The eighth episode of the new upstart is ugly, and the officials are angry
Ji Yun saw that Ah Gui had a surprised look on his face, and said with a smile: "You probably don't know that now the officialdom is prosperous, in the same year, with the same teacher, the same official, and the same errand envoy, one of them has been promoted or relocated, or even deposed. It wasn't long ago that I entered the military plane, and you are going to enter the military plane as well. For such a big thing, can they not come? They have a relationship with the eunuchs, and they are all in the ear! "This 'rule' has risen, and the atmosphere of officialdom has changed again." Ah Gui said: "Last time, Tong Yanghao went to send me troops, and I talked about it. I asked him why he didn't say 'fellow villagers' among these 'fellow villagers'. He said that his fellow villagers are not very useful, because they are not allowed to be officials in their own country, and they cannot take care of each other when there is something at home. Their abacus is better than money! Qian Du said: "Now it has been added along with the township." Although I can't use my hometown, I don't need it. If there is a little use, you need to contact. The baht contest is better than Mr. Accounts! ”
"What I said, tonight's weather, wolves and dogs are still rushing here - it's really for fame and fortune not to be afraid of bullets and bullets!" Ah Gui laughed for a while, and everyone went on to get down to business.
Qian Du was much more refreshed after this turmoil, and it was known that Ji Yundai Qianlong's questioning not only referred to the Jinchuan military, but also the intention of employing people according to their qualities. Now that he has an idea, he is not as restrained and cautious as Ah Gui, and says: "Zhuang Yougong, like Le Min, is from the top of the family. It goes without saying that the knowledge is excellent. He suffered a loss because the champion liked it so much that he was crazy, and when he met people, he said, 'I am the champion, the first person in the world', which made the reputation of officialdom, so he had to learn badly. But I dare say that he is a solid-minded, hard-working, and good character. Eshan and Zhuang Yougong repaired the Yongding River embankment together, I was ordered by Hengchen Xianggongjun to see, it was pouring heavy rain, Eshan was covered in mud, holding a shovel in his hand to command on the embankment, Zhuang Yougong took the migrant workers to send sandbags to the embankment. I saw him slip and roll from the top of the embankment to the bottom of the embankment without paying attention...... Shake hands with him, hands are full of calluses. It was a quiet man, his voice was hoarse, his face was tanned, and his eyes were red. At that time, I also laughed and said that they 'became two stove princes.' The king of the stove rules the river, which is also strange'! I often compare Eshan with Zhuang Yougong, Eshan has nothing to say when he sees people, Zhuang Yougong sees people humble, and they are all the same inner show. Zhuang Yougong suffered a loss when he was named on the gold list, and he was Han - in fact, you have to ask your heart, who is not enthusiastic about fame? After that, he sighed and ate tea without saying a word.
Eshan is a waiter in the Ministry of Works; Zhuang Yougong is currently the secretary of the Siyi Pavilion of the Ministry of Rites, and he is also the official of the four products. The two of them were doing such an errand outside, and Ah Gui couldn't help but be shocked when he heard it. Ji Yun was hesitant for a long time, and said with a smile: "It turns out that I still have to ask Eshan, and I don't need to rap anymore when I hear this-it's nothing, don't be suspicious of the top on the side." To revise the Siku Quanshu, I had to select a few compilation officials, and the emperor asked me to personally inspect it. Then he asked, "Which of you knows Hailancha and Zhaohui?" Ah Gui shook his head, but Qian Du said: "I have met once, I don't know much, I heard that the two of them love soldiers, are very capable of field battles, and are good friends." It looks like Zhaohui is old, Hailan is a little more off, and likes to joke. I don't know anything else. ”
"The two of them became fugitives in Jinchuan." Ji Yun said, "The emperor has ordered the governors of Jin, Jinhui, Henan and Yunnan-Guizhou provinces to secretly arrest them. The relatives also issued fire tickets and asked all localities to take them and escort them back to the camp. Ah Gui, I'm afraid you will have to take care of the camp affairs at the military aircraft, and the emperor tells you to keep an eye on their news at any time. ”
Ah Gui hurriedly got up and promised to say "yes", but Ji Yun raised his voice and ordered: "What about the people in the post house?" Please come and talk to the adults waiting in the West Wing! He Shen, who was guarding under the porch outside, agreed, and then listened to the clamming of chairs and benches in the side room, and the voices of people were discharged from the hospital in a noisy manner, and trotted up the stairs into the main room in the thick rain curtain.
In an instant, the main hall room became lively. Ji Yun and the three of them had already stood up and greeted each other with smiles. I saw twenty-four or five people coming in. The robes are half wet and half dry, but the top is very miscellaneous, there are lazurite, blue nirvana glass top, crystal, white bright glass top, clams top, plain gold top, flowering, openwork top...... The old ones are over 60 years old, and the younger ones are only fifteen or sixteen years old, with mixed clothes, different ages, and different official positions. When Ji Yun looked at it, he only recognized one Hanlin Fang Zhixue, who had asked him for a foreign errand, and the other three Shu Jishi seemed to have accompanied Fang Zhixue to worship his own door, but he couldn't remember the name anyway. Ah Gui knows more, there are three pen post style work together, one is called Hu Qiulong, who is in the middle of the lift, and the writing and poetry can still be seen, the other two are called Gao Fengwu, one is called Tong Dabang, and one is called the pen post style but have never met. The rest are all miscellaneous officials. Most of them were freshly dressed, some of the robes were faded, some had threads and corners, and some of the robes were burned by smoke and patched. The brim of the hat is notched, the red tassels are falling off, and the official boots are showing socks...... Everything is there. Shape**, it was actually a group of glamorous spirits running into the temple, one by one, their eyes were scorching, Zhang Huang looked at each other, competing to meet Ji Yun and Ah Gui, but left Qian Du aside.
Ji Yun's heart is bright, although he is in the military plane, he is actually only in charge of repairing the "Siku Quanshu", and the Ministry of Rites only takes care of it, these people are all from Agui. looked at Ah Gui, Ah Gui was looking at Qian Du, but Qian Du smiled and sat silently. Seeing Ji Yun taking out a cigarette, Qian Du smiled and said: "Lord Xiaolan wants to eat cigarettes, who has a fire frieze, light it for Lord Ji!" Before he finished speaking, five or six people immediately came to Ji Yun's face with a fire fold. Ji Yun only took a puff of cigarette, couldn't help the laughter in his belly, and took a puff of "plop", choking and sparks splashing out of the smoke pot.
"Brothers," Ji Yun coughed a few times to hide his laughter, "Gui Junmen will go to the capital today, and we will talk when we get out of the car, and it is difficult for everyone to brave the hail and heavy rain to greet us." This affectionate and touching thing is really moving. Ah Gui smiled: "When people come, I understand it, and I understand it." There are a lot of people, standing here to talk, and they can't offer tea, it's too simple and slow. Ming'er, I still have to face you, if you have something important, stay and talk about it; If there is no urgency, please go home. There is a day to meet! ”
These are all officials who can't get on the stage on weekdays, some want to make up for their studies, some want to let go of foreign posts, want to make up for real shortcomings, want to move, want to be introduced, have a bright face and show off, and set friendships for the future. It is also difficult to see Ji Yun on weekdays, and it is difficult for Ah Gui to come to Beijing to enter the military plane, and it has already spread all over the world, and it has been discussed, where is he willing to be sent away like this? Suddenly there was a shouting and shouting:
"Gui Ye! We're here to pick you up, no matter what, you have to give you a face! ”
"Xiaolan, I specifically inquired about you, and Ming'er is not on duty as a military aircraft. We haven't seen each other for a long time, so let's take advantage of Jiamu's catch, can't we talk? ”
"Although we are small, we are more affectionate than those big guys......"
"Ah Gui, the poor and lowly friends must not be forgotten! I forgot that year when you went to Uncle Jiu's to fight the autumn breeze, I still accompanied you to eat cold rice in the east kitchen! ”
"My name is Feng Qingbiao, my name is Feng Qingbiao! Remember the Guandi Temple corridor room we lost money in the gambling, and baked white potatoes together to satisfy hunger? ”
"Xiaolan, I brought you the pair of Mengtian Tiger Talismans you want!"
"Xiaolan, I have a picture of Tang Bohu's lady, you have to appreciate it......"
"Xiaolan ......"
"Gui Ye ......"
"Gui ......"
"Ji Zhongtang ......"
Qian Du listened to the hustle and bustle of the crowd, like a group of starving ghosts, feeling that they were embarrassed and shameless, thinking about it and pitying them. Sitting with a smile and sipping tea, he suddenly recognized an acquaintance, and shouted loudly: "Wu Qingchen!" Aren't you Yue Junfutai's criminal master? In Liu Kang's case, the two of us were witnesses in one place, locked up in a room and ate dead people's meals for three months - now forget about me! ”
"Ouch! Isn't this Lord Heng? The man named Wu Qingchen was noisily talking about Ah Gui's "affection" of "breaking watermelons and eating them with his hands by the side of Xihaizi", and then he saw Qian Du sitting on the side, and he was happy, and he called Qian'er and asked for peace, and said with a smile: "Is this our God of Wealth in the Qing Dynasty!" We are friends and have the deepest friendship, and we can't compare with them......" Qian Du shook his hand and smiled: "I don't dare to be this!" - You are so noisy that this lively door wants to catch the wind, who is the east, where is the wind, just crowded here, flattering words to satisfy hunger? Wu Qingchen said with a smile: "I'm afraid that you don't appreciate your face - don't you hear that it's easy to entertain guests?" ——Right next door——Ma Erzi-The newly elected Texas Salt Road is the east, and a seat is set up in Luqing Building! Ma Er's nephew-" He lowered his voice and approached Qian Du, and a smell of stinky garlic and dead onions came to his nose, "Ma Deyu, a famous rich man in Tongzhou, donated the Taoist platform and put it into the void, and we caught his big head...... "Qian Du couldn't stand the breath in his mouth, and stood up and said Ji Yun with a smile: "I'm afraid it will be difficult to escape tonight." It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, let's eat these turtle grandchildren! The crowd immediately burst into applause.
Ji Yun and Ah Gui looked at each other, not knowing how to deal with this group of bezoar dog treasures. Hearing what Qian Du said, he felt that he had no choice but to do so, and nodded in a daze. Seeing this, He Shen knew that he had not interfered with it, so he went into the house and took a few decanting stones and held them to Qian Du, but he did not follow, but was busy preparing bath water for Ah Gui, boiling sour plum decanting soup, chasing mosquitoes, lighting incense, and waiting for the master to help him return drunk.
Luqing Building is just a stone's throw away from the post station. Ah Gui, Ji Yun, and Qian Du were dressed in oil clothes and hats, supported by everyone, and arrived in front of the building almost without touching the ground. At this time, it is just a light rain, there are five red lanterns hanging under the eaves of the façade of the three-bay room, looking up, the three-storey building is covered with the top of the mountain, the rain silk that flutters and sprinkles is hazy like fog under the light reflection, the abrupt cornices on the dangerous building loom in the dangerous building, and the carving urn really has the feeling of being like a heavenly realm. When Ji Yun looked at it, the couplet next to the door was written very spiritually:
Idiot: The world is a big stage, and there is no need to cry.
Fool: The stage is a small world, and it is advisable to feign madness.
There are six vermilion lacquer pillars in the inner hall, more than a dozen tables of eight immortals, a stage near the north, more than 20 spotlight lamps are lit, and lamps are also hung on the pillars, which illuminate the inside and outside of the hall. Outside, there was a big water sign that said "Thank you and apologize when the guests were full", but there was no sound inside. Only then did Ji Yun know that Ma Er's nephew was rich and had actually contracted this building. As he moved in, he said with a smile: "Ma Deyu - how much silver does this garden have in one night?" ”
"It's only two hundred or two, this is the housekeeper's office, I don't know." Ma Erzi listened to Ji Yun's question, and hurriedly came up and replied: "Even the money for the play, about four hundred taels is enough." "He's a big guy, so fat that Snow Goose is tight. A white and wide face with two small dark eyes embedded in it, a big grin, a casual look. Ji Yun has read a lot of people, listening to his Shanxi dialect, he is angry, his expression is full of agility, but he is not stupid at all, because he said with a smile: "My two years are not enough for you to squander overnight." So rich, and still come out to be an official? Ma Erzi smiled: "The old man is the most saintly!" No matter how much money you have, you can't use your identity. It's a rural history, and if an official who doesn't enter the stream comes to your house, he must be respected as a god and treated as an ancestor. There is no shortage of money, thinking of people to respect, it is better to be an official than to do something. Now that the Futai County Order has come to my house, I see that my old man is also an 'old man', and this dignity must be earned by being an official. This is like Miss Kuo opening a kiln, not trying for money, just trying to be merry and happy! ”
Ji Yun couldn't help laughing and said: "Officialdom is compared to a brothel, this analogy is interesting!" As he walked, he asked, "How much do you have in Yandao?" ”
"Twenty thousand taels!" Ma Erzi licked his lips, "In addition to giving the boss Bing Jing, Tan Jing, Yin Knot Silver, Birthday Gifts, Red and White Wedding Gifts, as well as honoring Mrs. Shangxian's private body with money, all parties on the left and right should entertain...... I don't scrape the ground, I don't take bribes, I should go in and out, the accounts are leveled, and the uncles who are safe officials are happy, and they also give me subsidies. ”
There are also officials who do this! Ji Yun couldn't help but wonder in his heart, but he really became interested in Ma Erzi, and said:
"You deserve to be a chic!"
"I took the silver that should be obtained, and I never asked for the silver that should not be obtained, and I don't feel distressed about the silver that should be spent - the officials are not chic, because they use ninety percent of their strength in fighting hearts, and they have been squeezed on the path, I just want to be safe, of course happy."
"Messenger—you've got to do it!"
"Zhongtang! Today's 'messengers' are done by one out of ten, and one messenger is made a hundred people to fight. I don't fight, how many good things have fallen! ”
"When you see your boss, you always have to hand over the notebook, please kneel down and beat Qian'er to laugh and talk funny, right?"
Ma Erzi also smiled and said, "Of course, it should be ceremonial." But when the next official saw me, it was the same thing. I'm a little bit more than a little bit left to do it-if you want to be a big official, it's a lot more forgiving! As he spoke, he had already entered the garden downstairs and under the stage. Ma Erzi looked at it, there were five tables not far from the audience, there were already two Hanlin in the middle seat, Fang Zhixue was on the side of the chief, the Hanlin with the "Mengtian Tiger Talisman", Ji Yun also remembered that it was called Jia Haojun, and stood opposite Fang Zhixue respectfully, looking sincerely afraid. Ji Yun saw that the dishes were all over the table, and everyone looked at him, so he pulled Ma Deyu to the chairman's seat, and then gave up to Ah Gui and Qian Duha, and said loudly with a smile: "Today came from all walks of life, and they came to meet the wind for Ah Gui's military gate." Qian Du and I are only with each other. The banquet is so rich, it is rare for everyone to get together, and they must have fun. But we just eat, and we should be with each other, and we just want to talk to the host. ”
"Everyone!" Ma Erzi raised his glass and smiled: "I, Ma Deyu, respect heroes the most. Originally, it was far from the name of several adults, so he begged Lord Fang to ask for face, and paid homage to this and this of the Agui Military Sect...... Well, Zunfan! Unexpectedly, I met three court members at once...... Whew, stone pillars! Taking advantage of this excitement, I think that it is also a blessing for the six lives, let's have a good time eating and drinking, singing those who can sing songs, reciting poems if they can recite poems, and those who can make wine orders or tell jokes. We are all idlers, don't force adults to use wine - I said in the end, this money is my family's clean money, and I am willing to treat guests, and I don't have the heart to ask the big guy to give me a promotion, just to be decent and happy. Whoever wants to chew his tongue behind his back, my second nephew - die with you! "Let's have a drink first.
Everyone didn't hear him finish speaking, they were already laughing, Ah Gui and Qian Du drank together, panting and trembling with laughter. Ji Yun felt that this second nephew Pili Yangqiu was a very sophisticated person, so he only smiled and said, "I just have a drink and have fun." Ma Erzi giggled, clapped his hands, twelve female singers on both sides of the stage, six were holding musical instruments such as sheng, flute, flute, pipa, etc., and six actors were holding long sleeves and long skirts to the ground, waving their hands and sending them, dancing and singing, singing:
Reckless and reckless, Xiao Xiao has white hair and old Jianggan.
Bujin floor heating rejuvenation is easy, and the halberd door wall is difficult to worship again.
Yu Xin's career is the most bleak, and Meng Jiao's poetry and bone drama are cold.
I suspect that the seven-character incense is weak, and I seal the plum blossom to see Your Excellency.
……
There was singing and dancing on the stage, but the audience was full of laughter and laughter. Ah Gui didn't dare to drink too much in a cup, so he only took a sip of wine and took a sip of light dishes. Qian Du has nothing to do tomorrow, but he is ready to do it with a glass, and after a few glasses, he is already drunk. The twelve Lingtong civil officials, lotus root officials, Ai officials, Kwai officials, Xing officials, Fang officials, jade officials, Ling officials, Rui officials, medicine officials, treasure officials, and eggplant officials on the stage can all be fifteen or sixteen years old, only the lotus root officials, Fang officials, and jade officials are girls, with long hair, bright eyes and bright teeth, and the rest of the male actors are also pink and jade-faced.
Qian Du saw that Wu Qingchen was drunk, and came over to toast with a prostitute in his hand, knowing that he was a sleeve breaker, he just smiled. Wu Qingchen put his hand on the little guy's shoulder, and said angrily: "Come, Guanguan, toast a few adults!" As he spoke, he leaned over to the cheeks of the official to make a mouth. The official pretended to be ashamed and deceitfully pointed at him and said with a smile: "Master is still cool and cool, the breath in your mouth is unbearable!" Because he held the wine with a handkerchief and sent it to Qian Du's mouth, he said coquettishly: "Master Qian, Master Qian...... Ki-sama Katsura can't use alcohol. You have to let go of the amount today, drink a few more glasses on behalf of the two masters......" Qian Du saw that he was slim and charming, he was really more feminine than a woman, and the faint fragrance came to him, and he was drunk again, and his heart was also shaken, so he drank three glasses in a row and said: "Good wine!" ”
"Flowers are not charming, people are obsessed with themselves." Ah Gui looked at the pink, white and green Luo embroidered skirt in the court, and the "men and women" were scratching their heads and making postures under the Huanghuang candles, and couldn't help but feel nauseous, seeing Ji Yun sipping tea and drinking lightly, he smiled and said: "I didn't expect you and me to be brought here tonight to see the scenery!" "That's what you're talking about." Ji Yun smiled and said, "This is the third time for me." Now that you have arrived at King Liang Xiao's rabbit garden, it's good to see the rabbits! ”
Qian Du smiled: "Since I said rabbits, let me tell you a case." Gao Shaofu, the commander of Neihuang County, Henan, took the case, it was a showman who lived in the hotel, and was taken to the county government by the Fujian businessmen in the same house. The original defendant talked endlessly about the long painting and the short painting, but Gao Shaofu didn't understand what '**' meant. Xiucai said 'broken sleeves' and 'divided peaches', and the more Gao Shaofu listened, the more confused he became. Q: 'What the hell is going on?' Xiucai snorted for a long time, and then said, 'He will be a man and a woman!' Gao Shaofu couldn't help but be furious, Xiangmu slapped it on the ground, and shouted, "What does the rain in Jiangnan have to do with me?" Get out of here! After speaking, the audience burst into laughter. The garden is full of brilliant hairpins and officials, laughing and talking, some are fist-fighting, some are laughing, some are punishing wine, there are first-class poor officials who are silent and gluttonous and chewing, red men and green women shuttle in the meantime, smiling and coquettishly persuading wine, living like opening a brothel dojo, and a lot of amorous rituals.
Ji Yun saw that this group of people was so filthy, and knew that if he sat down again, he would definitely attract the impeachment of Yushi, and seeing that Ah Gui was also smiling with warm anger, he whispered: "Calm down." There are also people who can't be offended. Ah Gui gritted his teeth and whispered: "I'm his grandmother's!" Where is this official? It's clearly a group of shameless prostitutes! Ji Yunla pulled Ah Gui's shirt, stood up, raised his glass and said with a smile: "Although they are all classmates and friends of the same year, after all, everyone is a person with status, and it is not good to look good if they lose their official body carefully - the actors all go back to the stage and pick the elegant ones - just like Fang Cai's song and sing a shallow song, everyone orders the riddles to compose poems, this is the elegant taste." Now that the world is prosperous, the holy road is prosperous, and hundreds of officials should set an example for changing customs and customs. Everyone has fun with themselves, just don't go out of line, just love your brother. ”
Ah Gui saw that Ji Yun's words were not light or heavy, both warm and bone-like, and immediately sent people a lot quieter, he knew that he was very likely to enter the military minister, and he admired it in his heart and wanted to learn this prime minister's instrument, because he saw that the atmosphere was gradually solemn, so he laughed and said: "We will do what Ji Zhongtang did, and Gao Le will be happy for a while - let's play the name of the table at this table." Well...... said the name of the fold in the front, the battle should be neat, and the name of the play should be brought later, so there is no need to blame. He smiled and took a sip of wine, "I'll give you an example first." "Horror" - "Wind Festival Mistake" to "Frightened" - "Eight Righteousness" "Frightened Idiot" must be right. If you don't agree, you will be punished with a poem, or tell a joke, drink and sing a song. Isn't that good? After a little hesitation, he began:
"Thief Armor" - "Wild Goose Armor"!
A pen post next to it did not think twice, and responded to the voice:
"Ding" - "Peach Blossom Fan".
He said again: ""Visiting Su" - "Red Leaves"! Next to him was Fang Zhixue, who looked up and thought about it, and said:
"Copy Red" - "The Legend of the West Chamber"!
Again:
"Supporting the Head" - "Embroidered Shirt".
The next one is Ah Gui's turn, he is leading troops outside, and he has not entered the opera garden for several years, this kind of coupling seems easy, but in fact, he has to fold and follow the names of each play, where can he find it for a while? After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly clapped his hands and said with a smile: "There is!" - "Cutting Feet" - is a play in "The Emerald Garden"! He said again: ""Open Eyes" - "Jing Hai Ji"! Xiaolan Gong, look at you! ”
Ji Yun was stunned for a moment, his poems, essays, and books are all the best, and he is also invincible in the world when he hears that the archaeological hook Shen Yixuan is also invincible, but he watches very few plays, and he is savoring the neatness and humor of "holding his head - cutting his feet", but Ah Gui has an "eye-opening" for himself, only frowning and searching for dry intestines, but his heart is very dazed. Xiao Ying'an, who happened to be at the table, came over with a scroll painting to toast, and said, "Please Xiaolan public product evaluation of authenticity" pretending to lean over, and chattered a few words in Ji Yun's ear, Ji Yun slapped the table happily and shouted: "Wonderful!" "Open Eyes" can be a response to "Pulling Eyebrows" - not in "Luan Hai"? ”
"This can't be counted!" Ah Gui smiled, "-This is a fraud spread, and you have to be punished for drinking-" He couldn't call Xiao Ying'an's name, so he only said, "-Even you, the old man, have to be punished!" Xiao Ying'an didn't hesitate to pick up the cup and drank it all, frowned and pursed his lips and drank another glass dry, and said with a big tongue: "Even, even Xiaolan Xianggong's punishment wine I received, this is the end, right?" ”
The crowd immediately began to heckle and said, "If it doesn't work, it won't work!" Everyone is their own account, Ji Gong can't eat wine, punish him for composing poetry! Jia Zhijun, who brought the "Mengtian Tiger Talisman", also came over to toast, and said with a smile: "Xiao Ying'an can drink poetry, and he is the number one romantic Hanlin." Don't spare him! Qian Du and Ah Gui both got up and shouted, "What Jia Zhijun said is true! Let's not spare any of ......" At this moment, the sheng song on the stage was low, and the officials in the audience sat down to toast: it was noisy, it was really lively. Xiao Ying'an smiled awkwardly: "In front of Xiaolan Gong, Gui Junmen and Lord Qian, how can I get my poems?" Alas, it is difficult to disobey the will of the people, so I have no choice but to talk nonsense......" because he shook his head and raised his eyebrows:
I am engaged in poetry, how can I just be reckless?
However, it is not easy to say, scholars know what to do!
"Good!" Everyone cheered in unison and laughed, Ah Gui, Jia Zhijun, Fang Zhixue, Wu Qingchen, Ma Er's nephew, and Tong Dabang, who came to join in the fun, all bowed their backs and laughed breathlessly. Qian Du saw Ji Yun trembling with laughter, and gasped: "It's your turn!" It must be better! Ji Yun smiled and said, "Where can I make a better 'poem'?" I heard that the Military Aircraft Department has a red chapter and a black chapter of Beijing. I came out as Zhang Jing, so I'll laugh at myself with this as the topic, and please be happy! "Because of the recitation:
Flowing water is a chariot and a horse, and the master is like a tiger and a fox.
Ran until the military aircraft department, smiled and asked the middle hall is not?
Ah Gui smiled and asked: "This is 'Red Zhangjing', what about 'Black Zhangjing'?" Ji Yunyong said:
The basket is made of chariots and donkeys and horses, and the master is like a mouse and a servant like a pig.
Quietly slipped to the military plane, and asked in a low voice, is there anything in the middle hall?
Ma Er's nephew was drunk at the moment, he had forgotten his form, hugged his hands and laughed, and said with a chopstick: "I won't be right about the name of the play, I have a pot of chowder soup today, and I can't help but make fun of it!" "Because of the hypervoice:
You don't see the world and live with delusional hearts, delusional hearts! The golden building is paved with silver, the high car is angry like a cloud, and the delicate baby and the child lock the spring is deep——
Singing here, he suddenly felt out of shape and showed his talent, and suddenly stopped, he didn't know what to do, everyone knew that he was a wealthy businessman, and he was generous and hospitable and bold, and he couldn't say anything without two words, full of fallacies, and suddenly saw him chanting this good sentence, and they were all stunned. Ji Yun knew that Ma Erzi was pretending to be stupid, and he didn't say anything, but only asked, "This delusional heart is not bad, but where did you get so much money?" - You don't seem to finish the ......"
"Be an official." Ma Erzi has returned to normal, "The bigger the official does, the closer he is to the delusional heart - Zhongtang Mingjian!" ”
"Be an official! Like to achieve my status, the silver, incorruptible silver, and ice charcoal are added to one place, and it is only a few thousand taels a year, how can I get that set of wealth? ”
"That's because you didn't have delusions." Ma Erzi smiled, "If you really want to fulfill this delusion, you have to scrape the ground!" - I just finished reading it—" for he said aloud:
Ants boil fat in their bones, bed bugs scrape paint powder, our officialdom old bachelor - if you are stingy you are not allowed to shave - I ...... I...... Squeeze Yi's backbone!
Everyone laughed in an uproar, and when they were about to comment, He Shen hurriedly walked over and whispered a few words beside Ah Gui. Ah Gui whispered in Ji Yun's ear, "Sixth Master Fu is here, wait in the post house, there is something important...... Ji Yun also got up. Qian Du also stood up.
"Thank you for your kindness!" Ji Yun smiled at Ma Erzi beside him and said, "With your poem, I will return to the table." Ladies and gentlemen, the feast will be dispersed. We have something to do, we have to go first. If you don't have a lot of fun, don't send it. After that, he nodded and withdrew to attend, and Ah Gui Qiandu also resigned. Because Ji Yun said, "Don't send it", Ah Gui and Qian Du both looked solemn, everyone was restrained, and they got up one after another, some bowed, and some said, "Adults, please go, the master of the middle hall is easy to go...... The three of them ignored it, and came out by themselves, only the host Ma Erzi came out with him to see him off.
Qian Du followed the two of them for a few steps, and suddenly stopped. Fu Heng called Ah Gui and Ji Yun, and he followed him with a household servant, what was going on? Ah Gui saw his thoughts and said with a smile: "Your sedan chair is still in the post house!" Sixth master, you have always lived well, but throwing the hammer away like this looks hypocritical. Ji Yun also said: "See you and see what the sixth master means." Qian Du then moved to keep up. In a moment, the three of them had returned to the station.
At this time, the heavy rain stopped, but it was very overcast, and the hail rain as thin as fog swayed under the shadow of the lights in the courtyard of the post station, and the water in the courtyard was shining. Seeing Fu Heng standing on the patio with his hands behind his back and looking up at the sky, Ji Yun stood at the door several times. Ji Yun smiled and said: "Sixth Master, it's a bit like watching a kite during Qingming!" It's still too hot in the house this weather? "You're back?" Fu Heng turned his face to see them, and said, "I'm waiting for you-Qian Du, don't go, let's talk about things together-I'm not taking the cool, I'm looking to see if there will be another hail on this day-" As he said, he let the three of them enter the main room with his hands.
"Jin Hui's impeachment of Ne Qin and Zhang Guangsi has arrived." Fu Heng's tone was as heavy as lead, and his face was terrifyingly gloomy, "25,000 of our army were killed, and only 5,000 soldiers and horses were trapped in Songgang...... I can't imagine two things: I can't imagine that my relatives are so incompetent, and I have lost my teacher and humiliated the king, and I have decorated my crimes; I can't imagine that the toast in a corner of Salopun is so fierce and difficult to control......"
The three of them all knew that the news of Jinchuan was not good, and when they heard that "25,000 people were killed", their hearts still fell down suddenly, and they were silenced, and they did not squeak for a while. After a long time, Ji Yun asked, "Has the Lord seen the excerpt?" ”
"See." Fu Heng's eyes were melancholy, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "This kind of excerpt can't be delayed." The emperor is angry, one is that Zhang Tingyu personally entered the palace to apologize; One is to repair the Old Summer Palace, the imperial envoy impeached the eunuch Bu Xiaowan for bribery, and the official of the household department, Gui Qing, who supervised the Xihaizi Fei Bo, partnered to make it difficult to do it, and privately raised the price of wood; There was also a hail just now, and it was passed to Qin Tianjian, who was drunk and unconscious, and passed on to Shun Tianfu Yin, asking to check if there was any damage to people and livestock houses, and there was no shadow. A yard is pitch black! …… The emperor was so annoyed that his head turned red and his face rose, and he personally took Gui Qing and killed Bu Xiao with a rod on the spot. When I entered, I was carrying Bu Xiao's body out, and the eunuchs and palace maids were so frightened that their faces were like ashes, but I went in to report the funeral at this time......"
He swallowed bitterly, with a trilling voice in his voice, and said: "I have been angry with my master since I was a child, but I have never seen him look like this. His face was dark and green, his pupils were glowing, and he stood on the ground like a nail, silent, motionless......"
"The look in his eyes taught me that I had committed a mortal sin, God! ......Fu Heng covered his eyes with his two hands, tears had flowed out of his fingers, and he continued without raising his head: "I was afraid that he would faint, so I knelt down a few steps and hugged his knees, crying and saying, 'Master, master, don't ...... Don't do that...... Slaves are guilty and punished, but you are a golden body...... The relatives are not people, the lock is taken into the Jingming canonical punishment, and the slave is in the military plane to take care of military affairs, and he can't worry about the king, and it is also a crime that is difficult to forgive...... However, the defeat of Jinchuan was already in the light of the sacred candle, and the three-way army only lost one road, and did not hurt the vitality...... Don't be angry...... The slave goes, goes to Jinchuan, and fights for the master's face......' He listened, and the tears in his eyes rolled down like beads...... "Fu Heng seemed to be overwhelmed by the cold, his whole body spasmed and shrunk into a ball, he couldn't help it anymore, and he actually cried to himself.
All three were stunned. Although they and Fu Heng have a distinction between superior and inferior in terms of position, they have had a good relationship with each other in private. Fu Hengcai is elegant, favoritist and Confucian, his demeanor has always been calm and unhurried, and he talks about martial arts and hats, and he looks like a Tianhuang nobleman, when have you seen him so out of shape? Just now in Luqing Tower, the lights are bright and green, Hulu drinks pheasants and dismantles the filth, and all of a sudden in the atmosphere of this scene, they are also a little confused like a dream.
The sound of the rain outside grew louder in the silence, and was obliquely invaded by the whistle wind, hitting the tiles, hitting the stables, and hitting the window lattices, and the eaves and troughs were also like a torrent. Rustling here, banging there, booming there, commotion here, distant and near-sounding chaotic. About the old wall of the post station courtyard wall the soil and mud peeled off, smashed into the muddy water with a muffled sound, into the house, several people were palpitating in their hearts.