Chapter 35: The Stench
(PS: It's really difficult for the author, he didn't create the characters, the process of plumping up the characters, being scolded, shaping the characters, plumping the characters, saying water...... Isn't that very difficult, you say?)
Wu Ming was a little confused, he took the invitation in his hand and looked at it again and again, confirming that this was an ordinary dinner invitation, and he couldn't understand why Iluvita was so serious, which made him a little nervous.
But since it was an invitation, the guest was as he pleased, and he also had to participate, so he began to prepare immediately, first as a gift, and he didn't know who the host of the dinner was, so the gift was not easy to choose, and finally he simply took a legendary-level strange thing to fill up.
And then there's the evening dress or something......
"Anyway, why are you wearing a maid's costume too?"
Wu Ming stood in front of the mirror, Lilith was wearing an evening dress for him, it was not this that Wu Ming cared about, anyway, he had degenerated into a feudal social lord, and the matter of being served by others had already existed, what really made him feel that it was the maid costume that Lilith was wearing, and it was also the kind of maid costume similar to Lucifer's, black silk, the skirt was very low, and then there were some modifications, that is, Lilith's clothing collar was lowered......
Lilith blushed and said, "Miss Lucifer said that this is a standard maid outfit, and said that the lord is out alone, so you must be careful of those bewitching ...... Uh, anyway, Miss Lucifer has dressed me with this, my lord, isn't it...... Ugly?" Lilith deliberately bent over as she spoke.
Wu Ming covered his nose and said angrily: "It's okay...... It's okay, in short, it's okay. ”
When Wu Ming put on the dress and left, Lilith was stunned for a long time, and then she clenched her fists and whispered: "Niang Xipi, good, Lilith, that's it, you must know that you were a succubus before you became a blood clan, although you have no previous memories, but the instinct of the succubus should be recalled quickly, Lilith come on!"
Then Wu Ming went to the banquet hall with the reception staff, and what surprised him was that this banquet hall was actually in the central temple of the capital, which was amazing, this is the main temple, and it is also the place where the silver moonlight ascends to the holy place, which can be said to represent the face of the silver moonlight, the holy seat of the elf race, is usually a solemn and honorable place, and it is not impossible to hold a banquet here, but it must be approved by the silver moonlight, or similar to the annual birthday day, organized by the temple itself.
"Am I in the sight of the silver moonlight?"
Wu Ming nodded secretly, this was also expected by him, to be exact, it was expected by Ziya of the blood clan, long before coming to the Elf Empire, Ziya and Amor had deduced this dozens of times, basically they expected all kinds of situations involved, the most exaggerated is that the elves are competing to send daughters, to win him over, although Wu Ming himself thinks it is impossible, but it does not prevent him from thinking about it during that time, thinking about the cuteness of the elf long-eared mother and so on all day long.
Showing his strength in front of Iluvita is itself part of Ziya's plan, which is very beneficial for the next tasks, such as getting certain privileges, reducing some trouble, and making the elves more scrupulous after acting, and in Ziya and Amor's expected deduction, after Wu Ming shows his strength, the highest value is the holy position of the elf clan, and this is also reasonable.
After Wu Ming entered the venue, he found a large number of elves and dignitaries, from their clothes, from their movements and demeanors when they communicated with each other, Wu Ming could naturally find their social level, to put it simply, it was similar to the kind of hypocrisy in the Middle Ages in Europe, of course, there are many modern times.
And with Wu Ming's arrival, these elves naturally looked at Wu Ming, with puzzled, disdainful, or sneering, etc., obviously they did not receive a report from the high-level, or they did not know the purpose of this banquet, and Wu Ming just smiled, seeing these elves in front of him, the elves' impression in his mind finally began to meet expectations, obviously, Iluvita is an exception.
Wu Ming randomly found a corner to stay, and watched these elves discuss and chat there, as time passed, gradually there were elves coming, and the people who arrived were obviously getting higher and higher, until at a certain point, he saw Illuvita.
And what amazed him was that Iluvita was wearing a pearl-white beautiful dress, followed by several maids to the banquet hall, as soon as she entered the banquet hall, there was immediately a large group of young male elves surrounded her, these male elves were like peacocks in estrus, all of them tried to show their feathers, in Wu Ming's opinion, these should be aristocratic male elves, their clothes are too grotesque, all men are still wearing skirts, and stockings, and all of them are oily and powdered, and they are actually powdered, and they also spray perfume......
Are these men!?
Wu Ming thinks that if they go to the earth world, they will definitely become a very peculiar life, and that life seems to be called a women's clothing boss?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, a voice sounded next to him: "This gentleman is very faceless, is it the first time to come to our elven empire?"
Wu Ming turned his head to look, and saw a very brightly dressed, even exposed, female elf, her appearance is also extremely beautiful, and her figure is also excellent, although it may be slightly inferior to Illuvita, but it is definitely an explosive figure, she saw Wu Ming turn her head, she smiled lightly, and at the same time patted her chest and said, "Sir hasn't answered my words yet." ”
Wu Ming looked at the face of this female elf, he sniffled and said, "Well, I just came to the elf clan." ”
The female elf naturally walked to Wu Ming's side, almost sticking to Wu Ming, and said at the same time: " These young talents have been pursuing my sister, but unfortunately my sister's eyes are too high, and it seems that no one looks down on them, you must know that these young talents are all famous talents in our elf race, such as the one who is the highest, he is a famous literary student of the Imperial University in the empire, and he is also the literati closest to the great writer, and that one, his magical talent is very good, it is said that he is never close to people, but when he was to my sister, he became a nymphomaniac, and ......"
Wu Ming's nose continued to twitch, and he smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'll go get some food." With that, he was leaving.
Unexpectedly, this female elf actually walked side by side with him directly, and said as she walked: "Look at Mr. Miansheng, I guess I am not familiar with this place, otherwise I will introduce some celebrities to Mr. They are all heroes in our clan, and everyone has a meritorious career." ”
Wu Ming just smiled, but didn't say a word, and as he and the woman came out of the corner, suddenly the eyes of the elves looked at them, some of the male elves showed a playful smile, and some of the male elves showed a playful smile, but they didn't say much, the same, Iluvita also saw this scene, she looked at Wu Ming and the woman with a little nervousness, but because there were people talking to her around her, she couldn't stay away for a while.
And the woman next to Wu Ming was talking all the way, her voice was soft and good, and she was attached to Wu Ming's arm unconsciously, and the explosive figure kept rubbing against Wu Ming.
Wu Ming continued to smile, took the food, and then walked towards the outside of the hall, and the female elf seemed to be unaware, and actually wanted to grab Wu Ming directly, until this time, Iluvita walked over, she coughed lightly and said, "Elisna, how about you go and entertain some other guests?"
The female elf named Illisna smiled and said to Illuvita, "Sister, don't you like to entertain these guests the most? I see that my husband seems to be a little tired, why don't I take him to a quiet place to rest?"
As she spoke, she bent down slightly, and directly took Wu Ming's arm, and at this time, the male elves around seemed to be coming over here, Wu Ming looked at Iluvita, and when he saw the look in Iluvita's eyes, and the way the woman next to him was holding his hand, he laughed.
"Really...... Actually, I really hate palace fighting scenes. ”
Wu Ming said this, and then he directly shook off Ilisna's arm, and said at the same time: "Miss, don't you know how to clean it before you come to the banquet hall? And that gentleman, you looked at your good friend and ran to me, didn't you come out to say a word? She has the smell of you......"
"It smells foul, so, Miss Trouble, can you stay away from me?"
Suddenly, Illisna's face was flushed, her eyes were full of disbelief and resentment, and the elven youths around her all looked at Wu Ming with a shocked expression, and Iluvita walked up to Wu Ming and said softly: "Sir, our elven clan is subtle, you ...... It's too blunt to speak. ”
"Hahaha, so what? I really don't understand that this kind of behavior can be called subtle?" Wu Ming pointed directly at Ilisna and said at the same time.
Then he looked at the rest of the elven youths and said, "To deal with these things, and then to be subtle, and to understand their behavior and feelings, sorry, I can't do it......"
"I'd rather be more subtle, Miss Iluvita, could you please show me around? ”
Wu Ming stretched out his hand to Iluvita, and Iluvita naturally took his hand and walked towards the outside of the hall with him, and said as he walked: "Actually, I don't like this atmosphere either, and what is the other implication you just said?"
"Uh...... Can I see your breasts? Miss Iluvita......"
“...... Mr. Wu Ming, please respect yourself!"