Chapter 38: Matchmaking

After Mrs. Jia left, Xiao Ze and the others also went home.

On the same day, after Xiao Ze woke up, he saw that the hour was not early. I got up in a hurry and hurried to the inn.

As soon as he came to the inn, he saw the innkeeper shouting, "Brother Xiao, congratulations on becoming the boss now." In the future, please take care of Brother Xiao. ”

Xiao Ze was stunned for a moment and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Xiao Er said with a smile: "Yesterday, when Mrs. Jia came to the back kitchen to make up for our wages, she told us: From today on, your eldest brother Xiao will be the new owner of this inn.

Let us all do your bidding, and run this inn with you. ”

After Xiao Ze heard this, he silently thanked Mrs. Jia again.

At this time, a few old women came to the shop, and when Xiao Er saw that someone was coming to the inn, he immediately greeted him attentively.

"Xiao Ze, I heard that you are now the owner of this Jia Inn." Tang Yi also came to the inn and saw Xiao Ze flipping through the account books at the counter.

Xiao Ze nodded, and told Tang Yi about Mrs. Jia's departure from Qingfeng Town.

Tang Yi thought for a while: "No matter how much you love each other, after all, shemales have different paths." ”

After saying this, he fixed his eyes on Xiao Ze and asked, "Do you want to change the signboard of this Jia Inn?" ”

Xiao Ze waved his hand again and again: "Don't change." Everyone is already familiar with this name, and if you change it again, you may not be used to it, which may affect your business. Besides, there is no need for it. ”

Tang Yi thought about it, what Xiao Ze said was also right.

At this time, Jiong Yan, Mu Yu, and Yu Ruo also came to the inn.

Tang Yi saw them coming, and immediately went to say hello.

Jiong Yan came to a table closer to the counter and sat down. Just sat down. As soon as I exhaled, I was surrounded by people.

Xiao Ze and Tang Yi looked at it, and Jiong Yan was surrounded by several old women who came in at that time.

Tang Yi touched Xiao Ze and said in surprise: "This Jiong Yan is so powerful, even the old woman is fascinated by him." ”

Xiao Ze also sighed: "It's just that the little girl is fascinated, why is it that even the old lady is worshipping under Jiongyan's prosperous beauty?" ”

Both of them couldn't help but sigh.

Jiong Yan was startled when he saw a group of old women surrounding him, and immediately got up and asked, "May I ask the old people, what is the matter?" ”

An old woman looked at Jiong Yan and asked, "Childe, ...... you?"

Before the old woman could finish her question, a thinner old woman asked, "Where do you live?" ”

Before Jiong Yan could answer, another slightly chubby old woman immediately asked, "Who is in the family?" ”

The remaining old women took turns asking Jiong Yan a few questions.

Jiong Yan wondered in his heart: What are these old women asking these people for?

Several old women didn't wait for Jiong Yan to answer one by one, and asked him in unison: "Son, do you have a marriage match?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the people present instantly understood that these old women might be here to be matchmakers.

Among them, the old woman, who was a little fatter, said to Jiong Yan: "The family surnamed Zhao next door to my family has a daughter who is too plump. I don't know what Childe thinks? ”

has not waited for Jiong Yan to make a statement. The old woman, who was relatively thin, immediately said, "Childe, don't listen to her."

That girl from the Zhao family, I have seen her true face. If you marry her, then you are destined to have only her in your eyes, because she is not usually plump.

When she stands beside you, it's like a mountain. You can't move it, you can't push it, you can't move it. ”

"Hahaha"

Xiao Ze and Tang Yi covered their mouths and laughed wildly on the side.

Tang Yi smiled and sighed: "How fat this Zhao family girl has to be." ”

"You talk nonsense. I know you're going to be a matchmaker for the Huo family's girl. The chubby old woman snorted softly,

Then he said to Jiong Yan: "Childe, if you marry a girl from the Huo family, then you can only speak to the air."

This girl from the Huo family has been thin and weak since she was a child. As soon as you speak softly to her, as soon as you blow on her, maybe she will float thousands of miles away. ”

Mu Yu heard it and asked, "Why?" ”

The slightly chubby old woman deliberately replied loudly: "Because this Huo family girl is thin."

She stood by the wall, and it was a 'shadow puppeteer'. If you move it again, you can watch a 'shadow puppet show'. ”

Hahaha......

When the other old women heard this, they all laughed loudly

An old woman with pockmarks on her face said to Jiong Yan: "Hey, one of these two girls is too fat and the other is too thin, and they are not a good match for the son."

With the style of the son, he should find a young lady to be a good match. ”

The two old women, one fat and one thin, heard the old woman with pockmarks on their faces say this, and the two snorted coldly together.

The old woman with pockmarks on her face glanced at the two of them, and said to Jiong Yan with a smile: "The horse boss of the cloth seller we have here has a daughter in his family, who is good at calligraphy and painting from the piano, chess, and chess, and knows a little about music.

I heard that Childe can play the flute. Wouldn't it be beautiful if the two of you were married and played together every day? ”

"Hmph, in addition to having a lot of money, their Ma family has the most money. And guess what? The fat old woman said in a strange voice.

"What's more?" The others asked in unison.

The fat old woman smiled and said, "There are a lot of pockmarks." This Miss Ma has a pockmarked face. Everyone calls her Miss Ma behind her back. ”

Everyone laughed when they heard it. The laughter stimulated the pockmarked old woman.

The old woman with pockmarks was so angry that she blushed and her neck was thick, her hands were on her waist, and she scolded back.

Not to be outdone, a few old women scolded each other with one sentence and one sentence at a time.

Jiong Yan sat in the middle of several old women, very embarrassed. I wanted to leave under the pretext, but I was surrounded by these old women and couldn't leave.

He only kept looking at Xiao Ze and Tang Yi, and sent them a distress signal.

Tang Yi glanced at these old women and sighed, "This Jiong Yan can't get out now." ”

"Why?" Mu Yu asked puzzled.

Tang Yi shook his head and said, "There are two things in the world that are the most terrifying for men. ”

"Oh? What two things? Yu Ruo then asked.

"This first thing is a woman's tears. If a woman is dissatisfied or unhappy, she will cry directly. Guaranteed to work.

The second is the mouths of the old women, and their mouths are very strong. Especially when meeting an old woman with an arrogant attitude.

If you offend them, they will either scold you to the point of indecency or curse you to the point of disgrace. Tang Yi sighed as he spoke,

"The most important thing is that men can't beat them yet.

If you hit a young woman, and people say that you are a big man hitting a woman, this behavior will be despicable;

If you beat an old woman, others will accuse you of being morally corrupt. ”

Mu Yu thought about it, looked at Jiong Yan again, and asked, "What should I do with Ji Yan Gongzi?" I think he seems to be pestered by these old women. ”

Tang Yi looked at Jiong Yan helplessly, "I hope he asks for more blessings." ”

"I have a way to help him out." Xiao Ze analyzed the situation in front of him and said.

"What's the solution?" Several eyes were on him.

Xiao Ze glanced at everyone and said, "Just look at me." Remember to just watch, not to speak.

If you say something you shouldn't say, then it won't work. ”

Everyone pledged to just watch and not talk.

I saw Xiao Ze cocking his orchid fingers, stepping on small broken steps, and gently twisting his waist from side to side.

Slowly came to Jiong Yan's side, and said to everyone in a loud voice: "Oh, old people, don't scold, let alone be a matchmaker." ”

After hearing this, several old women immediately asked in unison, "Why?" ”

Xiao Ze looked at Jiong Yan shyly, and slowly opened his lips: "Because, our family Xiao Yan already has a heart." ”

"Huh? Whose girl? Several people asked in shock.

"Our family's Xiao Yan, of course he likes me." After finishing speaking, Xiao Ze kept throwing flattering eyes at Jiong Yan.

The people present were so shocked by this sentence that their eyes straightened, and their mouths remained half-open.

The old women glanced at each other, then at Xiao Ze and Jiong Yan. Coming back to his senses, he laughed out loud: "Impossible. You're all men, how is that possible? ”

Xiao Ze cocked his orchid fingers and said in a sharp voice, "What's wrong with the man?" Can't you love each other? To truly love someone, it is the heart of that person to love.

Although I am a man, I am a daughter. Why not? ”

Wow, when the people present heard Xiao Ze's girly voice, they all wanted to vomit.

Especially Jiong Yan, as soon as a mouthful of water entered his mouth, he immediately sprayed it on the ground again.

Mu Yu looked at Xiao Ze's words and deeds like a girl, and asked curiously: "Why is he ......?"

Before he finished speaking, Tang Yi tightly covered his mouth.

Tang Yi lowered his voice and said, "Don't speak, just watch and don't speak." ”

Mu Yu saw Tang Yi's eyes glazed. He immediately nodded in amusement, and stopped asking "why"

Xiao Ze raised his orchid finger with his left hand, gently placed it on Jiong Yan's shoulder, and looked at Ji Yan tenderly: "You say, am I right?" ”

also pulled Jiong Yan's sleeves and sprinkled coquettishly, and shouted angrily at Jiong Yan: "Husband." ”

Phew

Tang Yi and the others looked at Xiao Ze's coquettish appearance, turned their heads one after another, opened their mouths wide and wanted to vomit.

Jiong Yan raised his right hand, wanting to push Xiao Ze away. But his right hand was raised in the air, just touched Xiao Ze's waist, and when he was about to push hard, he saw these old women looking at them.

Jiong Yan thought about it, if he pushed Xiao Ze away at this time, then these old women would not "let go" of themselves.

He immediately replaced the push with a hug and hugged Xiao Ze's waist.

The two big men hugged each other in full view.

Seeing this, several old women whispered: "It's a pity, this son is so good-looking, he actually likes men." ”

The old women immediately took their leave, and the fatter old lady sighed as she walked: "It's a pity." ”

Wait for a few old women to leave.

Jiong Yan immediately pushed Xiao Ze away and asked, "What are you going to do here?" ”

"I'm here to help you." Xiao Ze also said in a sharp voice.

Tang Yi gave Xiao Ze a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Amazing, it's up to you to come up with this plan." ”

Jiong Yan glanced at Xiao Ze with strange eyes, "Even if you want to relieve me from the siege, can you choose a better strategy?" ”

"Isn't this a good plan? I'm going to help you get rid of the "aftermath" forever. Guarantee that these matchmakers will not come again. Xiao Ze spread his hands and said.

Tang Yi came to Xiao Ze and sighed: "It's good, but this strategy can be regarded as killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred."

You are helping Jiongyan get rid of the 'troubles' forever, but you will also receive 'strange eyes'. ”

Xiao Ze said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter. ”

"Xiao Ze, you know what you looked like just now, it really makes people think about ......it" Tang Yi recalled Xiao Ze's bewitching movements, and when he spoke, he made a vomiting motion.

Jiong Yan also stared at Xiao Ze with disgust.

What others say, Xiao Ze doesn't care. But when he saw Jiong Yan, he also looked disgusted, and said "angrily": "Jiong Yan, what kind of expression do you have."

I'm trying to save you, and I don't even want a face. Don't you even say thank you? ”

"Okay, I know. I have made a note of your "great favor". Jiong Yan was also joking.

After Mu Yu heard what they said, he suddenly said, "Xiao Ze, it turns out that you deliberately learned the movements of girls just now." ”

"You just reacted?" Tang Yi really felt that this fish spirit was stupid.

Yu Ruo giggled and giggled.

When everyone was laughing happily, Tang Yi suddenly said to Xiao Ze: "Xiao Ze, tell you something serious." ”

Xiao Ze heard Tang Yi say this and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Prepare a table of good food and wine for me. I'm going to treat you to a meal today. Tang Yi sat on the stool and said.

"Why?" Mu Yu asked.

"We've known each other for so long, we should get together." For Tang Yi's suggestion, everyone agreed. And I'm looking forward to this dinner.

So, Xiao Ze immediately ordered the kitchen to prepare.

Soon, a table full of rich delicacies filled the table. Tang Yi immediately poured wine for everyone.

Tang Yi held the wine glass and said, "This glass of wine, thank you for your help during this time." After saying that, everyone happily took a sip.

Tang Yi poured a second cup, "This second cup is my farewell to everyone." It's time for me to go home. ”

Everyone was happy, but they heard that Tang Yi was leaving. Everyone's mood was depressed all at once.

Jiong Yan held the cup and said to Tang Yi: "Come and see us often in the future." I wish you a lot of care. ”

Xiao Ze and the others put away the reluctance in their hearts, and also blessed with wine glasses.

At this time, there was the laughter of several people in the inn......