In broad daylight, in a restaurant in Gotham City, a gang of gang leaders sat together to discuss what had happened recently.

"Hell! What should we do! Gambol, a black man, gave advice to Maloney, who was also a gang boss, but he cursed: "With Colbert, our money is clean, don't worry about the police and that hateful Batman, but now he's gone with our money." ”

Maloney smoked a cigar and said, "You should trust Colbert, Gambol, he's more capable than we thought he would be - though, he prefers that we call him Tony Stark, the Iron Man."

It's been almost a year since Batman appeared, and if it weren't for Stark's iceberg restaurant laundering money for us, as well as various means of dealing with horses' feet, we would have been sent to prison by Batman a long time ago!

Remember those irradiation-treated banknotes? The police bought a lot of goods from us, and let the money be pooled into our hands through the people below, so that as long as we had the equipment to detect radiation, we could find the location of our bank in a nutshell. If it was before, we couldn't have coped with this method at all, but now, we blatantly put that money in the bank, and the police have no reason to check it, because it is our legitimate income! If they have to trouble us, it's not going to be easy! The government, the police, the courts have our people, they have no evidence. ”

"But Copot has ......," Gambol said.

"Haha, hahaha, haha, haha, there are two prisoners in a cell, one of them is going to be locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only locked up for two weeks, why? Hahaha! Because the murderer had already been shot two weeks later. The clown walked in with a weird laugh and told a joke that wasn't funny.

Facing the murderous eyes of the crowd, the clown pulled out an empty chair and sat down, looked at the gang and said, "It seems that my joke is not funny, and your partner said that telling a joke before talking will give me a sense of humor, so as not to frighten you cowards...... Now it seems that he knows you so-called 'underground rulers' very well. ”

Gamball, a black man, said angrily: "Collaborators? Copote? If you can't tell one, two, three, I'll screw your head off and kick it as a ball. ”

"Tony Stark (Emperor Penguin) was right! You are like a pufferfish, you will only raise yourself up and intimidate the enemy when you are in danger, but you have no ability to resist at all. The clown taunted the gang leader, as if he were stating the facts: "Only when someone eats you will you be poisoned by the secretion of toxin...... Oh no, as long as the person who handles you is swordsman, it won't be affected at all, but will have a good meal. ”

The clown looked around, licked his lips nervously, and said, "Oh, that's how unhappy you look, so I'll tell you another joke." What do green grapes say about purple grapes? Breathe, you fool! ”

One of Gambol's subordinates walked up to the clown, and just wanted to subdue the clown, but the clown was sprayed in the face with something like anti-wolf spray, and in a trance, the gang member subconsciously inhaled those cyan mist.

"Poof", the gangster fell to the ground, his body convulsed, his hands pinched his throat, like a fish that only fell on the shore, his mouth opened one by one, and he quickly lost consciousness, even though the gangster member was a black man, but it was obvious that his face was bruised and swollen, and his jugular veins were distended.

The clown placed the bottle on the table and said, "The gadgets made by Emperor Penguin Tech lose their effect after three seconds of contact with air. Once in a person's lungs, they will bind to the mucous membranes of the lungs, rapidly expand in size, fill the alveoli of the person, and that person will die of suffocation - so, the clown should listen carefully to his jokes. ”

The rest of Gambor's men wanted to take out and grab it and try to do it to the clown, but the clown immediately pulled open his coat and showed the high-explosive *explosive* ammunition tied around his waist to these people, so frightened that the little brother with the gun shrank back: "Don't be impulsive, I just told a joke." And these little things are connected to my pulse through some kind of device, and if my heart rate is too slow or too fast, they turn us into fireworks...... It was a very unsightly scene. ”

Maloney hurriedly stopped Gambor's men: "Gambor! Rein in your men and let him continue. ”

The Joker licked his lips nervously and said, "Batman has been in Gotham for a year, and his appearance has made you show another unknown side of Gotham - fear, panic, and not even the courage to appear at night." ”

The grumpy Gambol slapped the table and said, "You bastard, you first stole our money, and then came and made a big fuss at us. ”

"Gambor!" Maroni, who was smoking a cigar, stopped Gambol once again and looked at the clown uncertainly: "Listen, we let you sit here because Colbert, not to listen to your nonsense. ”

The clown made a gesture of waiting, then took a piece of paper from his pocket and read it aloud: "Then Tony Stark appeared, and he dragged the timid you into the moonlight, breathing in the sins of the night.

Why? Because he is the real emperor of crime, and you are nothing more than cowards who have grown up on money and violence. ”

"What do you want to express by saying so much?" Gambol didn't have the patience to listen after all, and said angrily: "I've had enough of you clown! ”

The clown leaned back in his chair and spread his hands and said, "I'm just being asked to taunt you." Because his game was fun and appealed to me, I would love to keep him going. But you capable and brainless people may get in the way of his plan, so - put a smile on your face! ”

The clown quickly pulled out a test tube from his arms and threw it on the ground. The battle between the test tube and the ground ended with the shattering of the test tube, and the liquid nerve gas inside quickly evaporated and spread, being inhaled by the gang members, who then burst into laughter.

There are many types of laughter: eyebrow smile, bitter smile, fake smile, skin smile without laughing, crazy laughter, ridicule, sneering, lewd laughter; The smirk, the sinister grin, and so on are not listed, but there has never been a laugh that has made these mafiosi so miserable as it is today. Although they don't have the urge to laugh mentally, their bodies laugh involuntarily and laugh with all their strength.

With each laugh, about 80 muscles from the face to the abdomen are involved in the movement, which accelerates blood circulation in the heart and respiratory function in the lungs, so it is uncomfortable for everyone to laugh out loud for a long time.

"Hahaha, hahahaha, haha, what the hell is this...... "Maroni laughed and knelt on the ground, clutching his abs that hurt from the strenuous exercise, and couldn't even say a complete sentence.

"Do you want to ask what's going on?" Although inhaling this involuntarily laughing nerve gas, the Joker showed no signs of laughing: "One of the products of Earth Technologies - laughing gas...... But it's not a crude thing like nitrous oxide. When inhaled, it stimulates your nerves, causes laughter, and can make you lose your resistance in half a minute, and you can be unconscious in three minutes due to lack of oxygen to your brain......"

After about three minutes, the gangsters who were laughing weakly fell to the ground, and then Emperor Penguin and Tang Yimo walked in, followed by the scarecrow and his newly recruited men, and the unconscious Harvey Dent was dragged in.

"The cast is already here, and our opening animation is about to start recording, and a good opening animation will add points to the game." Emperor Penguin said: "Hurry up and set up the props according to the previous design, we need to leave and hand over the venue to our protagonist." After saying to the scarecrow's men, the emperor penguin pinched his waist and faced the clown: "Mr. J, please go outside in the interview car, the show is about to start - how the prosecutor of Gotham City single-handedly exterminated the gang." ”

The clown said: "Let a man with law and order as a weapon execute darkness violently - is that what your boss said, kill a good person?" ”

The emperor penguin's voice is processed by the helmet's voice changer, so it sounds mechanical: "The knight slays the demon, and is corrupted by the demon's blood, and becomes a demon ......"

- Because of the explanation in advance, the scarecrow's men rearranged the restaurant according to the emperor penguin's design.

The dead bodies on the ground were dragged away; The tables that were put together were divided and rearranged. The unconscious gangster and their younger brother were helped up and placed on the newly moved stool and told to lie down around the table.

Harvey Dent was also dismissed in this way, but because of his status, he did not share a table with the gang members, but enjoyed the table in the corner alone.

Someone has installed a surveillance camera in the corner of the restaurant, someone has installed a device that sprays atomized fear gas at regular intervals, and the emperor penguin silently glues a few smartphones under the table.

"Big guy, what are you using that phone for?" Tang Yimo asked: "You have a lot of strange things in your hands, my audience is very curious, explain." ”

Emperor Penguin said: "The mobile phone is an ordinary smartphone, but the SIM card is not an ordinary SIM card...... have you seen "Ace Agent"? ”

"I've only seen the first one...... The legs of the blade girl are still fresh in my memory (the female killer under the villain Valentine), but what impresses me the most is the princess's chrysanthemum - ahem, the audience, please vote in the barrage, stand on the blade girl's brush rocket, stand on the princess's brush villa, and stand on the yacht of the heroine who has no sense of existence. ”

Emperor Penguin: "......"