Chapter 10: My Britney
"Stinky boy, get out and eat!"
"Oh, come on!"
Chen Zihang replied to Liu Tian on his mobile phone, "I'm going to eat, let's talk later." ”
"Well, you made me think about it, I'm now... It's a mess in my head. ”
"You think slowly, I won't force it." Chen Zihang replied softly and left the room with a big laugh.
At the dining table, Xu Mei took off her scarf, looked at him with strange eyes, and said, "What is so happy, as if you have won the lottery?" ”
"Nothing, eat and eat." Chen Zihang couldn't close his mouth with a smile, there were two things that made him so happy.
The first thing is naturally the [Lian Maika], and the second is Liu Tian's attitude, this is definitely a drama!
So: Happiness + Happiness = Happiness Doubled!
"Xiaopeng, hurry up and wash your hands and eat." Xu Mei shouted at Dong Xiaopeng, who was still playing with Ergou, and her voice was many times softer than when she shouted Chen Zihang.
Chen Zihang couldn't help muttering, "This kid has been playing with Ergou for an afternoon, and he hasn't played enough?" ”
Xu Mei retorted, "You've been playing the game for a few years, and I haven't seen you play enough." ”
"Mom! I'm dripping my own mother! Am I your son, or is he your son? Chen Zihang wants to cry without tears, even if he is compared to Ergou, even this cousin has to press himself.
"What do you say?" Xu Mei picked up the chopsticks and tapped them on Chen Zihang's head, and said in a low voice, "He is a guest, do you understand?" Besides, I remember you guys had a lot of fun, didn't you? ”
Chen Zihang instinctively replied: "That was when I was young and ignorant. ”
"You!" Xu Mei was about to make a heavy hand, and Chen Zihang explained with a strong desire to survive, "Don't worry!" I know it's great to have a brother from afar. ”
"That's pretty much it." Xu Mei nodded with satisfaction.
Chen Zihang secretly said in his heart, "Little brother, if you make my cousin unhappy again, it will not be happy, but even if it is far away, it will be punished!" ”
Maybe it was because he was in a good mood, he ate three bowls of rice in a row that night, and then returned to the room and lay on the bed with COS Uncle Ge.
Time passed minute by minute, and he didn't wait for Liu Tian's reply, to be honest, Chen Zihang's heart was more or less apprehensive.
I'm afraid that the other party will say, "You are a good person, but we are suitable to be a couple, or friends..."
Once, there was really a girl who sent Chen Zihang such a good person card, and Chen Zihang replied "You see that I am a good person, I don't think you are a good person!" Then he angrily deleted it.
Suddenly, a familiar V letter message prompt sound sounded in his ears, and Chen Zihang hurriedly picked up his mobile phone to take a look!
Wang Defa: "Brother Hang, please have a supper at night?" ”
"No, get out!"
"It's small! The pattern is smaller!
Doesn't I just owe you a dozen barbecues and a dozen hot pots? Do you need to scold me?
It turns out that our friendship for so many years can't withstand these dozens of suppers, hey! .... Ay! .... Ay!! ”
"I'm not in the mood to listen to your nonsense, and then black." As soon as Chen Zihang's voice was finished, Wang Defa's voice bombardment was ushered in.
"Brother Hang, I'm not in the mood, let's go out and drink two bottles? A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows. ”
"Brother Hang, there are a new batch of technicians in the Red Sun Foot Bath Shop, the massage techniques are old and powerful, let's try it?"
"Brother Hang, it's really not good, I'll lend my inflatable wife to you for two days, it's interesting enough, right?"
"Brother Hang..."
Chen Zihang quickly operated the mobile phone, and soon a paragraph popped up on the screen page: "Join the blacklist, you will no longer receive messages from each other, and you can't see each other's updates to each other's circle of friends, are you sure?" ”
"Sure!"
In an instant, the world was quiet!
Wang Defa is Chen Zihang's childhood play to the big Fa Xiao, the two junior high school, high school, and university are all in the same school, and they are the one who has known each other for the longest time among all Chen Zihang's friends, and it is also the most brazen and unreliable.
The only thing that impressed Chen Zihang was that when he was in junior high school, he was blocked at the door of the school toilet by the school bully with more than a dozen people because he was the girlfriend of the school bully.
Well, half of the people went to fight Wang Defa and shared half of the firepower output...
Later, Chen Zihang learned that this kid was not here to help at all, he was in a hurry to go to the toilet to, but he was mistaken by the school bully for helping.
The fight scene was fierce, and a little brother of the school bully was fighting, and suddenly shouted, "Oh no, boss, the is out!" Only then was so disgusting that the school bully led people to leave in a hurry, and Wang Defa became a legend in junior high school.
Time, minute by minute...
When Chen Zihang was drowsy, finally, he heard the familiar V signal prompt again.
He instantly sobered up and picked up his phone to take a look.
"[V letter movement]: 37 ranking, 1299 steps."
Chen Zihang: "......"
At this moment, Liu Tian's reply finally came!
"I'm wondering, what do you like about me? After all, we've only just known each other, so wouldn't it be too fast? ”
Chen Zihang secretly said that it was not good, he may still be a little anxious, it seems that Liu Tian should belong to a slow-burning girl, and this kind of girl generally has little experience in love, she really met a treasure!
After thinking for a moment, Chen Zihang replied, "There is not enough time. ”
"What?" Liu Tian asked suspiciously.
Chen Zihang explained, "I mean, I don't have enough time to answer the question of what I like about you, because there are too many! The moment I saw your photo, I couldn't say how much I liked it, and when I heard your voice, I fell straight down!
So, if I may, let me spend the rest of my life answering you that question, shall we? ”
Liu Tian stared at this passage five times, and then replied, "Although I haven't been in a relationship, I feel that I can try it with you now (shy expression)." ”
Chen Zihang was relieved, he finally passed!
"Can I make a small request, then?" The corners of Chen Zihang's mouth rose, this move is called inch by inch!
"Huh? What are the requirements? ”
"I'd like to call you Tian Tian in the future, or... Britney? (shy expression)"
Chen Zihang believes that at this moment, Liu Tian's psychology must change from vigilance, to relaxation, and then full of sweetness.
"Yes! Then I will call you Zihang from now on. Liu Tian plucked up her courage, she was not as thick-skinned as Chen Zihang.
"No way!"
"Why?"
"Because I think it's more appropriate for you to call your husband."
"I'm going to die to you."
Chen Zihang couldn't stop laughing, he finally occupied Liu Tian's heart, maybe it was only an insignificant position, but this will also lay the foundation for future capture.
If the heart is conquered, is it far from conquering the flesh?
Ha!
Ha ha!
Hahahaha!!
"Chen Zihang! In the middle of the night, what are the ghosts laughing at? Xu Mei opened the door angrily, and her eyes were so angry that she almost burst into flames.
Chen Zihang hurriedly admitted his mistake and said, "I'll go to bed right away!" After speaking, immediately turn off the lights and drill the quilt.
It seems that people can't get too carried away, otherwise it's easy to have big things...