Chapter 53: The Table That Can't Be Lifted
"Eh, that's weird, what's going on? If I can't go up a few more people, I won't believe in this evil! Director Li saw that they really couldn't move this table, and this little temper came up at once, and he had to move me out today, is it just so much effort? Didn't you even eat? Director Li reprimanded the group of coolies who were selling labor.
"Hey, don't be angry, look at your temper, what's the matter?" After my cousin heard Director Li's words, he began to persuade again.
"Cousin, I'm not in a hurry, look at this place, where does it look like a place for people? It's weird, it's scary, I just want to get these things out sooner, I'm in a hurry! Director Li was afraid that his cousin would blame him, so he hurriedly explained to his cousin.
"You baby, there are really a lot of reasons, okay, then you can see how to get it, I went out to help them get it together!" After saying that, my cousin went out to carry the treasure with those people.
My cousin pointed to the treasure that had just been moved out and said, "Don't move these things yet, put them here first, I'll go in and see if there's any movement later, if not, we can move away with peace of mind." ”
Director Li saw that the group of people under him couldn't move the table, so he asked one of his subordinates to free up a pair of gloves and bring them himself, and then he went to move the table himself!
"Hey, what the hell is this, why is it so heavy?"
"Give me the strength to go to one place, I don't believe it, give me the strength to feed, this time I must move this table."
"Yes, this table, it looks like it should be made of bronze, bronze is so valuable, when the time comes, we will move out, give it eight pieces, a family, all of them, maybe it can be sold for a good price, and then we will have no worries about food and clothing!" The group looked at the bronze table in front of them and fell into fantasy.
In the fantasy: their group of people all took a large piece of bronze and went to the local pawn shop to pawn, and then these pawn things were worth a lot of money, they took the money to buy what they wanted, lazily lying on the bed counting a handful of banknotes, their eyes gradually became blurred, intoxicated in the drunken gold fan, unable to extricate themselves!
"What's the fuss? A bunch of idiots, hurry up and get to work! This group of people is falling into Meimei's fantasy, but unfortunately they were slapped back to reality by Director Li.
"Alright, let's get to work! If we've been thinking about sweet dreams now, what else can we think about later? Wouldn't it be beautiful to finish this guy, let's buy a piece of land and a house, live our pastoral life, and be at ease from now on? Old Song Tou smiled silly at the group of people.
"Haha, Lao Song, to put it bluntly, isn't your pastoral life just going to be a farmer? What's so good about being a farmer these days? Although it is said that you want to eat and eat, you must live and live! But I always feel that the countryside is backward a lot, and I have nothing to do to come to the city to walk, and I can increase a lot of knowledge. ”
"Now that this society has changed a lot, if you hide in the countryside and don't see anyone, then your life will really be in vain."
"Alas, Lao Zhangtou, don't hear me wrong, I mean, buy a piece of land and buy a house, and then live in that place with your family, I didn't say to go to the countryside, buy a piece of land that belongs to you, do whatever you want, if you are really idle, then let that land, reclaim the land, and farm."
"But I feel that what Lao Song said is right! Now this land dealer makes money quickly, if you buy a piece of land with all the money, the appreciation of the appreciation in a few years, the increase in money, if in a few years, you don't know how many times the land you buy! ”
"Real estate is also very profitable now, if you buy a house, you can save it first, and then sell it when the time comes, which can net hundreds of thousands of dollars."
"Yo, old Wangtou, your opinion is really good, originally I wanted to buy a piece of land to become my own exclusive land, when the time comes to build a swimming pool, if there is a grandson, in the children's entertainment facilities! When you say this, I really remind me that if I can really make a lot of money this time, I will go back and plan a little, borrow a little more from my relatives, buy him a piece of land when the time comes, wait until it appreciates in value, and then sell it again. Well, that's not bad. ”
"Alas, Lao Song, your idea is a bit radical, now there is no fart, you have already remembered that you have money, what are you going to do? Don't run out of money and money by then! You must adhere to the party's guiding ideology, take the road of seeking truth from facts, do not raise any topics in the future, think about it is not right, do not get tired of the future, bravely take your first step, and work in a down-to-earth manner, so that society will become better. ”
"Well, hi. Old Zhangtou, you just encouraged me to buy land, what's the matter, I'm ready to retreat now, should this idea exist or not? ”
"Don't worry, even if my idea is dangerous, if you are caught, then you are beyond the punishment of the law, you are the initiator, it was you who instigated me, and you have to be fully responsible."
Old Song Tou is a cunning ghost, but if there is a little opportunity to be exploited, he will never let it go to others!
"O you people! are all in their early thirties, and this old man uses that old man, you really think of yourself as an old man, and you don't do it for me in a down-to-earth manner, if you don't work, how can you use the money! Director Li saw that this group of people had been thinking about those unrealistic things, and he couldn't hold it back, and angrily scolded this group of people for being lazy and unwilling to work.
"Hey, hey, Lord Director! We're just joking, don't take it seriously! We'll do it. ”
"Hurry, hurry up and rest enough, right? It's been a long time since we've been here, but my cousin is waiting outside, if I go back before dawn, let the local villagers here find out, you say, these things are not confiscated! You won't be able to get the then. ”
As soon as the big guy heard this, Director Li also paid attention to what he said, and now it is half dark inside and outside the cave, but fortunately, this group of people brought enough flashlights when they came!
This group of people is going to move these things back when it gets dark, and as long as these things go back safely, then they will get a big windfall, not to mention how cool they are at that time.
Thinking of this, the strength of these people doubled, but ten pairs of gloves and ten people were already in battle, and the table still did not move.
"Is there any mechanism for this?" Director Li hesitated for a while, groped for the lines on the wall, picked up the flashlight and shone it on the ground, looked around, and found that there was nothing.
The ten big men worked hard here for a while, but the table still didn't move, which really embarrassed Director Li!
Lifted the boss for a while, the table was like a dead pig, stunned by how much strength, but couldn't lift it, the tired ten big men "poof" sat on the ground.
These people were tired and panting, sitting on the ground gasping for breath, and at this time Director Li's cousin returned.
Everyone looked at a cousin, thinking that he had something to do about it, but he began to reprimand him as soon as he came.
"What are you doing, what are you grinding? Hurry up, if you can't move these things, you won't be able to leave until dawn, didn't you Director Li tell you the key points here? ”
"Okay, cousin, don't reprimand them anymore, this table is really evil, and we ten big men have spent a while here, but this table is soft and hard and doesn't eat, it just doesn't give face, it moves! What's going on, why is it so stable? Is it a ......... stuck to the ground? Halfway through the words, Director Li lost his voice, and Director Li deliberately teased the group of people.
"Nonsense, how can it stick to the ground? There must be some mechanism, I'll find it for you later. After saying this, my cousin groped on the wall, but after groping for a long time, he still didn't find it, so he took out a flashlight and shook it on the ground, and after looking for a long time, he still didn't find the mechanism.
"What can I do? I can't find the mechanism! Maybe it's because the weight of this thing itself is so heavy! Otherwise, we will leave this thing here first, and then we will bring enough people, or bring some utensils, and it will not be too late for us to get it back. "Director Li's cousin and Director Li discussed how to get this table back.
"Lord Director, let's see, the price of this table must be more valuable than these treasures, if you just get this table back, you will definitely get a lot of money, if you get these treasures back, then you will be poisoned, I'm afraid the gains outweigh the losses!"
"Yes! I had to walk and run again. It is inevitable that these treasures will come into contact with the skin, and if there is a mistake, it will kill people immediately. If this table is carried by a few people, it will be quite safe. ”
"I'd like to, too, but the problem now is that the table is too heavy. We ten big men can't lift it, what's the matter? Do you have a way to say that? Director Li's tone became agitated.
"In my opinion, we can use the principle of leverage, use the power of leverage, and use the power of the lever to lift this table out."
"I haven't thought about the way you said, but this place is more than a kilometer away from the entrance of the cave, so do we keep using a lever to warp it?" Director Li stared at the man, who knew that he had said the wrong thing, and didn't dare to look up into Director Li's eyes, and Director Li looked at the table, obviously showing an incredible look.
"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm just a suggestion, I thought I couldn't lift it now because there was something pulling it underneath, if I used a lever to pull this thing hard and break it, maybe it would be easy to lift it later."