"My God, do you know what impersonation is and what is a true immortal?" Mei Qingjiu retorted, "If I were really a fairy, you would have been eaten by me a long time ago." ”

"I'm riding, don't tease." Jiang Heng warned.

Mei Qingjiu hummed.

When he got home, it was already twelve o'clock, and Jiang Heng went to fetch water and wash.

Mei Qingjiu entered the small world, and saw that 091 was killing chickens, and a lot of chicken blood was placed next to her, she rolled her eyes and came out with a bowl of blood, and rubbed to the door of the bathroom faintly.

"Brother Xiao Jiang, I'm not happy."

Mei Qingjiu and Jiang Heng have always been straightforward, and she will say it whether she is happy or not.

Jiang Heng turned around, "Why?" ”

"Brother Xiaojiang!" Mei Qingjiu shouted, "If you laugh again, I'll tell you, my blood tank will be empty." ”

Jiang Heng stepped forward with a smile and reached out to touch her head, "Mei Xiaojiu, why don't you say it, you have already breathed out your brain?" ”

I vomited blood in anger, and I don't know if it's chicken blood or duck blood in this bowl.

"This girl is kind enough to help you clean up the scum, but you still dislike me for pretending to be bad. This makes me angry. She said and stretched out the chicken blood in the bowl in front of Jiang Heng, "Look, I'm vomiting blood." ”

Jiang Heng, "......"

He turned his head away and laughed.

"You wait for me."

Mei Qingjiu ran to the kitchen next door, but two minutes later, she came in with a bowl of batter.

"See, my brain." After snorting angrily, he began to pretend to cry, "What a broken husband, my brain and blood are out, woo, my brain is ......"

"Who says I didn't get my brain out?"

"Oh? What about your brain, take it out and let me see it. ”

He wanted to see what else Mei Xiaojiu could make.

Oh my God!

With this reminder, Mei Qingjiu realized his mistake.

At this time, Jiang Heng's voice sounded in her ears again, "Mei Xiaojiu, I'm really very lucky, I'm glad that you chased me persistently before, otherwise without you as a pistachio by my side, my life would be so boring." ”

The way she held the paste bowl and pretended to cry made Jiang Heng laugh, and he was terrible to the next door, and he didn't dare to laugh, so his shoulders shook and shook.

After laughing for a while, he put the towel aside and stepped forward to put aside the bowl of plum wine.

hugged her into his arms, "Mei Xiaojiu, are you stupid or not, are you implying that your head is full of mush?" ”

"Did I just pretend well?"

"Very good."

Mei Qingjiu pushed away his embrace and said proudly, "I'm so good, you have to cherish it, right?" You're going to serve my uncle, right? Otherwise, Uncle will kick you. Now go, get the bath water for the uncle. ”

Brother Xiao Jiang suddenly became sensational, and Mei Qingjiu stopped pretending to cry.

But he started to get nervous, "You know how good I am?" ”

"Got it."

More than ten minutes later, the bathroom door opened again, and I saw Mei Qingjiu standing at the door and shouting: "Come on, wait for Uncle Ben to sleep." ”

Her nerves continued until the next day.

Jiang Heng shook his head amusedly and went out, leaving the space for her.

"Uncle Da, the little bath water has been prepared, please enjoy."

"That's pretty much it, you get out."

Jiang Heng felt that she was very interesting like this, and he was happy to cooperate with her, Mei Qingjiu didn't tell him to do anything else, he would take the initiative to shout, uncle, do you have any other orders?

The two laughed and laughed, and their lives were so unhappy.