"Copote! There should be a limit to what is not serious. Rin Tosaka stroked his forehead and said, "Your associative ability, it's really condescending to not be a screenwriter!" ”

Emperor Penguin raised his hand and shook his finger at Rin Tosaka: "NO! NO！ NO！ Master, it's not Lenovo, it didn't give me advertising money. This is the conclusion of reasonable deductive reasoning based on the available information. ”

Rin Tosaka put down the hand covering his forehead and looked at the smug emperor penguin with a suspicious look: "Copote, when did you learn to reason?" According to your usual behavior, you don't look like that kind of person! ”

The emperor penguin's expression changed from pride to modesty, pinched his nose and said, "Recently I was watching "The Daily Life of Sherlock Holmes and Watson", and I learned from it. ”

"Why haven't I heard this book? Was it written by Conan Doyle? The ambiguous title of the book made Rin Tosaka's face blush slightly.

Emperor Penguin nodded and said, "Yes, it has another name - it's called "The Complete Sherlock Holmes Detective Works". ”

"I knew it!" Rin Tosaka holds her head in her hands, indicating that she has a headache with the emperor penguin's nonsensical and off-line from time to time, which is too embarrassing: "Why don't my two servants (servants) make people worry. ””

Emiya Shirou also laughed awkwardly, he didn't know what to say at all, so that the atmosphere would not seem so awkward.

"Master, now is not the time for a headache." Emperor Penguin spoke, "Shouldn't you inform the organization that specializes in wiping the ass of magicians, I remember it's called the Templar Church or something."

As long as you shout, a group of people in black suits and white gloves will come out, who are good at destroying corpses, erasing memories, and being proficient in all kinds of work of washing the floor. ”

Rin Tosaka's head was full of black lines, and he clenched his fist with one hand and smashed it fiercely at the emperor penguin, but he easily dodged it, and almost accidentally injured Shirou Emiya, and missed, Rin Tosaka gritted his teeth and said, "Say that you will die after the aftermath!" A noble magician is about the same as a gangster in your mouth. No, it's worse than the gangsters! ”

"It's the same job anyway, can you use a different name to show that your behavior is superior to others?"

"You're a strong word, you're ......"

"The Fist of Steel will bring down all ghosts, snakes, and gods, and the mystical side of superstition will eventually collapse in the light of science."

“……”

Emperor Penguin let out a long breath, as if he was tired of arguing with Rin Tosaka, but only he knew that this nonsense was actually to vent his malice that had risen up at some point, and at this time the urge to tear something apart in his heart was quelled, and the inexplicable sense of tyranny made him frightened - was that really himself? Still is......

I couldn't find the words to refute Rin Tosaka's bulging cheeks, his right hand was on his waist, and his left index finger was pointing at the emperor penguin, but he couldn't say a word in a rage.

Listening to the cross talk, Shirou Emiya, who had been watching for a long time, began to speak, he played the role of a peacemaker, and stood between the two and said: "Two, two, the first thing now is not to quarrel, but how to deal with the endgame left by Rider." If we delay any longer, I'm afraid that something will really happen to the students. ”

The emperor penguin stands upright, puts the palms of both hands up in front of the lower abdomen and the level of the navel, and lifts the palms of the hands to the chest when inhaling; As you exhale, your palms are down, and your palms are pressed down to the level of your navel: "Relax, relax, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good, it is not good." ”

"That, Colbert...... Sir, could you please take Sakura out of school first, and the bugs in her body will be left to you. Emiya Shirou turned to Sakura Makiri, and when he said this, his expression was extremely serious, like his unshakable determination.

Rin Tosaka shifted the object of his anger, shook his fist and said, "Although I don't know what the Maki family does to Sakura, but Copote, you have a solution to those things, then Sakura will be handed over to you!" ”

The emperor penguin saw that Shirou Emiya and Rin Tosaka had put their posture very low because of the imprint insect in Sakura's body, and the playfulness that had been immersed began to boil again, and he deliberately pretended not to know Sakura and said, "Who is Sakura-chan?" Sakura Haruno ("Naruto"), or Sakura Kinomoto ("Sakura the Card Girl"). ”

Emiya Shirou stopped Rin Tosaka, who was dancing like an angry cat: "Tosaka-san, calm down and don't be impulsive." ”

Rin Tosaka wanted to flip over Emiya Shirou's shoulders and beat the emperor penguin who deliberately pretended to have amnesia with his fist: "You let go of me, Emiya Shirou!" He won't get serious if he doesn't beat him up. ”

"Am I late—yes, with Copote, it should be easy for you to solve the problem." Red A suddenly appeared, and when he saw Rin Tosaka who was like a naughty boy fighting, he chuckled and asked.

Rin Tosaka, who found the gas bucket, broke away from Emiya Shirou's block, took a half step forward with his right foot, pinched his waist with his left hand, pointed at Red A's nose with his right index finger, and leaned back slightly with his upper body, (The movement of the empress of "One Piece", but the angle of looking up is not so big) The coquettish little girl scolded: "Archer, why did you only appear now, there is already a Servant who has disappeared." ”

Red A had a look of knowing me, but said in a curious tone, "Which rank of Servant has disappeared?" ”

“Servant Rider。” Emiya Shirou interjected.

Red A glanced at Emiya Shirou and said coldly: "Emiya Shirou, although I am restricted by the order spell and cannot do anything to you during the cooperation between you and my Master, it does not mean that we are allies. ”

Seeing that Red A's tone was not good, Emiya Shirou smiled wryly.

“Archer！” Rin Tosaka returned to her normal posture and called out Red A complainingly.

Red A raised his hands slightly and made a gesture of surrender: "Okay, okay, okay, I know." Rin, it's my tone that is a little heavier......"

"Click, click." The sound of someone eating a mini watermelon rang out at an inopportune time, attracting everyone's attention.

Emperor penguins are standing leaning against the wall, holding a translucent plastic box full of coin-sized miniature watermelons, and the emperor penguin is eating one bite at a time.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, the emperor penguin hurriedly hid the plastic box behind him, and said like a child guarding food: "Don't look at me, look at me again, you are still looking at me, and I will not give you food—a group of poor people living in a country with scarce supplies." ”

"We didn't mean that." Emiya Shirou said.

Emperor Penguin put the plastic lunch box back into the space and patted Emiya Shirou on the shoulder (actually taking the opportunity to wipe his hands), and the leader reminded the newly recruited intern and said, "Boy, take your girl out, we still have important things to do." ”

"Sakura-chan!" Emiya Shirou remembered Sakura again after the emperor penguin's reminder, walked into the classroom quickly, and carried Sakura Makiri, who was still in a coma, out in the posture of a princess.

Emperor Penguin smiled cheaply, touched Rin Tosaka with his elbow and said, "Master, you see, they don't look like the groom hugging the bride when they get married - except they're wearing school uniforms instead of wedding dresses." ”

Rin Tosaka looked away and said gloomily, "How do I know!" ”

"Mr. Emperor Penguin, where are we going next?" Emiya Shirou, who was holding Sakura Makiri, asked.

The emperor penguin replied, "Go to the top of the building and leave in my stealth plane." ”

"Emperor penguin, I've always had a question for you," Rin Tosaka said, looking at the emperor penguin, "how did you bring those strange things?" ”

Emperor Penguin stopped and turned her head to look at Rin Tosaka for half a minute, when she began to wonder if she had something dirty on her face, and then began to wipe her face with her hands. The emperor penguin applauded, and he had a smiling expression: "It's been so long, and someone has finally asked me this question!"

Since you have asked in good faith, I will tell you with great mercy - that is my future high-tech equipment, subordinate, yuan, space, room, bag! I gave it a cool name, Void Kamizo.

The Void Kamizo has space that can hold the mainland of Japan, and the weapon yield I collected in the Void Kamizo can blow up and sink the mainland of Japan many times, making "Japan Sinking" no longer a movie. ”

“……”