Don't you say you can't eat the duck? He was confused.

She was a little embarrassed, "It's not right to say you can't eat it, you can." See how the meaning of 'eat' is used. ”

"I don't understand......" he was really at a loss.

She simply said, "Aren't you prostitutes, modern people say antonyms, but ducks are male." ”

"......" He understood what his daughter-in-law was talking about this time, and he grabbed her dissatisfiedly, and was so angry that he smoked, "Daughter-in-law, you actually want me to sell my body?" ”

She was pinched by him without pain at all, and glanced at him, "The third brother has thick eyebrows and a straight nose, handsome facial features, and you can make the dead angry, I believe that if you are willing to 'sell', many girls are willing to pay a large price for you." ”

Xiao Yuchuan was praised happily in the first two halves, and was so angry that he couldn't laugh in the second half of the sentence, "Su Qingyue, are you really willing to 'sell' your husband?" ”

"Of course I don't want to ......"

He was glad to hear this, and she added, "You won't give me the money you 'sell'." ”

He almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, "Daughter-in-law, Zhu Qi's death, you haven't tested it yet, and I will be angry with you if you are a father-in-law." ”

"You want to die, there's a wall there." She pointed to the wall of the firewood room, "If you don't cherish life, don't waste air in life." ”

"If you live, I am willing to die." He insisted, his face serious, "Don't say anything that will make me sell myself in the future, otherwise I will ......"

"Otherwise what?" She, Su Qingyue, is not threatened.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his voice almost burst out of anger between his teeth, "I'm going to rape you in front of the corpse, and I'm jealous of him!" ”

"......," she was silent, "I was defeated by Xiao Yuchuan, a cheap man." Okay, okay, your current market price is not high, so I won't sell you. One day when you are short of money, you will be asked to sell ......"

Seeing that the top of his head was so angry that he was smoking, and with an expression that his eyes were about to burst out and strangle her, she changed her words, "I mean, when you are short of money to sell goods, you are so stingy?" Won't you want to make money? ”

"Daughter-in-law, I found that after you came up from Hantan, your brain has become smarter than before." He used to make her suffocate, why is it now.

She said, "This is called feng shui in turns." I've gotten smarter, you've gotten stupid. ”

"Is there one?"

"Yes, it's stupid."

"Daughter-in-law, if I am stupid one day, do you want me to do it?" He asked with a smile, his neat white teeth glinting.

"Don't. I'll throw you away if you're stupid. ”

"Don't." He was in a hurry.

"I mean I don't want you."

"I mean don't want me......" he changed his words, with a solemn face, "don't want me, no matter what the situation!" ”

"Okay, the corpses are really going to give us a lot of anger." Su Qingyue put on two gloves and looked very unserious, "Third brother, I'll teach you an autopsy now." First, check the deceased's clothing, bloodstains, length, and appearance of the deceased...... You see that this corpse is so fat, it must have eaten well before it was born. ”

As she spoke, she wore gloves and broke open the mouth of the corpse, "You must bring a condom when touching the corpse, otherwise the fingerprints will remain on the corpse, and people will think that you killed the person." ”

"Oh." He honestly learned, "No wonder the daughter-in-law prepares...... Set, daughter-in-law, you're talking about gloves, right? ”

"Or else?" She gave him a blank look, "Do you think it's a bi-pregnant-condom?" "It's not yet invented.

"What is a dodge?"

She prevaricated impatiently, "It's a special glove." ”

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