary, the imperial court's salary for officials is also very high, enough for the expenses of each prefecture, and this deduction is a year... In addition to the civilian officials, the generals were dumbfounded.

They are dedicated to training martial arts, and they rule the country and the world with force, but... There are no brains, no sense of doing business, these civil officials have more or less some property at home, you don't care where you are, at least you will be fined for a year and will not starve to death!

I stood in the center, completely became the focus of the generals' hatred, if the eyes could kill, it is estimated that I would have died hundreds of times.

I didn't expect His Majesty's words to be finished, and he just punished them, so I will be rewarded!

"Ji Wulin listens to the order!"

Here it comes! Here it comes! He's coming! He came with a gift!

I quickly knelt down,

"Chen Ji Wu Lin takes the order!"

"I immediately named you Taichangqing, worship the civil service and the three products, lead thousands of households, 2,000 stones a year, and 3,000 soldiers, and look for the four holy relics for me on a certain day, well... So be it. ”

I was a little confused in my heart, but I didn't forget to shout in a high-pitched voice,

"Minister Ji Wulin received the order, thank Your Majesty Longen!"