Chapter 20: Lunch

After the armistice treaty was concluded at Tosaka Mansion, Rin Tosaka and Emiya Shirou began a cooperative mode of mutual love, and began to cut out the spell carved by a certain Rider on campus in his spare time, so as to avoid the terrible consequences of the enchantment that could be unfolded at any time.

The emperor penguin, who knows little about the mysterious side, stays on the roof to watch the scenery, and he is in a new mood - because there is hope for his homecoming!

He lifted his left hand and pulled the sleeve up to reveal the tech-savvy watch on his wrist, which he had relied on after losing his planestime ability.

That was last night, his mind wandering through his almost infinite space, trying to find something from his collection that would help him recover his memories or abilities, and then he found the watch, remembering everything that had happened to him.

At that time, he was searching for wealth in the world of major disaster movies, and met a person with the same goal as him in New York, the world of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow".

Originally, the two were fine, and even because they had a common skin color and language, they also had a simple exchange, and after understanding each other's purpose, they also cooperated - after all, there are many luxury stores on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, and jewelry and so on are enough for them. And to break through the thick layer of ice, even if you have tools, one is enough.

"That guy was pretty unlucky." Emperor Penguin remembered the past, and an innocent smile appeared on his face: "There are so many movie worlds that can make a fortune, but they met with me; And also exposed his hole card - this watch with the ability to travel through time and space. Don't blame me for being rude, I'm not a good person anyway. ”

Watch: Plane Quest: Seek the embodiment of the third magic, the evil of the world brought about by the tainted Holy Grail (Angra Mainyu)

Rewards: Directional Time Travel Charge +1, Progress (0/20)

Penalties: None

"Huh!" Emperor Penguin sneered twice: "This is forcing me to seize the Holy Grail, no wonder you didn't take him away in time when I did something to that kid, it turned out that I was looking for a more powerful host." ”

The watch did not respond to Emperor Penguin's words, but kept showing the published tasks.

Emperor Penguin pulled his sleeve, covered his watch, looked at the schoolyard chasing and fighting female students, and thought about his plan: "First of all, the Holy Grail is definitely going to be in hand, and this does not conflict with my original plan;

If you want to plan the Holy Grail, you must obtain the Little Chalice as a device to keep the soul of the dead Servant, and stabilize the magic between the "Great Grail" and the present world, there are two small chalices, one is Illya, who represents the Einzberen family, and the other is Sakura Makiri......"

The emperor penguin was silent for a long time, sighed, and patted the back of his head: "For Mr. Mao, I can't get around Wei Gong Shilang, my God!" Didn't you mention in your heart to help him open a harem? Even the system helped him - he really deserves to be the hero! ”

While he was talking to himself, Rin Tosaka, who was blushing, pulled Emiya Shirou and ran to the roof, and the sound of the door opening startled him.

Seeing that it was two acquaintances, Emperor Penguin turned off the optical imprint equipment that made him invisible, and said to the two who were surprised to see him: "Why do the protagonists like to run to the rooftop when they are eating lunch boxes?" Not only was this place uncleaned for a long time, but it was also windy at any time. I won't talk about summer, but now it's winter! ”

Rin Tosaka ignored the emperor penguin's complaints, and instead pinched his waist and asked, "Copote, why are you here?" ”

Emperor Penguin shrugged his shoulders and raised his hand to Shirou Emiya, who was carrying the bento box: "First of all, I am worried about your safety, in case of a surprise attack by other servants like the other days ago, after all, you left Archer at home."

And because of him, as a magician, he was actually manipulated by Caster with magic last night, and then ran all the way to Liudong Temple. (There is a magic circuit in the magician's body that converts life force into magic, which negates some magic that interferes with the magician's actions, such as the hypnosis of Emiya Shirou's stroke.) )

If it weren't for Archer's action, he would probably have been able to hit GG, not only would the spell be stripped off, but even Sabe might have to be given away.

Then he still refuses to listen, and Archer finally saves him from Caster's hands, but he insists on chasing Caster, saying that he 'doesn't need Archer's help'.

Unable to bear it, Archer had no choice but to slash him, and then handed him to Saber to take him back, otherwise your life will probably be handed over to Caster - by the way, Einomiya boy, how are your injuries? It looks good, but there is no sign of injury. ”

Emiya Shirou subconsciously touched his back and said, "The wound has healed, and the wound has healed automatically since Saber brought me home last night." ”

The Emperor Penguin knew in his heart that it was the distant land of Avalon, the scabbard of Saber's Excalibur. When the scabbard is close to Saber, it will allow the wielder to heal from any injuries. Ten years ago, in order to save Emiya Shirou's life, he deliberately buried him in his body. At the same time, it is also a summoning Saber to come out to the media

- This information only came to the emperor penguin's mind, and he didn't say it, because it would cause unnecessary trouble for himself.

Rin Tosaka lowered her head, drew circles on the ground on her toes, and said in an apologetic voice, "Emiya-san, about the incident last night...... I've already put a curse on Archer this morning, and our alliance is still there, so he won't do anything to you. ”

"You're so generous!" The emperor penguin said a nonchalantly beside him.

Emiya Shirou hurriedly waved his hand and said to Rin Tosaka, "Shouldn't Tosaka-san apologize for this incident, didn't Archer's slash to me destroy our alliance?" As Mr. Copote said, Archer only did that to keep me from taking any risks. ”

"Great." Rin Tosaka raised her head and said with a little joy, "It's hard for you to think like that." ”

The emperor penguin, who had been ignored repeatedly, took off his helmet, took the brown paper bag containing lunch from Rin Tosaka's hand, and opened it to take a look: "Sandwich? Adolescent teenagers eating this will be nutritionally unbalanced. ”

Rin Tosaka wanted to reach out and take it back, but was nimbly dodged by the emperor penguin, and he didn't see any big moves, but Rin Tosaka couldn't even touch the corners of his clothes.

"Okay, Master, how about I treat you to ramen? - Authentic Huaxia Lanzhou ramen, as a gift to celebrate the two of you untying the knot. The emperor penguin didn't understand, so he asked Rin Tosaka to take the paper bag back.

Rin Tosaka pinched the paper bag in one hand, crossed her arms and held her head high, and said, "Okay! You'd better ...... in a minute."

Before she could finish her sentence, Emperor Penguin released a table from the space, on which were two bowls of steaming Lanzhou ramen, covered with a thick layer of beef, so much meat that could bankrupt the owner of the ramen shop.

"Bell, bell, bell!" Emperor Penguin took out his mobile phone from the space and played the background music ("The Great Wall") that often sounded when "Little Master of China" introduced the dishes, and then he solemnly introduced: "The noodles are made by the master himself; The soup base is not the kind of curry powder brewed from the ramen shop behind the school, but an authentic beef bone stock; You have also seen the beef, and the best sauce beef is not comparable to the thin, paper-like beef at the back of the school, which has no taste at all - you two, or try it. ”

Rin Tosaka and Shirou Emiya were stunned the whole time, and only closed their mouths after being reminded by the emperor penguin, Rin Tosaka pinched his waist and said, "Where is the stool?" What about chopsticks? Turn off the background music. ”

Emperor Penguin took out two chairs and two pairs of chopsticks, and the vinegar bottle and chili oil that must be indispensable were also placed on the table: "Balsamic vinegar and chili oil are added according to personal taste, please use them slowly." ”

After the two masters had sat down to eat, Emperor Penguin took out a music player in the shape of a one-to-one violin, put it on his shoulder, and pulled it up with a bow as if he were like it.

To the melodious sound of Mozart's Violin Concerto No. 5 in A major, two people eat ramen with strange faces.