"You have short legs?"

Lu Xining looked Mu Mu up and down, and pursed the corners of her lips helplessly.

Mu Mu is tall, 173cm tall with straight long legs, if she is still called short legs, Lu Xining can only be regarded as short legs.

"yes, I have short legs."

Mu Mu nodded seriously, completely ignoring Lu Xi's contemptuous eyes, and said seriously: "Don't look at me as taller, but I have short legs, how can you have such long legs like Sister Xiaolu." ”

"Our fawn sister is full of legs from the neck down, I can't, my neck is full of meat."

Mu Mu smiled, hurriedly took out his driver's license, looked at Xu Bojun and said with a smile: "Brother Xu, let's go." ”

"A veteran driver for many years, good at sudden braking, and occasionally using foot brakes, he has worn out countless pairs of soles, but he hasn't hit anyone yet, you can rest assured."

Good at sudden braking, and occasionally use foot brakes......

Worn out countless pairs of soles......

Is this by car or by bike?

Xu Bojun raised his eyebrows helplessly, looking at Mu Mu's excited little appearance, he always had the feeling that he would be eaten by her halfway when he went back with her.

"Then you drive." Xu Bojun handed his car keys to Mu Mu.

Everyone came to the underground garage, Lu Xining sat in the driver's seat of Shen Chengyan's car, and Shen Chengyan sat in the co-pilot.

Mu Mu looked at Xu Bojun with blank eyes, Xu Bojun smiled lightly at her, opened the back door, and sat in Shen Chengyan's car with peace of mind.

"Miss Mu, please drive my car back, I drank today, and it's not suitable to take your car."

"If you brake sharply or foot brakes, I'm afraid I'll vomit all the food I had last night."

Mu Mu smiled bitterly and waved his hand: "I'm joking, I'm not good at sudden braking at all, Lu Xining loves sudden braking the most." ”

Lu Xi's eyes widened, silently watching his best friend betray him.

She tugged at the corners of her lips and forced herself to turn her head to look at the other side, for fear that she couldn't help but kill her best friend with righteousness.

"Xiaolu-san is good at emergency braking?" Xu Bojun tilted his head, frowned and said seriously: "Since this is the case, I should sit with them even more, if there is danger, the brothers should bear it together, and I must not abandon the brothers." ”

"If something happens, I can still help Xiaolu-san, with me and Chengyan here, we will definitely be able to go back safely, don't worry."

Mu Mu: "......"

What should I do if I feel like crying?

A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost. What is black can be said to be white, and what is white can be said to be black.

Obviously, one second he said that he was afraid of spitting out dinner in a hurry, and the next second he said righteously that he couldn't abandon his brother, and he really wanted to beat him.

But Mu Mu still didn't have the courage to get in the car and drag Xu Bojun down, she cried and watched Lu Xining drive the car away silently, so she walked to Xu Bojun's car unwillingly, skillfully turned the steering wheel, and drove the car out of the parking garage.

"There is no car behind, turn left turn signal, ready to turn left."

"Be careful, go too fast, slow down and drive slowly."

"Turn right 300 meters ahead and enter the right turn lane......"

The two voices of low and cold echoed in the carriage, and they didn't know if it was Mu Mu's words that scared them, or if they were really worried about Lu Xining's driving skills. Sitting on the Luxi Ning car, Shen Chengyan and Xu Bojun were extremely nervous.

The two of you reminded me one by one, and turned to look behind me from time to time, for fear that a car would suddenly jump out and scare Lu Xining.

It wasn't until the car drove into the apartment parking lot that Shen Chengyan and Xu Bojun's tense bodies slowly relaxed.

"Xiaolu's driving is very good, smooth and smooth without bumps, giving you five-star praise." Xu Bojun hooked his lips and winked at Lu Xining.

Leng Buding received the king's wink, Lu Xining's heart jumped vigorously, and she hurriedly bowed her head.

originally wanted to apologize to Xu Bojun, although she didn't know what happened to Xu Bojun and Mu Mu, but with her understanding of Mu Mu, she knew that it must be the girl's fault.

But suddenly seeing Xu Bojun's wink, Lu Xining pressed back the apologies in his heart.

It's not her best friend's fault, it's really this man who is too sultry, and her little grass growing on other people's walls is touched. How could the best friend grass that grew on his own wall not be moved?

After returning to the room and waiting for a while, Mu Mu walked in sullenly with the car keys.

"Damn stinky man, I don't even want the car keys to open the door for me, am I that terrible?"

"I said Mu Mushroom Liang, what did you talk to Brother Xu about in the afternoon, scaring Brother Xu like that." Lu Xining raised his head and looked at Mu Mu a little helplessly.

Mu Mu's eyes lit up, and he walked up to Lu Xining excitedly and told everything that happened in the afternoon.

After listening, Lu Xining crashed.

She shook her head for a moment before she said, "You...... Brother Xu is molesting you? ”

"He kissed you?"

"Impossible, right?"

"What's impossible?" Mu Mu blinked his eyes twice, a little depressed. "Sister is so good-looking, someone accosted me on the road, it's normal for Xu Bojun to like me, right?"

“emmmm……”

Lu Xining looked at Mu Mu seriously, speaking with her conscience, her best friend is indeed very beautiful, with big eyes, long legs, fleshy breasts, and a slender waist. Fat where it should be fat, thin where it should be thin, there is a heroic spirit in her eyebrows and eyes, and the heroic superwoman is her.

If Mu Mu is not good-looking, no matter how well her script is written, she will not have tens of millions of fans. Half of the reason why there are so many fans is the script and half of the reason is Mu Mu's face.

"Okay, to be honest, you are really good-looking, but no matter how beautiful you are, you can't flirt with Brother Xu, right?"

Lu Xining touched her conscience and found that it was not very painful, she continued: "Let's not talk about the environment in which Brother Xu stays, and how many beautiful women are around him, let's talk about his own appearance." ”

"His old man's face is more beautiful than a woman, and when he looks at his face in the mirror every day, I guess he is aesthetically tired."

"So what?" Mu Mu frowned and looked at Lu Xining unhappily.

If the stinky girl dares to say the next sentence, she doesn't mind having a hand-cut girlfriend!

Feeling the evil aura emanating from his best friend's body, Lu Xining hurriedly sat up straight and said seriously: "So he should like you." ”

"You are not only beautiful, but you also have a good personality, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom, Xu Bojun doesn't like you, who does he like?"

Mu Mu nodded with satisfaction, seeing Lu Xining covering her heart and twitching the corners of her mouth, she subconsciously asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"A heartache of conscience."

Lu Xi Ning shouted bitterly, and ran away without waiting for Mu Mu to react, so angry that Mu Mu chased her several times.

The two of them frantically fought for a while, and they were tired and sweaty before they 'truce'.

It was already late, their stomachs were empty and there was nothing, Mu Mu rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Let's go buy vegetables and cook." ”

"Are you crazy?"

Lu Xining shook his head and shook his head, "It's eight o'clock in the evening, the vegetable market has long been closed, and we don't know where there is a vegetable market nearby." ”

Mu Mu said without giving up: "The supermarket is not closed yet, there are vegetables inside." ”

"Although there is a pot at home, the seasoning is not complete."

I bought a lot of seasonings for cooking seafood yesterday, but it was only salt, cooking wine, mustard and the like that can be used to cook seafood, and the seasonings for cooking are still a lot worse.

It's so late now, and she has to buy vegetables and spices, and it's nine o'clock when she comes back, and she can't eat at least ten o'clock when she cooks, and she'll starve to death.

"Don't do it, order takeout."

Mu Mu opened her mouth and looked at Lu Xining faintly for a while, knowing that cooking is not very scientific now, she shook her little head helplessly, "Then order takeout." ”

"Do you need to bring a little for Brother Shen and Xu Bojun?"

Lu Xi thought for a while, and didn't know whether to bring it or not, "The cub didn't drink too much wine today, and he also had some snacks, but he didn't eat much, so he should be hungry at this time." ”

"Bring him some lines, but Brother Xu seems to have drunk a lot, I wonder if he has rested?"

"Shall we ask?" Mu Mu took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message to Xu Bojun, but Lu Xining hurriedly held her down.

"Let's change it."

Lu Xining blinked his eyes and said bitterly: "The cub seems to be very concerned about the fact that I am a fan of my own mother, I can't explain it." ”

"At this point in time, if I ask him if he is hungry, he will probably reply to me immediately, 'My mother's concern?' I'll have to explain it to him. ”

"Why don't I send a message to Brother Xu, how about you send a message to my cub?"

Mu Mu tilted his head and thought about it carefully, "It's okay, I'll send a message to Xu Bojun now, even if he is hungry, he probably won't eat, so you can send it." ”

The two sat on the sofa and sent messages to Shen Chengyan and Xu Bojun at the same time.

Shen Chengyan's message came back quickly, [Okay, I'm just hungry, what do you want to eat? 】

Mu Mu handed his mobile phone to Lu Xining, and said with a smile: "Brother Shen is asking 'you', he is caring about you." ”

Lu Xining took out her mobile phone, which displayed the message that Xu Bojun had just replied, [Trouble, I can eat anything. 】

She looked at the message and said in a muffled voice: "You seem to have offended Brother Xu, and his old man is unhappy." ”

"It's me who gets taken advantage of, my pretty little face has never been kissed by a man, he used what fan benefits as an excuse to take advantage of his wife, and he looks like he has been wronged, little villain." Mu Mu snorted twice, stuffed his mobile phone into Lu Xining's hand, snatched Lu Xining's mobile phone again, and quickly tapped his fingertips on the screen.

Lu Xi Ning saw that she was chatting happily with Xu Bojun, she couldn't help but laugh, and pretended to be Mu Mu to chat with Shen Chengyan.

She was typing at this end, and Mu Mu suddenly tapped her with his hand, "Xu Bojun is looking for us to masturbate." ”

"What?"

Lu Xining immediately turned around, and the mobile phone screen displayed a paragraph that Mu Mu had just edited but did not send, but at the top was a new message from Xu Bojun.

[I'm happy today, call Shang Chengyan and Mu Mu to masturbate together, how about it? ] 】

"Brother Xu is really looking for us to masturbate?"

Lu Xi looked at Mu Mu suspiciously, "He shouldn't be really interesting to you, right?" Are you going to stay up all night? ”

"You're driving faster than I do, but I think he meant that."

Mu Mu nodded his little head excitedly, he didn't look shy at all, and threw his phone away and went to the suitcase, "How about you say I wear this set of underwear, if not, just this set." ”

"Should I go take a shower and put on my makeup first? Can you tell them to wait for me for half an hour? ”