Chapter 9: Finalized
Seeing that the fat man was almost vomiting, Shen Jinsan helped him up: "Let's go, I'll take you to wash first." ”
The fat man said with a big tongue: "Lao Tzu's jaundice water is about to spit out!" I don't remember what happened! ”
Shen Jinsan let go of the fat man: "Don't talk nonsense, go wash it yourself, I see that you are more energetic than me!" ”
Wu Zhengyi smiled and said, "Hahaha! I have long seen that it is very suitable for this kid to be a Taoist priest! ”
The fat man ran into the bathroom and shouted, "I'm not a Taoist!" Resolutely do not do it! ”
After Shen Jinsan finished cleaning up the filth on the ground, he stood beside Wu Xin: "Uncle Wu, what happened to the fat man just now?" ”
Wu Xin: "Ghost upper body, what else can it be!" ”
Shen Jinsan: "I also thought about it, the fat man suddenly became unrecognizable to me, he wanted to jump off the building just now, so I went to pull him back, but the two hundred and five directly me, he pinched my neck, and I didn't dare to make a heavy hand, fortunately Uncle Wu, you arrived in time, otherwise I would have almost been strangled to death by him!" ”
Wu Xin: "Not everyone can pull out the spirit body like Dad!" When I was in the tomb of King Yue and I, if it weren't for the bronze mirror of the corpse beside me, it is estimated that you would be much worse than the fat man! ”
Shen Jinsan asked, "What will happen if I can't extract the spirit body?" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Will run out of yang qi and die of exhaustion!" ”
The fat man wiped his face with a towel, and walked over and said with a hippie smile: "Isn't it the meaning of exhausting people's death!" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Well, you can also say that! In fact, Wu Zhengyi's understanding of "exhaustion" and the fat man's "exhaustion" are not the same thing at all, Wu Zhengyi reacted after a few seconds, he glared at the fat man fiercely, and the fat man immediately shrank his neck and hid behind Shen Jinsan.
Wu Zhengyi: "Okay, the matter is settled, and it's almost time for the people in the village to come!" ”
Sure enough, as Wu Zhengyi expected, the old man Shi Yong gathered under the stilted building with more than a dozen people, and they didn't dare to come up, but the old man Shi Yong shouted there: "Old Wu, there was such a loud noise just now, what happened?" ”
Wu Zhengyi walked down the stilted building and came to the opposite side of the old man Shi Yong: "Be a mother!" It's really sad to alarm so many people to worry about us at such a late hour! It's not a big deal, just now a weed ghost was bumped into by me, so I cleaned it up for him! Hahaha! ”
Old Man Shi Yong: "Oh! I see! Lao Wu, you are still as beautiful as you were back then! ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Hahaha! As a mother, make such a big move, let you laugh, it's nothing now, everyone please go back and rest! ”
"Good! Good! Good! I really can't believe that there are weed ghosts in the village now! Old man Shi Yong turned around and waved his hand to the clansmen behind him: "Everyone please go back, it's nothing!" ”
When he walked back, the old man Shi Yong glanced back at the room of Shen Jinsan in the stilted building, and then returned to his residence with the help of his grandson Shi Lin.
Wu Zhengyi returned to the stilted building and saw the fat man eating there: "You can still eat!" ”
Guo Fatzi: "Uncle Wu, I vomited all my essence just now, I'm hungry now, if I don't eat some, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep later!" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Okay, you eat, eat more, when you get up tomorrow, I see if you can eat!" ”
Wu Xin: "Dad, why did you lie to them just now that they were catching a weed ghost?" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Hmm! The things on the fat man's body were deliberately put by someone, this kid whistled, just in his way! ”
Shen Jinsan: "Deliberately? Why? ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Someone doesn't want us to go to Jinfeng Mountain!" Or maybe they're tempting us! ”
Shen Jinsan: "Uncle Wu, you and Wu Xin should go back and rest first, I think you must have spent a lot of energy just now, just take care of the fat man!" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Hmm! You also rest early, the fat ghost is not necessarily all bad, the guide's matter will definitely be settled tomorrow morning, if you have time, you may have to leave for Jinfeng Mountain tomorrow, Wu Xin, let's go! ”
The next morning, Wu Zhengyi woke everyone up, but Guo Fatzi couldn't get up, he was swollen all over, his limbs were weak, and he had to rely on Shen Jinsan's support to walk.
Wu Zhengyi asked the fat man: "How is it, do you feel like you are about to go to the west!" ”
The fat man stiffened: "It's okay!" I drank too much water last night and was a little edema! ”
Wu Xin covered his mouth and snickered on the side, and Shen Jinsan slapped the back of Guo Fatzi's head with his hand: "Pay attention to your speech!" ”
When he came to the stilted downstairs, Shi Lin was already waiting there: "Uncle Wu, Grandpa asked you to go to his place for breakfast." ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Okay! Good! ”
A few people came to the old man Shi Yong's residence, which was still the same room without stools, and a hearty breakfast with Miao characteristics had been set on the wooden table.
Old man Shi Yong: "Old Wu, you are here!" Let's all sit down and eat! ”
Wu Zhengyi: "Be a mother!" I'm really causing you trouble, then we're welcome! ”
"What is this called?" Old Man Shi Yong took out his cigarette pouch and pot again and smoked it, and the rest of the people began to eat breakfast early, except for Guo Fatzi.
Shen Jinsan: "Fatty, why don't you move your chopsticks?" ”
Guo Fatzi remembered Wu Zhengyi's words last night and whispered embarrassedly: "I can't eat it!" ”
Wu Zhengyi: "It seems to be a little sunny today, you go outside to bask in the sun, and I'll get some herbs for you to eat later." ”
The fat man hunched his back, slowly moved outside like an old woman, and sat on the stairs to bask in the sun, causing his companions behind him to laugh wildly!
Wu Zhengyi finished breakfast and began to discuss the matter of the guide with the old man Shi Yong: "Be a mother!" You look at the guide, how did you think about it? ”
The old man Shi Yong patted the cigarette pouch pot on the heel of his shoe and said: "Shi Lin said that he wanted to be a guide, originally I didn't agree, but well, Shi Lin has to go with you, the eight cows can't stop it, the child has grown up!" Don't listen to grandpa! ”
"Grandpa! I ......" Shi Lin, who was kneeling next to the old man Shi Yong, wanted to stand up and speak, but was pressed in place by his grandfather.
Old man Shi Yong: "I'm going to Jinfeng Mountain!" You also know, don't say that looking for black seedlings is to go back to the lot, even the front of the Yin Valley is not the average person dares to enter, last year there was a medicine collector went in and did not come back, and only the stone forest in the village has been to Jinfeng Mountain, when you rescued him back, you also said, half of it is God blessed! Old Wu! I have only one request this time! Bring me back the stone forest in its entirety! ”
Wu Zhengyi thought for a while before answering: "Okay! But you'll have to get us two muskets! ”
Old Man Shi Yong: "Okay! That's it! Shi Lin, you go and pack up, prepare some dry food and water, and tell Xiao Maozi to prepare a bamboo raft! ”