Chapter 220: No More Snowmen
Chang Ping moved his arm. This old guy's combat effectiveness is ridiculously high, and he doesn't know how many moves he can make under his hands, so he will try again when he finds an opportunity.
Li Chaonan looked at Chang Ping, who was sitting next to him: "Is there anything wrong?" ”
Chang Ping smiled and shook his head. The old man has already shown mercy, and if the old man goes all out, his best situation is internal injury, and he will not be able to move for half a month.
Chang Ping and Li Chaonan were bored with Xuanyuan drunk and relied on time, and the three of them sat on the stone and thought about their own thoughts.
Xuanyuan Drunken Mo broke the silence, looked at Chang Ping and asked, "Boy, how long have you been practicing "Practicing Dragon Duel"?" ”
Chang Ping thought for a moment and replied: "It's been less than three months since he taught me!" ”
"What?" Xuanyuan's eyes widened in surprise. When I was cultivating, I practiced for half a year before I reached the second level, and this kid took one-third less time than himself. "Have you used any special methods or herbs?"
Chang Ping shook his head and looked at Xuanyuan drunken ink suspiciously: "No, what's wrong?" ”
Xuanyuan looked at Chang Ping drunkly: "It's okay, you come over and let me take a look." ”
Chang Ping glanced at Li Chaonan and got up and walked to Xuanyuan Drunken's side.
Xuanyuan Drunken Mo stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your hand!" ”
Chang Ping stretched out his hand to Xuanyuan Drunken Ink, and Xuanyuan Drunken Ink reached out and hit Chang Ping's wrist.
Li Chaonan walked lightly to the two of them, and looked down at the hand on Chang Ping's wrist.
Xuanyuan Drunken Mo let go of his hand and looked up at Chang Ping with a complicated look in his eyes.
Chang Ping's heart instantly lifted: "What's wrong?" ”
Xuanyuan drunken ink asked, "You really haven't eaten any medicinal herbs or adventures?" "This kid's pulse is very strong and powerful, a normal person's heart rate is about 75 times a minute, he only has 50 times, and he has 60 times now, how low will his heart rate be when he practices to his own level?
Chang Ping looked at Xuanyuan drunken ink: "Is there anything wrong with me?" What's not normal? ”
Xuanyuan drunken ink glared: "You are not normal, you are a pervert!" ”
Chang Ping stretched out his hand and pointed at Xuanyuan's drunken nose: "Huh? You say you don't know what kind of big-tailed wolf you are in the vein? I'm scared you to death, I thought you were happy to give me the number! I'm perverted, you're perverted! Your whole family is perverted! ”
"Bang", Xuanyuan drunk ink shot directly, scolding people and beating people hurt.
"Bang", Chang Ping flew out upside down, not at all guarded, fortunately, Xuanyuan was merciful under the drunken ink, otherwise he would have to vomit blood this time.
Li Chaonan pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Xuanyuan drunken ink's head: "Come on, you are bullish, let me see if you are fast or my bullets are fast!" ”
Xuanyuan drunken Mo casually raised his eyes and glanced at Li Chaonan, and simply put the gun in her hand in his eyes.
Chang Ping got up again: "Wife, I'm fine!" "Why doesn't this old guy play his cards according to the routine? At least scold and then shoot! This stupid wife, I said before that he was not afraid of bullets and even held a gun.
Xuanyuan drunken ink squinted at Chang Ping: "Boy, if you scold me again, I will abolish your internal strength!" ”
Chang Ping pulled Li Chaonan to sit on the stone and glared at Xuanyuan drunken ink angrily: "Who told you to say that I am a pervert?" ”
Xuanyuan looked at Chang Ping expressionlessly: "I just said that you are a pervert, can you treat me like this?" ”
Chang Ping opened his mouth and closed it again. be
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Ah, what can I do? I can't beat it! Sullen sat down on the stone.
The sound of a helicopter sounded in the mountains, and the three people looked up at the sky, and a small black dot gradually grew larger, and finally stopped above the three people.
Xuanyuan Invincible slid down his body, and the helicopter circled twice and turned around unwillingly.
Xuanyuan got up and looked at Xuanyuan Invincible, and he could still vaguely see the appearance of his childhood from his face, at this time, the old man who had gone through hardships looked at his grandson, and his lips trembled and he couldn't say a word.
Xuanyuan Invincible stepped on the ground with both feet and saw the snowman sitting on the stone at a glance, his eyes staring at the snowman. The white hair on his whole body, and his pupils also turned pale yellow, and the eyes that looked at him at this time were so complicated. He wanted to open his mouth and shout to grandpa, but his throat and eyes suddenly clicked something, and he couldn't make a sound when he opened his mouth.
Xuanyuan drunken ink took a step forward and retreated, his eyes were gloomy, although he was his grandson, he had changed, and he had become so that his grandson did not dare to recognize him.
Xuanyuan Invincible saw the disappointment and depression in the eyes of the snowman, and at this moment his heart was like a knife, he was the one who disappointed his grandfather, how could he do this? He took a step forward, stretched out his hand, and shouted hoarsely, "Grandpa! ”
Although this shout was not clear, Xuanyuan Drunken Mo still heard and heard it clearly, his white pupils turned red in an instant, and there was a splash.
"Grandpa!" This sound was much clearer than the first, and at the same time it took another step forward.
"Grandpa!" The third voice shouted clearly, and took two steps forward in succession.
Xuanyuan drunken Mo smiled and laughed out of tears: "Xiao Yuanyuan! ”
This call went back to Xuanyuan Invincible's childhood.
"Grandpa!" Xuanyuan was invincible and pounced on Xuanyuan drunken ink. Xuanyuan drunken ink opened his arms and hugged Xuanyuan Invincible, who rushed over.
Chang Ping wiped his eyes: "Wife, let's go, I really can't stand the two big men hugging like this, and I have goosebumps all over my body!" ”
Li Chaonan wiped away the tears on his face: "Mmmm, it's so numb!" ”
The two of them picked up their backpacks and walked down with their clumsiness, leaving space and time for their grandparents and grandchildren.
A helicopter roared away from the foot of the mountain, Chang Ping and Li Chaonan looked up and watched the helicopter gradually disappear from sight before lowering their heads.
"Husband, do you think that Xuanyuan's seniors can return to the state of a normal person?"
Chang Ping lowered his head and walked without answering Li Chaonan.
Li Chaonan pushed Chang Ping.
"Huh?" Chang Ping looked up at Li Chaonan.
Li Chaonan pouted: "Husband, I'll talk to you, what do you want?" ”
Chang Ping smiled and shook his head: "I didn't think about anything, what did you say, wife?" He suddenly remembered a question, Xuanyuan was drunk and didn't wear anything, why didn't he see male features? Did the mutation shrink after that? Gone? If you have the opportunity to meet again, be sure to take a good look.
Li Chaonan glanced at Chang Ping: "I still said I didn't think about anything, you didn't hear me speak!" ”
Chang Ping took Li Chaonan's hand: "Wife, I really didn't think about anything, I just guessed what our next task was!" ”
Li Chaonan pouted unhappily: "Okay." Let me ask you, can the Xuanyuan drunken ink old-timers return to their original appearance? ”
Chang Ping smiled and shook his head: "I can't say for sure, Bi."
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Nowadays, science and technology are so advanced, and medicine is also advancing! "But that thing shouldn't be recoverable, right? I have to go to Thailand. If not, become a woman directly? I shuddered at the thought of this, it was terrible!
The back of Li Chaonan's hand pasted on Chang Ping's head: "Husband, are you okay?" "Why is it suddenly weird? This bad guy must have thought of something, hmph, don't say it, it looks like it's not cleaned up again.
Chang Ping replied with a smile: "What can I do, strong as a cow, no, it should be said that it is stronger than a cow!" Let's go, wife, let's go for a drive, and play for two days to relax before we get the task. ”
Li Chaonan suddenly became interested: "Husband, why don't we go find some snow lotus again, I heard that this has a good effect on beauty!" ”
Chang Ping's face instantly turned into a bitter gourd: "Huh? Isn't it, wife? We just came down from the mountains, haven't you eaten enough jerky? ”
Li Chaonan was coquettish like a child: "I don't care, I just want Snow Lotus anyway!" "Although there is no problem with their appearance, but it will change with the passage of time, there is no woman in the world who does not want to be beautiful, the biggest wish is to stay young forever, how can you miss such an opportunity at this time.
Chang Ping looked at the majestic mountain: "Wife, there must be people at the foot of the mountain who will sell, especially those herdsmen who must have a better year in their hands, let's buy it from them, so that we can kill two birds with one stone, and you can get snow lotus without eating jerky, what do you think?" ”
Li Chaonan didn't say a word, thinking about the pros and cons, and thought about it for a while before nodding: "Okay, then go buy it." Tell you, if you can't buy it, I'll beat you into a snow lotus, and I'll go wild! ”
Chang Ping patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, wife, I will definitely be able to buy you a wild one, there is a stupid follow, others can't fool us!" ”
Li Chaonan glanced at the stupidity at his feet: "Okay, then let's go drive, and by the way, ask if there is anything in that village!" ”
Chang Ping smiled happily: "Okay, my wife is wise!" ”
Li Chaonan glanced at Chang Ping coquettishly: "Flamboyant tongue!" ”
The two of them took two steps and looked back at the same time, there would be no snowman again, only Xuanyuan drunken ink.
It took more than three hours for the two people to walk to the village, and before they could reach the parking house, they heard the scolding, and the two people accelerated their pace to the parking person's house with doubts.
The head of the household was lying on the ground with blood flowing from the beaten scalp, and his wife left four finger marks on one side of her face, and her nose was bleeding and she was still arguing with the two young men.
"You can't drive this car, how can I explain to the master if you drive away?"
One was wearing a black tracksuit, wearing an earring in his left ear, with an inch of hair, a cigarette between his fingers, and took a puff of cigarette and spit it out to the hostess: "Why don't I give money, I can't give you 20,000 yuan for such a broken car?" Do you think you don't have enough money? ”
The woman covered her face and shook her head in clumsy Mandarin: "It's not a matter of money, you can't drive this car away no matter how much you give, even if you beat us to death today, you won't let you drive away!" ”
The young man threw the cigarette butt on the ground, crushed it with his foot, and glared at the woman: "It's really shameless, hit me, until I can't move!" ”
Another slightly chubby young man reached out and ruffled the woman's hair......
(Sorry, it's a bit late for today's update!) )
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