Early in the morning, Zhou Qingfeng felt that his life was messed up.

Out of nowhere, such a halfling wanderer sneaked up on the roof of his dwelling, grabbed a few stones and tried to throw them at the boy's head. This guy with a short circuit of nerves is actually the Dark-Sun elect that Ciric has just given him strength.

I'm sick in the brain!

In the world of swords and sorcery, there are too many intelligent races. Each race has its own characteristics, such as halflings, most of whom are teasing. This is a free-spirited, free-spirited race that is carefree by nature and loves to get into trouble everywhere.

Unlike gnomes and dwarves, halflings are miniature humans. They are petite, agile and intelligent, insulated from the words reliable and industrious, with wonderful ideas in their heads, and their favorite profession is that of thieves.

When it comes to exploring, infiltrating, hiding, deceit, halflings are racially gifted. The female halfling who appeared in front of Zhou Qingfeng was the best among them, looking like a child-faced Lori who would never grow up.

"Her name is Kelly, her original name is unknown, and she comes from a certain tribe of halflings in the south. She committed many major crimes in several principalities, and was hunted down by the paladins of Tyre, the god of justice, and had to flee to the Northlands for refuge.

Kelly has an excellent gift for lies and fraud, and I couldn't have found a better fit. Even though she's a halfling, I don't have a choice right now. ”

The petite halfling thief dangles his calves on the roof, and Ciric explains its origin and characteristics. Zhou Qingfeng pursed his mouth and shouted: "Xili, shoot her down." ”

Before the shout fell, a sharp arrow shot out from the corner. This arrow was accurate and ruthless, and extremely fast. The halfling on the roof was laughing haha, and in the blink of an eye, he was hit by an arrow and fell, and a few grunts rolled off the roof, falling to the ground motionless, and a large pool of blood flowed.

Zhou Qingfeng grimaced, pulled out his cavalry knife, and walked slowly towards the body of the halfling. Healy stood behind him, drew her bow and arrows, endured it for a while, and then said, "Master who is arrogant and arrogant, be careful that this halfling is not dead." ”

'Swift Shadow' also emerged from the doorway with half a brain, and said for a long time: "Yo ......, halfling, the best assassin and scout in the main material world."

Many demon commanders died under their venomized daggers. These little dwarfs are very insidious and cunning, and there are many little tricks, the best thing is to steal other people's wallets, and the second best thing is to play dead. ”

Zhou Qingfeng stood and stopped two or three meters away, raised the mud monster tongue spear on his arm, and shouted in a low voice: "If you don't get up again, I'll make a hole in your calf." ”

The bleeding corpse rolled over, kicked on the spot and jumped onto the wall.

She showed no signs of injury, didn't bounce around, pointed to the skull of 'Shadow' on the wall and scolded, "You are the dwarf, your whole family is the dwarf." You wicked undead, why don't you come and bow down to the great elect of the dark sun? ”

scolded 'Swift Shadow', and the halfling scolded Healy who was holding an arrow, "And you are also very bad, sneaking aside to hide just to yin me with an arrow." Luckily, I was prepared, or I would have been shot by you. ”

After a few curses, she suddenly stopped staring at Healy's chest, looked down at herself, and exclaimed, "Oh my God, I always thought that the gods wanted to punish me for being too fond of stealing, so they gave me a breast that was too big for even human women."

The area was so big that I was so obstructed that I had to tie it up. And you're ......, it's so pitiful. Did you do something wrong to get a giantess's breasts? ”

Healy was firm and cold-looking, but the word 'punishment' seemed like a curse to her. She also looked down at her chest, and immediately burst into tears, "I'm just a poor elf, but I have met a lewd and evil master. ”

It's over, and now Sheilly won't stop crying for half a day.

Uncle Zhou covered his head, and 'Shadow Shadow' also sighed. Instead, the halfling thief jumped off the wall, ran to Healy's side, patted her on the shoulder, and comforted, "We are all the same, I understand your pain too well." Don't worry, I'll take care of you later. ”

After that, the halfling thief shouted at Zhou Qingfeng: "Hey, in the name of the voters of the dark day, I ask you to return this poor girl's freedom immediately." ”

Before Zhou Qingfeng could pout and refute, Xili cried non-stop, but grabbed the halfling's hand and shook it off, "Stay away from me, I'm just a poor elf, and I have to rely on a master who can make money in order to survive, so I don't have a wallet on me for you to steal." ”

When the stealing hand was caught, the petite halfling only laughed a few times, and then approached Zhou Qingfeng again: "Actually, I'm just joking with you, don't be too nervous." Looks like you're Victor. Hugo. ”

Uncle Zhou raised the cavalry knife coldly, without any intimacy. The halfling girl smiled and whistled, and naturally turned around and walked towards the 'Swift Shadow' at the door.

The skeleton warhorse snorted, a rich flow of negative energy came out of his body, and his eyes glowed red, "Don't come near me, I don't have anything on me for you to steal." ”

So the halfling turned around as freely as shopping, and sighed: "Forget it, forget it, the people here are really unfriendly." I'm here to help, but you don't welcome me at all. With that, she kicked the ground on the wall and ran away.

Zhou Qingfeng looked at the direction where the halfling thief left, and shouted in his heart: "Ciric, this is the voter you sent to cooperate with me?" ”

"Wait, wait." Ciric said twice.

After a while, the halfling chirping voice sounded outside the courtyard wall, "Okay, okay, no need to drop the oracle, my head hurts." I see, can't I be obedient? She appeared on the wall again, waving at Zhou Qingfeng with a bowed head.

"Hi, my name is Kelly, I'm a halfling, and I'm a voter in the dark right now. Don't ask why Dark Sun chose me, I don't know. I thought it was a lot of fun, but now that I'm so bored, I'm a little sorry for it. ”

In the eyes of the halfling, not allowing the wallet to be stolen is a great boredom.

Zhou Qingfeng didn't say anything on his face, he was already shaking his head in his heart. At this moment, the 'Swift Shadow' at the door shouted: "Master, Old Borg has brought a friend to you." ”

The dwarf witch doctor was already standing in the doorway, and it was accompanied by a tall, lanky strange man who looked like he had come out of a primitive tribe, and was covered in ornaments made of parts of various plants and animals.

"Hey, Victor, haven't you always wanted to find a priest? Let me introduce you to my friend, Justen. He shares my belief in the 'Mother of Plagues' and should be able to help you a little. ”

The old dwarf pointed to the tall and thin stranger, feeling that his recommendation would definitely satisfy Zhou Qingfeng. But when Uncle Zhou saw this strange person with tuberculosis, his brain was going crazy.

'Mother of Diseases'? Isn't that Talona, the goddess of poison and disease?

Zhou Qingfeng has recently made up for the god system of the other world, and he knows very well that the 'Mother of Epidemics' is not a good thing - the people who deal with Lao Tzu for Mao are all evil gods? I'd love to have a few good believers.

For example, the female pastor of Eros Shuna, who is passionate and unrestrained. The daughters of the goddess of magic, beautiful and amorous. A believer in the moon god Suren, beautiful and gentle. It's okay to have a girl under the black skin Elise Cui, they like to dance ** the most when it's dark.

"Ciric, it must be all your fault."

"What's my business? I only let my voters help you, and I didn't let that ugly old witch of Talona send a priest. ”

"There must be an evil guy like you, so I'm either a bunch of pig teammates or a bunch of evil guys around me."

"Why don't you say it yourself? You're not a good person to attract all this kind of waste around you. ”

"Ciric, you dare to taunt me, double the rent next month."

"In order to cooperate, I compromised and chose a beautiful girl but voters. You still ask me for rent, you kid is worse than me. ”

One man and one god are again caught up in daily quarrels, and others think he is thinking about whether to accept the pastor of the 'Mother of Plagues'. 'Swift Shadow' shouted at the door again, "Master, you seem to have become famous, and someone is coming to visit you." ”

Uncle Zhou stopped the meaningless quarrel and asked angrily: "I'm almost a vegetable market here, and the evil god sent his subordinates again?" ”

A rickety old man in a black robe appeared at the door of the room, and he laughed in a hoarse and ugly voice: "Evil god? As a necromancer who hovers between life and death, I believe in the lich god Visharon, and my lord is truly an evil god. ”

Zhou Qingfeng slapped his head and shouted frantically: "God, am I going to become the big boss of the evil forces?" ”