Chapter 14 Opening Ceremony

"Hey! You two, don't sleep, get up! Webber suddenly ran out of his room and excitedly knocked on the door of Wei Shiwen and the King of Conquest: "Hurry up and open the door, I have good news to announce!" ”

"Here, don't make any noise, I have to go to work tomorrow, I don't even let people sleep well, although the owner of this shop is written in your name, but the actual owner is me, and now I am facing your face, I am the boss!" Wei Shiwen threw the palm-sized thing he was assembling back into his pocket, got up from the bed, and opened the door for Webber with a sleepy look.

After opening the door, he found that Weber was knocking on the door of the conqueror next door, and when he saw Wei Shiwen coming out, Weber was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that Wei Shiwen was now facing his face, and said excitedly: "There is already a person out, and the Assassin (assassin) has been killed." ”

"Oh." Wei Shiwen responded, but did not show a strange look, and it just so happened that the king of conquest, wearing a white vest and printed beach pants, opened the door, and said with a flat face: "The assassin has been killed?" Got it. ”

"Hey! Whether you understand the significance of the assassin's being killed or not means that the Holy Grail War has begun. Webber looked at his two unmoved servants, and was angry, pointing at Wei Shiwen and saying, "Are you not covered with adhesive tape on your face so you can't make an expression, there is already one person who has been eliminated!" And you're here to play a business game, and I'm not calling you out to make money by opening a store, but to win the Holy Grail and win. ”

"Yes! Masta, does it sound like you know a lot about war? Wei Shiwen said with a smile on his face: "Then let me ask you, if you win the Holy Grail that can fulfill all wishes, what wishes will you make?" ”

"I ...... I just want to be judged fairly. Weber, who was asked about the question, clenched his fists and swore a general oath: "Let the empty-eyed people in the clock tower know that they are wrong, know that there is no necessary connection between bloodline inheritance and magic cultivation, and know that my talent is ......."

"In that case, your wish has been half fulfilled." Wei Shiwen pointed to the Conquest King and himself: "Other masters can only have one servant, but you have summoned two, with me and the conquest king, the two top servants, want to lose?" Hard. ”

"Wait a minute!" Webb thought of something, expressed his mood with exaggerated movements, and said: "We should be talking about the assassin being solved, not why I should be in the Holy Grail War!" ”

"Oops! It was discovered. Wei Shiwen snickered like a bear child who had been exposed to tricks: "But Masta, do you know the art of war?" ”

Webb shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”

"It's good if you don't understand." Wei Shiwen said secretly, then cleared his throat and raised his voice and said: "There is an old saying in Huaxia, because the original text is too condescending, I won't tell you, in the language of modern people, it is translated as this, in a war, what you see is actually what your enemy wants you to see." Masta, how did you see Assasin killed? ”

"I used rats and some birds as messengers, and served as eyeliner to send the three of them to create the Holy Grail War." Webber said, "But the envoy sent to the House of Einzberen was killed by the magic barrier before he could even enter the forest outside the house on the outskirts of Fuyuki; The envoy sent to the Maki family was eaten for no apparent reason, that is, the envoy sent to the Tosaka family came in handy. ”

"I didn't think of it and still be able to use this trick." Wei Shiwen smashed his right fist into the palm of his left hand, and said: "I have a lot of things in my inventory that can be used as spy equipment, and a mere atmospheric satellite can come in handy, and one or two will be launched another day." ”

"Hey! Don't digress from the topic. Webb said with a fuss.

"Sorry, I'm used to it, I haven't changed it for a while." Wei Shiwen apologized first, and then said: "If that assassin has a skill such as the shadow clone technique, then it is possible that the one who is killed is just an inconsequential clone, even if the sacrifice is great, but it can deceive all the hostile masters, completely turn from the light to the dark, and be out of the competition list by all the masters, it is also worth it." ”

"Isn't it!" Listening to Wei Shiwen's spoiler, Weber instantly felt his scalp tingle, and felt a deep fear of the assassin's master, but completely ignored that his servants were not at ease, and insidious tactics emerged one after another.

"The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth. Let him come as many times as he wants, and I will go all the way. As long as we get our own plans right, no matter what he does, he won't be able to withstand the Iron Fist. Wei Shiwen flaunted his few literary talents and said, "Masta, do you know how to make magic props?" It's to attach a magic spell to the bandage that promotes rapid healing of wounds, preferably the kind that makes people aware of the presence of magic, but don't know exactly what magic is - I just ignored that. ”

"That's easy." Webber agreed without hesitation, then thought for a moment and said, "But can you remove your suit of armor from my room?" With it in the room, I always feel hairy in my heart, and I can't sleep. ”

Wei Shiwen shook his head and said, "No, it's something I specially used to protect you." The king of conquest, why don't you speak? ”

After opening the door, the king of conquest, who did not speak for the whole time, was eating snacks and watching military documentaries, he pointed to the latest stealth fighter of the US imperialists on TV and said: "Little brother, look, this big black iron block called B-2 is really amazing, I want to buy him a hundred first, what do you think?" ”

"Northrop Grumman B-2 stealth strategic bomber?" Wei Shiwen said with a smile: "The strongest country on the entire surface of the United States only has twenty planes, and you want a hundred planes as soon as you open your mouth, although I can afford the money, but I don't want to buy this kind of garbage thing." ”

"I see, are these things rubbish in the eyes of the little brother?" The King of Conquest said thoughtfully: "In that case, is the biggest obstacle in the king's way to conquer the world, the man called US President Clinton, nothing more than this in your eyes?" ”

Wei Shiwen raised his head and said proudly and confidently: "Yes, if it is not unnecessary, I can wipe this country called the United States of America off the face of the earth in three days - this is still based on the premise of not destroying the continental framework." If you really think the B-2 stealth fighter is good, then I'll give you something better. Don't be a pity, just use it as a toy, I have money. ”

"Well, I have a question?" Webber interjected: "The desire of the king of conquest is to conquer the world, and Wei Shiwen is a hegemon who rules the world, the two of you should be in a competitive relationship, but why do you look like you are happy." ”

"Because I've ravaged the world once, and it's no longer interesting for me to conquer it again, so the two of us don't fundamentally clash. On the contrary, the sense of accomplishment of helping a person walk the path they have walked is incomparable. Wei Shiwen said, "What I hope for, in addition to helping you win the Holy Grail, is to kill other hostile Servants, or along with their Master." ”

The King of Conquest looked at Webb and said, "Webb, let me ask you, do you see clearly the servant who defeated the assassin!" ”

Webb thought for a moment and said, "The servant of the Tosaka family?" Whether it's the appearance or the way of attack, it's a person with a golden light, and the attack happens in an instant, and it's not clear at all. However, the only thing that is certain is that the guy has more than one plural number of Noble Phantasms, at least more than twenty. ”

"Ahh With so many treasures, it can't be the guy I've ever seen! Seeing both of them looking at him, Wei Shiwen explained, "The guardian of inhibition, Heroic Spirit, the Noble Phantasm is an inherent enchantment that can create all the swords he has ever seen - but that guy is red. ”

"I'm on fire." The King of Conquest stood up, his clothes already the same as when he was summoned, and said, "It's time to go out and have some fun, little brother, lad, we should go on a campaign—I wish we could meet a servant once." ”

Wei Shiwen said: "Conquer the king, don't be in a hurry. Masta, let's make the bandages first, I have a hunch that that thing should come in handy. ”

"I'm tired all day during the day, and I have to go out at night!" Webb said bitterly, "I'm going to rest......!" ”

…… Dividing line ......

The unscrupulous Emiya Kiritsugu is not compatible with Saber Artoria, who is loyal and upright, and has the glory and pride of being a knight king, so he makes his wife Alice Fell the acting lord and acts with Saber to attract attention in the light; And the reincarnation Xu Xingchuan, who has no bottom line in some aspects, reached an agreement on tactics and strategies with Emiya Kiritsugu, and the two of them and his female assistant named Kuyu Maiya smuggled to Fuyuki City, and then hid in the dark, collecting information about the rest of the servants and the imperial master through various means, and modified their tactics accordingly.

As a bait, Alice Phil can be described as dutiful, abandoning many people who can't earn enough money in a lifetime to buy a luxury car, a silver-haired beauty in high-end fur and Saber Artoria in a slim suit walk through the streets of Fuyuki City, and the two beautiful women who are noble, mature and upright, walk side by side, which really attracts the attention of a large number of people, especially they are still in the high-traffic shopping street.

As an artificial person of the Einzberen family, Alice Fell has not left the Einzberen Castle in Germany since the day of her birth, so the people who are used to ordinary people coming and going are busy, but in the eyes of Einzbelen, it seems to be extremely novel.

"Now, Saber, what kind of scent is this, it makes me feel hungry." Alice Phil asked, sniffing the scent of food in the air.

"It's the flavor of spices and meat and vegetables when cooked at high temperatures," Saber says. ”

"That's what it's called a restaurant." Alice Phil pointed to a restaurant with a flower basket in front of it with a banner that read 'Opening' and said, "Now, Saber, let's go eat!" ”