Between classes,On the roof of the school building of Suiqunyuan School Park。 Emiya Shirou blushed and said to Rin Tosaka and the Imperial Penguin, "I've checked, and there is no spell on Senior Yanagito Kazunari, so I ruled out the possibility that he was the master." ”

Rin Tosaka glanced at the absent-minded emperor penguin and said, "Emperor penguin, do you have anything to say?" ”

Emperor Penguin said: "Mr. Weigong, I have recorded the video of you pulling out the clothes of Liudong Yicheng, and I will upload it to the same-sex dating website in a while; BL website is OK, you two are very handsome, plus that ambiguous action, you will definitely be able to capture a large number of rotten female fans, if you want to be popular this year, in addition to selling characters, you can rely on selling rot and selling cuteness - Emiya Shirou × Yanagito Issei, the story that the domineering student union president and weak members have to tell in the student union office. ”

Emiya Shirou's face turned even redder: "What! I was checking if there was a spell on Issei senior. ”

After getting along for a long time, Rin Tosaka knew that the emperor penguin must have discovered something, and she said, "Emiya-san, it's not once or twice that he's not serious, don't take it personally." Colbert, get down to business, you should see something. ”

"You can see it, it's really worthy of my master." Emperor Penguin shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't find out before, there is a martial arts master hidden in your school!" The pace is steady and powerful, the rhythm of breathing is perfectly combined with the pace, and he has a strong destructive power and hides himself with a deadwood-like appearance, he is really a crocodile-like man.

But how does it feel so much like a typical urban novel routine - a retired special forces king, or an ace killer who washes his hands of gold, enters a certain school to teach, hooks up with a beautiful teacher, captures a delicious female student Fang Xin or something? ”

"Who is it? Who are you talking about? Rin Tosaka had a disgusted expression: "That pervert actually wants to attack a minor." ”

The emperor penguin crossed his arms, and said with one leg shaking: "I'm just giving an example, and besides, isn't the footbasin man recognized by the international community as Lolita?" Why do you look disgusted, Master, don't you like a handsome man who can take care of people, the kind of warm man at the level of central air conditioning?

And your focus is not at all the point, okay! The main content of my words is the martial arts master, ace killer, and special forces king disguised as an ordinary person - no, the footbasin is a defeated country, the army was disbanded more than half a century ago, and the military establishment has long been abolished, and the Self-Defense Forces are only used as an excuse to defend against foreign aggression.

It's not right, there are Mi troops stationed in the country, and in a sense, the footbasin is a colony, and the Self-Defense Forces are only used to play forward for your Mi Daddy. ”

The emperor penguin's words angered Rin Tosaka, she pinched her waist and pointed to the emperor penguin's nose and said: "The garrison of the rice country is to help the footbasin and prevent the footbasin from being invaded by China; It was the United States that put the footbasin on the right track after World War II and helped the footbasin promote its characteristic culture to the world. ”

The emperor penguin looked at Rin Tosaka with a strange expression for a while, and then said in a regretful tone: "It seems that the enslavement education of the United States has been successful, which reminds me of the years when I led the army to drive out the Tartars and subdued the territory that had been ruled by the barbarians for more than 20 years, and the Confucian scholars with a lot of money rat tails and pigtails scolded me as a traitor, saying that they dared to make a rebellion and drive their masters back to Siberia."

Twenty years can make a group of people who think they can rule the world on par with the Son of Heaven and scold the emperor as a means of fame to voluntarily kneel down and become slaves, not to mention more than half a century of cultural brainwashing. ”

Rin Tosaka wanted to continue to refute, but Emiya Shirou, who had no sense of existence as long as the emperor penguin spoke, hurriedly interrupted the conversation between the two, and he found that the topic of the two was getting farther and farther away, and he had deviated from the original topic, so he forced a smile and said, "Tosaka-san, Mr. Emperor Penguin, aren't we discussing the matter of the fourth master in the school?" And the most important thing now is to find that person and put aside the legacy of history. ”

"Alright! After all, it has long been a habit for you to avoid historical issues, and your ability in that area is probably A+ level. The emperor penguin said with a scowling expression: "It is worthy of being the descendant of the wolf, and the descendants are the mountain wolf, and the ambition is rampant." ”

Emiya Shirou wanted to explain to the Imperial Penguin that the Wako were not all the Foot Basin Nationals, but a part of the defeated feudal lords and their ronin warriors; And what's the deal with that last sentence that sounds sarcastic?

But in order not to let the topic continue to deviate, Emiya Shirou resisted the urge to pick up the words of the Emperor Penguin, he straightened out his thoughts, briefly recalled, organized the language and said: "Mr. Emperor Penguin's evaluation, Saber once said something similar to someone, and the person who was present at the time was Soichiro Katsuki!"

Yanagito Kazunari's predecessor mentioned that Soichiro Katsugi had been staying overnight at Yanagito Temple, and he brought his fiancée two weeks ago. ”

"Aha! I guessed it! Emperor Penguin clapped his hands and said, "A husband who tolerates willful and reckless wives, Soichiro Katsugi must be the Master, and his fiancée who suddenly appeared is Caster who didn't run away." ”

"Although I can't say for sure, it's very likely—then we'll go to a night attack tonight, and Einomiya-san's classmates will also prepare." Rin Tosaka made a decision for Emiya Shirou so happily, but his words and deeds were very similar to a girl named Haruhi Suzumiya.

"Ah Xu, you can agree! If you upset the head of the regiment, maybe something will go wrong again, and we don't have the help of the big cute god. Before Emiya Shirou could speak, the Emperor Penguin persuaded him with words of unknown meaning.

"Who's that?" Emperor Penguin said that Shirou Gonggong had never heard of it, and remembered that he had just made the mistake of not being able to answer Emperor Penguin's words, so he quickly changed his words: "Wait, Tosaka-san, we're going to act tonight?" ”

"Of course! One more day of delay, and more people will be attacked by Caster. Rin Tosaka pinched his waist and said, "If you try to find out on the way home at night that Mr. Katsugi has to go home, you can tell if he is a master or not." ”

"Temptation or something, how should I do it?"

Emperor Penguin said, "I'll shoot him with the blaster in stun mode (from the Star Trek world), and if he's the Master, Caster will definitely show up, or I'll just need to sleep for the night - Master, I'm sorry your Shadow Bullet has lost its chance to play again." (The scene where Rin Tosaka uses the Shadow Bullet in the original anime has been replaced by Emperor Penguin.) ）

Rin Tosaka said proudly, "No problem, with the Servant (Servant) in the back, the one who is the master is happy." ”

Emiya Shirou said, "That's a problem, too!" If Katsuki-sensei were a master, he would escalate from temptation to battle, so there would be no room for reversal. ”

"Huh! Emiya boy, do you still want to join forces with Caster? Emperor Penguin looked at Emiya Shirou with a hideous face, drew a short spear and pointed it at his chest and said, "Do you want Saber to learn from that witch, attack innocent people, and then hunt souls to replenish his magic power?" ”

Rin Tosaka's voice was also a few degrees colder: "Emiya-san, let's make sure, do you really have that kind of thought!" ”

Emiya Shirou hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no!" I'm just worried about ......"

"Forget it!" After staying with the emperor penguin for a long time, Rin Tosaka occasionally interrupted others: "If Emiya-san's concern for his safety, then I and the emperor penguin will go to the test!" ”

"Hey-" Emiya Shirou sighed, covered his forehead and said, "Got it, I'll go too!" I'll bring Saber's. ”

Rin Tosaka waved his fist excitedly: "After dinner, let's set off together!" ”

Emiya Shirou was surprised by Rin Tosaka's decision: "You're going to my house again today?" ”

Rin Tosaka said in a natural tone, "Of course, Sakura is still at your house!" How, unwilling? ”

Emiya Shirou's face was embarrassed: "I didn't mean that. ”