654. Zhou Guan
It seems that the sentence "born from the heart" still makes a lot of sense. ”
Ye Jingjing said suddenly.
The fat man looked at her unhappily and took the initiative to ask, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Ye Jingjing only thought it was funny.
The fat man obviously saw that he didn't have a good face for him, and in this case, it should be as far away as possible, so as not to touch the mold, but he actually took the initiative to come up and ask what he meant, isn't this obviously looking for scolding?
It's okay, since you have to be embarrassed and ugly, then I'll give you some color to see.
Thinking like this, Ye Jingjing deliberately made a contemptuous and wicked face, "Huh? Could it be that some people not only look weird, but also have problems with their ears? Looking in the mirror every day, don't you even understand such a simple truth? ”
Because everyone heard the fat man's yin and yang weird words, the scene was a little embarrassing for a while.
What's even more embarrassing is that Emperor Qianling couldn't help it and burst out laughing.
Even so, the people around him are afraid to come out.
This is the emperor, don't say he laughs, even if he rolls and laughs, others will never dare to say anything.
"Why are you suddenly like a hedgehog, with thorns all over your body, and you can even speak so angrily?"
Emperor Qianling smiled while secretly pinching Ye Jingjing's face, well, it feels good.
"Anyway, what I'm saying isn't a good thing, why are you putting on a good face? Since I want to be a wicked person, then I will be evil to the end, isn't it just yin and yang, who wouldn't? ”
Ye Jingjing said, deliberately giving the fat man a disdainful look.
Although the two of them bit their ears with a voice that only they could hear just now, the fat man could still guess that what they said was not a good thing, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Concubine Niangniang, why do you belittle the appearance of others without being speechless?" ”
"Oh, I didn't say people, I said rats, what are you doing on yourself in such a hurry?" Ye Jingjing retorted.
The man was choked for a moment, and it took a long time to react, "Rats don't look in the mirror every day!" ”
"Yes, but some people still look like rats." Ye Jingjing said unceremoniously.
Because this fat man looks too much like a mouse, it is almost the same as saying that he is open.
This fat man was the person next to the Dasheng Monarch, but the Dasheng Monarch was just riding his horse in front of him, walking unhurriedly, as if he hadn't heard the commotion behind him at all.
"Concubine Niangniang, don't deceive people too much." The fat man gritted his teeth. "I don't think there's anything to offend you."
Ye Jingjing raised her eyebrows, and her voice was sharp, "I've seen people pick up money, and I've seen cheap people, but I haven't seen anyone picking up scolding!" Didn't nominate or mention your surname, why are you so happy to put your infamy on yourself?
"Also, you just said that you didn't offend me, so what's the matter with your previous yin and yang weirdness? Hmph, it's psychologically dark, so it's hard to speak, but it's really like a mouse in the gutter! ”
"Me! ……”
Before the fat man's words could be spoken, he was blocked back by Ye Jingjing's series of words, "What are you?" You are allowed to speak to annoy me, and you are not allowed to refute it? Are only the governors allowed to set fires and not allow the people to light lamps? Wow, then you're too double-standard! ”
She deliberately glanced at the back of King Dasheng and deliberately amplified her voice, "Or are you Dasheng people so virtuous?" ”
Sure enough, as she expected, the Great Sheng Monarch stopped.
This time, not only the fat man was anxious, but several accompanying Dasheng officials were also anxious, "You, you are talking nonsense!" "That's it, what are you doing in the car?" "You woman is so careful!"
Ye Jingjing didn't bother to deal with them, just waiting for King Dasheng's reaction.
She deliberately pulled the topic over, the purpose was to let King Dasheng stop pretending to be deaf and dumb and come out to preside over the overall situation as soon as possible.
He pretended not to hear it before, apparently deliberately covering up the fat man; In any case, the fat man is a person of Dasheng, and if he and the emperor Qianling rashly teach a lesson, it will be inappropriate.
And Ye Jingjing's approach is also very simple, since King Dasheng doesn't want to take the initiative to wade into troubled waters, then he will drag him in and let this farce end as soon as possible.
Things were indeed as she expected, King Dasheng turned his horse's head, and the first thing he did was to reprimand the fat man with a calm face, "Zhou Guan, why are you so rude?" Don't apologize to Ye Guifei soon! ”
Ye Jingjing was happy, "Yo, is he really called Zhou Guan?" ”
Zhou Guan's face was indignant, but because of his king's gloomy face, he still turned his head to Ye Jingjing and saluted, "Below...... There are many rudenesses below, and I ask Ye Guifei to forgive her sins! ”
After that, he was about to turn around and leave, but Ye Jingjing suddenly said, "Stop, who allowed you to leave like this?" ”
Zhou Guan was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, he heard Ye Jingjing say confidently, "If you apologize, I must forgive?" There is no such good thing in the world. ”
"You, you, you......" Zhou Guan's eyes widened in anger, no matter how much he stared, his eyes were still so small.
"Your entourage over there also said just now, I'm a woman who is careful, of course you can't just forget it."
Ye Jingjing said with a smile, but it made others think that she was like a fox, full of cunning.
Even this fox stole the hunter's trap and put it around, and Zhou Guan, a few fools, stepped into it.
"Then what do you say?!"
The matter has come to this point, and Zhou Guan also knows that no matter how much he theories, it is useless, so he can only ask angrily.
Ye Jingjing's face became even more gloomy, "You have such a big breath, I am also the concubine of the Great Calendar, what kind of official position are you?" ”
Seeing that Emperor Qianling's face was also covered with dark clouds, King Dasheng hurriedly jumped off his horse and stretched out his hand to drag Zhou Guan down.
Zhou Guan is such a fat man, and the fact that King Dasheng can actually drag it down with one hand really surprised Ye Jingjing.
"Zhou Guan, you are really bold!"
King Dasheng scolded while pressing his head and forcibly asked him to kneel down and apologize to Emperor Qianling and Ye Jingjing.
"I'm sorry, it's me who doesn't discipline strictly on weekdays, and please don't worry about him!"
The Great Sheng Monarch bowed slightly and gave a fist salute.
An emperor can do this, and it is really enough to bend and stretch, Ye Jingjing naturally can't be difficult for him anymore, so he can only keep his mouth shut and let Emperor Qianling preside over the situation.
And Emperor Qianling was also at ease, and in a few words, he brought this matter over in a few words.
The unpleasantness was resolved in this way, and Zhou Guan followed behind King Dasheng in a gloomy manner, keeping his head down, and did not dare to speak disrespectfully.
"You really looked like a bad woman just now." Emperor Qianling whispered in Ye Jingjing's ear. "Well acted."